tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post60341783487917467..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: The Critics Sound Off On Eclipse...and It Sounds Bad.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65307653854791171672011-04-29T10:49:37.870-04:002011-04-29T10:49:37.870-04:00"The choice of whether to see Eclipse isn'..."The choice of whether to see Eclipse isn't really a question of whether the movie is good or bad. It's a question of whether or not the movie speaks to your secret, unregulated, inherently ridiculous experience of identification and desire—not who you should be, but who you are. Does the warm blood of a teenager still flow beneath your icy grown-up flesh?"<br><br>SO TRUE. My answer, apparently, is yes, Yes! YES!!!June Velcrohttp://suzross.wordpress.com/2010/07/10/edwards-breaking-dawn-part-5-body-and-soul/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14126852874013468442011-04-29T10:49:37.417-04:002011-04-29T10:49:37.417-04:00Holy EF, you complimented Summit!?Holy EF, you complimented Summit!?dotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45724646113356908342011-04-29T10:49:37.008-04:002011-04-29T10:49:37.008-04:00I think that we can all agree that these "so-...I think that we can all agree that these "so-called critics" just don't get what we all see. We believe in eternal love, happy endings and getting lost in it all...while these people want reality...oh yeah, we can all name movies that the critics supposedly loved and let the rest of us like "what?????"...the critics don't faze me, we can't let them get to us...screw them! LOLTwidiculous Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09214161884258218322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45296010930017906402011-04-29T10:49:36.345-04:002011-04-29T10:49:36.345-04:00Re: Blogger eating comments, I solved that problem...Re: Blogger eating comments, I solved that problem by signing in on Google first, then writing. Of course, some of you may wish my comments would vanish!<br><br>The reviewer in my local paper wrote, "An awful movie. But then, the audience isn't really there for a movie...the movie is more of a therapeutic experience than aesthetic. It's true audience gets an awful lot out of two houra in a megaplex." <br><br>We sure as hell do - and then some!<br>Therapeutic, hmmm? That's what I should tell the Hub when he asks what I'm doing on line.<br><br>@vermonstermom4edward and @ellie and everyone else...thanks for saying it so well.Adonicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12962478313833994758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14735997029758378952010-07-18T21:38:12.963-04:002010-07-18T21:38:12.963-04:00I have to admit... I kind of agree about the rifft...I have to admit... I kind of agree about the rifftrax comment. I went to the triple feature with the rifftrax for the first two movies... I LMAO!!! I actually enjoyed watching the first two movies again! On the other hand, I realized after the second movie that the women around me weren't too happy about me snorting and gawfawing all the way through the movies. Oh well! I'm actually looking forward to watching them again with the rifftrax to see if it is just as good the second time!Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70783003245782598912010-07-18T20:43:40.679-04:002010-07-18T20:43:40.679-04:00Re: Blogger eating comments, I solved that problem...Re: Blogger eating comments, I solved that problem by signing in on Google first, then writing. Of course, some of you may wish my comments would vanish!<br /><br />The reviewer in my local paper wrote, "An awful movie. But then, the audience isn't really there for a movie...the movie is more of a therapeutic experience than aesthetic. It's true audience gets an awful lot out of two houra in a megaplex." <br /><br />We sure as hell do - and then some!<br />Therapeutic, hmmm? That's what I should tell the Hub when he asks what I'm doing on line.<br /><br />@vermonstermom4edward and @ellie and everyone else...thanks for saying it so well.AdonicaSShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12962478313833994758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40175864865143354752010-07-18T20:10:40.938-04:002010-07-18T20:10:40.938-04:00removed because blogger is being doucheyremoved because blogger is being doucheyTeamBicepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141063557332316709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62120821031979059242010-07-18T20:10:40.939-04:002010-07-18T20:10:40.939-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.TeamBicepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141063557332316709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58987768612903259422010-07-18T20:09:43.497-04:002010-07-18T20:09:43.497-04:00@Kerri- some of us like the smelly shapeshifter. ...@Kerri- some of us like the smelly shapeshifter. at least he's not watching us fart in our sleep- like stalker boy. ok and i found a tshirt that might sum it up- Team Jacob because I like it doggy style.TeamBicepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141063557332316709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72560551359241096382010-07-18T13:16:55.063-04:002010-07-18T13:16:55.063-04:00This franchise wasn't made for critics. Team E...This franchise wasn't made for critics. Team Edward or Team Jacob? If you don't have an answer to that question, then who really cares what you think anyway?<br /><br />So true!TwiMeHardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14164462154129466791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67945010218805034162010-07-18T12:21:23.960-04:002010-07-18T12:21:23.960-04:00FYI: I just started writing movie reviews for exam...FYI: I just started writing movie reviews for examiner.com and I, of course, did my own review of Eclipse. I wanted to gush a lot more, but I only have so many words to write a review. Anyone who wants to check it out, here is the link!<br />http://www.examiner.com/x-54759-Glen-Ellyn-Movie-Reviews-Examiner~y2010m7d17-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse-not-just-for-Twihardslablab73https://www.blogger.com/profile/12951882730430881550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30341942275370998612010-07-18T09:44:37.487-04:002010-07-18T09:44:37.487-04:00"The choice of whether to see Eclipse isn'..."The choice of whether to see Eclipse isn't really a question of whether the movie is good or bad. It's a question of whether or not the movie speaks to your secret, unregulated, inherently ridiculous experience of identification and desire—not who you should be, but who you are. Does the warm blood of a teenager still flow beneath your icy grown-up flesh?"<br /><br />SO TRUE. My answer, apparently, is yes, Yes! YES!!!June Velcrohttp://suzross.wordpress.com/2010/07/10/edwards-breaking-dawn-part-5-body-and-soul/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47524904299551816852010-07-18T08:25:55.680-04:002010-07-18T08:25:55.680-04:00[insert @vermonstermom's comment here] Second...[insert @vermonstermom's comment here] Second. Agree. Like. <br /><br />FWIW, I think RP and KS improved a LOT on this one. I know the movies are terrible in general... but they grow and grow on me + they're made from the <3 books <3 = I love them and just plain don't care what the critics think. Other people's judgment hasn't stopped me from being Twitarded yet, why now?My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80588119626732634612010-07-18T02:06:43.615-04:002010-07-18T02:06:43.615-04:00Seriously, who cares about these people? Does anyo...Seriously, who cares about these people? Does anyone really read what they write and go/no go to a film? Also, you have some serious envy out there, especially when Summit made Twilight for 40M and Avatar spent 400M, and the Twilight series just keeps pulling in the cash, and they hate that. They hate the new stars, the kickass cast, music and box office. But in the meantime, we get to do this. We get 5 movies to enjoy in every possible way (wine and DVD with Twitarded being a personal fave), so I for one will sit back and laugh at the all the haters. Look at these pics! <br />Team shmeam.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37123674105347856362010-07-17T22:38:38.195-04:002010-07-17T22:38:38.195-04:00Loved this...but really, when it comes to reviews,...Loved this...but really, when it comes to reviews, I could care less. If I really want to see a film (mostly because it has smoking hot pieces of man strolling around), then I'm gonna find a way to see it. <br /><br /><br />PS the butter lube and pool of puppies made my day.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74773420416624613652010-07-17T21:05:57.100-04:002010-07-17T21:05:57.100-04:00I think that we can all agree that these "so-...I think that we can all agree that these "so-called critics" just don't get what we all see. We believe in eternal love, happy endings and getting lost in it all...while these people want reality...oh yeah, we can all name movies that the critics supposedly loved and let the rest of us like "what?????"...the critics don't faze me, we can't let them get to us...screw them! LOLTwidiculous Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09214161884258218322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80109094383424547962010-07-17T19:04:55.830-04:002010-07-17T19:04:55.830-04:00"dialogue stolen from a 6th graders diary..&q..."dialogue stolen from a 6th graders diary.." LMFAO. I've been laughing about that line all day, because unfortunately or fortunately, I remember keeping a diary in 6th grade and if I had to re-read, let alone shareit, I might take a fork to my eyes. Thanks for searching out and sharing the reviews.S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36443674640046460932010-07-17T16:21:09.613-04:002010-07-17T16:21:09.613-04:00@VitaminR - I have ALWAYS wanted to know the same ...@VitaminR - I have ALWAYS wanted to know the same thing!!!!! I'm liking your infected manipple theory!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48957639372270553712010-07-17T14:59:02.324-04:002010-07-17T14:59:02.324-04:00Guys, this is how I feel about these movies.
&quo...Guys, this is how I feel about these movies.<br /><br />"I searched for some reviews on the Internet."<br /><br />"And did that convince you?" His voice sounded barely interested. But his hands were clamped hard onto the steering wheel.<br /><br />"No. Nothing fit. Some of them said Bella is a terrible role model for girls, others bashed Edward for being a stalker, but then..." I stopped.<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"I decided it didn't matter," I whispered.<br /><br />"It didn't *matter?*?" His tone made me look up -- I had finally broken through his carefully composed mask. His face was incredulous, with just a hint of the anger I'd feared.<br /><br />"No," I said softly. "It doesn't matter to me how bad they are."<br /><br />"A hard, mocking edge entered his voice. "You don't care if they lack any semblance of a plot? If they make undisputedly gorgeous people look fuckawful?"<br /><br />"No."<br /><br />SO THERE, HATERS.<br /><br />And JJ, I think I'm going to need to make a shirt like that for FOOOORRRRKKKSSSS!Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5040756852407181352010-07-17T12:30:38.149-04:002010-07-17T12:30:38.149-04:00Oh and BTW what is under Robward's shirt in th...Oh and BTW what is under Robward's shirt in that photo? Microphone, portal, or is his scarred manipple infected? Odd.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-7313809560815809832010-07-17T12:11:13.798-04:002010-07-17T12:11:13.798-04:00Holy EF, you complimented Summit!?Holy EF, you complimented Summit!?dotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43522014953410263532010-07-17T11:23:58.436-04:002010-07-17T11:23:58.436-04:00First of all: YEAH, Portland! My hometown! Best ...First of all: YEAH, Portland! My hometown! Best place to be homeless, can I get a w00t? ;)<br /><br />I do agree with the one that says Kristen Stewart *can* act but is terrible as Bella. I blame direction and Catherine Hardwicke, specifically. CHard fucked up a few things from the word "go", IMO. But you know what? Who cares? These are the movies they made from the books we loved, and I love them for that reason alone.Musing Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9983551444210841172010-07-17T10:48:35.957-04:002010-07-17T10:48:35.957-04:00@Mrs. P @Twibite - I can't agree with you more...@Mrs. P @Twibite - I can't agree with you more. I've read nasty reviews that were just plain ol' fucking genius and hysterical.<br /><br />On a side note -- I NEED a t-shirt that says this: "OH MY SHITTING GOD THAT WAS BETTER THAN BEING LUBED UP IN BUTTER AND GOING HEAD FIRST DOWN A SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE INTO A POOL FILLED WITH PUPPIES"<br /><br />Seriously. I need that.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6334056594893535832010-07-17T10:15:10.131-04:002010-07-17T10:15:10.131-04:00Twilight movies are AWESOME to laugh at. Join the ...Twilight movies are AWESOME to laugh at. Join the conversation at "I Love Twilight for All the Wrong Reasons."<br /><br /> http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Love-Twilight-for-All-the-Wrong-Reasons/114040731954145?ref=ts#!/pages/I-Love-Twilight-for-All-the-Wrong-Reasons/114040731954145?ref=tsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40563057841196410582010-07-17T10:00:45.662-04:002010-07-17T10:00:45.662-04:00@Kerri: Agree with EVERYTHING you just said! I def...@Kerri: Agree with EVERYTHING you just said! I definitely have a team here!!<br /><br />@kassiecullen: Best movie review! "More pouting, mumbling and gazing into the distance..." LOL!! (I was secretly hoping I wouldn't need subtitles at the theater) <br /><br />BUT..it's so different if you can laugh with the critics. I mean were all critics right? But, they take themselves WAY to seriously. Like we honestly give two of JJ's shits what they think. :Dastonmartingirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047405558837600674noreply@blogger.com