tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6853263157089949524..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Talking Poop for Poop Talking SakeSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38257472550201959582011-05-22T14:10:37.617-04:002011-05-22T14:10:37.617-04:00...As long as you didn't shit spray the walls,......As long as you didn't shit spray the walls, or write your name in poo all over the floor, I think the cleaning crew was fine. On a serious note, though, you might want to talk to your GI about it NOT being IBS. I've had too many family/friends be misdiagnosed just because they had long standing relationships with the poop fairy. Lindsay Posthttp://profiles.google.com/lindsayrae114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15440363150534265622011-05-21T14:27:33.966-04:002011-05-21T14:27:33.966-04:00LMAO - this happened to me in Maui, on our way dow...LMAO - this happened to me in Maui, on our way down from the volcano. It's a long, windy road and there are no businesses or bathrooms until you get to the town at the bottom of the mountain and the first gas station there - be warned - has no public restroom. The poor, poor people who clean the McDonalds bathrooms down the street. The things that happened in there should not be spoken about. So I understand your pain.<br /><br />I drink a lot of ginger ale and club soda these days to help - like a little old lady. :) For some reason, both of those soothe my symptoms sometimes.MusingBella Cullennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74067418345904021402011-05-19T20:04:23.146-04:002011-05-19T20:04:23.146-04:00I have IBS too and can totally sympathize with you...I have IBS too and can totally sympathize with you. Mine can be food related but sometimes it just comes and goes in cycles for no apparent reason. So not fun!!Dcain25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44896595804380604362011-05-19T05:58:23.034-04:002011-05-19T05:58:23.034-04:00Been there, done that. Makes me think we should ca...Been there, done that. Makes me think we should carry a spade and a roll of toilet paper in the car at all times. NixHawnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45930161147848359732011-05-18T23:27:14.411-04:002011-05-18T23:27:14.411-04:00Oh Sweetie- you need to take a low dose of an SSRI...Oh Sweetie- you need to take a low dose of an SSRI- like Zoloft or something. Trust me. I know what I speak of. You need to replenish the "happy messengers" in your gut. Better living through pharma.....rockmygypsysoulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32063130584345694272011-05-18T23:03:32.542-04:002011-05-18T23:03:32.542-04:00 I can comment! Woo-hoo! Thanks bb! I can comment! Woo-hoo! Thanks bb!TheRugbymom .noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23899227254267216632011-05-18T21:49:18.848-04:002011-05-18T21:49:18.848-04:00Ah, one of my favorite topics. Poop. How I love th...Ah, one of my favorite topics. Poop. How I love thee. <br /><br />Shitting in the woods is not a bad experience, minus the total irrational fear that I was going to get mauled by a bear with my panties around my ankles. I think I'd rather shit in the woods than in a public bathroom. {{shivers}}<br /><br />Ironically, I read this post while I was eating hot italian sausages with pepper and onions and my own special tomato sauce - spruced up with red pepper and a little tabasco. Yum! Then again, don't think I would want that meal revolting in my asshole so there's that. But I bet you can eat lettuce without going fetal and I can't. Jenny_Jerkfacenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14862805216923408412011-05-18T18:36:54.211-04:002011-05-18T18:36:54.211-04:00 It works! It works. I just had to log into the ... It works! It works. I just had to log into the Google friends link on the top right. That worked!lvmuffinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68102882341004896842011-05-18T18:04:15.370-04:002011-05-18T18:04:15.370-04:00 I wanna comment, just to see what happens when I ... I wanna comment, just to see what happens when I do it from my lappy...Chloe Cougarhttp://twitter.com/ChloeCougarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16241016296965975772011-05-18T12:12:35.009-04:002011-05-18T12:12:35.009-04:00Thank you LKW! Thank you LKW! rottymamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40919003097382567262011-05-18T11:39:43.818-04:002011-05-18T11:39:43.818-04:00GOD!!! What a pain in the arse that DICKUS.. Oh ye...GOD!!! What a pain in the arse that DICKUS.. Oh yeah LKW awesome post here, I about died..same food..almost same ending..but dayum that chix is soooo good and tastey..I had a REALLY bad episode on the motorcycle once..Had to stop at a portashit..it was actually pretty clean till I got there...in Bar Harbor..not a good time, I think I had food poisoning..I was in there for a good half hour...embarassed to come out.(group was clapping). Not so fun..Yeah, getting old blows ass....love ya.Double_Dippinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8325996449846214722011-05-18T11:23:05.988-04:002011-05-18T11:23:05.988-04:00I have a friend who refuses to poop around people....I have a friend who refuses to poop around people. When she would go visit her boyfriend, she would take Imodium so she wouldn't poop around them. She doesn't even like to talk about poop. This blog would make her uncomfortable.LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72850483862397189712011-05-18T11:17:05.713-04:002011-05-18T11:17:05.713-04:00Every since I had my gal bladder removed I've ...Every since I had my gal bladder removed I've been going through the same thing. I've managed to make it to a bathroom every time, but nothing like uncontrollable shits when you’re in a restaurant. My coup de grâce was on the BC ferries, nervous about travelling over to a driving event in Port Coquitlam. I had a caeser salad with chicken and an ice tea, innocuous meal right..... wrong... 45 minutes of being stuck in the toilet on one of the busiest ferry bathrooms was my personal nightmare. Imodium is my friend now, I will take one with a meal when out just to make sure I survive.red_bellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67403439317433880342011-05-18T11:09:10.278-04:002011-05-18T11:09:10.278-04:00I'm not sure how to delete it... hold please.I'm not sure how to delete it... hold please.LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9205639665324408092011-05-18T11:07:12.861-04:002011-05-18T11:07:12.861-04:00I travel with a portable toilet. No "shit&qu...I travel with a portable toilet. No "shit". <br /><br />Do I need to say more?? RobsBitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40777233651156582962011-05-18T11:07:12.398-04:002011-05-18T11:07:12.398-04:00 Um, I didn't see that the update would put my... Um, I didn't see that the update would put my real name. Can you guys delete and I'll repost???rottymamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49379157550774625432011-05-18T10:59:56.502-04:002011-05-18T10:59:56.502-04:00That was funny and not so funny. I know for me tha...That was funny and not so funny. I know for me that rich foods, some ice cream and other dairy products churn the ass-gate to open. Feeling sweating, faint and cramps is not fun at all! I try to avoid eating them but if I am out, I DO make myself go to the potty! On the “front” side, I also try to pee before I leave the house and leave work. I make myself go even if I don’t feel like I have to go.<br />I don’t have IBS or the hubby, but I know for my hubby, who’s had is gall bladder removed certain foods go right through him too. He’s kind of hit and miss cause of the meds he takes for his back, plugs him up. When we go out, I always ask if he need to make a potty stop. I love you honey but I am not clean “that” up!<br />I think Jason would run away from you when he got a wiff of that!Christine Ranbergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86000458557682375812011-05-18T10:41:39.104-04:002011-05-18T10:41:39.104-04:00@Musicmuse81 is right. I developed the same sympto...@Musicmuse81 is right. I developed the same symptoms about 9 months ago and can totally relate to this post :-( Try avoiding wheat for a bit and see whether that helps. I "whined" about it at It's Whine Thirty" not so very long ago.<br /><br />Feel your pain bb - I truly do!<br /><br />CC xChloe Cougarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15379522569680051442011-05-18T10:20:24.468-04:002011-05-18T10:20:24.468-04:00So sorry!!! But sincerely, I have had issues with...So sorry!!! But sincerely, I have had issues with this for a long time, plus a bunch of other female pain issues. I finally decided to do something drastic(for me, anyway), and I have been doing a gluten and dairy free diet for two years now. It was really hard in the beginning, but within about 4 months, my symptoms pretty much disappeared. Now I know when I acciendently eat gluten because I get the same symptoms within minutes or hours. Musicmuse81noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45316287749994591942011-05-18T10:13:57.645-04:002011-05-18T10:13:57.645-04:00"And I seem to get nervous a lot. Just ask my..."And I seem to get nervous a lot. Just ask my ass."<br /><br />I'll remember to do that next time I see your ass ;)<br /><br />My mom still tells me when I travel alone not to stop at rest stops. Like I told her, sometimes you really don't have a choice.<br /><br />FYI: The last post with JJ's pictures was the first time I've been able to comment with the new format. I tried going back again to a few older posts, but there's still no link to click on.Lisa Parkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65079301325262669432011-05-18T09:36:18.958-04:002011-05-18T09:36:18.958-04:00Between cheesy cream sauces giving me the shits, a...Between cheesy cream sauces giving me the shits, and spicy food making it hurt to shit, I'm a fucking mess.LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38128372104504128582011-05-18T09:35:12.928-04:002011-05-18T09:35:12.928-04:00We might be related and we just don't know it....We might be related and we just don't know it.LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86057484916401401182011-05-18T09:34:52.519-04:002011-05-18T09:34:52.519-04:00I never pass up the chance to use the toilet these...I never pass up the chance to use the toilet these days!!LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80738499994566574782011-05-18T09:30:58.412-04:002011-05-18T09:30:58.412-04:00If I had to shit in the woods, I might die. It'...If I had to shit in the woods, I might die. It's bad enough I had explosive diarrhea in an outhouse one night while camping. And I made Mr. LKW walk me to the outhouse because it was dark and raining. It was noisy. And messy. We hadn't been dating very long! Embarrassing...LatchkeyWifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67330181492339161412011-05-18T08:09:18.299-04:002011-05-18T08:09:18.299-04:00Oh, this is awful. Poor you. But I must admit that...Oh, this is awful. Poor you. But I must admit that I am seriously enjoying the comic outpourings of your misery.beakerjnoreply@blogger.com