tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6643656526324244751..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: My House Might Kill MeSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48689629884492000262019-10-22T01:30:44.300-04:002019-10-22T01:30:44.300-04:00Are you tired of being human, having talented brai...Are you tired of being human, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, Do you want to have power and influence over others, To be charming and desirable, To have wealth, health, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming an immortal? If yes, these your chance. 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If you are interested contact us on Vampirelord7878@gmail.comLord Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08802168788305626209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54027950193846380382012-04-10T07:40:26.384-04:002012-04-10T07:40:26.384-04:00It puts joy in my heart hearing this great advocac...It puts joy in my heart hearing this great advocacy.parsley seedshttp://porterbrothersseeds.com/cart/herb/parsley.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69795587291397856352012-03-04T12:47:49.345-05:002012-03-04T12:47:49.345-05:00I was ready to shoot myself (and pretty much every...I was ready to shoot myself (and pretty much everyone else) when we bought our house but my experience was like a day at the spa compared to yours. Between the kids and the cats alone, that must have been insane.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39177840971114782142012-03-04T03:07:25.429-05:002012-03-04T03:07:25.429-05:00I went through a similar experience which I swear ...I went through a similar experience which I swear has left me with post traumatic stress disorder! We moved into a brand new house literally 14 days before I also had a person surgically removed from me, not to mention battling a cold / flu from hell while "glowing" through the last couple weeks of pregnancy. Did I mention we had a 5 yr old who was NOT looking forward to being a "big sybling" AND my mother (completely co-dependant but that's a WHOLE nother saga) AND my 88 yr old grandmother who'd been living with us for about 2 months after relocating from her birthplace and leaving behind the family she had left... Did I leave out the part about said "new house" had a butt-load of issues which needed addressing / fixing / redoing by the builder... if you've never experienced the potential joy of moving into a new home let me share with you my aversion to blue tape - we were told to "simply place a piece of blue tape on the item or area which needed to be addressed by the builder" WTHell!? I will never see blue tape without suffering flashbacks! (Did I mention it was our first two-story home AND since the one and only downstairs bathroom some how sprung a leak and some what flooded the one and only downstairs bedroom I was forced to ascend the stairs - oh and I was only three days post c-section?) Needless to say, I feel your pain!StrongFaithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08439818849110057067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87458868936873770742012-03-03T09:33:09.242-05:002012-03-03T09:33:09.242-05:00I'm 10 years into a renovation that's stil...I'm 10 years into a renovation that's still not done. We just ripped up the bathroom floor a couple weeks ago with the intention of gutting the whole thing and starting from scratch. We got as far as the floor. Now I'm looking at a half crappy hardwood/half crappy pine plank floor that I don't even want to touch with bare feet. My house will never be finished. EVER. That's the downfall to having a fix-it handy guy for a husband. Sometimes they get to a point in a project where they think "that's good enough" and they never return to it. I JUST WANT THE FUCKING TRIM IN MY KITCHEN FINISHED!!!!! No, I'm not bitter. At all.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58280175475462828452012-03-01T17:13:08.814-05:002012-03-01T17:13:08.814-05:00TK, this house is a little too much what my house ...TK, this house is a little too much what my house was like when we bought it....my house was actually unlivable....so full of crap and it had major plumbing issues. We found uncashed checks in the kitchen cupboards and a cereal box from the 60s...I kid you not. There was also some unopened canned salmon in the fridge that was like 20 years old. Nearly 16 years later it is still not done...that's what it's like to be married to your contractor. My youngest grew up in a major construction zone as we decided to tear our roof off and add a second story about 6 weeks before she was due to be born. It is still a wonder to me that she did not swallow a nail or a staple in her crawling months. She did, however, eat some gypsum from some wallboard. When I called Poison Control they said they had never heard of that happening. Since she seemed fine, and by all accounts gypsum is a naturally occurring product, we sat and waited...I am happy to say she is a snarky, thriving, nearly 7 year old today. <br /><br />Congrats on the house...and the cats...but most of all on baby TK. It will all be worth it someday...at least that is what I keep telling myself. ;-)VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47182466683381474722012-02-29T14:44:17.624-05:002012-02-29T14:44:17.624-05:00Mine isn't NEARLY that bad, but know I has a s...Mine isn't NEARLY that bad, but know I has a sad for you and hope things turn around soon. I have a puppy, she just turned a year old. She's a shar pei mix and is wrinkly and adorable. What is NOT adorable would be that I must now re-floor my dining room, living room and POSSIBLY bedroom because she apparently enjoys RIPPING carpet up. She started with tiny little holes where she picked at the fibers enough to make it bare. Last week she insisted we no longer NEEDED any in the dining room, SO she took a corner and ripped it back about a foot and a half. Did you know there's foam under carpet? I do now. . . *Headdesk* does anyone know a cheap floor company? Preferably in wood floors? In Michigan!?!? Oy!!*https://www.blogger.com/profile/14943687739332324787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33675339130053245732012-02-29T11:25:16.706-05:002012-02-29T11:25:16.706-05:00Holy Shit Woman!
I bow down to your bravery. We ...Holy Shit Woman! <br />I bow down to your bravery. We went with a three year old house, it's been six months since we moved in and I'm still not totally unpacked.<br />I couldn't do it. <br />Although my sewing room is starting to look like a horders episode.red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19548061141660206192012-02-29T11:04:43.632-05:002012-02-29T11:04:43.632-05:00Oh my. I don't even have words for that awfuln...Oh my. I don't even have words for that awfulness.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46794376041083821082012-02-29T11:03:19.385-05:002012-02-29T11:03:19.385-05:00That's actually not a bad idea. We plan to gut...That's actually not a bad idea. We plan to gut the bathroom eventually, but it's going to be a few years before we have time and money to get to that. I'll mail you some Whataburger.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81597414619368084762012-02-29T11:01:03.065-05:002012-02-29T11:01:03.065-05:00That sounds lovely. That house would have been dea...That sounds lovely. That house would have been dead to me too. The dryer vent didn't get hooked up in our last house & it's a wonder we're not all dead. We lived there for 3 years and had no idea.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43870832803688260452012-02-29T10:57:47.360-05:002012-02-29T10:57:47.360-05:00If you subscribe to National Geographic or Readers...If you subscribe to National Geographic or Readers Digest, are you legally obligated to keep every issue? Because it seems like those are hoarders staples.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13950742302705663962012-02-29T09:17:07.436-05:002012-02-29T09:17:07.436-05:00Two adopted cats and a new baby. I am going to ca...Two adopted cats and a new baby. I am going to call the Pope and get you on the list for Sainthood. Seriously, that is impressive.mel in the atlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02321318370781836288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85474240394616265542012-02-29T09:04:46.381-05:002012-02-29T09:04:46.381-05:00That does not sound fun. Back before I was marrie...That does not sound fun. Back before I was married, I bought a really old house that had been rented to students. My bf (now dh), his brother and I renovated that thing. It took forever. Just the trash in the kitchen took at least 10 bags. It was disgusting. I remember trying to clean the linoleum floor and it just ended up sticky like fly paper. Your feet actually stuck. The refrigerator was black inside plus the renters let their cats use the basement as a giant litter box. Disgusting. Anyway, it took a really long time but we survived. I moved (into another semi fixer upper) with a 3 yr old and a 1 yr old and that wasn't fun so I definitely sympathize with you for the plight you find yourself in. Just remember, someday you'll look back and laugh! <br /><br />We're renovating our kitchen right now which has turned into a really giant deal. Basically half of our house is unusable and all of the furniture, etc is wedged into two rooms. My "kitchen" is in the basement...which is not finished and is basically a dirty 100 year old basement. We are into week 4 and I'm ready to scream. We also only have two electrical outlets down there too. Makes it fun to cook trying to figure out how many things you can plug in without tripping the power strip. (The answer is 2 most of the time)<br /><br />Good luck with all of this. You will survive and you'll have great stories to tell (and a lovely house). And just think, little TK won't even remember any of it.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120401337557466908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9451403548655496712012-02-29T01:52:01.761-05:002012-02-29T01:52:01.761-05:00You think that's bad? Try living in a house wi...You think that's bad? Try living in a house with peanut butter face prints on the window, torn up tax papers thanks to your eleven year old, and a son who's obsessed with dumping liquid from one cup to another. No shit, he really does that! It's like living with Tom Cruise in Coctail.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12061185914143688662012-02-29T00:48:49.865-05:002012-02-29T00:48:49.865-05:00Woman, you are crazy. Like you didn't already...Woman, you are crazy. Like you didn't already have enough mouths to feed? Those cats are cute though. I have a soft spot for fat cats. <br /><br />I've done a house renovation and am about to undertake moving with an eight month old, but that's not even close to what you've done. Is baby TK getting drunk nightly? I wouldn't blame you for ordering wine by the case at this point. Just remember, pump and dump.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20896363694290807242012-02-28T23:08:09.903-05:002012-02-28T23:08:09.903-05:00Wow, are you sure you aren't me 10 years ago? ...Wow, are you sure you aren't me 10 years ago? When I had a 17 month old child and was 8+ months pregnant we moved into a dump. When my water broke at 2am I had to scream at my husband to get out of bed and bring a flashlight to make sure it wasn't blood (no lights in the 1/2 renovated bathroom). When I got back from the hospital (post cutting) we had carpet but no pad in some rooms and unfinished concrete in others. You seem a bit more adventurous though adding the cats. We waited a few years to do that.<br /><br />By the way... has anyone told you it gets better? It does, I swear!Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5784931535088046712012-02-28T22:58:33.774-05:002012-02-28T22:58:33.774-05:00I'm with Dangrdafne - WOW. The fact that you a...I'm with Dangrdafne - WOW. The fact that you adopted cats - not one cat, but multiple cats! - on top of everything else? I FLOVE YOU. And you are mad - MAD I say! xoxoSnarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73963003625541114452012-02-28T22:50:28.969-05:002012-02-28T22:50:28.969-05:00My first thought was "How the fuck did TK get...My first thought was "How the fuck did TK get pictures of my house?" But when you said What-a-burger, I realized it couldn't be mine. We don't have good eatin' like that around here!<br /><br />Actually, my place doesn't look quite this bad, so Ima walk away proud that I'm not THE WORST housekeeper/hoarder around.<br /><br />Oh. And for that bathroom, get one of those pump-up pressurized sprayer/applicators from the garden store and fill it with (as much) bleach (as you can stand) and water. That's the ticket!TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45611849767536984402012-02-28T22:42:28.137-05:002012-02-28T22:42:28.137-05:00Good luck with the money pit ;)
Just hire the Bra...Good luck with the money pit ;)<br /><br />Just hire the Brawny man to come and clean the rest... sounds like Momma needs some rest!sassykassie1https://www.blogger.com/profile/09169441468950032268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24519609025839787752012-02-28T22:38:46.383-05:002012-02-28T22:38:46.383-05:00first day in brand new freshly built house, i go t...first day in brand new freshly built house, i go to do a load of towles,because i had not had a chance to do them before we left our apt, five minutes after i put them in and leave room my daughter comes in our bedroom and says the hall, living room ,her bathroom and some of her bedroom floor are sopping wet........the fucktard people who put the washer in had forgot to hook the hose up!!!!! needless to say they had to tear out all my carpet over the next 2 days. and they put crappy replacement carpet down . hated that house from then on,.....oh did i mention i am MAJOR superstitious and we closed on the house on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!! yaeh it was all down hill after that!!!!!!Powerpuffgirllhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00668566578258710512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2765670483252976922012-02-28T22:10:16.745-05:002012-02-28T22:10:16.745-05:00All I can say is, more power to you kid.All I can say is, more power to you kid.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40572898314382335372012-02-28T21:48:09.005-05:002012-02-28T21:48:09.005-05:008 hours in 1 corner cleaning God Knows what off th...8 hours in 1 corner cleaning God Knows what off the wall and floor of a house that the previous owner had lived in for over 60 years. And I totally relate to the book pic. Luckily this was not my house, so I just was in charge of the corner and helping haul the National Geographics and Readers Digests out. However, I was reading them as I went. LOL! Hence the 8 hours in the corner??SpunkyBookwormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00002069786488109970noreply@blogger.com