tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3596034583770372010..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Twilight Wins Everything! A Movie Awards Critique.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15973370652437211092011-04-29T10:50:36.643-04:002011-04-29T10:50:36.643-04:00I watched it this afternoon online, where I could ...I watched it this afternoon online, where I could skip over all the ads at least (mostly) which I'm sure cut about an hour out of the program. <br><br>I too Loved TC and the Les Grossman stuff. That shit is just funny, I don't care who you are. And when he told Will Smith "oh, Fresh Prince says your ready" I horked on my coffee. I have no love for TC, but this character is awesome and I'll watch him in anything.<br><br>On to TwiNM stuff: I hate KStew more every time I see or hear her. Right after I found all those pictures of her giving the finger to the press in Australia during a boat ride with Taycob, then she mocks MTV while accepting her award. What did she say at the end, "peace out"? Oh pulleeeeze. She just comes off as such a bitch IMO all the damn time. She's not good enough for him. He deserves someone sweet and she's a total prickly pear. Yuck. <br><br>The Precious on the other hand can do no wrong. He's right up there with Jesus in my book at this point (except I never wanted to do dirty things to Jesus -- ok, maybe I just went too far...). He's so sweet and funny and self effacing. I loved that he thanked his parents for conceiving him too. And what was that shit with trying to fake the kiss? I didn't get that. I wish they'd just kissed. And I didn't see Runaways but the kiss btwn Kstew and Dakota looked pretty hot to me. <br><br>I loved Peter's speech at the end too. He's a class act, no doubt about that. Even while saying "fuck" he manages to remain classy. Is that even possible? But where was Jacksper, did he miss the party? And Kellan? <br><br>I can't wait for Eclipse, that trailer has me drooling. I do hate that they fucked with the school confrontation scene so much. She doesn't go off with Jacob and ditch Edward in the book, wtf is that about? Bella never would have walked away from Edward in the book. Creative licence? Maybe Steph wasn't on set that day. I still think they need a Twitard on set to keep them honest.vermonstermom4edwardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03978750356306971568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61978006780553685572011-04-29T10:50:35.261-04:002011-04-29T10:50:35.261-04:00ZOMG - Okay, I'll admit it, I am a total effin...ZOMG - Okay, I'll admit it, I am a total effing sucker for the MTV Movie Awards. I lurve them. I lurve them like a fucking h00r loves the cock.<br><br>Some of my favorite non-Twilight moments were Tom Cruise doing the Les Grossman shit, and Marky Mark and Will Ferrell hanging above poor Tom Felton while he gave his acceptance speech - LOVED. Oh, and Sandy B!<br><br>But down to the real Twilighty goodness.<br><br>A) I know KStew catches a lot of shit for all her antics, but for some reason, in the last few months, I've really kind of come to love her. I get that she's awkward and comes off bitchy, but I kind of just want to hug her anyways.<br><br>B) I thought the stuff they did for Best Kiss was adorable, and when Rob finally grabs her at the end... let's just say I had no problems at all putting myself in KStews shoes!<br><br>C) I TOTALLY MOTHERFUCKING SQUEEED during the Eclipse clip! (Say that three times fast)Seriously - I thought KStew was far less twitchy and ROBZOMGCAN'TEVENHANDLETEHHOT! Also? This might be a random thing to note, but I thought Taycob TOTALLY NAILED the line where Bella asks why he hasn't called, and you see his face harden and he goes, "I had nothin to say." For some reason, that totally won me over for Taylor as an actor - that's EXACTLY how I always pictured Jacob when Bella says he gets that look, when he's not "her Jacob," when he reminds her of Sam...<br><br>D) PFACH YOU ARE ONE FUCKAWESOME MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!! Seriously - this totally made my night. I cannot emphasize how much I fucking loved his acceptance speech, right down to not cursing when it came to Stephenie Meyer - "Cause she's a Mormon!" Oh Pfach, I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you.<br><br>WHEW! Sorry for that, twatwaffles! Had to get it out. And now we know why the Pimp does not have soda after 9 pm anymore.<br><br>vw: cillili. It took me roughly nine tries to type that correctly.Fooorkspimphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91712551289297449612011-04-29T10:50:34.371-04:002011-04-29T10:50:34.371-04:00Alright I'm feeling PO'ed so I'm just ...Alright I'm feeling PO'ed so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. Why the F*ck can I find NO clips of PFach's F-bomb on YouTube! All the MTV clips are 'not available in my area' and I'm deprived. DEPRIVED I tell you! No Robsten! No kiss/not-kiss whatever! How is a twitard supposed to maintain this addiction when the interweb declines me??? Oh well... <br><br><br>On a different note, we need to discuss Bree. Little tart. I know we're all pissed that SM wrote this *commercial opportunity* novella instead of finishing a certain EPOV that we'd much rather had... but what does everyone think? <br><br>W/V - Pokett. I'd poke it if I had the chance...I_heart_Fiftyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06918163684293408370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72138237884917555772011-04-29T10:50:33.022-04:002011-04-29T10:50:33.022-04:00@LindsayRae - CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW? NOW? PLE...@LindsayRae - CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW? NOW? PLEASE? PLEEEEEASE??<br><br>@Canadiantwitard - I'm so with you! I give props to the girl for tryin! It's one thing to be cool with being famous, but it's another thing to have people constantly harassing you - a lot of times I imagine how I'd act in the same situation. Honestly? If someone was following me and taking pictures while I was just trying to catch a smoke break, I'd probably just burst into tears like "Please I just want to smooooke and if you take pictures then my mom will bitch at me!" and then the paps would be like 'FOOORKSPIMP CRIES!" and there would be pictures of my blotchy crying face all over the news and THEN I'd cry every time I saw them (I cry sooo easily), and they'd be like "FOOORKSPIMP IS DEPRESSED!" and I'd be like "Shit! But what about that movie I'm in? Can't you talk about that?" And things would be bad all around. I also tend to have verbal diarrhea ever time I'm nervous and people are looking at me to say something, and I start talking about TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE STUFF like how I forgot to put on deodorant this morning and everyone in the conversation takes a collective step back. So in short, I have a soft spot for our twitchy girl :)<br><br>Whew!/rant!<br><br>Also, @LKW - PFach's dirty dirty mouth makes me want to do SO MUCH MORE than make out with him - Sorry, adorable wife and children. :-/Fooorkspimphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44196889864169008362011-04-29T10:50:32.742-04:002011-04-29T10:50:32.742-04:00You mirrored my thoughts pretty much to the T. I L...You mirrored my thoughts pretty much to the T. I LOATHE any awards show, particularly those on MTV. I'm 32, so yeah, I'm past their demographic and I can't stand 99% of those schmucks. They are all so damn self-righteous and they think that what they do matters so much, when in actuality, it SO doesn't. I would have rather been waterboarded than watch those freaks from The Jersey Shore. But, I digress . . . I ended up watching the damn thing live, although I set out to record it and do what you did, skimming through to Twi-related stuff. I loved Peter's "speech!" I'm not sure why the censors suddenly fell off their game when he started spewing the f-bombs. They were on it all night, but I guess they didn't figure anyone (except maybe KStew) from Twilight would say fuck that many times. I also loved when he said he wouldn't swear for Stephenie because "she's Mormon." And, as always, "The Precious" was beautiful and awkward. :)Lissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72451401978732764412010-06-09T02:31:46.799-04:002010-06-09T02:31:46.799-04:00**SPOILER ALERT**
@Anon- I read it the other day ...**SPOILER ALERT**<br /><br />@Anon- I read it the other day and I'll never look at Bree the same again. I was practically in tears at the end.<br /><br />Imagine how awsome it would be to be discussing MidnightSun instead of the short second life of Bree Tanner? Im glad she wrote it; it gave us a clearer insite into Jaspers world. We read about on week in that environment, imagine his being decades? God. <br /><br />Lets discuss.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84156997982048054602010-06-09T02:26:05.502-04:002010-06-09T02:26:05.502-04:00You know, MTV used to actually play music. It was ...You know, MTV used to actually play music. It was a beuatiful time, up until about 1995. That was when Road Rules started and then BAM the fucking realty show idea took over EVERYTHING! I actually watched, ecited to see the stars, hopng to catch a glimps of Rob and all his hot glory. But no, instead, MTV decided the stupid fuckers of Jersey Shore we're more important. I think MTV owes everyone a major apology for traumatizing us with that shit. I could feel my brain cells drizzling away. GAH!<br /><br />I had to resort to chatting with another blog site and got my head bit off for pointing out how god damn boring those triute things are. It was Sandra Bullok and I said she looked awkward. She did, I swear. And this one girl started biting my head off about the insensitivity to her situation. *sighs* I swear, I'll never do that agian. Im traumatized.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42829530836409160712010-06-08T22:41:17.455-04:002010-06-08T22:41:17.455-04:00Anon- that is hilarious! I was thinking the same t...Anon- that is hilarious! I was thinking the same thing. IT'S F*CKING BRONZE!! How insulting...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80513052077810660062010-06-08T22:11:32.283-04:002010-06-08T22:11:32.283-04:00@ Heart 50- I would love to have a Bree discussion...@ Heart 50- I would love to have a Bree discussion. Read it last night. Don't want to give away any spoliers to those who haven't read it yet, but I was like "WTF!? Red headed? Which Cullen has RED fucking hair?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30979761563473710222010-06-08T22:07:12.160-04:002010-06-08T22:07:12.160-04:00I am KStew neutral. She seems so high maintenance...I am KStew neutral. She seems so high maintenance, but if she makes the Precious happy..... that's all that matters. She does need to get a grip however. The girl needs to smoke a big bowl, listen to some Jerry Garcia lyrics, and calm the fuck down already. <br /><br />I should get a name here. I have to stop posting as one of many anons.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37997616448442718872010-06-08T21:06:05.083-04:002010-06-08T21:06:05.083-04:00@Stacked Like Sookie - Peter Fuckinelli... LMAO th...@Stacked Like Sookie - Peter Fuckinelli... LMAO that is perfect!!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1894652323868281572010-06-08T15:15:38.743-04:002010-06-08T15:15:38.743-04:00Alright I'm feeling PO'ed so I'm just ...Alright I'm feeling PO'ed so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. Why the F*ck can I find NO clips of PFach's F-bomb on YouTube! All the MTV clips are 'not available in my area' and I'm deprived. DEPRIVED I tell you! No Robsten! No kiss/not-kiss whatever! How is a twitard supposed to maintain this addiction when the interweb declines me??? Oh well... <br /><br /><br />On a different note, we need to discuss Bree. Little tart. I know we're all pissed that SM wrote this *commercial opportunity* novella instead of finishing a certain EPOV that we'd much rather had... but what does everyone think? <br /><br />W/V - Pokett. I'd poke it if I had the chance...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48170808462483837742010-06-08T14:32:02.667-04:002010-06-08T14:32:02.667-04:00I'm 40 and always watch this award show becaus...I'm 40 and always watch this award show because it is always entertaining & I'm always interested to see just how far they are going to push the envelope. <br />The show made me remember why I used to love Tom Cruise back in the day.<br />I'm with FreakyBella, they mentioned Twi constantly & were always showing Robsten or Taycob in camera shots. Definately worth over 2 hours of my time. Oh, and let me just fucking mention that I fucking love Peter Fuckanelli even more now than ever before. And, epic FAIL MTV on missing all of the F-bombs.<br />Finally, I'm kind of neutral on Stew. I like her & like that she's an individual. I don't take the stuff she says or does to seriously, just like Rob (remember 'allergic to vaginas' anyone?) <br />Also, I like Rob's new haircut, but I like a little bit of hair at the nape of the neck to grab on to.<br /><br />wv: finges. I'd love to have Rob's finges running all over my body like they were those statues.Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3975406429589152542010-06-08T14:04:00.719-04:002010-06-08T14:04:00.719-04:00Rob was sweet and gracious and gorgeous as usual. ...Rob was sweet and gracious and gorgeous as usual. I loved when he kissed Kristen. Adorable. <br /><br />I want to hate KStew because frankly, she drives me sort of nuts. But I can't. Why? Because she is me. Well, except for the flawless beauty part of course. She reminds me so much of myself at age 19/20, I really can't hate her. If I had been in her position at that age, it would have been me flippin' the bird to the paps with a ciggy hanging off my lips. I can only say, she is young and she will learn a lot in the next few years.Julie Wintersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85384512137155957812010-06-08T12:23:15.784-04:002010-06-08T12:23:15.784-04:00Loved the post, LKW!!!!
I tried to resist the M...Loved the post, LKW!!!! <br /><br />I tried to resist the MTV awards, but after the RPattz commercial I had to watch. <br /><br />They pulled me in right at the beginning with the Bad Ass Cops....seriously...this could be a movie and I would go see it. The 70's porn staches KILLED me...All they needed was Billy Burke in the middle and I would have died right then and there. <br /><br />I puffy heart PFach and his filthy mouth.mel in the atlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02321318370781836288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10351088621699784602010-06-08T12:16:40.430-04:002010-06-08T12:16:40.430-04:00@HV - Your ability to go from Mothering the Precio...@HV - Your ability to go from Mothering the Precious to wanting to do dirty dirty things to him in a blink of an eye never fails to slay me...<br /><br />@Lindsay - I'm glad I wasn't the only one who wanted to be those buckets of popcorn!!!!<br />AND PLEASE...lets talk about BREE!!!<br /><br />PFach stole the whole damned show, except of course for those moustaches...they were...well, can words really describe their awesomeness? <br /><br />Kstew...that damned eye roll when Rob thanked her....I almost threw my remote at the TV.. WTF!!! Get over it already. I don't give a damned shit if they are or aren't together at this point, but at least be nice to our Precious!!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26386372963625787912010-06-08T11:31:42.797-04:002010-06-08T11:31:42.797-04:00@Latch Snatch: FUCK! I want to, but I'm gett...@Latch Snatch: FUCK! I want to, but I'm getting ready to head out the door! Can I count on a Bree Blog Post when I get home? I don't want to miss the party. And I have SO much to say. (<i><b>PAGE 78 MUCH?!?!?!</b></i>) All I have to say is<br /><br /><b>Big Announcy-style Voice</b><br /><br /><i><b>THE SHORT SECOND LIFE OF BREE TANNER</b> SHOULD BE REQUIRED READING FOR ANY AND ALL TWIHARDS/TARDS WHO ARE GOING TO SEE ECLIPSE. EVER.</i><br /><br />Fuck. I want to sit and talk with you about this right now, but I have to peace out.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63257269362479239092010-06-08T11:10:24.400-04:002010-06-08T11:10:24.400-04:00You mirrored my thoughts pretty much to the T. I L...You mirrored my thoughts pretty much to the T. I LOATHE any awards show, particularly those on MTV. I'm 32, so yeah, I'm past their demographic and I can't stand 99% of those schmucks. They are all so damn self-righteous and they think that what they do matters so much, when in actuality, it SO doesn't. I would have rather been waterboarded than watch those freaks from The Jersey Shore. But, I digress . . . I ended up watching the damn thing live, although I set out to record it and do what you did, skimming through to Twi-related stuff. I loved Peter's "speech!" I'm not sure why the censors suddenly fell off their game when he started spewing the f-bombs. They were on it all night, but I guess they didn't figure anyone (except maybe KStew) from Twilight would say fuck that many times. I also loved when he said he wouldn't swear for Stephenie because "she's Mormon." And, as always, "The Precious" was beautiful and awkward. :)Lissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74839444061701090672010-06-08T11:07:43.510-04:002010-06-08T11:07:43.510-04:00If you end up watching the whole thing... Believe ...If you end up watching the whole thing... Believe it or not, it was actually funny this year! And they mention Twilight like every 5 minutes... They know how to get our attention!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-55144621005213001902010-06-08T08:53:48.148-04:002010-06-08T08:53:48.148-04:00@Lindsay Rae- LOL!!! I thought/daydreamed the same...@Lindsay Rae- LOL!!! I thought/daydreamed the same thing about how he fondled those buckets of golden popcorn!!!<br /><br />going to re-watch that acceptance speech now...laphippshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02862285133016694170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20619045957039100932010-06-08T08:38:49.991-04:002010-06-08T08:38:49.991-04:00I am so over KS acting like every bit of publicity...I am so over KS acting like every bit of publicity is an intrusion in her life.<br />Yeah, I am in Oz and thought her flipping the paps was really immature.Made her out to be a real diva. The paps are everywhere she goes. Why act out here?<br />Did she think she was going on a press tour to hicksville and only the kangaroos would be interested in taking pics of her??...wtf???<br /><br />Her nervous 'performance' at the mtv awards just made me dislike her even more.<br />If she is such a great actress who has been in the biz for years why can't she 'act' her way through a 3 minute acceptance speech?haz2https://www.blogger.com/profile/06167926735213755370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74417446926620968442010-06-08T08:14:58.851-04:002010-06-08T08:14:58.851-04:00@LindsayRae - CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW? NOW? PLE...@LindsayRae - CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT NOW? NOW? PLEASE? PLEEEEEASE??<br /><br />@Canadiantwitard - I'm so with you! I give props to the girl for tryin! It's one thing to be cool with being famous, but it's another thing to have people constantly harassing you - a lot of times I imagine how I'd act in the same situation. Honestly? If someone was following me and taking pictures while I was just trying to catch a smoke break, I'd probably just burst into tears like "Please I just want to smooooke and if you take pictures then my mom will bitch at me!" and then the paps would be like 'FOOORKSPIMP CRIES!" and there would be pictures of my blotchy crying face all over the news and THEN I'd cry every time I saw them (I cry sooo easily), and they'd be like "FOOORKSPIMP IS DEPRESSED!" and I'd be like "Shit! But what about that movie I'm in? Can't you talk about that?" And things would be bad all around. I also tend to have verbal diarrhea ever time I'm nervous and people are looking at me to say something, and I start talking about TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE STUFF like how I forgot to put on deodorant this morning and everyone in the conversation takes a collective step back. So in short, I have a soft spot for our twitchy girl :)<br /><br />Whew!/rant!<br /><br />Also, @LKW - PFach's dirty dirty mouth makes me want to do SO MUCH MORE than make out with him - Sorry, adorable wife and children. :-/Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68326152273534747832010-06-08T07:56:48.657-04:002010-06-08T07:56:48.657-04:00Um, PFach's dirty mouth makes me want to make ...Um, PFach's dirty mouth makes me want to make out with him... hard. Jennie is one lucky bitch.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57284962656655569232010-06-08T04:33:55.315-04:002010-06-08T04:33:55.315-04:00Amazing, I was watching last night literally yelpi...Amazing, I was watching last night literally yelping whenever they won something! Brilliant! And oh my god RPattz is adorkable, I just love him. I mean who thanks their parents for concieving him when recieving an award, just Rob and we love him for it!Carlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74177391704574842642010-06-08T04:27:58.699-04:002010-06-08T04:27:58.699-04:00I thought the awards were great,I don't care i...I thought the awards were great,I don't care if I'm in my mid 30's I'm a watchin them anyways. I didn't even mind the clip even though they changed it from the book,after seeing the first 2 movies I EXPECT them to change things from the book. I would prefer that they didn't but oh well.<br />I also have to say that I like KStew,I may not be a fan of all of her movies that I've seen but I like her. I like that she's twitchy and clumsy and yes,sometimes bitchy. It makes her a real person in my head. She doesn't try to be anyone else but herself and I like that. I wish people would lay off her a bit. She tries and people still bitch about her. They say she doesn't smile enough so you see her in more pictures smiling and then people pick on what she's wearing instead,she says she doesn't like speaking a lot because she's worried she'll say the wrong thing and upset people but she tries and then people freak out and take what she said wrong. I get that she's famous but it doesn't mean she has to like being followed around and harassed 24/7. I'm sorry,but if I had a camera in my face all the time I'd get pissed too and flip the finger. She's aloud to have bad days,we all are..the difference is she has to have them in front of the world and she screws up sometimes. Okay,I'm hopping off the soapbox now.canadiantwitardnoreply@blogger.com