tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6564812045893433547..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Eclipse Trailer LOLZ! [Spoilerific]Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54511131930039597802010-04-26T17:20:07.447-04:002010-04-26T17:20:07.447-04:00i enjoy me some jezebel. read it almost as much is...i enjoy me some jezebel. read it almost as much is twitarded ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26277716127338783532010-04-26T00:51:37.503-04:002010-04-26T00:51:37.503-04:00@amanda. WTF do you mean "Dave wouldn't l...@amanda. WTF do you mean "Dave wouldn't let me keep the ipod on"? gurl you gots to train your fucking man. and quick.<br /><br />ok, ok. so i know not every h00r has a man like mine who'll put up w/that shit. so, a compromise? play the remix on the stereo or laptop or what evs. then again, dave might not get off to edward keep going on & on about "say it say it say it say it say it say it" and shit. hey but you nevah know, he might just like it. it is kinda like a 3 sum, after all. :-)neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82172254138864087072010-04-26T00:41:16.571-04:002010-04-26T00:41:16.571-04:00@my bestauntieevaarrrr neverthink - hoooooo boy. ...@my bestauntieevaarrrr neverthink - hoooooo boy. I'll hold YOU all snug-like, Marky Mark. Haha, I love the nineties-ness of it.<br /><br />PS True story - thank you ever so much for that mp3! My Dave wouldn't let me keep the ipod on during sexytimes, but it was enough - I was disgusted by how soaked my panties were. Seriously. SOAKED. Wheeeeee!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78336542461603422082010-04-26T00:32:27.810-04:002010-04-26T00:32:27.810-04:00@amanda. yup, i saw the "loney sex-less edwar...@amanda. yup, i saw the "loney sex-less edward" in IM story - and it certs IS a fucking BBQ. ha.<br /><br />and kellan? what a FUCKING h00r! i lurves it! i think his monster cock is the only thing holding up those jeans. yup, he's got a rocking bod. <br /><br />but alas, he's no marky fucking mark. hell little gurlz, back in MY day...*dreamily gazing off*<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJXvHGgNZEo<br /><br />*all soft, breathy-like* "next question?" tee hee<br /><br />KLutz - you've been served - MotherFucker. <br /><br />Mark. Cock-of-the-Walk. Wahlberg.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JougXHD5Bnc&feature=relatedneverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49892743498259968262010-04-26T00:14:11.784-04:002010-04-26T00:14:11.784-04:00@Toefunny - Oh yeah, baby, that commercial is on f...@Toefunny - Oh yeah, baby, that commercial is on fuckin' repeat. YES KELLAN I WANNA SEE YOUR DICK!!<br /><br />"No one understands meeeee he would seethe as he pressed his wildflowers"<br /><br />LURVE IT!<br /><br />I swear I'm going to bed now... just after I watch that Kellan commercial one more time and have some Amanda Time while I stare at that photo...Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22221668427076517152010-04-26T00:06:31.101-04:002010-04-26T00:06:31.101-04:00@Amanda - "CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM SCRAPBOOKING? ...@Amanda - <i>"CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM SCRAPBOOKING? ALL SPREAD OUT ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR SUPER INTENSE" </i><br />BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />And holy crap on a cracker...Delish Kellan!! YUM.<br />Have you seen the commercial? Be sure to have a towel handy to wipe the drool off your face!<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEtmQIRTYlkToefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36571814642495381962010-04-25T23:08:07.460-04:002010-04-25T23:08:07.460-04:00And as a good night present, many of you may have ...And as a good night present, many of you may have seen this pic but for those of you who haven't... you're welcome.<br /><br />http://fashionindie.com/addict-kellan-lutz-in-revealing-new-calvin-klein-campaign/<br /><br />BLARGGGGGDROOOOOLLL OMGWTFBBQAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20406027541859523522010-04-25T23:00:31.946-04:002010-04-25T23:00:31.946-04:00DUDE Speaking of hilarious Twilight stuff... have ...DUDE Speaking of hilarious Twilight stuff... have you SEEN this?? Imagining what Edward did all those nights with his hobbies while his siblings were busy having wild and crazy house-breaking vampire sex:<br /><br />http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html<br /><br />AWESOMEAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58338107037985306792010-04-25T16:15:36.875-04:002010-04-25T16:15:36.875-04:00@Karen- OMG I lost it at "they're going t...@Karen- OMG I lost it at "they're going to fine Laura Palmer soon." "thats not her." Seriously that was hella funny. <br /><br /><br />And on a side note the link I posted in an earlier comment is someone's personal summerization & take on all the Twilight Books, even Midnight Sun. The shit they said was classic. Anyways heres the link again...<br /><br />http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32707925157496886992010-04-25T15:56:50.980-04:002010-04-25T15:56:50.980-04:00Hysterical!
@Karen - that link was so funny, than...Hysterical!<br /><br />@Karen - that link was so funny, thanks.designgirlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10472011363160534323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83931276526136851162010-04-25T15:53:39.913-04:002010-04-25T15:53:39.913-04:00@neverthink...You know, I was all "Hell fucki...@neverthink...You know, I was all "Hell fucking yes, Ponyboy." Then you went all Step Brothers on that shit. <br /><br /><br />It's so fraking YOU, my love. Even you can't stay golden, whoreflap.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15860736941575887562010-04-25T15:32:37.399-04:002010-04-25T15:32:37.399-04:00@Amanda - excellent! Um yeah, doesn't it just...@Amanda - excellent! Um yeah, doesn't it just twist your titties that SM never resolved the whole Leah issue!!!!<br /><br />@neverthink - BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!<br /><br />@karen - poor Cancer Patient!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63784874828649221822010-04-25T15:04:29.908-04:002010-04-25T15:04:29.908-04:00btw...
when I say "SNY," I really mean S...btw...<br />when I say "SNY," I really mean STY [face palm] fail.<br />let's try this again...<br />thanks for posting it STY : )PaintedMermaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316007870043126528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32471267039707451052010-04-25T14:46:45.557-04:002010-04-25T14:46:45.557-04:00I laughed harder with each scene.
(sulks) - class...I laughed harder with each scene.<br /><br />(sulks) - classic!!<br /><br />@Karen - OMFG that was just as funny! Love the "Twin Peaks" reference, I used to watch that show. "Oh, the handsome man is shitless. Who cares what is happening. We are there!" Nuf said!Micki_Martinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12818827592430409240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19182120016653326152010-04-25T14:35:06.117-04:002010-04-25T14:35:06.117-04:00Gawker's break down of the trailer is evern fu...Gawker's break down of the trailer is evern funnier. <br /><br />http://gawker.com/5523186/the-new-twilight-eclipse-trailer-with-the-sound-turned-offKarennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74892110575213311052010-04-25T13:50:21.587-04:002010-04-25T13:50:21.587-04:00that was so unbelievably fuckawesome!! nothing li...that was so unbelievably fuckawesome!! nothing like some lolz captions to make your day a little brighter! thanks for posting it SNY : )PaintedMermaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316007870043126528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21574740142689858912010-04-25T13:45:58.201-04:002010-04-25T13:45:58.201-04:00oh yeah. and then there's THIS...
http://www...oh yeah. and then there's THIS...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2R3DC28WFo&feature=relatedneverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65279306830118017362010-04-25T13:40:34.219-04:002010-04-25T13:40:34.219-04:00after i got to the ponyboy part, everything got al...after i got to the ponyboy part, everything got all hazy and i was transported back to 1983(which makes carlisle's ref so much more hilarious as far as ima concerned).<br /><br />so, if you haven't seen the outsiders, you don't know what you're missing. it's still relevant today.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJ-ppxCGPk&feature=related<br /><br />stay golden.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31999145677570112202010-04-25T13:07:17.378-04:002010-04-25T13:07:17.378-04:00@Toefunny - sweet! I'll let you guys know whe...@Toefunny - sweet! I'll let you guys know when it's nearing readiness for other eyes... would you even be interested in a fic about Leah? It's a sort of a re-imagining of how things might have gone.<br /><br />Sorry to be totally and utterly off topic!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-50386595303295716202010-04-25T12:29:20.929-04:002010-04-25T12:29:20.929-04:00The Outsiders reference fucking slayed me.
So di...The Outsiders reference fucking slayed me. <br /><br />So did [left intentionally blank]. lmao!!!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26731166398007985132010-04-25T10:39:59.637-04:002010-04-25T10:39:59.637-04:00Eclipse in 2 months!!! I will seriously fly to NY...Eclipse in 2 months!!! I will seriously fly to NY or wherever so we can all see the show together. Then we can sleep on JJ's floor:) How's that for inviting yourself over?<br /><br />I will def be using OMGWTFBBQ as often as possible.RobzSingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85399001224499536802010-04-25T08:34:02.134-04:002010-04-25T08:34:02.134-04:00@Cupcake Donna - I love the ponyboy/Outsiders refe...@Cupcake Donna - I love the ponyboy/Outsiders reference, too!!<br /><br />Thanks for posting and linking to this, STY. Very funny!<br /><br />@Mrs. P - I got the same thing. Let me know when you figure it all out. LMAO!<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10885708083009994392010-04-25T08:11:36.254-04:002010-04-25T08:11:36.254-04:00@Amanda - HELL YEA!!!@Amanda - HELL YEA!!!Toefunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540953041768804875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64658767202164231432010-04-25T06:37:22.983-04:002010-04-25T06:37:22.983-04:00My caption for the ring scene:
Wonder twin powers...My caption for the ring scene:<br /><br />Wonder twin powers activate-form of a Vampire!TPICKERnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36536905051487010912010-04-25T05:28:26.141-04:002010-04-25T05:28:26.141-04:00@Cupcake Donna - I died at the response, "tot...@Cupcake Donna - I died at the response, "totes." HA!!!<br /><br />Also, Carlisle's "Did I stutter?"<br /><br />Mwahahahaha :-D Okay, I should have been in bed like, five hours ago. Speaking of which, if I were maybe writing a fanfic, would you h00rs help me edit it? Maybe?<br /><br />MWASAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160978914067485184noreply@blogger.com