tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post5763041064203150187..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Still Enough Hair to Run My Fingers Through... Phew!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15351369565421059422010-05-23T22:47:28.124-04:002010-05-23T22:47:28.124-04:00I have to admit that I agree with Toefunny...I do ...I have to admit that I agree with Toefunny...I do NOT like the new haircut. Is he playing someone who is mentally challenged in his next movie? Or someone who let their 6 year old sister hold the hair clippers? I'm not up on my RPatz news right now (work + kids = damn that real life interfering with TwiTime) so I'm not sure WHY this haircut was necessary for his next role. Not to say that I wouldn't still do him...one grin and I'd be a puddle at his feet waiting for him to dive in!TwiJourneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02294868320383131571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37960311569107399092010-05-21T16:09:35.896-04:002010-05-21T16:09:35.896-04:00"It's ok Rob, I'll be okay if you jus..."It's ok Rob, I'll be okay if you just want to dig your pecker out of your pants for the sexy times. I'm not picky..." <br /><br />Classic.Courtneyhttp://www.lifeatthirtysomething.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64008218237668192582010-05-20T23:52:28.172-04:002010-05-20T23:52:28.172-04:00@STY - I am in awe of your self control. You'...@STY - I am in awe of your self control. You're so Zen I feel like you should be schooling us in how to catch errant flies with chopsticks. Wax on, wax off, mothafucka!<br /><br />@My ho Toefunny - it WAS the best commute ever! Except that I needed a new pair of panties by the time I got to work. Also, I was trying to hide the dirty dirty porn from my fellow commuters.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82056381424431322262010-05-20T22:06:18.164-04:002010-05-20T22:06:18.164-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63161364943541282862010-05-20T21:52:58.005-04:002010-05-20T21:52:58.005-04:00@hypovag - That pic of him with the suspenders an...@hypovag - That pic of him with the suspenders and the horse...thud...Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42429760006726219072010-05-20T21:21:16.209-04:002010-05-20T21:21:16.209-04:00@HV - I'm giddy...I'm seriously giddy. An...@HV - I'm giddy...I'm seriously giddy. And I think I'm definitely over the edge. (could be the 3rd glass of wine on a Thursday night...) Nope, not the wine. It's definitely the hot Precious with his new fuckin' haught hair, dirt smudges on his face, and suspenders. And that one where he's leading the beautiful horse...what the fuck? That's like straight out of a freakin' fantasy or fanfic, right??? *fans self*C.a.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03552374318554814298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73790848313526777702010-05-20T21:13:11.523-04:002010-05-20T21:13:11.523-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71534189222097706362010-05-20T21:03:25.239-04:002010-05-20T21:03:25.239-04:00@Hypoallergenic Vagina - OH SWEET JESUS!!! Those ...@Hypoallergenic Vagina - OH SWEET JESUS!!! Those Rob/Jacob/Water for Elephant shots are H.O.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />For all thats good and holy, how can one be so FREAKING HOT AND ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />gah!!!!C.a.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03552374318554814298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56204128813009787652010-05-20T21:00:36.254-04:002010-05-20T21:00:36.254-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64737727622727117302010-05-20T20:34:54.859-04:002010-05-20T20:34:54.859-04:00Dear Twitarded Goddesses,
I recently was without m...Dear Twitarded Goddesses,<br />I recently was without my laptop and subsequently my internet for one week. That's seven days. Seven days where I was completely shut off from all things Twilight and RPattz... Thank Edward for my Twilight Audiobooks which is the only thing that has kept me sane. Regardless, my mother took pity on me and let me borrow her laptop until we buy a new one on Saturday. (This may all be a TMI but I felt it imperative to give a backstory) Thanks to my equally Twiobsessed friend I was informed of "The Ellen Episode". Thank Edward for her! I neglected to mention that I am also 20 weeks pregnant and am delightly suffering from Pregnancy Dreams. Vivid, hot, erotic dreams which truly have rocked my world at a time when my body is only rocking in the sense that well, I'm like a rock. Anywho! It was so amazingly hot watching Rob get Patted like that (despite the Aussie's obvious hesitation- as my friend put it, Nothing would have stopped her from double fisting that ass and never letting go!) triggered the hottest dream.<br />Rob's limo breaks down in front of my house. I'm uber pregnant and apparently non threatening and poor Rob uses my facilities while his driver calls the tow company. The lustful seduction that ensues will def. land me in divorce court (unless pregnancy can be considered a legal defense of INSANITY). Let's just say when I woke up my kitchen island made me blush- and I mean blush- down there.<br /><br />This is all a long tangent to this topic... The second thing I did with this borrowed laptop (I had to check my baby registry first! and I want to add Twilight onesies!) was check your website. <br />I'm never disappointed by your dirty, filthy minds and if I could fly in my 3rd trimester I'd be on a plane so fast to Forks, sans invitation, just because I want to meet you Twitarded Goddesses.<br /><br />Love you!<br /><br />EqujumperAnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00526899100130616930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69512598974563896332010-05-20T19:00:13.541-04:002010-05-20T19:00:13.541-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34958745356655312922010-05-20T18:41:50.942-04:002010-05-20T18:41:50.942-04:00@mytwilightdiet - fucking scummit - they sure know...@mytwilightdiet - fucking scummit - they sure know how to make the fans feel loved, don't they??? sheesh. too old my ass!<br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48127564575844056372010-05-20T17:51:30.515-04:002010-05-20T17:51:30.515-04:00An off-topic rant:
I was at the mall today and cl...An off-topic rant:<br /><br />I was at the mall today and clipboard guy walked up to me and asked if I wanted to see the Eclipse trailer (I've been avoiding Eclipse stuff since New Moon was a bit of a letdown, having seen so much beforehand)- I asked if he was joking as I whipped out my Twilight keychain. He had no clue the two were related.<br /><br />He asked how old I was for the survey. I said 51, and he told me I was too old, but my 17yo daughter who was with me qualified. <br /><br />She's not into Twilight (so she must not really be mine!), but was going to do it so I could see the trailer. <br /><br />We left because they were completely disorganised and I was ever so not-slightly pissed off.<br /><br />Too old my ass.<br /><br />Scummit, I want a refund of all the money I've spent on all the Twilight crap I've bought (and will probably continue to buy in the future).<br /><br />Cheryl, still slightly pissed off. :)Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14942997090268255904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41034898683342988952010-05-20T16:43:30.314-04:002010-05-20T16:43:30.314-04:00@Snark - I do have to hand it to you. I, like so ...@Snark - I do have to hand it to you. I, like so many others, have donned the clear plastic pumps that light up when you walk up and down the catwalk and have openly declared myself a ho0r. You're commitment to chastity is remarkable. I'd bow down to you if I wasn't so unashamed. I saw the first of the 30 sec. TV spots this morning and needed a fresh pair of panties before I even got my jeans on!<br /><br />@mypimp - That must be the BEST train ride EVER!! I was thinking of doing something like that for the cross continental plane ride to foooorrrkkss!!!! Obviously great minds think alike!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88331659225167813622010-05-20T13:30:33.802-04:002010-05-20T13:30:33.802-04:00"bed bella"?! haha!!! i am in raaare for..."bed bella"?! haha!!! i am in raaare form today, typing-wise...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3921961363601132322010-05-20T13:17:10.281-04:002010-05-20T13:17:10.281-04:00@foooorkspimp - idk i watched the first two traile...@foooorkspimp - idk i watched the first two trailers that came out a while back and that was it. haven't seen most of the other images and whatnot. only what i have accidentally stumbled upon (and i don't stick around staring at what i do come across). i don't want to see the whole thing again before i get to the theater lol! it got ridiculous with NM...<br /><br />pansy? not pansy? i have no idea... maybe i should dive in and be done with it... the next 5+ weeks aren't going to get any easier - lol!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39365471482391824072010-05-20T13:07:22.824-04:002010-05-20T13:07:22.824-04:00bwahahaha!!! sorry, bed bella...
: )bwahahaha!!! sorry, bed bella...<br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30510345163555685902010-05-20T12:55:10.870-04:002010-05-20T12:55:10.870-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85039482372547636062010-05-20T12:48:00.276-04:002010-05-20T12:48:00.276-04:00Sweet Lady Gaga, STY, how the hell are you remaini...Sweet Lady Gaga, STY, how the hell are you remaining a spoiler virgin??? You KNOW there were like eighty comments about how freaking hot that clip is. Give it up you closet spoiler slut! :)Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43619302784635302122010-05-20T12:32:50.718-04:002010-05-20T12:32:50.718-04:00@lindsay rae - it ain't easy, sister! let me t...@lindsay rae - it ain't easy, sister! let me tell you... i think being crazy-busy irl keeps me out of trouble - if i were bored all day it'd be all over and i'd be whoring it up with the rest of you! : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89235150708858889332010-05-20T12:30:18.838-04:002010-05-20T12:30:18.838-04:00I swear to Edward, Snarky....how do you get throug...I swear to Edward, Snarky....how do you get through your day lately? The trailers are all the fuck over the place now. Oooh, that reminds me, the Twilight Soundtrack special is on in my time zone at 11...shweet.<br /><br /><br />You're my favorite wannabe virgin.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62641079152097964922010-05-20T12:22:16.980-04:002010-05-20T12:22:16.980-04:00typos - oh yeah... i rock!typos - oh yeah... i rock!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45368850700993314132010-05-20T12:20:12.701-04:002010-05-20T12:20:12.701-04:00and BTW i didn't know that the second clip was...and BTW i didn't know that the second clip was going to launch RIGHT INTO the clip from the movie - gah! i was all "LOOK AWAY! LOK AWAY!!!"i don't want to watch anymore if i can help it. g'head - call me a pansy again, LKW you beyatch. <br /><br />AM i being a pansy?? i'm at that point again where I am questioning my committment to my twymen. Just like me - a little heavy petting and i'm all "Stick it in! Stick it <i>IIINNNNN</i>!!!"Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17951502602350237552010-05-20T12:15:48.512-04:002010-05-20T12:15:48.512-04:00i think i would have risked getting hauled off by ...i think i would have risked getting hauled off by security for a chance at running my hands all over his head... either one. <br /><br />and i like his hair longer too but aint't nobody cutting my place in line while it grows out (shit - it's a looooong line - it'll probably grow out fine while i am waiting...)<br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61434490430354345422010-05-20T11:20:58.209-04:002010-05-20T11:20:58.209-04:00@Toefunny - I too loved the "not thinking&quo...@Toefunny - I too loved the "not thinking" part, too funny! It totally reminds me of this running joke my bff and I used to have about my now-boyfriend. He tends not to think, like, at all, before he speaks, which leads to some interesting situations. And by interesting I mean highly offensive. But we used to joke around that sometimes, when he got this particular pensive look on his face, all that was going on was elevator music.<br /><br />Sometimes in rehearsal she'd lean over and point at him and just start humming a few bars of elevator-type tunes - good times.<br /><br />@LKW - congrats on your one year anniversary my dear!!!<br /><br />@Cupcake Donna - clever girl :)<br /><br />PS - I printed out and read the new MoBS update on the metro today on my way to work and literally sat there grinning like a motherfucking idiot the ENTIRE WAY. GAaaaahhhhhhhh!Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.com