tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7104088971541053585..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: When I Get Fired, I'll Have More Time For Twilight!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66615826376074711782011-04-29T10:47:57.417-04:002011-04-29T10:47:57.417-04:00Oh my god! I was reading this and getting all nerv...Oh my god! I was reading this and getting all nervous for you. I think I would have shit myself there and then.. God, your heart must have been in your mouth.<br><br>As for Becks - Nah! Looks like he's wearing a cup in those underpants either that or he's forgotten to take out the cardboard. <br><br>Oh and his bloody voice sounds as if he's holding his nose, bless him. <br><br>But and I say but, he is supposed to be very generous with giving alot to charity, especially kids ones.. So can't bust his balls in the air for that! haha<br><br>:DLimey_1996http://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84270345443536813292011-04-29T10:47:53.793-04:002011-04-29T10:47:53.793-04:00im having sucha shitty day, and that post just ch...im having sucha shitty day, and that post just cheered me the fuck up!I Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35547640481024803052011-04-29T10:47:53.176-04:002011-04-29T10:47:53.176-04:00Hmm.... now those are some nice rock-hard abs c: H...Hmm.... now those are some nice rock-hard abs c: How many are there? 20? Even his pecks have abs! <br>ohbby~ ;p<br><br><br>http://lookatmybackpages.blogspot.com/Brigitte Dionnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14886662855050236414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36835215196514668482011-04-29T10:47:52.431-04:002011-04-29T10:47:52.431-04:00OK, I just had a client meeting and I went all Twi...OK, I just had a client meeting and I went all Twilight on her... letting my addiction just spill out onto the table like nobody's business! Oh the horror! She was really cool about it and even entertained the thought of reading it! So if I accomplished anything with that little slip, I may have recruited one more 35+ over to the dark side. Mwaahahaha.Latchkey Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43509197875021124212011-04-29T10:47:51.937-04:002011-04-29T10:47:51.937-04:00Snarky here, checking in during an official lunch-...Snarky here, checking in during an official lunch-timey moment - for once - so i can't stay long...<br><br>i am glad (and horrified for all of us) that so many of you have been there/done that. or at least came close and relate. i REALLY need to be more careful!<br><br>that said, this day has been very absent of JJ and i think i may be going through twi-bff-withdrawal - i keep looking at my inbox, noting its utter lack of anything good and/or entertaining, and sighing despondently... {{{sigh}}} <br><br>but, at least for the moment, i still have my job, and am mulling over the knowledge that it could have been much, much, MUCH worse. i mean seriously, wtf have i been thinking, with these kinds of conversations on worky email?! eek! got a little cocky there for a while i did... <br><br>ok back to my "amy's" frozen meal and the grind. WHAAA!!! (yeah yeah better send the whaaaambulance, stat...)<br><br>: )<br><br>oh and for the record, that incident yesterday did almost kill me, definitely took several years off my life and added a few gray hairs, and made me feel like someone had attached my insides to a cinder-block which they then pushed over a cliff. ack... i think i spotted a new wrinkle or five this morning...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58516634903243157522011-04-29T10:47:51.434-04:002011-04-29T10:47:51.434-04:00ohhhh noooooooooo! i accidentally sent a nasty tex...ohhhh noooooooooo! i accidentally sent a nasty text about someone to who i thought was a different friend. i sent the person the text was about the text message! does that make sense? well, it was EMBARRASSING to say the LEAST!T.I.http://www.wtforks.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82439294214604568442010-08-10T19:44:38.154-04:002010-08-10T19:44:38.154-04:00"And nobody likes getting smacked in the face..."And nobody likes getting smacked in the face with balls." .....unless those balls belong to RPatz. :pJaymes805https://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51269277795235193212009-08-13T12:04:01.525-04:002009-08-13T12:04:01.525-04:00@T.I. - oh brother - yup, been there! i think i re...@T.I. - oh brother - yup, been there! i think i really need to use the "if your not comfortable with the idea of EVERYONE you know reading it, don't text or eemail it ('cause you never know!).<br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82710112829169836892009-08-12T19:40:04.066-04:002009-08-12T19:40:04.066-04:00ohhhh noooooooooo! i accidentally sent a nasty tex...ohhhh noooooooooo! i accidentally sent a nasty text about someone to who i thought was a different friend. i sent the person the text was about the text message! does that make sense? well, it was EMBARRASSING to say the LEAST!T.I.http://www.wtforks.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54277932711920458502009-07-31T10:11:54.633-04:002009-07-31T10:11:54.633-04:00WARNING: EXPLICIT
It really depends on whose ball...WARNING: EXPLICIT<br /><br />It really depends on whose balls exactly, would be smacking you in the face.<br /><br />I'd have to say if you were by chance 69ing a certain succulent, sexy, copper haired, 23 yr old, moonlighting vampire. You just may not mind a little balls slapping at your face all that much. Am I right? or right?<br /><br />Fuck that, I'm right! I'm going to daydreaming about that all day! Robward balls...Scarlet Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13078193350437364512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-708673847128378612009-07-29T22:58:39.541-04:002009-07-29T22:58:39.541-04:00So does this mean no FSE at work?So does this mean no FSE at work?Fire Crotchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05852286137259699628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8558110104146572782009-07-29T22:30:05.277-04:002009-07-29T22:30:05.277-04:00Yesterday I had to make a presentation and I '...Yesterday I had to make a presentation and I 'almost' walked into a board room meeting with my clients (aka men aged 70+) with Wetward on my desktop...ohhh that could have end so AKWARD!! Thank goodness I remembered!<br /><br />I love that we all have plans to stock BK!!! I'm so hoping the make toys for the kids meal! I feel extra Twitard writing that last line.Track 10noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18601701041731902832009-07-29T22:26:33.593-04:002009-07-29T22:26:33.593-04:00"will get something up soon"...? Next to..."will get something up soon"...? Next to the Becks photo? C'mon! Now I must go find Kill Pussycat video or get my mind out of the wrong damn gutter!<br /><br />PS - I'll be patient:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69077925261186036922009-07-29T21:56:01.337-04:002009-07-29T21:56:01.337-04:00@Suzspetals - [hangs head in shame] I know! We...@Suzspetals - [hangs head in shame] I know! We're dying to, ahem, play with FSE but things have been crazy. We promise, promise, promise that we will get something up soon. <br /><br />Either that or they will be a whole lot of finger pointing going on.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19620497684257771042009-07-29T21:50:13.089-04:002009-07-29T21:50:13.089-04:00@Anon - Manscaped? I LOVE that word and must find ...@Anon - Manscaped? I LOVE that word and must find a conversation to casually insert it into asap!<br /><br />STY & JJ - I'm sorry for the work trauma and audits but, um, where the hell are FSE photos? I saw a tease the other day and can't wait to see what your twisted little minds come up with! (And I know I'm not the only one.) That, and I really don't want to look at Becks' unnatural bulge any longer. Blech.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43244015955411250462009-07-29T17:08:34.807-04:002009-07-29T17:08:34.807-04:00once the crowns come out, im gonna get a bunch and...once the crowns come out, im gonna get a bunch and take them to the paintball field, and tell the ladies that play there to pick one, then proceed to light-the-fuck-up any one wearing a team jacob one!!! Team Edward for the win!!!!<br /><br /><br />ooo and yes i play paintball<br /><br />i guess cutting datfood out of my diet wont work untill i get my hands on these crowns...... do u think they'll have twilight inspired kids meal toys?? id buy kids meal then..... shit i sumtiems still doI Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76267057923996365552009-07-29T16:51:49.131-04:002009-07-29T16:51:49.131-04:00Oh my you've all been making me giggle like a ...Oh my you've all been making me giggle like a jerk all day. I've unfortunately been up to my tits in auditing stuff. <br /><br />Not having STY to email back and forth just sucks. Waaaahhhh!!! <br /><br />That being said, I have sent stuff to my boss's boss that was intended to go to STY so I know how she feels. Except that no one in my company is particularly conservative and they just chalked it up to me being stupid and getting caught. <br /><br />Oh, and I've already staked out all the BKs in a five block radius of my job and plan on hitting as many as I can. When do those crowns come out again?<br /><br />I've also enlisted the help of coworkers who are, amazingly, quite willing to indulge me in my addiction. (Is that even English? WTF? I'm going home, I can't take it)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58213605767664747532009-07-29T16:44:12.162-04:002009-07-29T16:44:12.162-04:00The first person to get their hands on the Burger ...The first person to get their hands on the Burger King crown MUST rise to the challenge of turning into "The Panty Melting Crown" - you ALL know it <i>must</i> be done!<br /><br />word verification = "crypin"<br /><br />"crypin' hell the day sure does drag when I don't have JJ, you guys, and Twi-bloggy good times to keep me entertained!!"Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44421147628166059782009-07-29T16:35:05.738-04:002009-07-29T16:35:05.738-04:00Oh too funny, I just finished my Amy's frozen ...Oh too funny, I just finished my Amy's frozen lunch reading this post... and I too have mild horror stories that make me squirm to remember. <br /><br />You got away with it, enjoy that drink, you need it. Mr. Spice is slick as hell and doesn't do it for me either. Not even close. R. Pattz wins that smackdown hands down.Tatianahttp://www.mycoldprairie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33398068279270800552009-07-29T15:26:46.741-04:002009-07-29T15:26:46.741-04:00OK - so I've been a "lurker" for mon...OK - so I've been a "lurker" for months - quietly laughing and enjoying the debacle and shenanigans that go on here - but i ACTUALLY SNORTED OUT LOUD today - and a lot, I might add. That post could have been written by me - not as witty, of couse. Thanks for hurting my stomach muscles everyday with your posts. You two ROCK!Tammynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41793315921058226442009-07-29T14:45:03.695-04:002009-07-29T14:45:03.695-04:00OK, I just had a client meeting and I went all Twi...OK, I just had a client meeting and I went all Twilight on her... letting my addiction just spill out onto the table like nobody's business! Oh the horror! She was really cool about it and even entertained the thought of reading it! So if I accomplished anything with that little slip, I may have recruited one more 35+ over to the dark side. Mwaahahaha.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34338064403045729712009-07-29T13:18:49.290-04:002009-07-29T13:18:49.290-04:00Snarky here, checking in during an official lunch-...Snarky here, checking in during an official lunch-timey moment - for once - so i can't stay long...<br /><br />i am glad (and horrified for all of us) that so many of you have been there/done that. or at least came close and relate. i REALLY need to be more careful!<br /><br />that said, this day has been very absent of JJ and i think i may be going through twi-bff-withdrawal - i keep looking at my inbox, noting its utter lack of anything good and/or entertaining, and sighing despondently... {{{sigh}}} <br /><br />but, at least for the moment, i still have my job, and am mulling over the knowledge that it could have been much, much, MUCH worse. i mean seriously, wtf have i been thinking, with these kinds of conversations on worky email?! eek! got a little cocky there for a while i did... <br /><br />ok back to my "amy's" frozen meal and the grind. WHAAA!!! (yeah yeah better send the whaaaambulance, stat...)<br /><br />: )<br /><br />oh and for the record, that incident yesterday did almost kill me, definitely took several years off my life and added a few gray hairs, and made me feel like someone had attached my insides to a cinder-block which they then pushed over a cliff. ack... i think i spotted a new wrinkle or five this morning...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75911619061302847542009-07-29T12:53:43.795-04:002009-07-29T12:53:43.795-04:00im having sucha shitty day, and that post just ch...im having sucha shitty day, and that post just cheered me the fuck up!I Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78782106953108762732009-07-29T12:39:26.184-04:002009-07-29T12:39:26.184-04:00Yup, becks is fugly. Far too manscaped for my lik...Yup, becks is fugly. Far too manscaped for my liking. The first time I heard his voice I couldn't stop laughing. Rpattz can def melt panties. Yummmmm.<br /><br />WV: comers - too. many. jokes! <br />I nearly spit my lunch out at my laptop (also not a good thing to do whilst at work)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1405701402516141102009-07-29T12:34:17.379-04:002009-07-29T12:34:17.379-04:00Oh my god! I was reading this and getting all nerv...Oh my god! I was reading this and getting all nervous for you. I think I would have shit myself there and then.. God, your heart must have been in your mouth.<br /><br />As for Becks - Nah! Looks like he's wearing a cup in those underpants either that or he's forgotten to take out the cardboard. <br /><br />Oh and his bloody voice sounds as if he's holding his nose, bless him. <br /><br />But and I say but, he is supposed to be very generous with giving alot to charity, especially kids ones.. So can't bust his balls in the air for that! haha<br /><br />:DLimey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.com