tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6520039048704510176..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: An Honest Inquiry For Our Followers Who Possess Cawks n' Bawls...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38919447350313681382011-04-29T11:09:57.147-04:002011-04-29T11:09:57.147-04:00Oh JJ I Lurved the Rob pic with the caption : JJ, ...Oh JJ I Lurved the Rob pic with the caption : <br><br>JJ, I'm serious this time. NO more poop jokes!! Gahd, why are you always such a twat-stain? I mean it... if you say poop I'm hanging up... No, I'm... dammit!!<br><br>I lurve you lots you poophead!KinTheFlohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12607420931528239193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58621674898485303342011-04-29T11:09:54.212-04:002011-04-29T11:09:54.212-04:00OMG you continue to make me spit up my captain (mo...OMG you continue to make me spit up my captain (morgan that is...)!<br>the clipped wings references..and then Master!<br><br>Maybe they that it wa TWATarded or TITarded. cuz you know guys can sometimes only see what they want...MAN EYES...<br><br>but oh goodness maybe there is hope..maybe there are boys out there doing research... <br>"dear your assignment... read Master of the Universe....oh an the Office (oh drat that's been pulled..sobs... I really wanted me some Beautiful Bastard wall slamming..)ok.. read that and coem find me in the bedroom..."<br>oh how i love you ladies!holdmeRansomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02628080497740185410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63998044100236672262011-04-29T11:09:53.131-04:002011-04-29T11:09:53.131-04:00Wow - the wine is getting to meif men were smarter...Wow - the wine is getting to me<br><br>if men were smarter that would take notes<br><br>not whatever I said above goodnessTwi-starhttp://www.twi-star.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31686356401579293562011-04-29T11:09:52.849-04:002011-04-29T11:09:52.849-04:00Hey Twitarded gals - I think you may have to offer...Hey Twitarded gals - I think you may have to offer CF4LIFE a serious job writing some pieces for your site (not like I dont love every single bit of you guys) but he is cracking me up! And knowing it's coming from a dude is even funnier.<br><br>CF4LIFE - good usage of twitarded language.<br><br>You make my BF look like a pathetic pile of douche, I wish he showed some balls and admitted he loves Twilight and what it's brought us in the bedroom.<br><br>And if men were smarted they would take not from this blog - and from some twiporn and make love to us like a damn vampire - is that too much to ask! <br><br>*holds up glass filled to the brim with wine* cheersTwi-starhttp://www.twi-star.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12947866481107274172011-04-29T11:09:50.998-04:002011-04-29T11:09:50.998-04:00Just thought I visit your blog after listening to ...Just thought I visit your blog after listening to you ladies on the Twigasm Podcast...Your KFM's fucking hilarious! <br><br>Love the blog you ladies crack me up! I think I found a new home. :)<br><br>Rougue~I too am a teacher who must hide my secret obsession...shhh!pillowbiteramlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03833996845648909447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27118060321200092532011-04-29T11:09:50.351-04:002011-04-29T11:09:50.351-04:00Regarding CF4LIFE...Anyone else immediately try to...Regarding CF4LIFE...Anyone else immediately try to figure out his name and thought it stood for "Cullen Fan for Life" <> sorry! <br><br>Okay do we know of any good fanfics that are about Edward and Princess Leia getting together? <br><br>Well I don't persay...but I vote you read the nonvamp Twifanfic fav "Emancipation Proclamation." There are some definite parallels to Star Wars if that helps. <br><br>(Girls is he gonna buy that? Kinda sort of, right? Aro is like Darth Vader//royal paternity secrets//Edward is as cocky as Hans Solo//the whole princess storyline) <br><br>Anywhoooo..the beauty of fanfic is that you are welcome to picture whoever you want as the characters...so if Carrie Fisher needs to be Bella for you then so be it!Twifiltered brainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11580598537227167014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-55254712759602773302011-02-16T02:47:00.021-05:002011-02-16T02:47:00.021-05:00Guy here! I image googled "i lurve you" ...Guy here! I image googled "i lurve you" "maybe not" looking for some cheesy sappy comic I saw in a YT video and saw that ninja motivator on the way. If anybody gives 2 shits, here is the comic http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0YSsTIkxn18/TTqQwKgINcI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/M_vQtfeVRxw/s1600/emo-cartoon-emo-5172956-545-401.jpg<br /><br />AND YES THIS IS A YEAR OLD SO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-209983775254991642010-01-05T23:27:46.632-05:002010-01-05T23:27:46.632-05:00I find you all to be a hoot. I'd try to articu...I find you all to be a hoot. I'd try to articulate more but I can taste the shoe leather from here... and it's grand pa shoe leather.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21366251149303398642010-01-02T03:27:39.772-05:002010-01-02T03:27:39.772-05:00Ohhhhh my hasband is on your face book.. he really...Ohhhhh my hasband is on your face book.. he really did join because the thought that you were a "We hate Twilight" group.. but well hell that doesnt make sense since he KNOWS i love twilight!!.. (I truely believe that hes a closet twitard and just hasnt told me).. (oh and my hasband is the bloke that looks like a bikey kissing a baby on facebook!! lol.. )whitewolfe111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14516267211427627092009-12-31T16:48:43.947-05:002009-12-31T16:48:43.947-05:00OK - late as usual....
I was actually turned on t...OK - late as usual....<br /><br />I was actually turned on to Twilight by one of my guy friends. One of my straight, married guy friends.<br /><br />I'd never heard of Twilight until he mentioned it to me - told me it was a love story about a human girl and a vampire boy who fall in love - no sex, just lots of angst and well written.<br /><br />I believe my exact words to him were, "When did you turn into a girl??"<br /><br />Yeah....took me 6 more months to catch on but I now blame him for my obsession!<br /><br />And for the record, he loves the stories and the movies. His wife just started reading the books.TO Twicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259102040011320988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41316876791289438672009-12-31T14:37:31.962-05:002009-12-31T14:37:31.962-05:00I had no idea we had any male followers. Thats gre...I had no idea we had any male followers. Thats great, but this is far from a dating website. So my assumption is that our male counterparts are collecting info into the real female psyce, like fucking squirels collecting nuts for the winter. I always said if a man was smart he wouldn't poo poo Twilight. Theres a well of information for him to mine. So I think their honestly gobsmacked that we are capable at such dark and twisted thoughts...and actions, depending on who you are. Mwahahahaha!Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3785718140530252662009-12-31T13:35:46.581-05:002009-12-31T13:35:46.581-05:00Please....please...begging now...doesn't that ...Please....please...begging now...doesn't that please our cawks and bawls friends...more penile perspective!!! There are more disco sticks lurking out there in the "bushes", or maybe not and that's the problem!! Come join our party, we'll do all the things you like!!J Radfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07698079614617053601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90455258185870520302009-12-31T12:08:53.383-05:002009-12-31T12:08:53.383-05:00Wow! I have gotta say CF4LIFE definitely has persp...Wow! I have gotta say CF4LIFE definitely has perspective. Thanks, can't say they hubby is much thrilled with my obsession. I defintely lurk in the twicloset and only sneak out when he is unavailable for comment. Like CF4LIFE he is way too observant for words. You are way funny please keep writing.cmladynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22493235807005103692009-12-31T11:20:30.392-05:002009-12-31T11:20:30.392-05:00SHIT'S FUNNY.
and now i'm going to go cat...SHIT'S FUNNY.<br /><br />and now i'm going to go catch up on CW&IA and MoTU. <br /><br />have a nice day, twitards.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57811594326362895142009-12-31T06:55:37.660-05:002009-12-31T06:55:37.660-05:00I was gonna' say that maybe, just maybe, some ...I was gonna' say that maybe, just maybe, some guys come here because of how funny and entertaining you gals are but it seems that CF4LIFE beat me to it. :)Pattinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65251231759112290392009-12-31T00:54:36.119-05:002009-12-31T00:54:36.119-05:00Snorting quietly...ok, not so quietly....shit, you...Snorting quietly...ok, not so quietly....shit, you guys are on FIRE today! Put out that funny ass shit before you burn my computer! ;) CF4Life, keep coming please!vermonstermom4edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978750356306971568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33246282531459074552009-12-30T23:43:37.236-05:002009-12-30T23:43:37.236-05:00@JJ - Sorry about the cockblock. As an apology an...@JJ - Sorry about the cockblock. As an apology and to give you due credit, I called up my local pop-radio station and asked them to play "You're the Inspiration" by Chicago. Its the first time I didn't dedicate this song to CF. So that is sorta a big deal even if you hate the sweet melody of Peter Cetera's voice. <br /><br />@suzpetals - the 1976 is when CF was in her prime, IMO, although I don't think I first saw her until 1980-something. I need to throw in the year as past battles with JJ about CF has led to current-day comparisons (Mom jeans, wrinkles, etc). I'd still go there...sorry, that was gross. If I didn't have a "no delete" policy while typing, I'd get rid of that!<br /><br />@twifiltered Brain - Thanks for the suggestions. A little search and replace will do wonders. My therapist will not be pleased to hear this setback.....CF4LIFEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02159835745071703518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46159861425939423462009-12-30T23:02:24.703-05:002009-12-30T23:02:24.703-05:00Regarding CF4LIFE...Anyone else immediately try to...Regarding CF4LIFE...Anyone else immediately try to figure out his name and thought it stood for "Cullen Fan for Life" <> sorry! <br /><br />Okay do we know of any good fanfics that are about Edward and Princess Leia getting together? <br /><br />Well I don't persay...but I vote you read the nonvamp Twifanfic fav "Emancipation Proclamation." There are some definite parallels to Star Wars if that helps. <br /><br />(Girls is he gonna buy that? Kinda sort of, right? Aro is like Darth Vader//royal paternity secrets//Edward is as cocky as Hans Solo//the whole princess storyline) <br /><br />Anywhoooo..the beauty of fanfic is that you are welcome to picture whoever you want as the characters...so if Carrie Fisher needs to be Bella for you then so be it!Twifiltered brainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11580598537227167014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59786561464248101092009-12-30T22:34:59.061-05:002009-12-30T22:34:59.061-05:00Just thought I visit your blog after listening to ...Just thought I visit your blog after listening to you ladies on the Twigasm Podcast...Your KFM's fucking hilarious! <br /><br />Love the blog you ladies crack me up! I think I found a new home. :)<br /><br />Rougue~I too am a teacher who must hide my secret obsession...shhh!pillowbiteramlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03833996845648909447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41965350240758966002009-12-30T22:13:01.010-05:002009-12-30T22:13:01.010-05:00@suzspetals & CF4LIFE - twimatch.com! i love i...@suzspetals & CF4LIFE - twimatch.com! i love it! i think we're on to something here. we should probably get this copyrighted before scummit steals our idea and claims it as theirs...mthephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07036708109065464260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26118092946913390802009-12-30T22:07:38.533-05:002009-12-30T22:07:38.533-05:00@CF4LIFE - '76 Carrie? That chat with your cou...@CF4LIFE - '76 Carrie? That chat with your counselor must have been a few moons ago... oh, never mind. Age is just a number now that I'm holding out for inappropriately young Brits. TwiMatch is a great idea actually, if it didn't cut into my blogging, drinking, re-reading of fine literature and uh, drinking time. Oh, and parenting. I try to acknowledge the kid once in a while.<br /><br />@JJ - Can we keep him, mom, huh? Can we?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65897029241798813182009-12-30T21:22:50.619-05:002009-12-30T21:22:50.619-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86538682722445019632009-12-30T20:37:07.179-05:002009-12-30T20:37:07.179-05:00Damn. CF4LIFE has officially stolen my thunder. Wh...Damn. CF4LIFE has officially stolen my thunder. While this is totally and utterly well-deserved (I've snorted one or two cocktails out my nose thus far)I can't help but feel... cockblocked.<br /><br />Oh, fuck that shit. You are fucking genius. Asshole. <br /><br />@RogueTeach - Sometimes it's the secret loves that are the hottest. ;)<br /><br />Welcome home, sister. [toasts with a shot of whiskey]Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87375401060272418022009-12-30T20:30:27.668-05:002009-12-30T20:30:27.668-05:00I came across your blog over the weekend and feel ...I came across your blog over the weekend and feel like I am in my motherland. <br /><br />This shit is hella funny... if only I could share this with my friends. Alas, the morality clause in my private teacher contract does not allow me to shout my newfound love and adoration of this site from the mountain tops. Who gives a fuck about morals anymore anyway? <br /><br />Guess ours will have to be a secret love, Twitarded.RogueTeachnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26657564451167473922009-12-30T20:28:21.948-05:002009-12-30T20:28:21.948-05:00@All - your comments are always fabulously hilario...@All - your comments are always fabulously hilarious, but today is beyond win. I can't stop snorting out loud, and let me tell you, it isn't very attractive.<br /><br />@CF4LIFE - I can only manage one husband and one irrational crush on an unattainable guy half my age at a time, but if I could handle another, you'd be it. Thanks for joining us today & hope to see you again soon!!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.com