tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post4947052644653093895..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Yo Man, You Got Any Kale Chips?Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53809316644598299112012-07-11T22:14:04.301-04:002012-07-11T22:14:04.301-04:00Dudes... the no potato chip thing might kill me. I...Dudes... the no potato chip thing might kill me. I miss my Humpty Dumpty BBQ chips. Best summer snack EVER!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33196841959938238442012-07-09T22:22:25.423-04:002012-07-09T22:22:25.423-04:00The TV show I was watching tonite had the people a...The TV show I was watching tonite had the people at a farmer's market and all she wanted was kale chips. They look interesting. Gluten free is a good thing.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81477384316376191812012-07-09T16:02:48.880-04:002012-07-09T16:02:48.880-04:00I don't know....I've heard nothing but del...I don't know....I've heard nothing but deliciousness, and everyone is talking about them, but I just...I don't know.<br /><br />A) I don't want to make them myself because I would fuck it up. They'd either turn into kale mush, or kale broken glass.<br /><br />B) They look to healthy.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18895061328267851222012-07-08T20:57:45.982-04:002012-07-08T20:57:45.982-04:00Those things look... gross but I do know they tast...Those things look... gross but I do know they taste good. <br /><br />Hey, STY, I think we're growing a shit load of kale in our garden. Better start copying down some of these recipes...Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62072292610657184672012-07-08T15:24:38.013-04:002012-07-08T15:24:38.013-04:00My homemade kale chips shatter like glass when I e...My homemade kale chips shatter like glass when I eat them. Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.<br /><br />Search steamykitchen dot com for crispy roasted chickpeas; that's a nice one to start with.Voollynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83015622195732151222012-07-07T17:55:16.636-04:002012-07-07T17:55:16.636-04:00pretty sure someone in my house would die if i had...pretty sure someone in my house would die if i had to ever give up my potato chips!!!! LOLOL oh yaeh and my booze!!Powerpuffgirllhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00668566578258710512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67172245226536493732012-07-06T22:40:11.835-04:002012-07-06T22:40:11.835-04:00You gave up soda AND potato chips?! What's nex...You gave up soda AND potato chips?! What's next - self-flagellation???Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13682992613207783182012-07-06T22:38:57.034-04:002012-07-06T22:38:57.034-04:00Shattering???
and no on the chickpeas - am i miss...Shattering???<br /><br />and no on the chickpeas - am i missing out?!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26264188510558379192012-07-06T20:51:48.276-04:002012-07-06T20:51:48.276-04:00I really like the kale chips, especially the fun g...I really like the kale chips, especially the fun green teeth part, but the shattering is such a PITA. Ever tried crunchy roasted chickpeas?Voollynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69747596242377197282012-07-06T18:55:16.113-04:002012-07-06T18:55:16.113-04:00I love kale but never have tried the chips. Must p...I love kale but never have tried the chips. Must put on my next grocery list. Especially since we gave up potato chips this year. Always looking for a good snack. I can only eat so many cracked pepper and olive oil triscuits!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-7969174660255019242012-07-06T16:46:13.131-04:002012-07-06T16:46:13.131-04:00I've definitely done more than my usual amount...I've definitely done more than my usual amount of tooth-checking after eating these! It's like the all-natural equivalent of eating an Oreo in that department...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15336605423870940892012-07-06T16:45:15.049-04:002012-07-06T16:45:15.049-04:00There are worse things to be addicted to...like sp...There are worse things to be addicted to...like sparkly vampires lol...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37808463081913955502012-07-06T16:44:40.322-04:002012-07-06T16:44:40.322-04:00I'm going to definitely try making my own, alt...I'm going to definitely try making my own, although they won't be the same as these... These are "raw food" so they have likely been dehydrated or put in a very low-temp oven (like just over 100 degrees) for a while. I don't know how they do it, but the taste and texture is great! Thankfully kale is pretty readily available here (like you said mostly the curly stuff).Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8234691634621738462012-07-06T16:21:02.761-04:002012-07-06T16:21:02.761-04:00Eat a fistful and then go smile at someone. Gross ...Eat a fistful and then go smile at someone. Gross and fun!Voollynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32865005966695534372012-07-06T10:41:47.319-04:002012-07-06T10:41:47.319-04:00I usually just tear into small pcs, toss w/ olive ...I usually just tear into small pcs, toss w/ olive oil and garlic salt and bake on 325 for about 20 min. Single layer on the baking sheet or they won't get crispy. I am insanely addicted!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77076308064875685212012-07-06T08:11:05.483-04:002012-07-06T08:11:05.483-04:00I love kale chips! It is much cheaper to make yor...I love kale chips! It is much cheaper to make yor own though. Just get a bunch or two of kale at whole foods or a farmers market...I find that other places don't usually have it...also, I prefer the flat leaf kale to the curly stuff, but the curly stuff is easier to find. Cut it into chip size pieces. Place on a parchment lined cookie sheet. Spray with olive oil and sprinkle with your favorite toppings. I liked black pepper, sea salt and parmesan cheese. Bake at 325 for 20 to 30 minutes or until crispy. It makes a ton and costs about half as much as one bag of store made chips. They do crumble easily so I store in a Tupperware.mel in the atlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02321318370781836288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71793930694256272882012-07-06T07:57:31.391-04:002012-07-06T07:57:31.391-04:00I'm pretty sure kale must be what people use t...I'm pretty sure kale must be what people use they are trying to sell fake weed (no oregano smell lol!).<br /><br />; )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24053948996725700962012-07-06T07:56:40.894-04:002012-07-06T07:56:40.894-04:00I think ounce for ounce these were up there with g...I think ounce for ounce these were up there with gold. Or maybe just really good weed lol... (Seriously if this stuff were weed it would make the cover of High Times - I was transported back to high school just looking at it lol).Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14413012240682514602012-07-06T07:47:13.183-04:002012-07-06T07:47:13.183-04:00I just imagine myself in cuffs by the side of the ...I just imagine myself in cuffs by the side of the road (after being pulled over for speeding, natch) going "REALLY, Officer! It's KALE!!! You HAVE to try one!!!"Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51985229971508794692012-07-06T07:24:28.433-04:002012-07-06T07:24:28.433-04:00BAHAHAHA....... I got some zig zags to help roll t...BAHAHAHA....... I got some zig zags to help roll that ... Can you smoke kale?? Ok, but really, is it better tasting than grass?? It looks pretty green. Oh never mind..... Carry on.Double_Dippinhttp://rpatzpornacopia.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2656262911250137152012-07-05T23:50:43.513-04:002012-07-05T23:50:43.513-04:00My daughter has been making these almost every nig...My daughter has been making these almost every night for the past few weeks. It's pretty easy and quick - you can find recipes on the inter-webs. I've never seen them in stores, but I'll bet you can make them yourself for about 0.0001% of what you're paying for them.TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63216504694711607342012-07-05T23:22:20.649-04:002012-07-05T23:22:20.649-04:00That's funny. My other obsession is Adam Lambe...That's funny. My other obsession is Adam Lambert and he's been talking up Kale chips for MONTHS! He went on a bender over Christmas and ended up in the Norwegian drunk tank and decided to cut out the drinking and go on a health kick. He talks about Whole Foods so much they tweeted him recently that they love him.<br /><br />In any case I put them on my shopping list recently just to see what all the fuss is about. It's good to get a second great opinion of them, but it looks like I should be careful about packing them in baggies. Especially not good to send to school with your kids, eh? Imagine that call home!Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.com