tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post5006397518841220420..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Later, 2009. Helloooooo 2010!!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69264428739590932542011-04-29T10:38:30.151-04:002011-04-29T10:38:30.151-04:00good luck! by this time with NM, we had already se...good luck! by this time with NM, we had already seen half the fucking movie, but with Eclipse David motherfucking-I'm-a-sneeky-imp Slade has decided to give us nothing. Hopefully the whoring will cum soon enuff tho!<br>love your faces!<br>-CatCatherinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04815870680317814143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36507932017637590092011-04-29T10:38:29.651-04:002011-04-29T10:38:29.651-04:002009 was a fucking Twilight orgy. Let's hope 2...2009 was a fucking Twilight orgy. Let's hope 2010 is the same!!! Thanks you guys!FreakyBellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12578497292223023042011-04-29T10:38:28.867-04:002011-04-29T10:38:28.867-04:00Happy New Year, all Twitards! SO SO SO glad I fou...Happy New Year, all Twitards! SO SO SO glad I found you all in 2009. A very good year in all. <br><br>Here's my wish for 2010: A TWITARDED CONVENTION IN NYC WHEN ECLIPSE COMES OUT!! I will buy my own hotel room, my own food and copious amounts of liquor. Come on, you bitch-whores (yeah, that's you JJ and STY), where's my invite??! <br><br>PS - "Bitch-whore" is a term of endearment in my family. Lately been shortened to just 'whore'. My sister will often answer the phone (when she knows it's me) with, "hi whore." <br><br>Twi-Me?Twi-Me?http://www.blogger.com/profile/12532762153762579420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49748459831685487642011-04-29T10:38:28.305-04:002011-04-29T10:38:28.305-04:00ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.I'm totally with Snark...ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.<br><br>I'm totally with Snarky on the Just-the-tipness. Don't give away the fun! <br><br>You know if a fella offers you all of his best bits with none of the foreplay.... No hang on, i'm already disagreeing with my own metaphor.<br><br>I'll try again<br><br>You know if you open your christmas presents before christmas, it ruins Christmas right?<br><br>Does this mean you'll start posting two separate blogs once the juice starts to drip?<br><br>@sty - surely this is going to be doing your nut by the time JJ's seen a trailer or two? Will you be doing just one trailer? just to ready yourself for wig-gate if nothing else? If you're going completely Eclipse-cold-turkey then i'll join you in solidarity. It's going to be hard..<br><br>xx<br><br>ps Veri-word: folompa. I just liked the word.mysharonahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14702525071578720644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82995761088653066542011-04-29T10:38:28.067-04:002011-04-29T10:38:28.067-04:00I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring arou...I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring around this year. It's going to be very interesting and I will probably end up torturing STY with all the spoilers. [rubs hands together menacingly] Perfect.<br><br>And hey there, new people! I've noticed we have a bunch of new commenters so welcome!! :)Jenny Jerkfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62786670988417879342011-04-29T10:38:27.884-04:002011-04-29T10:38:27.884-04:00@17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries he...@17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries here at Twitarded, but we all know JJ and STY are a bunch of cherry poppin' stalkers, right? Squeer? It's because of RobSten that I'm no longer worried he'squeer.Z Any Mousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44006829962471917812011-04-29T10:38:27.466-04:002011-04-29T10:38:27.466-04:00I am way too much of an instant gratification kind...I am way too much of an instant gratification kind of gal to have the self-control to avoid whatever clips/photos/trailers they put out for Eclipse. I mean, I actually watched the MTV awards just to see the New Moon trailer, which I haven't done since I was like, 14. Ugh. <br><br>Btw, just started reading your blog and LOVE it. You guys are fucking hilarious and it's a great feeling to know there are intelligent, adult women out there who are equally and inexplicably obsessed with this crazy shit.Emnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90090161420118136452011-04-29T10:38:27.239-04:002011-04-29T10:38:27.239-04:00Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not...Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not have survived, if I hadn't stumbled across your blog. You two have truly made my twitarded obsession, something to be fucking proud of. (see, I even cursed JJ!)<br>Here's to 2010 and can you tell Summit to fucking hurry up and decide already on Breaking Dawn. Shit, Rob's not getting any younger! Love you guys!Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74942767398413492252011-04-29T10:38:26.981-04:002011-04-29T10:38:26.981-04:00You totally just made me realize that my goal for ...You totally just made me realize that my goal for 2010 is to hear Robert Pattinson say the word "bloke". That would be effin' hysterical!!! (<br><br>By the way, who am I kidding? I'm at Twitarded, I could just have written "fucking". Oh well.Sarahttp://tollartok.blogg.se/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25971753486727749662010-01-05T21:59:42.632-05:002010-01-05T21:59:42.632-05:00woo finally back from deliverance country and I ge...woo finally back from deliverance country and I get to catch up on all the twigoodness I've missed! Thanks for giving our 2009 best/worst list a shout out ladies! :DTeam Six Packhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08378545885127403088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40167065750444941252010-01-04T23:46:23.716-05:002010-01-04T23:46:23.716-05:00happy new years too!!! seriously girls i don't...happy new years too!!! seriously girls i don't know what i'd do without your constant source of smuttiness and choking moments.<br />i loooove you so much!!LimonPowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584942319317007039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70133362061337291112010-01-04T19:53:45.001-05:002010-01-04T19:53:45.001-05:00You totally just made me realize that my goal for ...You totally just made me realize that my goal for 2010 is to hear Robert Pattinson say the word "bloke". That would be effin' hysterical!!! (<br /><br />By the way, who am I kidding? I'm at Twitarded, I could just have written "fucking". Oh well.Sarahttp://tollartok.blogg.se/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77458470528926806112010-01-04T18:40:41.566-05:002010-01-04T18:40:41.566-05:00Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not...Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not have survived, if I hadn't stumbled across your blog. You two have truly made my twitarded obsession, something to be fucking proud of. (see, I even cursed JJ!)<br />Here's to 2010 and can you tell Summit to fucking hurry up and decide already on Breaking Dawn. Shit, Rob's not getting any younger! Love you guys!Honolulu Girl-Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29079843741362628522010-01-04T18:28:28.757-05:002010-01-04T18:28:28.757-05:00Your post got me feeling nostalgic about how grate...Your post got me feeling nostalgic about how grateful I am that I found my way to your blog and embraced my true Twitardedness last year. Then, I was overcome with shame cause I couldn't remember how I ever stumbled upon you in the first place (probably due to my fanfic-induced sleep deprivation and paleness). <br /><br />Anyway, after careful research of your past blog posts (HILARIOUS the second time around, might I say), I figured out that I linked over on 3/27/09 for "Edward Flips Emmett the Bird." What a classic! Love you guys!!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35209192043561169852010-01-04T15:59:22.866-05:002010-01-04T15:59:22.866-05:00Can you believe I spent 12/31/09 in an OR with Mr....Can you believe I spent 12/31/09 in an OR with Mr.WordyDoodles? Getting some crap (excuse the pun) out of his colon, including some possibly precancerous polyps. WTF? He's 33! I'm 32! We are NOT having this conversation yet! But we were.<br /><br />And I kept thinking to myself, "DAMN Edward and Bella, who will never worry about this!" And also, damn them for not having to deal with toddler tantrums. WTF Renesmee? <br /><br />Blargh. Thank you for being such hilarious bitches. God, we say "hilarious bitches" around here so much it should be an acronym. HBs of the world, unite at Twitarded!<br /><br />xoxox<br />WordyDoodlesAnita Sarah Jacksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09138675700948126778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2749768388721939562010-01-04T15:05:25.115-05:002010-01-04T15:05:25.115-05:00I am way too much of an instant gratification kind...I am way too much of an instant gratification kind of gal to have the self-control to avoid whatever clips/photos/trailers they put out for Eclipse. I mean, I actually watched the MTV awards just to see the New Moon trailer, which I haven't done since I was like, 14. Ugh. <br /><br />Btw, just started reading your blog and LOVE it. You guys are fucking hilarious and it's a great feeling to know there are intelligent, adult women out there who are equally and inexplicably obsessed with this crazy shit.Emnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16382633770222999552010-01-04T15:00:57.654-05:002010-01-04T15:00:57.654-05:00I'm with TexasKatherine about 2009 (although y...I'm with TexasKatherine about 2009 (although your analogy will give me nightmares about dropping my soap!) but Twilight, Rob and especially my fellow Twitards made it all a little sparklier and snarkier. I'm a stupidly optimistic bitch so I can't wait to see what this year brings... Remember Me, Eclipse, DVD, etc. And best of all, I get to share it with the nicest bunch of whores I've 'met.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77020571252619438732010-01-04T13:23:05.709-05:002010-01-04T13:23:05.709-05:002009 was a good/great year.
I am sure we have al...2009 was a good/great year. <br /><br />I am sure we have all had horrific years, and I am thankful 2009 was not one of those.<br /><br />I have laughed, lusted with and snorted with many of you on a daily basis, so thanks to you all especially JJ and STY.<br /><br />Wishing you all a great 2010.<br /><br />If you need a mini fan fiction "event", try this one, a quickie so to speak.<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5628098/1/Model_Behaviorjaimanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53525655868497667292010-01-04T12:55:56.058-05:002010-01-04T12:55:56.058-05:002009 rocked my socks off. I'm thinking 2010 is...2009 rocked my socks off. I'm thinking 2010 is purdy much guaranteed to be awesomesauce. While a bunch you guys are going to be whoring it up around here, I'm going to stay all virginal for Eclipse!Cullenary Curserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14425062244966101928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63052092863401527542010-01-04T11:29:32.889-05:002010-01-04T11:29:32.889-05:00@17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries he...@17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries here at Twitarded, but we all know JJ and STY are a bunch of cherry poppin' stalkers, right? Squeer? It's because of RobSten that I'm no longer worried he'squeer.Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27097641736435798862010-01-04T09:35:19.977-05:002010-01-04T09:35:19.977-05:00I just want to say I'm glad that I found y'...I just want to say I'm glad that I found y'all last year. This is one of the few blogs I read in its entirety and actually comment on. And that is a serious feat because y'all are some wordy ladies and I'm really lazy. I can't wait for the whoring.<br /><br />Thanks for being y'all and bringing joy to my ridiculous life.TeJotahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17751782847069553930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54531917410996570482010-01-04T09:29:56.911-05:002010-01-04T09:29:56.911-05:00I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring arou...I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring around this year. It's going to be very interesting and I will probably end up torturing STY with all the spoilers. [rubs hands together menacingly] Perfect.<br /><br />And hey there, new people! I've noticed we have a bunch of new commenters so welcome!! :)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43836979884898708522010-01-04T07:09:04.103-05:002010-01-04T07:09:04.103-05:00Happy 2010! And I'll be a whore with you JJ! ...Happy 2010! And I'll be a whore with you JJ! Bring it on...!C.a.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03552374318554814298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83283463241098526682010-01-04T06:13:53.043-05:002010-01-04T06:13:53.043-05:00ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.
I'm totally with Sna...ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.<br /><br />I'm totally with Snarky on the Just-the-tipness. Don't give away the fun! <br /><br />You know if a fella offers you all of his best bits with none of the foreplay.... No hang on, i'm already disagreeing with my own metaphor.<br /><br />I'll try again<br /><br />You know if you open your christmas presents before christmas, it ruins Christmas right?<br /><br />Does this mean you'll start posting two separate blogs once the juice starts to drip?<br /><br />@sty - surely this is going to be doing your nut by the time JJ's seen a trailer or two? Will you be doing just one trailer? just to ready yourself for wig-gate if nothing else? If you're going completely Eclipse-cold-turkey then i'll join you in solidarity. It's going to be hard..<br /><br />xx<br /><br />ps Veri-word: folompa. I just liked the word.mysharonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702525071578720644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91345466566612714362010-01-04T04:51:53.764-05:002010-01-04T04:51:53.764-05:00It's lovely to have found your blog and realis...It's lovely to have found your blog and realise I'm not alone in my enjoyment *ahem* of all things Twi. Look forward to more gloriously perverted, sleazy moments in 2010! You guys rock!vanetumbaunoreply@blogger.com