tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post5748124314786318720..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: The Controversy in Breaking Dawn - SPOILER!!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46559222829169670762012-08-26T19:44:51.672-04:002012-08-26T19:44:51.672-04:00Yeah, you wonder about his blood not circulating, ...Yeah, you wonder about his blood not circulating, how the hell does he get it up?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968621470982677026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13106498725615458312012-08-26T19:24:28.076-04:002012-08-26T19:24:28.076-04:00I just wanted to know where the HELL Edward got th...I just wanted to know where the HELL Edward got that HUGE syringe full of uh-hem "Venom". I'm still trying to figure out where that came from...bwah ha ha...just sayin' And, you ROCK...keep postin'..because I am gonna keep readin'!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03968621470982677026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37626517716149841982012-01-16T22:37:51.740-05:002012-01-16T22:37:51.740-05:00True Blood my friends, True Blood. Sookie. Bill. E...True Blood my friends, True Blood. Sookie. Bill. Eric. Epic reads.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42296119974248758092011-04-29T10:34:02.419-04:002011-04-29T10:34:02.419-04:00JJ let me just say that you RUINED the whole Chris...JJ let me just say that you RUINED the whole Christmas experience for me. ): *sobs* YOU GRINCH! what do you mean there is no SANTA CLAUS???? Who has been leaving those presents under the tree all these years if it wasnt Santa?? are you trying to tell me that in the middle of the night my mother and father got up, and left presents under the tree?..THIS CANT BE TRUE!!! AUGH!!!! No. i refuse to believe this INSANITY.<br><br>But thank you for the ruining of Christmas! hahahatwihard4lifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48427996660032389032011-04-29T10:34:02.150-04:002011-04-29T10:34:02.150-04:00I am 100% late to this party, and I don't care...I am 100% late to this party, and I don't care. I just found your blog and have been screwing the dog at work for the last two days. Breaking Dawn was my least fave book due to all the factors mentioned, but I didn't hate it. <br><br>In fact, SM is guilty of not using her imagination enough to wrap up the threads of the story, and she chose some pretty lame twists but she did not break the cardinal rule: she didn't kill any main characters, she didn't leave anything unresolved and didn't leave anyone hanging. Everyone gets a nice happy ending which is way better than breaking hearts. Yes Jacob's imprinting is pretty gross, but it gave the necessary werewolf support to the stand against the Volturi, yes, a baby is oh so convenient to a perfect life, but it gave the plot a lot to work with, including solving the problem of Jacob. Etc. etc.<br><br>Here are my thoughts on the main topics of conversation tho: Flo may not be mentioned b/c lets face it - it ain't fresh blood. The smell would not smell like food to anyone, I hope. :)<br><br>The bridal night - well, there are glass dildoes out there, and my BFF swears by one. Would it be that much different? Probly not. So there. Totally doable. As far as 'love custard' (ROFL)... I gots nothing there. My imagination fails. lolClosetTwitardhttp://www.mycoldprairie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56677181352517852812011-04-29T10:34:01.465-04:002011-04-29T10:34:01.465-04:00i really do agree with you there... i mean if it l...i really do agree with you there... i mean if it like you said his hard is alot harder than the average.. she definately wouldnt be able to walk.. but it is fiction so what the fuck can we do about it... but im pretty sure edwardo their is packing some big meat!jennhttp://www.twitter.com/kstewrespectnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67714823154669436642011-03-07T00:22:06.444-05:002011-03-07T00:22:06.444-05:00Not for nothin' girls, but another thing that ...Not for nothin' girls, but another thing that SM leaves out of this whole equation is the fact that sperm have to mature. See below. <br /><br />"According to Fertility.com, sperm maturation---from beginning to full maturity "takes about 74 days." Spermatogenesis is estimated to take six weeks." <br /><br />If female vampires can't have children because they don't change and you need to change to have a freakin' menstrual cycle, then male vampires are also sterile. <br /><br />Duh...Sharon Miraclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714661434711490506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23133771152848475482009-12-31T10:31:14.653-05:002009-12-31T10:31:14.653-05:00http://www.djmal.net/thaspot/members/viagrakaufend...http://www.djmal.net/thaspot/members/viagrakaufend<br />[b]VIAGRA potenzhilfe VIAGRA BILLIG PREISVERGLECH BESTELLEN[/b]<br />http://www.serataanime.it/forum2/member.php?u=336<br />[b]VIAGRA Holland PREISVERGLECH VIAGRA REZEPTFREI[/b]<br />VIAGRA BESTELLEN eur 0.85 Pro Pille >> Klicken Sie Hier << BESTELLEN BILLIG VIAGRA CIALIS VIAGRA Germany Kaufen Viagra in Deutschland<br />http://www.barroco.comyr.com/member.php?u=3<br />[b]VIAGRA Suisse VIAGRA BESTELLEN BILLIG[/b]<br />[url=http://www.einvestorhelp.com/member.php?u=37776]VIAGRA REZEPTFREI[/url] - VIAGRA online kaufen<br />[b]VIAGRA bestellen BESTELLEN PREISVERGLECH VIAGRA[/b]<br />[b]VIAGRA bestellen PREISVERGLECH BESTELLEN VIAGRA[/b]<br />[url=http://www.zonatuning.com/members/viagrakaufend]BESTELLEN BILLIG VIAGRA[/url] - VIAGRA<br />[b]VIAGRA rezeptfrei VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH[/b]<br />[b]VIAGRA online kaufen VIAGRA BILLIG REZEPTFREI BESTELLEN[/b]<br />[b]VIAGRA® kaufen <br />VIAGRA Deutschland <br />VIAGRA online kaufen <br />VIAGRA on line <br />VIAGRA alternativ <br />VIAGRA rezeptfrei <br />VIAGRA Kaufen <br />VIAGRA Apotheke[/b]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76020064037197070402009-12-24T16:30:42.037-05:002009-12-24T16:30:42.037-05:00[b]VIAGRA Schweiz PREISVERGLECH VIAGRA REZEPTFREI[...[b]VIAGRA Schweiz PREISVERGLECH VIAGRA REZEPTFREI[/b]<br />http://www.getsomeskillz.co.uk/forum/member.php?u=13<br />[b]VIAGRA prices VIAGRA REZEPTFREI[/b]<br />VIAGRA BESTELLEN eur 0.85 Pro Pille >> Klicken Sie Hier << BESTELLEN BILLIG VIAGRA CIALIS VIAGRA Germany VIAGRA KAUFEN<br />http://cafesuoimo.com/member.php?u=8<br />[b]VIAGRA online kaufen VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH BILLIG[/b]<br />[url=http://www.barroco.comyr.com/member.php?u=3]VIAGRA Nederland[/url] - VIAGRA® kaufen<br />[b]VIAGRA online BESTELLEN VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH BESTELLEN[/b]<br />[b]PFIZER VIAGRA VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH REZEPTFREI[/b]<br />[url=http://www.noise-unltd.com/member.php?u=2 ]REZEPTFREI BESTELLEN VIAGRA[/url] - VIAGRA online bestellen<br />[b]alternativ zu VIAGRA BESTELLEN PREISVERGLECH VIAGRA[/b]<br />[b]VIAGRA alternatives BILLIG BESTELLEN VIAGRA[/b]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62070952757509390892009-12-22T08:47:46.545-05:002009-12-22T08:47:46.545-05:00http://forum.webhostlist.de/forum/members/newviagr...http://forum.webhostlist.de/forum/members/newviagra.html<br />[b]VIAGRA alternativ VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH BESTELLEN[/b]<br />lhttp://www.ile-maurice.com/forum/members/newviagra.html<br />[b]VIAGRA Holland BILLIG VIAGRA[/b]<br />VIAGRA BESTELLEN eur 0.85 Pro Pille >> Klicken Sie Hier << BESTELLEN BILLIG VIAGRA CIALIS VIAGRA bestellen VIAGRA KAUFEN OHNE REZEPT<br />http://www.flooringchat.com/member.php?u=19861<br />[b]erection VIAGRA VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH BESTELLEN[/b]<br />[url=http://www.getsomeskillz.co.uk/forum/member.php?u=13]VIAGRA preis[/url] - VIAGRA bestellen<br />[b]VIAGRA Holland VIAGRA BESTELLEN BILLIG[/b]<br />[b]erection VIAGRA VIAGRA[/b]<br />[url=http://cafesuoimo.com/member.php?u=8]VIAGRA ohne rezept[/url] - VIAGRA Schweiz<br />[b]PFIZER VIAGRA VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH REZEPTFREI[/b]<br />[b]VIAGRA prices VIAGRA PREISVERGLECH REZEPTFREI[/b]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-55839884910356463972009-12-15T05:26:00.891-05:002009-12-15T05:26:00.891-05:00i really do agree with you there... i mean if it l...i really do agree with you there... i mean if it like you said his hard is alot harder than the average.. she definately wouldnt be able to walk.. but it is fiction so what the fuck can we do about it... but im pretty sure edwardo their is packing some big meat!jennhttp://www.twitter.com/kstewrespectnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18001584651787833752009-12-15T02:04:26.765-05:002009-12-15T02:04:26.765-05:00Fessing up to being a major fanfic hoar...
I tota...Fessing up to being a major fanfic hoar...<br /><br />I totally agree and write it this way...so when non vamps have smexy funtime with vampires? IT BURNS in an I THINK I'M GONNA DIE WAY....but some of the freaks kinda enjoy it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60947219356724815322009-12-14T23:08:40.160-05:002009-12-14T23:08:40.160-05:00@Sarita - I thought the same thing! If they did it...@Sarita - I thought the same thing! If they did it in the wter first, her blood would be dissapated and well, like old people doing water aerobics, the water helps the impact...Kneedshelpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9214841084649720962009-12-14T23:05:08.581-05:002009-12-14T23:05:08.581-05:00As usual, I agree 10000%. Permaboner, no-walking-...As usual, I agree 10000%. Permaboner, no-walking-the-next-day, Reenneeennnessucks, WTF, SM, W.T.F? I actually called up my Dr friend talking to him about Vampire sperm. True story. <br /><br />Suspended disbelief. Because my ovaries want to explode watching Robward be a daddy, I will ignore the vampire spew issue. <br /><br />I thought of the period issue back in the 1st book, when I was reading it with horrible cramps. I seriously was waiting for an Ann Rice thing to happen. In fact, I think in one FF, it did. (trying to remember which one) There is no way in hale Jasper could ignore 50% of the high school being on the rag. If a papercut sent him over the edge....<br /><br /><br /><br />There is a FF called "The Honeymoon" rumar has it was written by SM under an alias. It gets more graphic, but not by tons. "Let your Light Shone" & "A life Extrodinary" by Lolashoes is another good honeymoon scene. There are FF's that are so much better than BD, sorry SM. <br /><br />For the movie, I pray to sweet baby Jesus that they fade to black for the birth scene, use some of the FF stories as a substitute, extended honeymoon scene, and just forget about the whole imprenting fiasco.Kneedshelpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43244032638818735852009-11-21T14:56:58.185-05:002009-11-21T14:56:58.185-05:00I just found this blog (Thank Google for "rec...I just found this blog (Thank Google for "recommending" this!) so this is hella late, but... This is the BEST Twilight post I have read ever... anywhere! <br /><br />I was so baffled and confused about the whole sex thing, because fragile Bella kept coming out of it unscathed. I guess I just figured, SM has put her through so much pain (both physical and emotional) that sex with Edward was just another-day-dating-a-vegetarian-vampire.<br /><br />The period thing... I feel like miss Swan was under so much stress about you know, the whole mythological creatures constantly trying to kill her, that she just had fucked up hormones and didn't have one... of course, she got pregnant, so... yeah.<br /><br />I thought it was ludicrous that we had to imagine the sex and read through the fucking horrid ass birth. That shit made me gag. And the name... LORDF! THE NAME! What. The. Fuck? I was highly pissed... I mean, they call the Lochness monster "Nessie."<br /><br />I did love Breaking Dawn despite the shenanigans thought.<br /><br /><3 this blog!Nuh•colehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17538269130404152490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2516576133207788212009-09-10T17:35:55.985-04:002009-09-10T17:35:55.985-04:00Ahahah! I love this post! Can't wait to see ho...Ahahah! I love this post! Can't wait to see how they do this in the movie though. It has to be hotter than the book. HAS TO.Marte N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02711116870171639524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79298509934647386802009-07-02T11:23:47.988-04:002009-07-02T11:23:47.988-04:00Ah, I love women. Wish more of my girlfriends woul...Ah, I love women. Wish more of my girlfriends would read the books so I could chat about this shit with them!<br /><br />I've totally fantasized about the honeymoon scene, filling in my own blanks. Yes, Edward would be really really hard, but I imagine he would be extremely careful and gentle with Bella. And the coldness--that would help numb some of the pain, right? <br /><br />Kind of related to the Aunt Flo issue, I wondered whether Edward chose to wait for Bella in the water cause he was worried that breaking her hymen might push him over the edge control-wise? It seems like maybe that's what SM was hinting at: that he penetrates her for the first time in the water to get rid of any blood?saritanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15958189333987337902009-06-26T13:20:26.743-04:002009-06-26T13:20:26.743-04:00JJ let me just say that you RUINED the whole Chris...JJ let me just say that you RUINED the whole Christmas experience for me. ): *sobs* YOU GRINCH! what do you mean there is no SANTA CLAUS???? Who has been leaving those presents under the tree all these years if it wasnt Santa?? are you trying to tell me that in the middle of the night my mother and father got up, and left presents under the tree?..THIS CANT BE TRUE!!! AUGH!!!! No. i refuse to believe this INSANITY.<br /><br />But thank you for the ruining of Christmas! hahahatwihard4lifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83007793547748351772009-06-24T14:36:55.777-04:002009-06-24T14:36:55.777-04:00I am 100% late to this party, and I don't care...I am 100% late to this party, and I don't care. I just found your blog and have been screwing the dog at work for the last two days. Breaking Dawn was my least fave book due to all the factors mentioned, but I didn't hate it. <br /><br />In fact, SM is guilty of not using her imagination enough to wrap up the threads of the story, and she chose some pretty lame twists but she did not break the cardinal rule: she didn't kill any main characters, she didn't leave anything unresolved and didn't leave anyone hanging. Everyone gets a nice happy ending which is way better than breaking hearts. Yes Jacob's imprinting is pretty gross, but it gave the necessary werewolf support to the stand against the Volturi, yes, a baby is oh so convenient to a perfect life, but it gave the plot a lot to work with, including solving the problem of Jacob. Etc. etc.<br /><br />Here are my thoughts on the main topics of conversation tho: Flo may not be mentioned b/c lets face it - it ain't fresh blood. The smell would not smell like food to anyone, I hope. :)<br /><br />The bridal night - well, there are glass dildoes out there, and my BFF swears by one. Would it be that much different? Probly not. So there. Totally doable. As far as 'love custard' (ROFL)... I gots nothing there. My imagination fails. lolClosetTwitardhttp://www.mycoldprairie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5977065101503256622009-05-05T03:49:00.000-04:002009-05-05T03:49:00.000-04:00I am speechless at your awesomeness! Seriously fu...I am speechless at your awesomeness! Seriously funny shit. No truer words have been spoken!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82879043501524205112009-05-01T14:12:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:12:00.000-04:00OMG you guys make me laugh so hard. I'm snorti...OMG you guys make me laugh so hard. I'm snorting and laughing out loud here. I don't think anyone has posted this one yet- not too bad and very steamy. Edward even gets a little ahem, personal attention. LMAO at all you guys. you rock! Love the whole series, but was seriously disappointed in the lack of honeymoon night details-tho I had no problem supplying my own. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4596782/1/A_Love_With_No_Limits_Edward_&_BellaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62654840201299450302009-04-30T22:11:00.000-04:002009-04-30T22:11:00.000-04:00lol love it, i am 25 and love everything about twi...lol love it, i am 25 and love everything about twilight, my hubby groand when i tried to say anything about the books, then i got to the HM scene i seriously jumped of the couch and say "OMG there is gonna be sex" very disapointed when that was it :( i am not into smutty novels but i really really wanted a graphic sex scene!!!<br />oh and yes remeseme being born was just out and out grossTwilighternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24867371252605882032009-04-30T01:26:00.000-04:002009-04-30T01:26:00.000-04:00My thoughts on how Edwards swimmers in his "custar...My thoughts on how Edwards swimmers in his "custard" survived. Edward was a virgin as Bella was. If Edward NEVER pleased himself after becoming a Vampire, then maybe he had a few swimmers left to release and BAM! Now Bella is preggers with those remaining. Ok, just my thoughts and how I reasoned it to myself.<br /><br />Agree with everyone, about the lack of sex scenes. I breezed through these books to read Bella/Edward interaction. Totally stoked when they went on the Honeymoon and then NOTHING! Maybe it was better to leave it to my imagination, mwuhahaha! But seriously a little trashy romance never hurt anyone either!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22620220939515479972009-04-29T22:36:00.000-04:002009-04-29T22:36:00.000-04:00@ Ms. Monkey_Man (snort! baseball scene!)
Right...@ Ms. Monkey_Man (snort! baseball scene!) <br /><br />Right? I never thought of that before. If we are old enough to read horrific ripping baby out of womb, why the hell can't we read a rockin' sex scene?<br /><br />And bragging rights is an understatement...<br /><br />@ anon who mentioned venomous vampire custard as a band name - fuck yeah. Definitely has to be metal though. Maybe prog metal? <br /><br />@I punch werewolves 4 fun - just your name made snort cheap wine out of my nose. It's great!!!<br /><br />@theofficialbellacullen - thank you!! I swear to Edward I cracked up like a complete turd when I put that up there. I'm glad you caught it.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61272669229590006902009-04-29T22:23:00.000-04:002009-04-29T22:23:00.000-04:00This was absolutely friggin' awesome. I bow down ...This was absolutely friggin' awesome. I bow down to your snarky funny bone.sh*ts&gigglesnoreply@blogger.com