tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3836875626525518074..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Introducing Your Rob Obsession to Your MateSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75597866035531437752011-04-29T10:42:45.396-04:002011-04-29T10:42:45.396-04:00I'm reading this and i've got "Go all...I'm reading this and i've got "Go all the way" playing in my head.. If you guys don't know what song that is i'm going to come beat you all with twilight posters! <br><br>Anyhow.. LUV that you are gonna let him hang his stuff.. Even if its in the closet..ROFLMAO..<br>I'm still trying to convince my hubs that hanging pics of Rob & Kellan n my room would enhance our sex life?sjAimeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08777445982530211406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32459255216704992122011-04-29T10:42:43.786-04:002011-04-29T10:42:43.786-04:00I haven't laughed that hard in so long!!! You ...I haven't laughed that hard in so long!!! You are hilarious!!! I hate when that happens in the dressing room!! But so funny to when you think about it later!!!!KourtnieMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77005258429719419202011-04-29T10:42:43.414-04:002011-04-29T10:42:43.414-04:00Great stuff, ladies. My husband is handling my obs...Great stuff, ladies. My husband is handling my obsession like a champ. He's always thought I was a little off the charts strange, so this is just one more thing to him. He's now started calling Rob "my boyfriend." For example: As hubby is walking me to the hospital to get an MRI he suggests I just think of "my boyfriend" the whole time. SCORE! You gotta love this man....Starbuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09479529634931660261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87918072012251719702011-04-29T10:42:43.235-04:002011-04-29T10:42:43.235-04:00Glad to know I am not alone with dressing roon hor...Glad to know I am not alone with dressing roon horror stories. I have been stuck in a many dresses. Terrifying!<br> Love the posters! I also got my mag and proceeded to go to the bedroom to look at it in, em, ahem...private. Now trying to figure out a way to convince my hubby to let me hang the posters on our ceiling. So far, no go. But I will not give up hope!Kristen disgustinglyaddictednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8778787492351651682009-09-30T22:54:37.995-04:002009-09-30T22:54:37.995-04:00holy crap I haven't laughed this hard in a lon...holy crap I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. you are freaking hysterical and I kinda wish I could be bff's with you & sty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41737618293017828012009-07-17T00:36:07.572-04:002009-07-17T00:36:07.572-04:00I've had to start outing myself to hubby becau...I've had to start outing myself to hubby because I've been sitting in front of the computer for two days (off and on, not straight) laughing my ass off reading the archives of your blog. He keeps asking me what I'm laughing at. I decided instead of giving it to him straight (as in I'm obsessed with Twilight and Rob Pattinson)I'd give it to him gentle (as in "I found this hysterical blog about Twilight..."). Later we were at my sisters house and I was showing her this blog and she and I ended up talking about how beautiful Robward is. Hubby was in the room pretending to read a mag but I could tell he was listening. I caught a raised eyebrow, but that was it. I figure I'll just ease him in SLOWLY. I can't live with the secret anymore. I've been deleting the browsing history on the computer regularly in case he gets curious about what I'm doing for hours (days) on end.onoimatwitard2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74798958329377605442009-07-16T21:48:42.668-04:002009-07-16T21:48:42.668-04:00LOL! ML is amazingly tolerant of all things Twilig...LOL! ML is amazingly tolerant of all things Twilight but even he drew the line of hanging RPattz over the bed. Sigh. <br /><br />I'm still working on it.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59781372011134132152009-07-16T21:05:03.581-04:002009-07-16T21:05:03.581-04:00you are killing me! i had the same conversation wi...you are killing me! i had the same conversation with my husband. the pics should be framed and hang in the "spare room." why not over the bed, i ask you? :)<br /><br />you're awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2230933083854792009-07-11T16:09:28.623-04:002009-07-11T16:09:28.623-04:00oh my god...i definetly CANNOT read this at the of...oh my god...i definetly CANNOT read this at the office, i laughed sooo frikin hard!! good thing i'm in my house!! thanks a lot for that post XDLimonPowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584942319317007039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42204927592767397682009-07-05T21:36:42.641-04:002009-07-05T21:36:42.641-04:00I've gotten stuck in a dress in a dressing roo...I've gotten stuck in a dress in a dressing room on more than one occasion.<br /><br />BTW, I still haven't bought that damn Sexy Stars of Twilight!mmMoxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689401841870389325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66742622848579956482009-07-04T10:50:10.600-04:002009-07-04T10:50:10.600-04:00@VitaminR - That's your mission!! You have to ...@VitaminR - That's your mission!! You have to get everyone addicted to Twilight by November 20th. LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37408745999561795862009-07-04T02:32:58.504-04:002009-07-04T02:32:58.504-04:00@STY @JJ--Now I am jealous. The party bus? Do yo...@STY @JJ--Now I am jealous. The party bus? Do you even know how freakin' fun that would be? Of course you do--you suggested it. Holy crappola that would be a good time. Oh well, I will make do with my buddies here who truly have no idea just how bad off I am--though my toting around Pocket Edward has been "let out of the bag" so to speak. Perhaps by November they will know more--opening night is the day before my birthday after all. See party bus would be so fitting.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70114115356007134672009-07-03T14:30:25.032-04:002009-07-03T14:30:25.032-04:00@STY - definitely a limo. Possibly a party bus. It...@STY - definitely a limo. Possibly a party bus. It depends on how many people we can trick into going with us. <br /><br />And there may or may not be law enforcement involved, lol. But I definitely need to that Edward thermos first... <br /><br />Oh, and a video camera. Do you have one?Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58405358360117426632009-07-03T14:10:09.831-04:002009-07-03T14:10:09.831-04:00oh you haven't mentioned it but I had just ass...oh you haven't mentioned it but I had just assumed... I am already thinking about what to wear. I don't know what it is but I know I haven't bought it yet. And what kind of limo do we want? Or maybe we need a party bus. With a bar. And a potty. 'Cause we're gonna be in that parking lot a loooong time and you know I have a bladder the size of a walnut... Oh and are we taking one day off from work or two? Maybe we need the whole week...<br /><br />P.S. Nice new pic. I want to see some of those other wacky ones we took last night. I think. Steroids make my skin clear and purty. : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36031840665388571682009-07-03T14:02:30.125-04:002009-07-03T14:02:30.125-04:00I have to admit, because I'm a totally vain bi...I have to admit, because I'm a totally vain bitch, that I'm VERY relieved I'm not the only one who has experienced the dressing room trauma.<br /><br />And I have to be honest, I'm really surprised at how many of our male counterparts are okay with us putting up poster of Edward (oh, let's be honest here as Mrs. Robinsane pointed out - Rob). I really thought it would be less. <br /><br />@ My TwiLife - I fully intend to make the NM experience as insane as humanly possible. <br /><br />@STY - btw, I intend to make the NM experience fucking off the hazook. Just in case I never mentioned that before. Because I know I haven't. :)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48351507184458296522009-07-03T13:40:21.238-04:002009-07-03T13:40:21.238-04:00Holy Shit...Congrats, you did it again! Another po...Holy Shit...Congrats, you did it again! Another post causing me to laugh my ass off at work...I know I should stop reading you at work for fear of revealing my Robsession, but holy hell I can't help myself! Well done JJ...you have my utter respect! <br />ps. I SO wish I could go to the NM premiere with you guys, that is my new dream..what a f-ing night that would be!My Twilifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01081823319699096624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64621605314823244462009-07-02T20:41:17.225-04:002009-07-02T20:41:17.225-04:00I've walked past the Sexy Twilight mag at WalM...I've walked past the Sexy Twilight mag at WalMart several times. Maybe I even flipped through it once or twice. I felt like a pervy old woman; I swear I started to sweat above my upper lip when I saw Rob. Too chicken to buy it and bring it home. May need to brown bag it, am that deep in the closet with my obsession with that man. <br /><br />I'm thinking about my friend's 8-year-old daughter who could hang these posters up in her room if I bought it for her. Then I could visit her room everyday. <br /><br />Must be brave: buy friggin mag for friggin hot Rob posters. <br /><br />What to do with hubby and children's reaction, however?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74788377703937613462009-07-02T19:57:37.223-04:002009-07-02T19:57:37.223-04:00I got one the other day for my soon-to-be 9 year o...I got one the other day for my soon-to-be 9 year old daughter. She was extremely happy, to say the least. She had to take half the posters to her dad's house because we're just about outta' room here!Michelle Flahertyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845545727534381655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77181995643953611602009-07-02T15:48:24.618-04:002009-07-02T15:48:24.618-04:00Laughing so hard at this post, trying not to pee m...Laughing so hard at this post, trying not to pee myself! I've definitely had the same dressing room experience, so nice to know I'm not alone. My hubby tried to buy me the Sexy Stars mag, and I just couldn't get myself to go up to the cash register with it! I'm still a twicloset case! What's wrong with me?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77781886543073237552009-07-02T15:11:00.129-04:002009-07-02T15:11:00.129-04:00I haven't laughed that hard in so long!!! You ...I haven't laughed that hard in so long!!! You are hilarious!!! I hate when that happens in the dressing room!! But so funny to when you think about it later!!!!KourtnieMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62344008707110751522009-07-02T15:09:20.638-04:002009-07-02T15:09:20.638-04:00I´m surprised, apparently our hubbys handle this w...I´m surprised, apparently our hubbys handle this whole Twi-Obsession quite well! I thought I might be just lucky, but most of you report the same! <br /><br />Hey, this is awesome! <br /><br />But just imagine: one day they realize that when RPatzzz would knock on our door and wants to stay the night( and do all the things we dream about) we would go and book a hotel for the hubby? ;-) <br /><br />JJ, STY and all the proud owners of this Twi-poster thing: I´m jealous !!! I should be used to it already... the cool stuff doesn´t find it´s route to germany. Be happy that you live in the Happy-Twilight-Wonderland! :-))Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05998128531860725536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10407485865496254452009-07-02T13:58:01.092-04:002009-07-02T13:58:01.092-04:00OMG! ROFLMAO! You are tooooo funny! This is now my...OMG! ROFLMAO! You are tooooo funny! This is now my #1 favorite blog! Ever! Seriously!<br /><br />I also have the Sexy Stars of Twilight magazine and am trying to figure out which posters I want to hang at home and which ones I want to hang at work. I plan on putting one in the ladies bathroom, which BTW guys do use. I work for a small family company so it's all good. <br /><br />Have a happy 4th of July with mini-E!Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02979323179819954446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76330005415818593072009-07-02T13:49:34.546-04:002009-07-02T13:49:34.546-04:00Bwhahahaha... Love the dressing room mayhem... I...Bwhahahaha... Love the dressing room mayhem... I shy away from dresses, but have been stuck in a few tops that didn't want to come off after they went on. I hate that moment of panic that takes over when you have the top over your head and you realise that it just aint going no further.<br />Hubby and I are the same with our veggies. We buy them intend to eat them, then by the time we get around to it they are some rotted mess in the bottom of the fridge.<br /><br />I got the Sexy Stars of Twilight mag from my local Chapters... Love it.Love it. I brought it home and hubby just rolled his eyes at me. I'm pissed about the Venom Lip offer, the website only takes orders from the US and not Canada. I'm told I'll have to wait until September to buy it, sucks.<br />I saw some twilight door posters on forbiddenplanet.co.uk... just a thought...red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27681283630472302112009-07-02T12:11:52.308-04:002009-07-02T12:11:52.308-04:00Great stuff, ladies. My husband is handling my obs...Great stuff, ladies. My husband is handling my obsession like a champ. He's always thought I was a little off the charts strange, so this is just one more thing to him. He's now started calling Rob "my boyfriend." For example: As hubby is walking me to the hospital to get an MRI he suggests I just think of "my boyfriend" the whole time. SCORE! You gotta love this man....Just Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479529634931660261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26671984865412081792009-07-02T12:10:18.433-04:002009-07-02T12:10:18.433-04:00Wow, now that I've cleaned up this pool of pee...Wow, now that I've cleaned up this pool of pee I just made laughing my ass off, can I just say, you are fecking hilarious JJ! I'm relived to hear that I'm not the only one who buys expensive groceries with the best intentions only to have them go bad in the fridge. And, although, I've never been completely stuck in a piece of fashion at a store, I have been close enough to have that twinge of panic wash over me and find your situation absolute pure comedy. Anyway, fantastic post! I read it right before going to bed and had trouble afterward falling asleep because I was still laughing hysterically for about 15 min. Love you girls!Twi-menoreply@blogger.com