tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post4345684536108438446..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: A Very Twitarded Holiday Give-AwaySnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger206125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6066828241435688852011-10-18T17:05:18.348-04:002011-10-18T17:05:18.348-04:00nothing like Sex toys for Christmas :) ho ho ho :)...nothing like Sex toys for Christmas :) ho ho ho :)SexToyRickhttp://onehotnight.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47040135940117373222011-04-29T11:02:20.162-04:002011-04-29T11:02:20.162-04:00Oh, love this! Can't wait to go back and read ...Oh, love this! Can't wait to go back and read through the sordid stories in the comments.<br><br>Here's one for ya! I kid you not, this September, I kind of, um... sleptwithmylandlord. Ahem. But basically, things were getting... fun, and I tried to suavely reach into the top drawer of my nightstand for a condom (safe sex, y'all!). I was rooting around in there and lo and behold, a loud, unmistakable buzzing begins to emanate from the drawer!<br><br>He actually found it pretty hilarious, and we moved on to the sexytimes, but holy crap, I laughed so hard. Oh don't worry, that's just my gigantic purple Rabbit vibrator!Fooorkspimphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19099118378366823652011-04-29T11:02:19.815-04:002011-04-29T11:02:19.815-04:00I can't remember the last time I asked for som...I can't remember the last time I asked for something for Christmas. This year that changes, because I want that bag of goodies. Happy Christmas, Twitardia!PurpleCupcakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13622240544673179112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85926111010749805812011-04-29T11:02:19.616-04:002011-04-29T11:02:19.616-04:00Holy vibrators! I'm in for this!PS my word ve...Holy vibrators! I'm in for this!<br><br>PS my word verification is reefor. :)cbs111http://www.blogger.com/profile/01076484446666532311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70893089996655363082011-04-29T11:02:19.425-04:002011-04-29T11:02:19.425-04:00So I love me some items that go buzz. Here is a li...So I love me some items that go buzz. Here is a little story that is well know with some of my friends and work buddies. A few years back my husband hurt his back and after taking massive amounts of pain pills and heating his back he decided he needed something more. He thought a little massage would help. So he goes into the toy area in our headboard and grabs the first vibe he can get his hands on. He ends up with my favorite vibe and turns it on full blast and lays on it. All night long! In his mind this was gonna work but all it did was burn out my favorite vibe, it did not help his freakin back! I had no idea he did this and wanted to kill him because lets face it ladies, some of these vibes are pricey. So every once in a while this story comes up at work and the girls have a nice laugh on my husband who thought a vibe would help his back. So needless to say i could use a package that goes buzz!geanbean75http://openid.aol.com/geanbean75noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66776825528602277252011-04-29T11:02:19.136-04:002011-04-29T11:02:19.136-04:00this is my first comment on twitarded, but i love ...this is my first comment on twitarded, but i love love love you guys, er um girls. :) please please randomly pick me bc i would loove to see my husband's face when he opened the box bwahahaEmilyOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22355305497834294112011-04-29T11:02:18.864-04:002011-04-29T11:02:18.864-04:00@Cat - d'oh!! I will mail you a button - SEVER...@Cat - d'oh!! I will mail you a button - SEVERAL buttons! sorry - i totally spaced on that one...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52850040687065604632011-04-29T11:02:18.693-04:002011-04-29T11:02:18.693-04:00and @firestarter - O.M.GGGGG. wow, things must hav...and @firestarter - O.M.GGGGG. <br><br>wow, things must have been chilly around the dinner table THAT night! yikes... (ok and thanks for totally cracking me up - i needed that!)Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91351800418533369572011-04-29T11:02:18.524-04:002011-04-29T11:02:18.524-04:00So So need this..Been with out a toy for WAY too l...So So need this..Been with out a toy for WAY too long..Do we get that last picture too..? If not that's alright I do have an eye candy folder I can add that too ;)Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15337201869682200270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9889960340202857862011-04-29T11:02:18.333-04:002011-04-29T11:02:18.333-04:00COME THE FUCK ON!!! You h00rs HAD to know I would ...COME THE FUCK ON!!! <br><br>You h00rs HAD to know I would be all up in this buzzness. <br><br>And just so you know, you could ship an entire box of dildos to my house, and if Little Cougar opened it by accident, her face would light up and I can hear her now, fist pumping and saying "SCORE!" Son Cougar would get totally red faced, but I know that little shit would slip one in his coat pocket for his girlf. And Baby Cougar...oh GAWD, I can hear it now. <br><br>***Phone call to my office***<br><br>Baby(nonchalantly): "Mom...you got a box of buzzing penises in the mail." <br><br>Me: "Yeah, just stick 'em in my closet." <br><br>Baby: "Ok, but can I have that yellow one for the knot in my neck?" <br><br>Me: "Knock yerself out, kid."<br><br>I have totally fucked my kids up, I know. <br><br>MCMama Cougarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12446527761637057532011-04-29T11:02:17.074-04:002011-04-29T11:02:17.074-04:00Ooooh Ooooh Oh Yes, ME ME ME, yes yes yes!(sorry, ...Ooooh Ooooh Oh Yes, ME ME ME, yes yes yes!(sorry, got distracted looking at the christmas yummy Rob)<br><br>Worst experience with a toy. Was meeting the boyfriend's parents(whose father happened to be a pastor of a church). I brought my vibrator(because stupid boyfriend asked me to. We had my bags in the backseat with us and my vibrator started going off(to this day, I don't know why, except maybe God was punishing me), it started buzzing and bf's father started freaking out that somehting was wrong with the car. He pulls over and starts trying to find the source of the buzzing, while I am trying desperately to find it in my bag and turn it off. He narrows his search down to my bag and I try to convince him it is my toothbrush. The drive continues and when we get to the house, he asks to see my toothbrush because he "needs one of those electrical toothbrushes and mine sounds like it is really strong". We spent the rest of the night trying to distract his father from asking about my toothbrush again.DanniGirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30323135042382450322011-04-29T11:02:16.802-04:002011-04-29T11:02:16.802-04:00Um, gee, let me think about this for a minute.I...Um, gee, let me think about this for a minute.<br><br>I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!<br><br>I would totally share a story but I'm posting from work. My luck, this will be the time someone checks my recent online activity and I find myself in the bread line.<br><br>I'll just say that I'm single. Very single. And it's been a long time. Like, a reeeeeeeeeeally long time. If I can't have RPattz under my tree, this would definitely be the next best thing :)<br><br>So come on universe, throw me a boner... erm, a bone!!<br><br>w/v: pophop I'll be pophop-ing all over the place if I win one of these goodie bags!Jacksonstathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08074361689565068951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6819120606082579322011-04-29T11:02:16.492-04:002011-04-29T11:02:16.492-04:00Seriously!! Best contest EVER!!!! Love Love Love y...Seriously!! Best contest EVER!!!! Love Love Love you guys..Keep up the amazing work!!pburchfield29http://www.blogger.com/profile/08115986085787672968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89051515910309241442011-04-29T11:02:16.285-04:002011-04-29T11:02:16.285-04:00That is a hilarious gift idea! Its the gift that k...That is a hilarious gift idea! Its the gift that keeps on giving.Desireehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10462584423026291857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-921804914869177032011-04-29T11:02:16.096-04:002011-04-29T11:02:16.096-04:00um, i'd like to be put on that naughty list! P...um, i'd like to be put on that naughty list! Puh-lease?!Reneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06359979563384867508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81410777869585908092011-04-29T11:02:15.875-04:002011-04-29T11:02:15.875-04:00@danni a vibe in the car? For traffic??? I have ne...@danni a vibe in the car? For traffic??? I have never masturbated in a traffic jam. I tried once on the highway because I had a friend mention it's a good way to kill time on long road trips, but it did nothing for me...succubushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06013307424905020639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71954920914841457212011-04-29T11:02:15.371-04:002011-04-29T11:02:15.371-04:00My boyfriend has been telling me as long as we'...My boyfriend has been telling me as long as we've been together that he's going to get me a card and a dildo for Christmas, bday, etc. If I don't like the card I can go fuck myself. He's never come through on that though...Patcheshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08302479323000079386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68703897468396135452011-04-29T11:02:15.108-04:002011-04-29T11:02:15.108-04:00Oooooh toys!!! Do they come w/Rob too? That would ...Oooooh toys!!! Do they come w/Rob too? That would be the best Christmas ever! Of course, then again if Rob was in the box-I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need the toys. Maybe for him? :)Sargeswife00noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18712041760604150132011-04-29T11:02:14.897-04:002011-04-29T11:02:14.897-04:00*Raises hands* Pick me! Love the Rob picture. Hot!...*Raises hands* Pick me! Love the Rob picture. Hot!Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06638424466701109172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78189653176792282011-04-29T11:02:14.586-04:002011-04-29T11:02:14.586-04:00PICK ME!!!!!! I own several lovely toys and have ...PICK ME!!!!!! I own several lovely toys and have a great shovel buddy that is already horrified at the collection. The recession has hit my toy buying pretty hard. (Poor, poor me) I sadly do not have any embarrassing or crazy toy story to share, so I will share hoe I was first exposed.... I live in the south and us southerners love to have parties to sale anything- bags, jewelry, tupperware, cards, childrens clothes, etc, etc, etc. In my freshman year in college, I was invited to a "fun party" Sounded fun to me and being the good southerner that I am, I went. I was a shy thing back then and was HORRIFIED to find out that this was a sex toy party!!!! I spent the entire night red faced.... but I left with a bag full of goodies and it has gone down hill for the last 15 years. FF has helped this along as well!Luvmesum Vampshttp://luvmesumvamps.tumblr.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5030194978768140582011-04-29T11:02:14.363-04:002011-04-29T11:02:14.363-04:00I so want in on this!!! Does anything sparkle? If...I so want in on this!!! Does anything sparkle? If not, oh well, still sounds like fun!jene16http://www.blogger.com/profile/15112048181973505447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79030199923215687472011-04-29T11:02:14.175-04:002011-04-29T11:02:14.175-04:00Loooove the Santa pic, by the way.Loooove the Santa pic, by the way.spottysmomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775998507986770941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36806243456751341222011-04-29T11:02:13.303-04:002011-04-29T11:02:13.303-04:00Well, this is definitely a give-away I want "...Well, this is definitely a give-away I want "in" on! I can definitely use some new toys: being single with no one to "scratch that itch" (which reading fanfic obsessively doesn't help!) and my horrible track record with my toy purchases lately. I tried buy a new one from Amazon which I've had to return 3 times since it did not work! I purchased a couple of others and they are just NOT doin' it for me, so I decided to give up for a while and be content with my Magic Wand...Mad4Hughhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15817206943749222138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10770228619700171362011-04-29T11:02:12.531-04:002011-04-29T11:02:12.531-04:00I want in!! I read this wonderful blog a lot but h...I want in!! <br>I read this wonderful blog a lot but have never posted, someone today said I am a lurker?!<br>No one needs a sex toy goodie bag like I do...My husband travels for work and has been gone the past 3 weeks. While he's been gone it's been very slow in the action department (even self action b/c my toys have all broken) and I think he knows this because I jump on him every time he returns. I've been meaning to purchase some "items" and then I found this! It has gotten so bad that when my husband returned recently and found my electric tooth brush in our bedroom he asked me if I had tried it out?! No comment!<br><br>Bethy BlowFishAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24575746017463120622010-12-19T01:01:48.208-05:002010-12-19T01:01:48.208-05:00Dot! Where are you, Dot??? Going to have to pick a...Dot! Where are you, Dot??? Going to have to pick another name shortly... You're cute but the idea was to get this stuff out of my house - lol...<br /><br />Sorry if you miss out...<br /><br />xoSnarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.com