tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post4189312537749287446..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's Honeymoon. Er, Sort Of...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20697557740497186022011-04-29T10:50:01.954-04:002011-04-29T10:50:01.954-04:00i hate to be a negative nancy here (ok, not really...i hate to be a negative nancy here (ok, not really), but is anyone else not digging kristen's hair? it's limp and, well, limp (not a dick joke...this time). i'm assuming they are using extensions? rich people wear them all the time, and they certainly don't look that...smooshed down?<br><br>on the other hand, rob looks HOT. the end.jane is a vamphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08121914273461306707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52184729272737101142011-04-29T10:50:00.859-04:002011-04-29T10:50:00.859-04:00Love this post!!!Love this post!!!KellieLasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11160836354861775730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91892380187333069592011-04-29T10:50:00.442-04:002011-04-29T10:50:00.442-04:00"This woman's voice sounds like an Orca s..."This woman's voice sounds like an Orca swallowed a dog whistle."<br><br>So fkg funny!<br><br>love the dress - finally bella is looking more sophisticated...<br><br>i wished i could look at this stuff at work, but the school district where i work probably taps the computers and shit. i had to wait til i got home to look at the latest.caninecolognehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07921983679558271352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82615950854135886092011-04-29T10:49:59.553-04:002011-04-29T10:49:59.553-04:00bahaha R/K honeymoon....i love that i know ur joki...bahaha R/K honeymoon....i love that i know ur joking with that heading....<br><br>IDRC about the KSpew (sorry KS lovers) i just want the fuckhawtness of Robward......Robratorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07118399614027461579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8779871422243612702010-11-10T19:56:19.420-05:002010-11-10T19:56:19.420-05:00This video terrifies me.... Rob can barely drive a...This video terrifies me.... Rob can barely drive a car let alone a speed boat!!!<br /><br />However, I want Kristen's shoes. Like I didn't have enough reasons to hate her(!) now I have shoe envy. Tsk tsk...!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-97369586550313882010-11-10T09:12:04.143-05:002010-11-10T09:12:04.143-05:00bahaha R/K honeymoon....i love that i know ur joki...bahaha R/K honeymoon....i love that i know ur joking with that heading....<br /><br />IDRC about the KSpew (sorry KS lovers) i just want the fuckhawtness of Robward......Robratorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118399614027461579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39363402477720109262010-11-09T19:46:18.115-05:002010-11-09T19:46:18.115-05:00Oh yeah, forgot to mention...
Hi-LARRY-uS post TK!...Oh yeah, forgot to mention...<br />Hi-LARRY-uS post TK!!! Awesomesauce!tankergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07273324834513880409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2600934387406498852010-11-09T19:44:14.369-05:002010-11-09T19:44:14.369-05:00It's only because I was unawares that I accomp...It's only because I was unawares that I accomplished ANY work today. I've been functioning as an almost-normal member of society for the last 2 weeks. But this is all so very tasty, that I'm pretty sure I'll be obsessively checking twitter n' Google for updates from now on. And back to ignoring my kid while I ransack all the blogs in the evenings. Dangit.! Oh well.<br />Yum. Yum! I just can't get enough of this cuddly joy!<br />AND THOSE SHOES!!! Gah!tankergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07273324834513880409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66972801970683383632010-11-09T19:25:58.639-05:002010-11-09T19:25:58.639-05:00"This woman's voice sounds like an Orca s..."This woman's voice sounds like an Orca swallowed a dog whistle."<br /><br />So fkg funny!<br /><br />love the dress - finally bella is looking more sophisticated...<br /><br />i wished i could look at this stuff at work, but the school district where i work probably taps the computers and shit. i had to wait til i got home to look at the latest.caninecolognehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07921983679558271352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88132399174879982010-11-09T18:18:46.776-05:002010-11-09T18:18:46.776-05:00Spoiler h00r? Me? Why yes, yes I am - and proud o...Spoiler h00r? Me? Why yes, yes I am - and proud of it! <br /><br />They can't get any cuter. GAWD! <br />Makes me all happy inside! I can't really view this stuff at work cause it's blocked. PFFF!IGiveUphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865952489001020527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52026712826144436072010-11-09T16:12:00.617-05:002010-11-09T16:12:00.617-05:00@Lila: Yes he is a dork. All the more reason to pe...@Lila: Yes he <i>is</i> a dork. All the more reason to perv on his adorkable ass:) Reason#516Luxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005652040143206647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48572978255838179632010-11-09T16:07:38.333-05:002010-11-09T16:07:38.333-05:00Like I told my fellow ATL twitard this morning.......Like I told my fellow ATL twitard this morning....<br /><br />After seeing these pictures I went a little Krisbian....seriously....those legs!!!!!!!!!!! And I love the Audreyesque dress and the SHOES!!!!!!! Seriously, those three things together almost (stress on the almost here) made me forget Rob was in the pictures. <br /><br />zomg...is this film seriously a year away???mel in the atlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02321318370781836288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33493615410968214222010-11-09T15:50:02.051-05:002010-11-09T15:50:02.051-05:00First of all... beautiful dress. The wardrobe pers...First of all... beautiful dress. The wardrobe person must be new. I love the peep toe pumps in picture number three, but the damn Vans in the video have to go.<br /><br />Second of all... from now on all Rob Porn must be stills only. I don't know what happens when that man stands behind the camera, but it's magic. Any raw footage of him is just disapointing. I mean, come on... Kristen is teaching him how to drive the boat??? He's such a dork!<br /><br />On the other hand... him kissing her is SO CUTE!!!Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9140991792656479072010-11-09T14:08:13.999-05:002010-11-09T14:08:13.999-05:00I was worried that they could not make Robs shorte...I was worried that they could not make Robs shorter hair Edwardish but they did!! shoon!<br />and I LOVE Kristens extentions. 100% fucking better than that ugly ass wig they put on her in Eclipse.<br /><br />Great video, great link. thanks for making my my-kids-are-taking-a-nap-mommys-surfing-the-web time a success!Lohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07892990895807908419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79832145591290845372010-11-09T13:35:54.059-05:002010-11-09T13:35:54.059-05:00I was a complete Twigin for all the movies and am ...I was a complete Twigin for all the movies and am trying pretty damn hard to keep the ole' Twymen intact for these next 2 but it's becoming increasingly harder! The previous Rob-drought did not help matters any and as I've caught glimpses of some new photos, Rob is looking hotter than ever! <br /><br />AND then there are all you twitter h00rs flashing pics, describing scenes and making me itch to see what y'all are talking about - a year to keep these knees together is beginning to seem impossible. <br /><br />We'll see how long my resolve lasts - I stopped reading the post before the pics and didn't watch the video so my iron panties are still on....until one of you beotches finds a pic of RPattz's "O" face and then I'm pretty sure I'll be on my back begging for it all!BrandiJo1217https://www.blogger.com/profile/12970372430362013723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63786544945524775142010-11-09T13:23:17.739-05:002010-11-09T13:23:17.739-05:00Well, as I am the only one in the fucking world no...Well, as I am the only one in the fucking world not on the Twittah- I don't have those fast 'connections.' But was trying, best I could, to sneak a peek and h00r it up @ work, yesterday. Anyway yay! So glad y'all are going to be spoilerh00ringh00rs this time 'round! <br /><br /><i>I could tell you about how Jenny Jerkface is a post op transsexual with a ten inch cock</i> <--- bwha ha!<br />See, I DO read this shit! I get to ogle the sexy AND PMSL :D<br /><br />Srsly, if I get so giddy just by seeing this, can't imagine what the ocean/bedroom scene will do to me! ..That is if they don't fade to goddamn black. <br />*repeats mantra* <br />Please no fade to black, please no fade to black!<br />..Let's save the fade to black shit for the cesarean! Thankyouverymuch.Luxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005652040143206647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76095534355483254192010-11-09T13:15:22.384-05:002010-11-09T13:15:22.384-05:00This is going to be one very long year.This is going to be one very long year.Honolulu Girl-Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33088504128443537632010-11-09T12:44:42.329-05:002010-11-09T12:44:42.329-05:00OMG!!!! I puffy heart you gals... I need the humor...OMG!!!! I puffy heart you gals... I need the humor, and crave the laughs in domestic hell. I wish I could have survived Forks with you all, but it was not happening. Mushy hugs... Trapped housewife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10878942640398949672010-11-09T12:31:50.161-05:002010-11-09T12:31:50.161-05:00FYI: Twitarded to me is much like a copy of Playb...FYI: Twitarded to me is much like a copy of Playboy. I read it for the articles, not just the pretty pictures.Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23529292342211337392010-11-09T12:25:47.101-05:002010-11-09T12:25:47.101-05:00Awesome post!! I love it!! You bring the funny!!...Awesome post!! I love it!! You bring the funny!! Love me some Rob and Kristen sorry guys! But the chemistry on screen is amazing!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30358702954755235772010-11-09T11:39:32.990-05:002010-11-09T11:39:32.990-05:00Good lawd, enough grammatical errors in my earlier...Good lawd, enough grammatical errors in my earlier post?!?<br /><br />@Twopeas, thank you, thank you, thank you for that one! That'll last me awhile.Jacksonstathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08074361689565068951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15885753424273749712010-11-09T11:20:26.338-05:002010-11-09T11:20:26.338-05:00So here's the problem these photos and videos ...So here's the problem these photos and videos are causing for me... every time I log on to the interwebs to do something work related, I end up taking a quick stroll through blogs and twitter and such to see what's been posted. And then I totally fucking forget the reason why I was there in the first place. Not good for work productivity. Not good at all. But ask me if I give a shit. Because I don't. <br /><br />@TK and TwiredJen - See you bitches in the bread line.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65830403384187294112010-11-09T11:13:51.352-05:002010-11-09T11:13:51.352-05:00Wow. All I can say is wow. For those of us lucky...Wow. All I can say is wow. For those of us lucky enough to be on twitter at 2amEst Sunday night -- watching all this unfold 'real time' was honestly what I would call a religous f-ing experience. <br /><br />I have not had that much fun since I was 12 at an NKOTB concert. My twitter feed was scrolling so fast I couldn't keep up... full of Rosbten delicious porn and *cough* grown women sqeeing in SHOUTY CAPITALS!!! <br /><br />So I went to bed at 2am. Got up 4 hours later and managed to put the wrong contact solution in my eye - and basically chemical burned my retina. So I walked around all day yesterday with a swollen eye and glasses that I detest... but it was sooooo worth it. Why???? Because I stayed up and got to see THE BEST PIC OF THE NIGHT: The mother fucking ASSGRAB!!!! (For those who haven't had the pleasure: <br />http://twitgoo.com/1qj0pk <br /><br />I am SOOOO with you ladies in this spoiler h00ring. And this pic might just be enough to last me the 365+ days we have till opening night! <br /><br />And seriously someone give @BlogTwiBrasil a fandom award for best person EVER and a visa so she can get on a plane to BRLA!!! <br /><br />And @Norcaltwitard - can we come watch the Lapa videos on your big screen!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88699631284162448132010-11-09T11:05:35.101-05:002010-11-09T11:05:35.101-05:00I LOVE being a spoiler H00R as well this time arou...I LOVE being a spoiler H00R as well this time around! How could you not?Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30966969984868006812010-11-09T10:45:53.112-05:002010-11-09T10:45:53.112-05:00i hate to be a negative nancy here (ok, not really...i hate to be a negative nancy here (ok, not really), but is anyone else not digging kristen's hair? it's limp and, well, limp (not a dick joke...this time). i'm assuming they are using extensions? rich people wear them all the time, and they certainly don't look that...smooshed down?<br /><br />on the other hand, rob looks HOT. the end.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com