tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6596933782262649589..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: If I Were QueenSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49140275591365513052012-06-15T16:32:24.296-04:002012-06-15T16:32:24.296-04:00I constantly tell my hair dresser he needs to offe...I constantly tell my hair dresser he needs to offer "Frank at home" and he comes to your house and makes your hair look amazing every day - just like when you visit him in the salon. Sigh<br /><br />Someone to work for me so I can travel - they would make my money and give it all to me and I would be free to do what I want.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23378884247860295512012-06-13T13:39:04.217-04:002012-06-13T13:39:04.217-04:00I would knight Rob and order him to serve me in un...I would knight Rob and order him to serve me in unmentionable ways. I think I have been watching too much Game of Thrones. ;-)VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29718093894580806302012-06-13T11:11:13.794-04:002012-06-13T11:11:13.794-04:00Doing some Twitarded catching up after a weekend u...Doing some Twitarded catching up after a weekend up home (nowhere, North Missouri) where (gasp!) I only got 2g on the phone and for some reason their wifi HATED me and I was too damn lazy to plug my laptop directly into an internet connection. Is this not the perfect post for me??? I have nothing original to add but I have always said I want a driver. I suffer from lethal road rage. Seriously. One day I will either be shot or will shoot someone due to a road rage confrontation. Similarly, I will take someone out at the grocery store or Wal Mart for their general stupidity so I also need a personal shopper and of course, chef. I want to eat healthy, I do, I just don't want to take the time to prepare it. Lastly, I want someone else to be there to always speak my mind so they look like the a-hole and not me but my grievances are still delivered to the idiots I encounter. I think it would relieve most, if not all, of my anger issues.MyHeartGoesPitterPattinsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30549276096068909102012-06-10T07:10:54.379-04:002012-06-10T07:10:54.379-04:00I'm British and I couldn't give a toss abo...I'm British and I couldn't give a toss about Lizzie!<br /><br />God, that feels better. Jeez, this whole Jubilee thing last weekend was nearly the death of me. For weeks now--weeks, I tell ya--we've had Jubilee this, Queen that, Union Jacks here, there and everywhere. Even my neighbours across the road (who, in fact, are South African) felt the need to string Union Jack bunting all over their house. I mean, purleez!<br /><br />I'm glad it's all over.<br /><br />Oh, and what would I want? I'd want someone to do all my cleaning, ironing, shopping, laundry, dog-walking, you name it, for me.<br /><br />Except the cooking. Cos I quite enjoy doing that :-)<br /><br />CC xCChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13741567706163053038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79609395548852535162012-06-09T20:15:57.099-04:002012-06-09T20:15:57.099-04:00I'm up for all of the above suggestions. I gue...I'm up for all of the above suggestions. I guess I'm just a big giant lazy ass and I want everyone to do stuff for me.<br /><br />I would like for someone to work out for me. Yeah... that lazy.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76291913580119455992012-06-09T11:06:05.127-04:002012-06-09T11:06:05.127-04:00I hate grocery shopping as well. Not only would I ...I hate grocery shopping as well. Not only would I like someone to go food shopping for me, I'd like a chef to prepare all my meals. That's not asking a lot, is it?Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3446191999243533402012-06-09T11:04:56.026-04:002012-06-09T11:04:56.026-04:00I would be SO happy if I could have someone style ...I would be SO happy if I could have someone style my hair everyday. Add in the makeup person and I'd be an extremely happy camper. My hair sucks and always looks awful. Except when I go to the salon, of course.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84429840215964049432012-06-09T01:30:08.609-04:002012-06-09T01:30:08.609-04:00Someone to walk with me to and from my apartment s...Someone to walk with me to and from my apartment so I can hold their arm and avoid falling (faulty equilibrium). It's a long walk with areas that are hard to keep from falling on my ass. Very decorative walkways but a fucking bitch to walk on at night. Those little solar lights are mostly worthless.Ninja TwiNerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590600890810669818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18876440767473399512012-06-08T18:43:53.985-04:002012-06-08T18:43:53.985-04:00Don't they say your ears never stop growing???...Don't they say your ears never stop growing??? : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74072694409480915432012-06-08T15:26:58.614-04:002012-06-08T15:26:58.614-04:00One more. Someone to fetch me cheese fries and ch...One more. Someone to fetch me cheese fries and chocolate milkshakes at all hours of the day and night when it's that time of the month. Go.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62268560451037001442012-06-08T14:52:14.015-04:002012-06-08T14:52:14.015-04:00Oh the latter, definitely. Though it's not so ...Oh the latter, definitely. Though it's not so much that as he looks less like his mother and more like his father with every passing year...*shudder*Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18292201313125998922012-06-08T12:46:54.829-04:002012-06-08T12:46:54.829-04:00Yup I am sure Queen E has never mucked a stall - t...Yup I am sure Queen E has never mucked a stall - that's a given! I would totally have horses again if I had some lackey to take care of them for my lazy ass lol...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49141142076898990882012-06-08T12:46:02.513-04:002012-06-08T12:46:02.513-04:00Because he got married or because his hair is runn...Because he got married or because his hair is running for the hills?Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65592349301415964582012-06-08T12:45:23.130-04:002012-06-08T12:45:23.130-04:00Not just any man... Other than Mr. Snarky, just th...Not just any man... Other than Mr. Snarky, just that one please thxkbye.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82895891988309436332012-06-08T12:44:40.996-04:002012-06-08T12:44:40.996-04:00YES to pro make-up putter-onner and picture taker!...YES to pro make-up putter-onner and picture taker! I didn't have ridiculous makeup for my wedding but the person who did it said it would look great in pics and it was perfect. Would LOVE that!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58264025445228400472012-06-08T12:43:42.844-04:002012-06-08T12:43:42.844-04:00I didn't watch any of the coverage, but even *...I didn't watch any of the coverage, but even *I* heard that Pierce Morgan was...effusive. <br /><br />[*runs off to get tiara & scepter out of the back of the closet*]Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12168040510866866712012-06-08T11:01:29.707-04:002012-06-08T11:01:29.707-04:00I'd have a stable boy. :-) I would nver clea...I'd have a stable boy. :-) I would nver clean a stall again! Hmmmm...what else? I like all your guys ideas. Now my mind is going blank though. CRAP!<br /><br />Someone to draw my bath.<br />Lay out my clothes for the next day<br />Go shopping for me (I hate the mall...and grocery stores)Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23899440134843946252012-06-08T11:00:10.978-04:002012-06-08T11:00:10.978-04:00Yeah, Prince Philip was surprisingly handsome as a...Yeah, Prince Philip was surprisingly handsome as a young man, but Rob he was not...<br /><br />Hmm, let's see, a masseur, preferably smoking hot, would be awesome. Someone to throw a ball for my hyperactive male Yorkie so he's not dropping one at my feet and staring at me all day. Someone to clean out the ferret's litter box (I love her to bits, but fuck me can she make a stink). Someone to do ALL the housework. Not very imaginative today, but I'm sure I'll think of some more later :)<br /><br />I'm not crazy bitter like some Irish people *cough*sister's boyfriend*cough* but I really couldn't give a crap what the royal family does. Especially since Prince William officially ceased to be hot.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82311707261374839482012-06-08T10:55:46.252-04:002012-06-08T10:55:46.252-04:00Oh, man. I love the, "Official Fetcher of Rob...Oh, man. I love the, "Official Fetcher of Rob" idea. I mean, come on. Who doesn't want someone to fetch men for you?Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1268469415934706002012-06-08T09:53:32.591-04:002012-06-08T09:53:32.591-04:00*though I. DYAC.*though I. DYAC.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38384726712782540852012-06-08T09:52:34.097-04:002012-06-08T09:52:34.097-04:00Professional masseuse, foot rub-er, chauffeur (Mr....Professional masseuse, foot rub-er, chauffeur (Mr. XKR would be on board with this, since his confidence in my driving skills is lacking, even thought have a way better driving record than he does... but I digress). Also, I'd like a professional photographer to follow us around (after hair, makeup, and wardrobe have had their way with me, natch - and NOT those a-holes from Summit's team) to take good, flattering photos of my family. <br /><br />Oh, and I'd like to have a huge veggie garden, but I hate weeding, so someone to do that.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71510862511899138112012-06-08T00:07:58.424-04:002012-06-08T00:07:58.424-04:00OMG you're right! I'd LOVE it if I could h...OMG you're right! I'd LOVE it if I could have someone break in new shoes, wash and style my hair every morning, apply my makeup so I dont look like a drunken clown, and a fricken nanny to watch my kids so I can go to the bathroom in peace! <br /><br />I watched all the hoopla on CNN and Pierce Morgan basically orgasmed at the sight of the Royals. I mean, I respect the Queen and all the dignetary work she does around the world, but I get pissed when I hear reporters put down America because we dont have the same pagentry as they do. I seriously heard reporters say this. As an American I think its ridiculous to waste tax money on some old ladies horse drawn carriage and crown jewels. If Obama threw himself a party like this with our damn money we'd impeach him!<br /><br />And by the way, STY. You are the Queen of Twitardia, not co-Queen. :) All Hail Snarkier Than You!Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63228056323051700482012-06-07T22:18:26.645-04:002012-06-07T22:18:26.645-04:00YES I need one of those too! The guy who cuts my h...YES I need one of those too! The guy who cuts my hair gives AMAZING scalp massages - when he is too busy to shampoo me himself, I want to cry... <br /><br />If you get the scalp masseuse, give your husband the ball washer - i think that's win-win. : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75756834781978633402012-06-07T22:08:48.736-04:002012-06-07T22:08:48.736-04:00I love going to the hair dresser to get a haircut ...I love going to the hair dresser to get a haircut just because they wash my hair for me! I have really long hair and it feels great when someone else scrubs my scalp...like a personal scalp scrubber. That would be the first person I would hire. Absolutely. Oh, and my husband says (jokingly, I'm hoping) that he'd hire a personal ball washer, lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com