tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3722848676413218072..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Texts From Robert Pattinson.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19006210661781844242010-12-29T14:48:30.171-05:002010-12-29T14:48:30.171-05:00HILARIOUS as usual!HILARIOUS as usual!Addicted2Twilightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62072327374524298152010-12-23T21:40:40.335-05:002010-12-23T21:40:40.335-05:00OK Hookers! If you want the deets about what exac...OK Hookers! If you want the deets about what exactly was in my GBoD, hop over to theTwitter and check it out. I don't think you have to follow me or anything. Just look for TheRugbymom.<br /><br />Of course, I'm pretty Twiter-illeritarate, so I could be wrong. Anyway - the details were shared this afternoon. SWEET!<br /><br />Thanks sooooo much Snarky, Jenny, Latchkey Wife, and Texas Katherine! Merry Christmas! buzzzzzzzzzz!TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85285237111942457942010-12-23T07:37:37.225-05:002010-12-23T07:37:37.225-05:00Love TFLN!! So remind me of college (coughnottool...Love TFLN!! So remind me of college (coughnottoolongagocough) and grad school.<br />All those who were thinking about fanfic on the topic... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5657052/1/<br /><br />It's literally called Texts From Last Night and it is pretty funny.pharmgirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66635788025972718702010-12-23T00:08:49.313-05:002010-12-23T00:08:49.313-05:00Just the thought of getting a text from a late-nit...Just the thought of getting a text from a late-nite-possibly-not-sober RPatts... woah.Tioliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00259015315374213589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68611476570920405562010-12-22T23:33:53.040-05:002010-12-22T23:33:53.040-05:00LMAO! The funniest thing is, I recognize most of t...LMAO! The funniest thing is, I recognize most of these texts from TFLN's facebook and twitter! I love how you put then into an entirely different context, and so believable!<br />Ahhhh I'm still cracking up over here, LOVE this, Snarky! :)<br /><br />-formerly charlaAllTwiedUphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04113328745820260970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14048114951263552182010-12-22T23:17:57.449-05:002010-12-22T23:17:57.449-05:00Sweet baby Jesus that is some funny shit! I needed...Sweet baby Jesus that is some funny shit! I needed a good laugh tonight and as always Twitarded provided just that! <br /><br />I love that you not only did texts from Rob's POV but Stewy's as well! <br /><br />My fave was..."I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven." Simply because I can totes imagine the precious actually having a conversation with his beloved Hot Pockets! :)<br /><br />Merry Christmas h00rs! xoTwiNurse02https://www.blogger.com/profile/17560202818338851214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85840984783608011052010-12-22T18:14:05.375-05:002010-12-22T18:14:05.375-05:00I have to say that I don't know if I would be ...I have to say that I don't know if I would be able to suck buffalo sauce off of someone's beard - even Robert Pattinson's. Texture issues, remember?<br /><br />And the text about the net worth in beers fucking killed me.<br /><br />Hey, STY, when you want me to beta your TFLN story, you just let me know. I bet it's already written (get it, get it?)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90226151410858267072010-12-22T17:50:56.226-05:002010-12-22T17:50:56.226-05:00BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm pretty s...BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm pretty sure looking for the pics to go with the texts was half the fun, JJ. I would have been lick/click/saving through tears. So fucking hilarious!<br /><br />So uh, yeah. Funny shit.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2867270126866131122010-12-22T17:38:51.041-05:002010-12-22T17:38:51.041-05:00Laughing so hard co workers wanna know what I'...Laughing so hard co workers wanna know what I'm on. I do love TFLN. I often send them to friends and ask if it was from them. I may have gotten a couple from said friends asking if it was me.inotuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06636181839395674439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13717011857349312152010-12-22T17:28:50.278-05:002010-12-22T17:28:50.278-05:00@myg - YES!!!!
@STY - DO IT!!!
@LKW - He is my ...@myg - YES!!!! <br /><br />@STY - DO IT!!!<br /><br />@LKW - He is my boyfriend not yours :P<br /><br />Fuckin hilarious, I've never visited TFLN but I have to now.norcaltwitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34502353649591944712010-12-22T16:59:37.647-05:002010-12-22T16:59:37.647-05:00I laughed until I cried. That is all.I laughed until I cried. That is all.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66299379109840989452010-12-22T15:47:24.328-05:002010-12-22T15:47:24.328-05:00Brilliantly funny!! Can we have texts from Rob ev...Brilliantly funny!! Can we have texts from Rob every day?sharileenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83616422473158789962010-12-22T15:21:07.803-05:002010-12-22T15:21:07.803-05:00JMFMF that was one funny post my lovely STY! And i...JMFMF that was one funny post my lovely STY! And it's really amazing how often pics are snapped of my boyfriend when he's texting me!<br /><br />Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out? - that one really killed me!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10567354885692633102010-12-22T14:22:16.465-05:002010-12-22T14:22:16.465-05:00You seriously just made my day! I'm at work he...You seriously just made my day! I'm at work here, FALLING ASLEEP and was desperate... I was like, what the hell should I do to stay awake?! Then I had this weird ass idea to look at my blog and I on my dashboard was this update and I am so glad I read! YOU MADE MY DAY!!! I will probably read this blog everyday from work now, its one of the few sites that aren't blocked--ironic, I know. <br /><br />Anyways, thanks a million! I laughed my ass off, well, most of it. Its a big ass. ;)<br /><br /><3Typokweenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10825364220432679053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16034968757878406612010-12-22T13:15:17.013-05:002010-12-22T13:15:17.013-05:00I love TFLN, my name is Stefanie so I hope to god ...I love TFLN, my name is Stefanie so I hope to god one day Rob sends a text about setting multiple alarms to have sex with me. <br /><br />Excellent post STY! How I wish I was getting a GBoDs in the mail...sigh...<br /><br /><br />Partially related: My w/v is perch. Used in a sentence: "I would gladly perch myself on Rob's dick if he asked or even appeared in the same room with me." <br /><br />Happy Holidays!succubushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013307424905020639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8925503726145751412010-12-22T13:09:51.544-05:002010-12-22T13:09:51.544-05:00I have to say, this has to be at least one of my t...I have to say, this has to be at least one of my top 3 pics of the funniest and my favorite blog posts from Twitarded. I almost choked on my sandwich!!! Bravo!!Desireehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10462584423026291857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63005327995014027782010-12-22T13:02:14.064-05:002010-12-22T13:02:14.064-05:00I spend a LOT of time on tfln marveling at the liv...I spend a LOT of time on tfln marveling at the lives people lead, but the one about the beardy hot-sauce sucking really did me in - lol! i can totally see it... JJ & vitaminR each getting a suck on his chin (sheesh - this fan fic is going to write itself - lol).<br /><br />; )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58968134518455139932010-12-22T11:16:15.914-05:002010-12-22T11:16:15.914-05:00Ahhhhh...TFLN. I love this website. How long did...Ahhhhh...TFLN. I love this website. How long did you have to surf on there to find all these gems? This is great! Definitley had me laughing this morning!Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13783715989627373252010-12-22T10:20:37.211-05:002010-12-22T10:20:37.211-05:00so funny. i looove the one about the hot pockets ...so funny. i looove the one about the hot pockets --you're not good enough for the oven! lmao!<br /><br />it WOULD be irresponsible of kstew's vagina not to tap rob as often as possible.<br /><br />gosh, people are funny.<br /><br />i second the TFLN fan fic story - brilliant.RobzSingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74672447642411842672010-12-22T10:05:55.686-05:002010-12-22T10:05:55.686-05:00BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Awesome.BAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />Awesome.Cullenary Curserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14425062244966101928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21879169547098777222010-12-22T10:04:37.128-05:002010-12-22T10:04:37.128-05:00LMAO!!! I nominate this epically hilarious post f...LMAO!!! I nominate this epically hilarious post for "Best of Twitarded." Also - I have a feeling that Rob would find this funny. He seems like the kind of guy who can laugh at himself... and who doesn't find TFLN funny?My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66401583170073288502010-12-22T10:01:25.087-05:002010-12-22T10:01:25.087-05:00STY - your creativity astounds me. I love how you ...STY - your creativity astounds me. I love how you took the texts and made them work for Rob and the crew. Too clever and soooo hilarious!!Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60791428220959939592010-12-22T09:33:28.682-05:002010-12-22T09:33:28.682-05:00http://tfl.nu/xwoo
CLICK PLEASE!!!http://tfl.nu/xwoo<br /><br />CLICK PLEASE!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49253756772673665842010-12-22T09:29:05.132-05:002010-12-22T09:29:05.132-05:00Hilarious texts!
I'm burning vacation days an...Hilarious texts!<br /><br />I'm burning vacation days and I have the stereo and the TV on in the bedroom so my son won't hear any buzzing noises that may or may not be coming from my room. So the ladies on QVC just epilated the hair off of the arm of some guy named Rob to demonstrate what they are selling. Does EVERYTHING have to remind me of the precious?<br /><br />I'mma spend the day reading fanfic. [duh! what else?] I love authors who include texting in their stories. TFLN could provide some great inspiration! Wish I had the ability to write an interesting story. I am so grateful to all of you talented ladies for sharing your fiction and sharing your wit on your blogs! You rock!TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60115294530644051212010-12-22T09:15:53.692-05:002010-12-22T09:15:53.692-05:00Sloppy_Scnds and I do this all the time! random pi...Sloppy_Scnds and I do this all the time! random pics of the precious with his comments. the other morning he was cold and needed some warming up. really is the best kind of text to get...cetacean34noreply@blogger.com