tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6874139344324362844..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Dear 18-Year-Old Taylor Lautner: RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88343067539577068962011-04-29T10:47:17.257-04:002011-04-29T10:47:17.257-04:00We are having an 18th birthday party for Taylor du...We are having an 18th birthday party for Taylor during our after school program today at the request of our 6th grade girlies. You mention his name and pandamonium ensues. Just like when people mention The Precious within my hearing range. Oh, Rob... <br><br>The boys are tolerating the celebration only because of the promise of birthday cupcakes, otherwise we'd have a mutiny on our hands.<br><br>And good gracious, could you have been more dead on with the mash-up between Glee's Kurt and Adam Lambert?Tameranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91491258523531512322011-04-29T10:47:15.346-04:002011-04-29T10:47:15.346-04:00from the neck up, i can't look at taylor that ...from the neck up, i can't look at taylor that way either. thanks for the hot picture of him though! delicious.<br>rob, on the other hand, i look at that way from head to toe. yummy.<br>hope kstew is appreciating. by the way, i need more juicy gossip about them. i hate for them to be stalked but another hand holding pic would do me wonders.<br><br>love your blog. <br>meganRobzSingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6741677650329651232011-04-29T10:47:14.050-04:002011-04-29T10:47:14.050-04:00Hello all!I am trying to be a better Twilight fan ...Hello all!<br><br>I am trying to be a better Twilight fan and not just a lurker on this particular blog... so what better time to start than a post about Tay-Tay's "coming of age"? :)<br><br>I guess I am more of a whore than most of you, because I while I am a definite Rob devotee... I dabble in outrageously vivid daydreams (and if I'm lucky, night dreams) about Edward (of course), but also Charlie, Carlisle, recently Emmett and yes... Taycob. <br><br>Since I saw Twilight before I read it, I have always pictured the characters as the actors... and I agree, I wasn't all about Twi-Jacob. But NM Jacob had me worried about meeting Chris Hansen for a while... <br><br>As for "grown men" disgustedly passing judgement on those of us Twifans that lusted after "underage boys", I would looooove to see the porn in their mind's eye when Britney Spears hit the scene 10 years ago... <br><br>Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYCOB!!! Just don't be offended if I slip and call you "Edward" when we're "doing it", my husband wasn't. :)<br><br>www.twilightdetox.blogspot.com<br>Check it out if you don't mind...haven't kept up with it much, but will write more soon...twilight_of_my_lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04008581621854538072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44145753139818762942011-04-29T10:47:13.475-04:002011-04-29T10:47:13.475-04:00I love all thisI love all thisJustin Bieberhttp://justinbiebershrine.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29224423310948300402010-04-12T13:34:09.339-04:002010-04-12T13:34:09.339-04:00That was frickin hilarious and I wish I foudn it s...That was frickin hilarious and I wish I foudn it sooner..... from a former but not totally reformed Edwarddict still lusting after Rob, team Switzerland.... Taylor is simply mouth watering delicious and I want to bite his big ol' pouty innocent looking bottom lip. what? its legal!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49356462697792135062010-02-12T16:00:56.911-05:002010-02-12T16:00:56.911-05:00STY, there should be a permanent disclaimer NOT to...STY, there should be a permanent disclaimer NOT to eat or drink while reading this blog. God did you ever hit the mark on that doll!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70109355889233778582010-02-11T23:22:50.133-05:002010-02-11T23:22:50.133-05:00I love all thisI love all thisJustin Bieberhttp://justinbiebershrine.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64772085095424948502010-02-11T21:12:50.494-05:002010-02-11T21:12:50.494-05:00LOL! I meant Rob looks manly and a BIT hairy - no...LOL! I meant Rob looks manly and a BIT hairy - not a BIG hairy. Just another case of sexlexia for me!StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39529958067504533482010-02-11T21:11:20.759-05:002010-02-11T21:11:20.759-05:00Adam Lambert/Glee Kid analogy: PERFECT! The doll...Adam Lambert/Glee Kid analogy: PERFECT! The doll freaks me out.<br /><br />I'm like many of the chicks here and have absolutely NO attraction to Taycob. <br /><br />In the books, I liked the character of Jacob. He reminded me of some of the boys in high school who thought they had a chance, but didn't really. He was immature and demanding, just like a 15 year-old boy would be.<br /><br />Taylor totally won big time in New Moon with his performance. But I agree with Stan about the neck - it's really long and disproportionate. Plus, the nostrils creep me out a little.<br /><br />Overall - he's a kid, and looks it. RPatts at least looks manly and a big hairy. Can Taycob even grow facial hair?StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59742248377713974472010-02-11T20:50:39.275-05:002010-02-11T20:50:39.275-05:00@Edwardrules- I loved the Demi/Ashton analogy! It...@Edwardrules- I loved the Demi/Ashton analogy! It's soooo right!Kelekianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8200077249484272942010-02-11T18:17:34.469-05:002010-02-11T18:17:34.469-05:00Aww, I love the photo with the "I'm a Big...Aww, I love the photo with the "I'm a Big Kid Now" Awesome! Taylor is sweet as pie, and so adorable, and nice to look at for sure, but honestly..........I think he plays for the other team... there I said it (dodges rotten tomatoes).Abi Normalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08471513267155838535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14196957893652231632010-02-11T18:15:21.870-05:002010-02-11T18:15:21.870-05:00Hello all!
I am trying to be a better Twilight fa...Hello all!<br /><br />I am trying to be a better Twilight fan and not just a lurker on this particular blog... so what better time to start than a post about Tay-Tay's "coming of age"? :)<br /><br />I guess I am more of a whore than most of you, because I while I am a definite Rob devotee... I dabble in outrageously vivid daydreams (and if I'm lucky, night dreams) about Edward (of course), but also Charlie, Carlisle, recently Emmett and yes... Taycob. <br /><br />Since I saw Twilight before I read it, I have always pictured the characters as the actors... and I agree, I wasn't all about Twi-Jacob. But NM Jacob had me worried about meeting Chris Hansen for a while... <br /><br />As for "grown men" disgustedly passing judgement on those of us Twifans that lusted after "underage boys", I would looooove to see the porn in their mind's eye when Britney Spears hit the scene 10 years ago... <br /><br />Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYCOB!!! Just don't be offended if I slip and call you "Edward" when we're "doing it", my husband wasn't. :)<br /><br />www.twilightdetox.blogspot.com<br />Check it out if you don't mind...haven't kept up with it much, but will write more soon...twilight_of_my_lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04008581621854538072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66374687442772510742010-02-11T16:49:07.435-05:002010-02-11T16:49:07.435-05:00@ Totally Inappropriate:
Video of the RPattz wet ...@ Totally Inappropriate:<br /><br />Video of the RPattz wet in new "Remember Me" video.<br /><br />http://www.sawfnews.com/Entertainment/62666.aspx<br /><br />He even looks hot covered in spaghetti...sigh.'ShroomRaviolinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36986974588076596222010-02-11T13:50:54.908-05:002010-02-11T13:50:54.908-05:00Hilarious Post! I can just imagine the collective ...Hilarious Post! I can just imagine the collective sigh of relief that will be heard tomorrow!<br /><br />STY- you may want to add a disclaimer that you are in no way advocating for the kidnapping of Rpattz in case a Twitarded fan actually does kidnap him. That way they cannot use as their defense = STY and JJ made me do it!!<br /><br />Word verify= tworican. As in a Puerto Rican Twilight fan. Awesome! That's me!Desireehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10462584423026291857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67663740870544010272010-02-11T13:45:54.460-05:002010-02-11T13:45:54.460-05:00@ TJB: That pic was great. Posted it to sis, she&#...@ TJB: That pic was great. Posted it to sis, she's all Team Taycob and now she won't have to feel embarrased about it - although I might think she should anyway...<br /><br />Taylor does nothing for me. I don't like buff. I like'em lean n' mean. And that baby face? I've got 16-year old boys at work (school, that is) who look more manly than Taylor. I'm just sayin'...<br /><br /><br />Anyway, back to Beautiful Bastard *puts on secretary glasses*SwedenSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07092042971381394467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88763157639177603782010-02-11T12:56:27.691-05:002010-02-11T12:56:27.691-05:00@mmMoxie, @Cullenary Curser -- I get the same exac...@mmMoxie, @Cullenary Curser -- I get the same exact vibe about the Taycob. I don't think he knows what team he's on just yet.<br /><br />He really doesn't do it for me. The body is great, and I even love the blinding teeth, but DAMN...I just can't get past that fugly nose. I have to try not to focus on it or it ruins New Moon for me every time.<br /><br />The Lambert/Glee baby made me almost spit out my water. That's too funny.Fat Girl Slimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15415010396867728858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18716225854361845912010-02-11T12:38:58.463-05:002010-02-11T12:38:58.463-05:00the title of this post is a total WIN out of all t...the title of this post is a total WIN out of all the TL-is-18 post titles I've seen. LMAO!WordyDoodleshttp://www.wordydoodles.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56089213963067623602010-02-11T12:26:49.475-05:002010-02-11T12:26:49.475-05:00from the neck up, i can't look at taylor that ...from the neck up, i can't look at taylor that way either. thanks for the hot picture of him though! delicious.<br />rob, on the other hand, i look at that way from head to toe. yummy.<br />hope kstew is appreciating. by the way, i need more juicy gossip about them. i hate for them to be stalked but another hand holding pic would do me wonders.<br /><br />love your blog. <br />meganRobzSingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89085145516411906652010-02-11T12:17:50.759-05:002010-02-11T12:17:50.759-05:00LMAO! I had the same thought about the Jacob doll ...LMAO! I had the same thought about the Jacob doll looking like Adam Lambert - but I was definitely missing the combo with Glee kid to make it spot on.<br /><br />I think Taylor's hot...but he doesn't get me fired up like Rob, that's for sure. Definitely glad that Taylor's legal now, though, for the eye candy sake, but I still kinda feel like a creep ogling him.Kitty Elvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02952669534355451586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34197405839530266832010-02-11T11:45:41.027-05:002010-02-11T11:45:41.027-05:00Siiiigh!! I just can't help myself! Taylors bo...Siiiigh!! I just can't help myself! Taylors body is just so hot!! And now he's legal, so I don't feel like such a perv! Even though the legal age in Michigan is 16!!! Muaaahhaahahaa!! <br />http://thewifelife2010.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74595321892339676472010-02-11T11:26:52.439-05:002010-02-11T11:26:52.439-05:00LMAO!!! Adam Lambert and the gay kid from Glee!!!...LMAO!!! Adam Lambert and the gay kid from Glee!!! That has got to be the funniest thing EVER!!! <br /><br />I love your brain.Cupcake Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10125313266234357951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70460024056335249262010-02-11T10:45:57.484-05:002010-02-11T10:45:57.484-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDklX366QaI&fea...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDklX366QaI&feature=player_embedded<br /><br />I think that speaks for itself LOLBR549https://www.blogger.com/profile/00492557515665434682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65275673038535721562010-02-11T10:17:15.382-05:002010-02-11T10:17:15.382-05:00Yeah - he doesn't do a damn thing for me. At ...Yeah - he doesn't do a damn thing for me. At all. Glad for you ladies that can openly drool over him now.<br /><br />You're right on about the doll.<br /><br />@mmMoxie - I kinda get that feeling too.Cullenary Curserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14425062244966101928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53000032558737786432010-02-11T10:07:31.774-05:002010-02-11T10:07:31.774-05:00Adam Lambert/Glee kid: Hilarious. And disturbing...Adam Lambert/Glee kid: Hilarious. And disturbingly spot on. <br /><br />Sumpin bugs me about Taycob. I think I mostly just feel sorry for him, because he always looks so "third wheel" and out of sorts in pics with Robsten. And I just can't be turned on my something I pity. <br /><br />That said, he did bring it in New Moon and I have nothing but uber platonic love for him.mrsjbreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05762130025394649836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20147272264130259252010-02-11T10:07:08.740-05:002010-02-11T10:07:08.740-05:00Adam Lambert/Glee kid: Hilarious. And disturbing...Adam Lambert/Glee kid: Hilarious. And disturbingly spot on. <br /><br />Sumpin bugs me about Taycob. I think I mostly just feel sorry for him, because he always looks so "third wheel" and out of sorts in pics with Robsten. And I just can't be turned on my something I pity. <br /><br />That said, he did bring it in New Moon and I have nothing but uber platonic love for him.mrsjbreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05762130025394649836noreply@blogger.com