tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7090500974490011396..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: This Is Your Brain on Twilight.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78483768323722343482011-04-29T10:57:32.652-04:002011-04-29T10:57:32.652-04:00Depends on the day.Sometimes I am downright ashame...Depends on the day.<br>Sometimes I am downright ashamed at my lack of productivity. Other times I just want to watch n read n surf and feel them good Twilighty feelings. Or have a good ol fashioned Rub Pattinsomething, IYKWIM.<br>That period during the Britpackroadtrip was the nadir of my A.T. (after twilight) I was hooked on Twitter like a shaky junkie. It was shameful & I'm surprised no one ripped that iPhone out of my hand & made me do actual work.<br>But who am I kidding...I effing love this drug & all my junkie friends. No, I would do it all again.<br>Shit, I wish I could!tankergirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07273324834513880409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13965882295926239342011-04-29T10:57:32.448-04:002011-04-29T10:57:32.448-04:00I wouldn't trade any of this for anything. I r...I wouldn't trade any of this for anything. I remember my life pre-Twilight and post-Twilight is soooooo much better. I don't remember when I last read the books but they are a part of me at this point so they are there whenever I need them. And now I have Fan Fiction to fill the gaps and keep me happy. This is where I am supposed to be and I don't want to be anywhere else... well except maybe FFOORRKKSS 2011!!!!Dangrdafnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17897535694944000582011-04-29T10:57:31.956-04:002011-04-29T10:57:31.956-04:00I fell hard for twilight less than a year ago, fou...I fell hard for twilight less than a year ago, found twitarded shortly there after, which prompted me following you all to Fffffooooorrrrkkkksssss, where I discovered the wonderful world of Twitter after @STY tweeted about me being on my knees in her motel room, since then my journey down the rabbit hole has been nothing but amazing. I have found a wonderful community of like-minded (yup, the twilight mind) amazing women without whom my life would be void of pervy humor and awesome friendship. So, you ask if I would go back to pre-twilight me...my answer is hell-to-the-fuck-no!!! I fluv you all and wouldn't trade you for anything.norcaltwitardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87420941167044514152011-04-29T10:57:31.721-04:002011-04-29T10:57:31.721-04:00I've been a twiaddict for about three years no...I've been a twiaddict for about three years now with no sign of recovery (not that I seek it, I'm happily obsessed). My human memories have faded so I really don't know what I did before twilight. I do remember how it started though. My daughter wanted to read it because all her friends said it was good. I thought a book about vampires was gross but I was bored one evening a decided to read a little of it. I could not put it down. I went to the store to pick up New Moon as soon as I finished it and was transformed. I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Cullen.<br>I must have re-read those books a dozen times each. It got to the point that I could find any quote in a matter of minutes. I was not physically able to go one day without reading, it was like my own brand of heroin. I was a snob about fan fiction at first, I mean how could anything <br>compare to the original? Then some hoor told me to read <br>"the honeymoon, edward's POV" which very nicely filled in <br>the fade to black cock block in BD. That changed everything. Now I can't get enough of the fics and am amazed at all the talented, creative, hilarious women out there who share the addiction.<br><br>My brain on Twilight Is exactly like your illustration. My husband is worn out. I cannot read anything that isn't about Edward & bella. I am full fledged twitarded.likeitlemonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07435055072554665501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10561651958670762852011-04-29T10:57:31.483-04:002011-04-29T10:57:31.483-04:00I just skimmed through the other comments so maybe...I just skimmed through the other comments so maybe I missed it, but...is no one else as creeped the fuck out as I am by that fucking creepshow of a picture of a pregnant Bella?? Dear lord, that is NOT okay. I'm still getting shivers and I laughed while watching Children of the Corn (it seriously takes a lot for me to hit my limit of creepiness). I was not okay watching my baby move around inside me when I was pregnant (it's just fucking weird, people!) and I'm certainly not fucking okay looking at that! I'm going to go hide under a blanket until the shivers die down. Is it wrong that I'm harboring the hope that the Breaking Dawn movie surprises us all by killing off Bella immediately after we get to see some freaky-deaky sexing and before she even announces that she's pregnant? (fingers crossed)Not a Creative Screen Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19567814539551725542011-04-29T10:57:31.224-04:002011-04-29T10:57:31.224-04:00That Twilight brain is pure WIN! You nailed it. I ...That Twilight brain is pure WIN! You nailed it. I finished the books right before the first movie came out and my life has not been the same. When I think about all the things I'm neglecting I start to feel guilty, then I realize I don't care! Life has been way more exciting . . . sadly.oozahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02062447078508594160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78024749729510612382011-04-29T10:57:30.927-04:002011-04-29T10:57:30.927-04:00This is my brain to a T. Quite frankly, I feel lik...This is my brain to a T. Quite frankly, I feel like an alcoholic, or any addict. I really do need an intervention. I actually have started missing appointments. I think there's a problem. I wonder if I would get free rehab if I get on the show "Intervention"?SpunkyBookwormhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00002069786488109970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87321974177829653682011-04-29T10:57:30.720-04:002011-04-29T10:57:30.720-04:00My brain used to look like that but my Twiobsessio...My brain used to look like that but my Twiobsession is waning :-( I used to read so much fanfiction I couldn't keep my Edwards straight and I checked multiple websites all the time. Hell I bought Eclipse the day it came out but I haven't even watched it yet...not even the special features!!!!!! The only thing that I cling to is Twitarded! I love you gals so much!!!!!!!!! (and Going Down and 15 Step when they are updated) I religiously read your posts every night before I go to sleep and I never want to lose that part my my Twibrain.spaztasticmaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66597912819187799882011-04-29T10:57:29.981-04:002011-04-29T10:57:29.981-04:00OMG! I feel the exact same way! My obsession start...OMG! I feel the exact same way! My obsession started after Twilight left the theater. I was so sick of hearing about this movie. I didn’t want anything to do with it at all. AT ALL! Then one day I was like you know, I need to check this out. I could be missing something. So I got the movie from Netflix. Watched it and got the books from my aunt the very next day. A week later I was done with the books and was like WTF do I do now? Well, of course, you read the damn books again cause you read them so fast the 1st time you coulda missed something. Then I was seriously like WTF now? I need more Edward and Bella! MORE DAMNIT! So I got on IMDB, the New Moon board and learned all about this crazy fandom. I started reading fanfic and made friends who I talk to on twitter, on a daily basis. My husband is still waiting for this "obsession" to go away. I don’t think it ever will. I think this series has changed my life. Is that sad to say? At least I'm not alone though. It seems that you all feel the same way. I was nodding my head the whole time I was reading this article. And that brain diagram that you made, SPOT ON my friend SPOT ON! I have learned about my inner perv thanks to fanfic! <br><br>I wouldn’t change a cotton-picking-fcking thing except, I think my husband needs to take a hike. Does it seem to anyone else that this fandom has brought about marital problems? Maybe that could be the next topic for this blog. I would love to see how marriage statistics have changed since Twilight came out.Dixielou143http://www.blogger.com/profile/07733268305044162970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51324563555769002452011-04-29T10:57:29.163-04:002011-04-29T10:57:29.163-04:00Oh LKW. I can't believe its going to be 2 year...Oh LKW. I can't believe its going to be 2 years for me in May as well! I was actually just trying to think of what the hell I wasted my time doing before I found Twilight which then turned into an all encompassing need for Robert Pattinson.<br><br>Seriously! What did I do? Was I actually successful at work? I have no idea. Its like a black hole of Rob & fanfic. <br><br>Either way I always check in with Twitarded :) love you ladies!robsbeaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09160742269547180985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65518214640965713332011-04-29T10:57:28.973-04:002011-04-29T10:57:28.973-04:00Okay, I'm not lying when I say I have a twi-br...Okay, I'm not lying when I say I have a twi-brain but it's mainly a Rob-brain at this point. I think I love Rob more than Twilight. *gasp*<br><br>Either way, Twilight will ALWAYS be a part of me.HG from Trueblood Twilighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21994607467201337292011-04-29T10:57:28.346-04:002011-04-29T10:57:28.346-04:00It's been a little over 2 years since I made t...It's been a little over 2 years since I made the leap. I used to read regularly, but shit still got done as needed. Then I was introduced to Twilight and shit stopped getting done. I also thought it was a phase and once I got all the books out of the way I could move on...never happened. I read the books and then figured I would be ok waiting for the movies, but I'm not. I read fanfic like my life depends on that shit,and I'm always on blogs and whatever else I can get my hands on. My house used to get cleaned every single fucking day and now it's like 3x a week and that's on a lucky week. I'll tell myself that it's only for a little while than I'll do my shit for the day, but by the time I look away from the computer, its like 4 a.m. WTF....how the fuck does that happen?? Do I regret it?? HELL NO....I love Twilight and the feelings I get from all the fanfic, pics, blogs, and everything. I feel like I have something in my life for me..you know? And god knows I could use that shit!!Lizzynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83083074998059217442011-04-29T10:57:27.896-04:002011-04-29T10:57:27.896-04:00I read the entire series while on mat leave in 200...I read the entire series while on mat leave in 2008 - in less than a week! Then I read it again, and again, and again...I'm really surprised my child actually got fed and diapers changed LOL! Then the obsession began...and I began to discover who out of my friends had read the series and we would whisper about it in frantic, passionate whispers at work...then the 1st movie came out and it was all over from there!GTA Twihard Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13872734024564479861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36556396234420733612011-04-29T10:57:27.245-04:002011-04-29T10:57:27.245-04:00Oh wow! We just HAD to blogg this. You guys rock!Oh wow! We just HAD to blogg this. You guys rock!Swedish Twilightmomshttp://www.twilightmoms.senoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74050095500191325602011-01-06T14:24:13.446-05:002011-01-06T14:24:13.446-05:00Oh wow! We just HAD to blogg this. You guys rock!Oh wow! We just HAD to blogg this. You guys rock!Swedish Twilightmomshttp://www.twilightmoms.senoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1017376687802197392011-01-06T12:06:16.538-05:002011-01-06T12:06:16.538-05:00that first brain diagram is ridiculously offensive...that first brain diagram is ridiculously offensive. i cannot believe you actually think that describes women 'to a t'. how unbelievably irritating of you to perpetuate such a stereotype. and as a woman yourself!<br /><br />huh. unless you're actually a man. and a pretty dickish one at that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41516786291100431202011-01-04T21:22:24.076-05:002011-01-04T21:22:24.076-05:00That Twilight brain looks very familiar...
I gues...That Twilight brain looks very familiar...<br /><br />I guess it's been about a year since I finished BD. I have a habit of turning any conversation to something Twilight. I'm forever quoting the movies, much to the(mild)annoyance of my son.Tioliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00259015315374213589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89229046214725180582011-01-04T21:07:54.697-05:002011-01-04T21:07:54.697-05:00Been 2 years since I finished the series. Still t...Been 2 years since I finished the series. Still think about Twilight every day, mostly thanks to your kind who keep me coming back for more! And new RPattz films! Considering we ended up in marriage counseling over Twilight, sometimes I wish I'd never read it, but most times I'm all too happy to lose myself in it when life is kicking me in the ass.edwardrulesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58067777684043034272011-01-04T20:45:55.078-05:002011-01-04T20:45:55.078-05:00Actually it will be 2 years ago this week that I g...Actually it will be 2 years ago this week that I gobbled up all 4 books. Your Twilight Brain is pretty close to mine. And you know...I wouldn't change a thing about it. It got me through my parents divorce and my best friends death. Honestly, I don't remember anything else about 2009 besides those 2 horrors and Twilight. <br />Cat hearts Twilight 4everCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02992406365041984926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85356248716614861112011-01-04T20:35:12.452-05:002011-01-04T20:35:12.452-05:00we are pathetic aren't we?i'm trying to ob...we are pathetic aren't we?i'm trying to obstinate but still....i'm leading a normal life but i go back for my robdose once in a while.of course i'm fb and twitter-linked to get all the news but i don't blog anymore.i think that was the life-eating ''thing'' about me; blogging all day long.but like bella in nm i'm terrified to forget!<br />we cannot go back now my bitches!<br />but i would not change it a bit!<br /><br />To all my fellow twiaddicts:love,peace &twilight forever!Efihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04501285659490932648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31509982369518667472011-01-04T20:06:14.059-05:002011-01-04T20:06:14.059-05:00I read the entire series while on mat leave in 200...I read the entire series while on mat leave in 2008 - in less than a week! Then I read it again, and again, and again...I'm really surprised my child actually got fed and diapers changed LOL! Then the obsession began...and I began to discover who out of my friends had read the series and we would whisper about it in frantic, passionate whispers at work...then the 1st movie came out and it was all over from there!GTA Twihard Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13872734024564479861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18737045245510088382011-01-04T19:53:13.532-05:002011-01-04T19:53:13.532-05:00That LKW is always in my head...that might as well...That LKW is always in my head...that might as well be a cross-section of my brain on a microscope slide.<br /><br />I started reading Twilight in Dec. of '07 people....yep that is just over three years ago. I did finally stop re-reading the books over and over about two years ago...thanks to fanfic....and then I found Twitarded in March of '09....then all was right in the world.<br /><br />Sigh.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54337913593438335952011-01-04T16:44:33.388-05:002011-01-04T16:44:33.388-05:00@norcaltwitard and @dangrdafne,
I agree with both ...@norcaltwitard and @dangrdafne,<br />I agree with both of you ladies. I am a romantic at heart and the whole idea that there is a "soulmate" out there for me makes me wonder why I chose the road I did. Why did I choose Mike Newton when I could have my Edward? It's just opened up a lot of questions in my head and in turn caused problems.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63752157363671759912011-01-04T16:17:50.189-05:002011-01-04T16:17:50.189-05:00Wow...looks like I'm relatively new to the add...Wow...looks like I'm relatively new to the addiction we all seem to share. I first read the books this past May (2010). I'm a huge True Blood fan & thought sparkly vamps were ridiculous!!!<br /><br />I was studying for my nursing state boards & the day before I finally picked up Twilight & read it (my sister was basically shoving it down my throat)...needless to say I panicked when it was over since I didn't have the rest of the books!! I got them & read all 4 books in 4 days....I didn't eat or sleep. I watched Twilight, New Moon, & luckily Eclipse was just coming out so it was awesome not having to wait long to see the movies..........don't know how you guys do it - don't know how I'm gonna survive waiting for BD!!! I also don't know how I passed my nursing exam..but I did :)<br /><br />I soon discovered FFN & my life has definitely not been the same!! My sis & I are absolutely addicted to Robward/FFN/Twilight & it's awesome having someone to share this crazy obsession with! <br /><br />I wouldn't change a thing but as someone mentioned earlier on here...I do feel bad for not being as productive on my days off. But...oh well, Rob owns my ass now!!Nessanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85229375218317631182011-01-04T15:28:30.234-05:002011-01-04T15:28:30.234-05:00It's funny, because I feel like Twilight has b...It's funny, because I feel like Twilight has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember... I don't even remember what it was like before Twilight! But honestly, I only read the books for the first time in July 2009! That's only like 1.5 years ago! I watched the movie for the first time immediately after finishing the first book -- also in July 2009. It's crazy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.com