tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7168931094206258836..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: What Happens When "A Case of the Mondays" Extends Beyond, Well, MondaySnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10452752056537897602011-07-01T23:46:25.758-04:002011-07-01T23:46:25.758-04:00Seriously! I'm in Portland, Maine (love Maine...Seriously! I'm in Portland, Maine (love Maine!)...hate all other drivers on the road...can they not see my "I drive like a Cullen" bumper sticker (right next to my "Be Safe" decal-no, I don't mean you moron drivers) and get out of my way!! If one more person waves at me to slow down I will get those bumper-mounted cannons and use them!MsSharrahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21051881854483858762011-07-01T15:46:32.661-04:002011-07-01T15:46:32.661-04:00I left work early on MOnday because I was afraid I...I left work early on MOnday because I was afraid I was going to hurt someone. Then I had to have an emergency counseling session to deal with my lack of anger management this week. Please tell me this will pass and it is because of some stupid planets that we can blast out of the sky so it never happens again!!<br /><br />Statement of the week by the way:<br /><br />Boys are stupid.<br /><br /><br />Statement of life:<br /><br />There are no men, only boys.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59561915336494325912011-07-01T00:07:21.993-04:002011-07-01T00:07:21.993-04:00Well balls...I'm late (but not really) to the ...Well balls...I'm late (but not really) to the party again. I really need to make you guys my bedtime ritual again. *note to self* <br /><br />I haven't been obscenely bitchy, but I have noticed an excess of shark bait around the way. If the moon is in my anus, I haven't been feeling the effects, but many have. I've mostly been hiding under cover or offering a shoulder to soak. Wish I could make it better...In theory.<br /><br />I honestly have nothing to contribute except my obsession over the last pic provided. *flicks bean* Yessah.....Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16802091766549580722011-06-29T14:46:48.020-04:002011-06-29T14:46:48.020-04:00People in my neighborhood are very fond of leaving...People in my neighborhood are very fond of leaving broken glass on the sidewalk as well. My poor puppy is always dodging beer bottles when we go for a walkspaztasticmaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84867589206975931282011-06-29T14:38:39.698-04:002011-06-29T14:38:39.698-04:00I'm totally gonna have JJ give you a smack for...I'm totally gonna have JJ give you a smack for that total tool parking job - lol... (but I still love you!)Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45263040201526716552011-06-29T13:40:18.188-04:002011-06-29T13:40:18.188-04:00I just finished my cycle and I am cranky as shit. ...I just finished my cycle and I am cranky as shit. I usually don't do cranky. Something is messed up in the universe. Honestly the only thing that rights me these days are you people/my friends, my puppy, and The Precious. Yep. Better than Xanax...er,just marginally....okay it's a wash. :PVitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84851139930745205012011-06-29T11:46:46.227-04:002011-06-29T11:46:46.227-04:00I don't have the excuse of the monthly cycle (...I don't have the excuse of the monthly cycle (for now) but I have another, at least as good excuse to be hormonal and bitchy. Currently on my sh*t list: <br />- People who insist that I ask the doctor *one more time* to be sure I'm not having twins (thankfully, only a few people have done this so I haven't junk-punched anyone yet... but it's coming).<br />- People who call me to ask sixteen stupid questions from a work ad I have posted, when all questions can easily be answered by reading the ad. Why do I have to take the time to answer your asinine questions when you can't take the time to read the ad?<br />- Politicians. In general. Campaign season starts way too early in this country. What, it takes you a year and a half to prove that you're just another empty suit who will pander to the masses to get reelected?<br />- Clutter, stacks of paper, and clutter again. I have been throwing away stuff like crazy but I swear it multiples when I'm sleeping. Agggghh.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76984376429658593812011-06-29T10:45:23.809-04:002011-06-29T10:45:23.809-04:00@Twilight Junkie - if all our cycles fall on the s...@Twilight Junkie - if all our cycles fall on the same time of the month, this world is screwed.<br /><br />And Roadhouse reference FTMFW!!!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52285114064614824042011-06-29T08:54:15.530-04:002011-06-29T08:54:15.530-04:00@LKW - FLOVE the Roadhouse mention! Man that Patr...@LKW - FLOVE the Roadhouse mention! Man that Patrick Swayze was good looking back in the day! (I had a thing for Patrick - aka Johnny Castle back when I was a kid.) ;-)<br /><br />I hate people that litter. Is it SO HARD to just keep it in your car until you get from point A to point B?? I do it all the time! As for the doggie poop people...I hate picking up dog crap (I gag every time) but I don't have a dog so I don't usually have to worry about it.Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66491406144140891372011-06-29T07:59:16.104-04:002011-06-29T07:59:16.104-04:00@Nifer -- Oooooh, don't even get me started on...@Nifer -- Oooooh, don't even get me started on the dog shit! Granted, I do live in a rural town where the pooper scooper law isn't really enforced. I have one dog that refuses to poo outside her own yard and my other dog will only poop in the woods. My hubs and I are constantly yelling out "POOP" to warn the other when a pile is present. <br /><br />@Pimpy -- Welcome back bb! We've missed you here 'round these parts. Sorry to hear about your job...that blows. Can you imagine if Twitards were the litter police? No one would dare so much as to flick their cigarette ash on the ground!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88551181807326064822011-06-29T07:10:03.656-04:002011-06-29T07:10:03.656-04:00LKW, You're a genius!!!! This is the best sol...LKW, You're a genius!!!! This is the best solution for debt reduction I've seen yet. So they don't want to raise the debt limit, huh? Let's fine those fuckers who litter!!! I love it. Maybe we Twitards can volunteer for the job, and that way we can take all our anger out on litterers. DID YOU LEAVE THIS HERE?! DID YOU?? <b>DID YOU????</b><br /><br />Seriously, you're a genius.Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59945397114671642342011-06-28T23:23:34.476-04:002011-06-28T23:23:34.476-04:00Yep. Some days life sux. But that picture was ni...Yep. Some days life sux. But that picture was nice.<br /><br />I think Imma try this. Whenever I feel like I need to cutabitch, Imma just look at The Prettah. (I think I've got something like 1,800 + pictures that automatically downloaded one time when I synced my phone. - Might as well put them to good use!) Yeah. That's the ticket!<br /><br />And lots of Xanax. Just in case.TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26532250823081181132011-06-28T22:47:36.739-04:002011-06-28T22:47:36.739-04:00Can I add people that don't clean up their dog...Can I add people that don't clean up their dog shit- I'm a runner- all Gump style- it's like a GD obstacle course on the park paths! I have taken to wearing a fanny pack full of plastic baggies and bullying people into picking it up. One day I even picked it up for one of these asstards and followed her home. Hubs has a bail fund set aside for when it reaches a Swayze crazy head.Rescue Ninja RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854829961352687062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21327596828483309402011-06-28T22:41:20.471-04:002011-06-28T22:41:20.471-04:00I think Sabrina's right... all of our cycles m...I think Sabrina's right... all of our cycles must be in sync. I'm a bit ragey/staby when I'm PMSing but that's not unusual for the times when I'm not PMSing either.<br /><br />I hear you on the trash thing. I live down the street from a HS and those little assholes leave their trash all over our block. There is a tunnel under the railroad tracks at the opposite end of the block and let me tell you some of the things I've seen littered by those assholes... bottles, candy wrappers, fast food cups/wrappers, the ends of joints, and condoms. I can live with the litter as long as it isn't used condoms *gag*sassykassie1https://www.blogger.com/profile/09169441468950032268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70316896513458793832011-06-28T22:11:35.023-04:002011-06-28T22:11:35.023-04:00Ps..not sure why my blog address came up there..yo...Ps..not sure why my blog address came up there..you'll have to help me fix that..oyeDouble_Dippinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09786421108136642417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67353774729586849902011-06-28T22:09:57.919-04:002011-06-28T22:09:57.919-04:00The moon is in the seventh house...But truly, I he...The moon is in the seventh house...But truly, I hear you.slap a bitch if you need too. I smiled when I saw the Rob pic, he does somehow make everything ok. The trash thing is a little weird, do you have a bunch of drunken teens throwing bottles out the window in your area? I don't even get that, and I'm in the city.lol cheer up buttercup we will soon be chilliaxin with jj in Boston..skaweee love ya.Double_Dippinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09786421108136642417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37437601652313664982011-06-28T21:31:03.459-04:002011-06-28T21:31:03.459-04:00Funny. I've been unusually pissed off lately ...Funny. I've been unusually pissed off lately as well. Maybe all of our cycles have morphed? We certainly spend enough time together for that.<br />Or, maybe since we're all old(ish) menopause is setting in. Just saying...Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.com