tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6275054548400264676..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Dear Robert Pattinson: I Believe You Need a New Disguise.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63268185424499998442010-08-02T21:45:45.286-04:002010-08-02T21:45:45.286-04:00Dear Rob,
If you are at all planning on visiting ...Dear Rob,<br /><br />If you are at all planning on visiting the 100-ish Twitards in Forks please burn this number into your brain before hand: 9-1-1. Srsly, you'll be lucky to make it out of Forks with your peen intact. Or you can just call me and I'll come save you. *wink and a nod*<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Franki<br /><br />WV: graspi - All of the Twitards will be gettin' graspi with your peen.frankihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04944291875796343384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70356451756125328962010-08-02T21:08:00.801-04:002010-08-02T21:08:00.801-04:00Oh LKW, I am all for the Red Sox hat idea.. that w...Oh LKW, I am all for the Red Sox hat idea.. that would be absolutely perfect *le sigh*<br /><3, a fellow New England Twitard : )PaintedMermaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316007870043126528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43355999889070101102010-08-02T20:16:15.677-04:002010-08-02T20:16:15.677-04:00@VitaminR - I want to see you in that hat!
WV- e...@VitaminR - I want to see you in that hat!<br /><br /><br />WV- econja -- Edward Cullen,ninjakintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30298971219806268382010-08-02T18:46:34.862-04:002010-08-02T18:46:34.862-04:00I personally think he should just start wearing th...I personally think he should just start wearing this all the time:<br /><br />http://www.wearyourbeer.com/rainier-beer-hats-cowboy-free-shipping-p-1563.html<br /><br />It's a win-win.<br /><br />Or if that fails...well I am with @Drgnflygrl...I will gladly wrap my self around him at all times..I can be creative with my positioning. :PVitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65510093870030136902010-08-02T15:12:04.202-04:002010-08-02T15:12:04.202-04:00I totally agree with you LKW, our precious def nee...I totally agree with you LKW, our precious def needs a new disguise! He is way to hot to NOT be noticed out and about on the town. I took my chances and watched the video of the sick paps attacking and badgering Rob and it was disgusting and I wanted to serioulsy fucking headpunch the police who didn't do a thing when he asked them to!!! <br /><br />I am not, however, in agreement that he should go to Forks with you ladies as I will not be there! :( My better idea is that he just comes to Maine where a bunch of rednecks and herring-chokers can teach how to Maine style beat the shit out of the paps!BrandiJo1217https://www.blogger.com/profile/12970372430362013723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22018772533517985062010-08-02T14:19:21.149-04:002010-08-02T14:19:21.149-04:00I am willing, if I had to, to wrap myself around h...I am willing, if I had to, to wrap myself around his face so no one would be able to see his bee-u-tiful-ness. It would be a huge sacrifice but I am willing to do it if it keeps him, and sparkle peen, safe. <br /><br />But NO COWBOY HAT! I live in WY and have to see that shit everyday.Drgnflygrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06643091571918570594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23608573699279938032010-08-02T11:58:31.418-04:002010-08-02T11:58:31.418-04:00I would much rather see him in a Red Sox hat. Phi...I would much rather see him in a Red Sox hat. Phillies would be preferable, but if I had to choose between Bosox and Spankees, it's a no-brainer. <br /><br />And I still think he would hear <i>some</i> shrieks if he showed up in FOOORRKKSS!!. Just not as many. <br /><br />Oh, and @TK totally has it right. He didn't go through all of that newborn ahhhmy training for nothing! He's got some skillz!Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15100976647181851652010-08-02T11:48:40.769-04:002010-08-02T11:48:40.769-04:00I think you're forgetting that he's alread...I think you're forgetting that he's already had training to fight a newborn aaaahmy. He knows how to deal with masses of crazed beasts who are only hungry for one thing. Actually, he might go all Manchurian Candidate & start smashing heads.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43270066603728025422010-08-02T08:08:49.032-04:002010-08-02T08:08:49.032-04:00"and/or possibly shit our pants." Howli..."and/or possibly shit our pants." Howling over here! Great post LK and great note JJ!Cassienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16747733919049164012010-08-02T06:32:40.863-04:002010-08-02T06:32:40.863-04:00'We'd make him a total ninja!! Or we'd...'We'd make him a total ninja!! Or we'd just try to jump his bones and/or possibly shit our pants.'<br /><br />JJ I totally love you xxpenny_farthing_https://www.blogger.com/profile/02855856792231491198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6669162561305829082010-08-02T04:05:58.082-04:002010-08-02T04:05:58.082-04:00great minds think alike, last week after seeing th...great minds think alike, last week after seeing the heartbreaking video I totally sent an email to his jorts wearing agent asking if he was allergic to anything (other than vaginas of course) cause I want to knit him a new hat! I haven't gotten a response yet and probably wont lol, so I'm going to go all psycho fan girl and knit 2 caps, one all natural and one acrylic blends - just in case.He need a beanie with fuckin love in every stitch... <br />No, he's not allowed to go to FOOOOOORKS cause I couldn't scrape together the fundage to get there because having 4 kids is totally crimping my Twi-budget, best I could do was get tix to see 100 monkeys in MI at the end of the month so I can go drool in public at the lesser of the two hotnesses..(Hello Jackson, you are today's consolation prize!)<br />On the other hand though, if he did show up in Forks and the paps followed him I think that many twitards en-force would totally scare them off him for a few months at least, and probably scar them for life and force them into a safer profession, like shark diving...Porphyrias_Cursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14189925791512805430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11406991797210374162010-08-02T02:43:59.282-04:002010-08-02T02:43:59.282-04:00Holy fuck I'm a retard. let's try that aga...Holy fuck I'm a retard. let's try that again. Clearly when perusing the *greenpants* pics on this page my mind is slightly vacant...<br /><br />@kassiecullen: Love the theory of the Precious duping the paps by wearing the same thing all the time... <br /><br />BUT, I have a sneaking suspicion he may already be an assault to the olfactory system, and this could worsen that particular offence. Probly best not to encourage said behaviour! Just sayin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39548954343669675862010-08-02T02:42:25.691-04:002010-08-02T02:42:25.691-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11006846929899388002010-08-02T02:40:58.814-04:002010-08-02T02:40:58.814-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80892000132672136552010-08-02T02:03:31.412-04:002010-08-02T02:03:31.412-04:00We would totally show him a good time in FFFOOORRR...We would totally show him a good time in FFFOOORRRKKSS...and by good time I of course mean throw ourselves shamelessly at him.<br /><br />But you're right could train him to dodge the paps...but we're gonna need a montage...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLuOl36vamI&feature=relatedToefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72683830592645981582010-08-01T23:42:10.110-04:002010-08-01T23:42:10.110-04:00Dude, I soooo second the red sox hat idea... I'...Dude, I soooo second the red sox hat idea... I'd buy him the hat and send it to him (though it may or may not have a note requesting a picture of him wearing the hat... ONLY the hat...)<br /><br />*walks away*twerd86noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11337613120358334682010-08-01T23:26:41.097-04:002010-08-01T23:26:41.097-04:00JJ, you know I loves you darlin, but I am REALLY h...JJ, you know I loves you darlin, but I am REALLY hoping that the jump his bones AND shit one's pants combination does not actually happen. Sounds messy, and likely to prevent any future bone-jumping encounters. Just sayin'.<br /><br />But really, Rob, if you read this, LKW is right. Would you like me to get you a Terps hat? I can arrange that. And come to FOOOORRRKKKSS for basic training, it'll be awesome! And I promise no pants-shitting. Except from JJ, all bets are off with her.Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8751985076501520642010-08-01T22:43:13.270-04:002010-08-01T22:43:13.270-04:00I agree and disagree with you... sure Rob could fi...I agree and disagree with you... sure Rob could find different disguises and try to hide better OR he could just do what Kellan does, wear the same thing all the time LOL. They cant sell pics if they all look the same :)<br /><br />Oh and if I were to go to FOOORKS and Rob happened to be there I couldnt promise to not scream like a preteen girl. I am very good at it among other things ;)sassykassie1https://www.blogger.com/profile/09169441468950032268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52339261913504216832010-08-01T22:12:48.184-04:002010-08-01T22:12:48.184-04:00Who the hell is Robert Pattinson? Just kidding. I&...Who the hell is Robert Pattinson? Just kidding. I'd blow, I mean guard him, too, if I were you.Fred Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09660937700796431860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35543722327281389872010-08-01T22:02:17.779-04:002010-08-01T22:02:17.779-04:00Bwahaha forks is so small he'd never be able t...Bwahaha forks is so small he'd never be able to aviod us all. It would be fun searching the town for him. Hmmmmred_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17318450522264748672010-08-01T21:59:26.016-04:002010-08-01T21:59:26.016-04:00I've said this before, but if I were Rob, I wo...I've said this before, but if I were Rob, I would SO show up in FORRRRKSSS. If I were uber famous & knew that a group of non-teen (read - won't shreek ear splitting screams when I arrive) fans would be gathering, I would so surprise them. I would love to to something cool like that for my fans - guess that's why I'm nobody.Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.com