tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post4535274785843376858..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Twitarded - Living the Way of The Twilight...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38478591210896388782011-04-29T10:53:18.455-04:002011-04-29T10:53:18.455-04:00well, i've only just begun my trip to Twihardo...well, i've only just begun my trip to Twihardom but the journey is fast... very fast. i held off as long as i could but once i started it there was no stopping. now i get paid to surf the net and read blogs about Twilight all day- battling with the guilt of being so out of control with my obsession and the immense happiness it brings to my boring day to day (that sans all things Twitastic would just be...meh....) then i stumble upon this site and the shoulder angels stop with all the nonsense and get engrossed in the story. my mom has had 2 heart to hearts with me in my short 23 years- one was about accepting w/e sexual orientation i might be (sigh- there are no longer any doubts) and the other was for me to promise her that i would not stalk or harm Robert Pattinson in real life (behind the computer screen was acceptable after hours long negotiation). <br>until now ive been pretty fashion forward high maintenance jock loving snot, for lack of better word- but that has somehow changed since the breaking of the twymen (which is tattered once again from the delicious moan induced robgasm i've had 689 times today) *ashamed* now its all down play arist loving indie enthusiast... (my friends are convinced ive been body snatched)<br><br>i know this is so long, but its my first post EVER in open forum re the robstewtwibsession- forgive my rambling. <br><br>FanFiction has me terrified... i tried reading something other than a book in the twilight saga and it just irritated me- it took a week of sleepless nights to finish them all- so if this fanfic is as terrific as you all say- which im sure it is- the success of all my other relationships (even the one with the sun and fresh air) are at maximum risk. <br><br>i some how feel better now. first step towards a full blown twitarded existence, first step away from the remnants of sanity i had left...Pending Further Investigationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4509182722733057972011-04-29T10:53:16.019-04:002011-04-29T10:53:16.019-04:00When reading WA I had a terrible craving for cooki...When reading WA I had a terrible craving for cookies (still do).<br><br>And The Office... I allready loved La Perla lingerie; I've taken my love for it to a all different level.<br><br>Now with CW&IA I want cupcakes!!! And guess what? In Portugal, we don't have cupcakes! We have cakes but they don't have the topping... So what do I do? I surf the net for recipes, of course! One of these days I'm gonna bake my one cupcakes!!!<br>And, this morning I was actually thinking "hey, if Red Bella starts the undies business maybe she can make me a cupcake one..."<br><br>How bad do I have it. Be honest with me...<br><br>Ah, thanks for existing Twitard! Only here do I feel I'm understood!<br><br>@JJ: loved the post. Love that you text STY while a few feet away from here! Laughing hard as usual.<br>And I can totally relate with you on the "Yup. Twilight owns me. Hard." subject. *sigh*<br><br>I'm trying to decide if I'll watch the kissing scene or not. You're not making it easy...<br><br>@Tiffany: I'm reading emancipation proclamation now. I'm hooked. :)Selenehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15254813280442766063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20108721041250727662011-04-29T10:53:15.128-04:002011-04-29T10:53:15.128-04:00I’m laughing hysterically here..…you are so effin...I’m laughing hysterically here..…you are so effin wonderful! U guys make me feel sane in my insane twilight addictive behavior. Reading your blog from Sweden and the Twilight hysteria is somewhat a little bit less here. And most of the hysterical fans are…well…a FEW years younger than me.. About half my age actually…. So I feel a liiiiiitle bit insane, but hey! Just a little bit. It’s not my fault that other Swedish people can understand how brilliant the move, and everything about/around it, is. I’m not at your level of addiction, yet. But I’m just assuming it’s a matter of time. Actually convinced my boyfriend that when we marry each other, we should go on a “around the world”-trip together..and get married during the trip. Guess where it starts? Ehumm…in the Olympic Peninsula (!)… Boyfriend; What honey? Okay, of course we could do that if you want to..I like hiking .But since when do you like hiking? You know it’s raining a lot there right?? Me; Well..eumm…am I not allowed to change, to grow ? Maybe I like the..ehhh…rainforest and the.ehhh…well the , the…..ee…waterfalls…The Nature (?). He looked a liiiitle bit suspicious but since he likes hiking I’m of the hook. I wonder WHEN he’s going to understand. Maybe when he finds out that we’ll live in a hotel in Forks ;) <br><br>Thanks for updating so much..you make may life so much brighter!<br>And hey, Edward should really come live in Sweden..way up North. It’s like dark all day and night long. No daylight at all..No sun. During winter we have approximately 2-3 hours of sunlight. No..I’m not kidding :P <br><br>/Maria SwedenMarySwedennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31392048386325732982011-04-29T10:53:14.347-04:002011-04-29T10:53:14.347-04:00My daughter offered to buy me a Twilight book she ...My daughter offered to buy me a Twilight book she saw at her school's book fair. She's become my drug pusher. I. Love. Her.<br><br>I feel like a Jehovah's Witness peddling Twimadness to the masses. It most def is a convo starter, which you'd think I'd hate considering I don't really like people.fauxj0noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59537993415588547092011-04-29T10:53:13.309-04:002011-04-29T10:53:13.309-04:00OMG 92 comments (now 93)..Is that a Twitarded reco...OMG 92 comments (now 93)..Is that a Twitarded record? shit I needed this laugh tonight. work has been quite the clitcruncher this week! Gah! first time able to get here. I feel like a Twi-Monk toooo, JJ.<br><br>i turned a friend (who knits) on to twilight and fanfiction. well she got hooked (pun intended) and she now is going to a midnight show and found a pattern for Bella's mittens...and do I want a pair? Oh jess!! sweet twi-gods! and what color do i want them in? BLUE!!!! It's everywhere..in my heart, my soul, girlie parts...I would have totally whiffed the perfume the same way..Though I usually only see 22 yr old girls reading them and I stop myself from saying something very embarassing.<br><br>I had this moment in the gym today..I was quite stressed from work..and 3 girls in the locker were just being like silly young gilrz and irritating the fuck out of me..and I thought "Fuck that's the twilight demo...don't hate". i just thought I'd share how it plays with my head at all times.<br><br>CW&IA ROCKS..and kittens and cupcakes will never be the same! ONLY BETTER..<br><br>haha.totes relate! <br> "you know you want me. You want to bring me home and light me up and pretend that you're about to fuck Tattward three ways from Wednesday. Say it. Out loud. You want me because I remind you of Twilight fan fiction!!!"<br><br>Love you guys STY & JJ..Thanks for bringing my sanity back after a shit day with your posts!KinTheFlohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12607420931528239193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6626502623656221022011-04-29T10:53:12.100-04:002011-04-29T10:53:12.100-04:00LOVE IT!LOVE IT!Amber Sweeneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01850805816794043915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59419614156810959032009-11-02T16:18:22.486-05:002009-11-02T16:18:22.486-05:00Seriously... I couldn't agree more! E-V-E-R-Y...Seriously... I couldn't agree more! E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G is somehow related to Twilight! I just talked my Mother into naming her new puppy "Bella".<br /><br />P.S. Thanks for getting me hooked on CW&IA! I find that I've had to resort to reading it on my iPhone whenever I get a spare minute. I just can't put it down! Awesome!FishBiscuithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17168243438370057827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5669679916230827092009-10-31T07:44:38.259-04:002009-10-31T07:44:38.259-04:00I about peed myself laughing - you are HILARIOUS!!...I about peed myself laughing - you are HILARIOUS!!!Cullenizednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74445767791938356412009-10-30T18:52:51.418-04:002009-10-30T18:52:51.418-04:00@Z Any Mouse - Damn 1962 looks old in print, doesn...@Z Any Mouse - Damn 1962 looks old in print, doesn't it?! LOL!17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52590337464274405202009-10-30T17:58:47.815-04:002009-10-30T17:58:47.815-04:00In case you haven't seen it yet, here is the p...In case you haven't seen it yet, here is the purse on etsy by its original creator:<br /><br />http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33380616&ref=sr_gallery_12&&ga_search_query=bella+bag+twilight&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=titleKellyGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03027501215483935307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21403438140980110762009-10-30T14:01:15.658-04:002009-10-30T14:01:15.658-04:00@sprtzmom and suzspetals - 1962 must have been a g...@sprtzmom and suzspetals - 1962 must have been a great year, I'm 47 too! Still 25 in my heart and mind. Now if I could just get my saggy old ass to think it's 25 too...crap!Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6120493050262445552009-10-30T13:57:41.622-04:002009-10-30T13:57:41.622-04:00Ok, this could be my life. I see twilight in EVER...Ok, this could be my life. I see twilight in EVERYTHING too. My friends think I'm nuts (ok that thought that before too!). Loved the cupcake one. Love CW&IA. I totally got that one! I just got a new keyboard at work and can't figure out why it amazed me and now I see it... It's called a "Saitek, ECLIPSE". Now everytime I look down I see the word Eclipse.....shoot me now!!sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13915981353170770887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87397141841852094102009-10-30T09:03:15.674-04:002009-10-30T09:03:15.674-04:00As always, you guys crack me up. I wish my sister...As always, you guys crack me up. I wish my sister and I lived closer, because this would totally be us, but with 4 rowdy kids in tow. <br /><br />I think it's crazy how quick we all are to purchase something that we know we don't need, just because it's Twilight related.<br /><br />I bought a "My Little Pony" unicorn for my sister for her 40th birthday and said it was from Wide Awake Edward. How gay is that? My S/O saw the little toy and asked what that was for - Of course I lied and said for our two year old little girl - who else? :)ISeeTwiPeoplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135785728736340523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33760080684503471522009-10-29T20:05:42.759-04:002009-10-29T20:05:42.759-04:00@suzspetals - Love your wordver and love the fact ...@suzspetals - Love your wordver and love the fact that we are now going out together ;) And as for being 24 at heart, my blog banner proudly states "17 Forever . . . growing up is overrated."<br /><br />I was a blog virgin until joining the Twitarded family. I read a lot of blogs but never felt compelled to follow or even post an anon comment, until I found STY & JJ. They have managed to make my Robsanity feel "normal" regardless of my age.<br /><br />I clicked on your user name and it took me to your blog's home page. The banner is beautiful! I have no idea if clicking on my user name will take you to my blog or not (I may not be a blog virgin, but I'm not a blog whore yet, either; still trying to learn the tricks of the trade). If you, or anyone else for that matter, would like to check it out and the user name link doesn't take you there, please feel free to email me at lisa1721@gmail.com.17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88311892332664850092009-10-29T17:48:07.503-04:002009-10-29T17:48:07.503-04:00@Kerri - Too funny! Don't feel bad; Twilight h...@Kerri - Too funny! Don't feel bad; Twilight has caused the complete disqualification of my 'mother of the year' status. (4 straight hours of cartoons while I read The Office? No problem, sweetie!)<br /><br />@sprtzmom1721 - I'll out myself with you: I'm only 47 for a few more weeks. But about 24 at heart!<br /><br />wordver: iness, as in 'iness fun being a twitard?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12739327538894929632009-10-29T17:10:29.366-04:002009-10-29T17:10:29.366-04:00Love those boots!!! Mostly because I actually liv...Love those boots!!! Mostly because I actually live in the NW where it rains all the time & I do shovel manure. At least I could be the cool girl at the barn with "Bella Boots" LOL! Even if they are completley hideous.Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40285059670252150092009-10-29T16:31:17.231-04:002009-10-29T16:31:17.231-04:00@Z Any Mouse - I know what you mean. At 47 (talk a...@Z Any Mouse - I know what you mean. At 47 (talk about outing myself!), I feel like an idiot going into Hot Topic to browse the Twilight merchandise. It's been years since I've shopped at Toys 'R Us, too, but I'm already humming the theme song and it was never truer, "I don't wanna grow up..."<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29590089043284395832009-10-29T16:28:02.411-04:002009-10-29T16:28:02.411-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12740486655018384082009-10-29T15:46:36.236-04:002009-10-29T15:46:36.236-04:00@Kerri - ToysRUs, really?! I haven't been to ...@Kerri - ToysRUs, really?! I haven't been to one in years, but I may have to give ol' Geoffrey a visit. I stick out like a sore thumb at Hot Topic, but at TRU I would blend right in.Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38731773347944356052009-10-29T14:49:20.749-04:002009-10-29T14:49:20.749-04:00You've called your ML 'Edward' haha......You've called your ML 'Edward' haha....I'm super afraid I'm going to call my hubby 'Rob' one of these days..... he would be sooo pissed!Audreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886136647208341187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9790341938982404462009-10-29T13:56:46.543-04:002009-10-29T13:56:46.543-04:00Oh, JJ... I totally get what your saying. I brough...Oh, JJ... I totally get what your saying. I brought my four year old to ToysRus yesterday with my heart set on getting him a halloween costume. I walked through the door, all fucking smug about being a good mom, and WHAMO, New Moon merch everywhere. It was like a god damn needle being dragged across a record. It was one of those moments were every sound is muted and you get tunnle vision. LOL! I found it's really dangerous to have Edward Cullens poster sized face sneak up on you like that. I nearly had an accident in isle one. Needless to say, I left with an arm full of new moon merch and no costume. I told my son he could play with mamma's twilight key chain. I guess I wont be seeing any mother of the year awards anytime soon.<br /><br />Yes, Twilight has officially ruined me...but in a wonderful, panty melting kinda way.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74704607708561923682009-10-29T09:00:39.000-04:002009-10-29T09:00:39.000-04:00LOVE IT!LOVE IT!Me, My Shelf and Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01850805816794043915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68024513826200092512009-10-29T00:33:51.687-04:002009-10-29T00:33:51.687-04:00Yeeesssss! I will NEVER, EVER look at cupcakes th...Yeeesssss! I will NEVER, EVER look at cupcakes the same way now. I love me some Tattward and just, *sigh*, have such a sentimental fondness for the little cupcakes, now. You guys rock. <br />Oh, and yes, the husbands KNOW the fanfic site as soon as they walk around you and take a peek at your computer screen, as if he didn't already know judging by the random laughter/giggles/groans and smile on your face. :)Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17143105779248203170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43294489528969434112009-10-28T23:58:32.711-04:002009-10-28T23:58:32.711-04:00OMG 92 comments (now 93)..Is that a Twitarded reco...OMG 92 comments (now 93)..Is that a Twitarded record? shit I needed this laugh tonight. work has been quite the clitcruncher this week! Gah! first time able to get here. I feel like a Twi-Monk toooo, JJ.<br /><br />i turned a friend (who knits) on to twilight and fanfiction. well she got hooked (pun intended) and she now is going to a midnight show and found a pattern for Bella's mittens...and do I want a pair? Oh jess!! sweet twi-gods! and what color do i want them in? BLUE!!!! It's everywhere..in my heart, my soul, girlie parts...I would have totally whiffed the perfume the same way..Though I usually only see 22 yr old girls reading them and I stop myself from saying something very embarassing.<br /><br />I had this moment in the gym today..I was quite stressed from work..and 3 girls in the locker were just being like silly young gilrz and irritating the fuck out of me..and I thought "Fuck that's the twilight demo...don't hate". i just thought I'd share how it plays with my head at all times.<br /><br />CW&IA ROCKS..and kittens and cupcakes will never be the same! ONLY BETTER..<br /><br />haha.totes relate! <br /> "you know you want me. You want to bring me home and light me up and pretend that you're about to fuck Tattward three ways from Wednesday. Say it. Out loud. You want me because I remind you of Twilight fan fiction!!!"<br /><br />Love you guys STY & JJ..Thanks for bringing my sanity back after a shit day with your posts!KinTheFlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12607420931528239193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89374658943868110392009-10-28T22:55:40.358-04:002009-10-28T22:55:40.358-04:00I'm so confused... did I think the kissing sce...I'm so confused... did I think the kissing scene was worthy of multiple watches... yes... but I didn't think it was good moaning so much as crying moaning... I thought Edward looked like he was in pain - which would make sense at that part. Did I miss something? That being said, yes, I watched it over and over and sighed about how far away NM is:/<br /><br />Also, I immediately went over to CW&IA and read the first chapter... very good, but then I checked for that little word "complete" - noticed it was not there and stopped myself before I found more crack to which there was a hopeless ending. I would end up reading all 25 chapters (or whatever it's at) in the next two days and then be agonizing over updates... I'm hopeless:/Laurennoreply@blogger.com