tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7176301254354205001..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: When Your S/O Starts to Accept Your Twitarded Friends.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56032179796315548852010-12-10T00:13:32.439-05:002010-12-10T00:13:32.439-05:00I know I'm so late to this party I might as we...I know I'm so late to this party I might as well nit bother, but today is the first day in more than a week that I've had time to read/comment and damn if I'm not gonna. So here goes...thus post and all the comments about supportive SOs actually made me cry. At first hubs was good with my twilight obsession, then when I said I wanted to go to Forks he said "You're fucking crazy." Now, hubs and I are actually seeing a marriage counselor because of the "emotional affair" he says I am having with, wait for it, Edward/Rob.(@JJ- u thought I was kidding about moving into your basement didn't you? Not so much.) So, yeah, to say I am jealous of everyone here with a supportive and/or oblivious/tolerant SO is the understatement of the century.norcaltwitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43579324416268835712010-12-09T18:21:21.083-05:002010-12-09T18:21:21.083-05:00My niece was watching Eclipse again while I was at...My niece was watching Eclipse again while I was at work...My husband texted me: <br /><br />"I saw 2 min of twatlight and there r 2 dudes sleeping together in a tent... "Moonstarfire100https://www.blogger.com/profile/06801660727959668907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79319924962225990062010-12-09T15:40:30.406-05:002010-12-09T15:40:30.406-05:00I am sooo disapointed LKW. Thought you liked being...I am sooo disapointed LKW. Thought you liked being in the closet with me.<br /><br />I know better than to share anything with Hub.I won't give him that power.adonicasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11953121979062954081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77661351243891241902010-12-09T14:06:28.049-05:002010-12-09T14:06:28.049-05:00AHAHAHA My hubby makes up nicknames too: Alien Dav...AHAHAHA My hubby makes up nicknames too: Alien Dave, Kathy with husband, Kathy without husband, etc.<br /><br />BUT he also accepts my twi friends without question. He even makes sure I don't accidentally send @17foreverlisa any wh*le stuff but always points it out to me about her. LOL!!!<br /><br />He has met Living with Edward and her hubby and really enjoyed meeting them. He looked at the Forks pictures and liked the stories. But the biggest coup was he let Mocha come to Forks to meet Chimpsten and all the Twitards. I knew you were all in then!!! LOL!!Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49601406565408235842010-12-08T22:35:00.721-05:002010-12-08T22:35:00.721-05:00Awww, LKW, you're slowly but surely coming out...Awww, LKW, you're slowly but surely coming out of the closet! ;)<br /><br />I love that you have nicknames for your friends because your hubs can't remember names. Mine is the same way. I don't so much give them nicknames, but always immediately follow a name with a brief description like "chick you met at the party who you thought was pretty and liked your joke" or something really random like that. Just enough for him to know who I'm talking about. It's kinda funny. <br /><br />My hubs and I met online and we've always had "online" friends or people who we've met online in the past, so the notion of "online friends" isn't too foreign to us. I'm super thankful for that. He does, however, get a good laugh out of the way that I mostly address people by their handles. <br /><br />GOD I miss FOOOOORKS!AllTwiedUphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04113328745820260970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87680696724901534612010-12-08T20:43:42.678-05:002010-12-08T20:43:42.678-05:00I forgot to mention that whenever I watch one of t...I forgot to mention that whenever I watch one of the Twi-movies Mr. Cat holds out sex on me for a week. *snort* right.Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02992406365041984926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34448963779042875002010-12-08T16:17:05.231-05:002010-12-08T16:17:05.231-05:00My husband hates Twilight, he is insanely jealous ...My husband hates Twilight, he is insanely jealous of Rob and doesn't understand my attraction to Edward at all. He has gone with me to the premieres, but I think it's to keep an eye on me. He confuses me sometimes because he'll start talking shit about how hairy Rob is or how gay Edward is, but then he'll ask questions about the plot of the books and I'm like, I thought you hated this shit. I'm a stay at home mom so he's my enabler and even though he bitches and gets pissy when I buy Twilighty stuff he still hands over the dough. Anytime I get mad at him and go on of my Pms rants he says, " shut up and go call Rob" and I just laugh cause I think it's hilarious how jealous he is. Honestly I think that's what it all comes down to, I don't think he hates Twilight per se seeing as how he does show an interest at times, I think he's just jealous. I just don't understand why.....lizzynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74486694835548504812010-12-08T16:04:35.539-05:002010-12-08T16:04:35.539-05:00Mr TK still hasn't cone to terms with this man...Mr TK still hasn't cone to terms with this mania. I frequently hear him mumbling "longest phase ever." I've assured him this is not a phase & you bitches are here to stay (unless LKW kills us all), but he's in denial. <br /><br />@LKW--Mr TK refers to you as "your main[e] girl." I want a nickname before end of business today, dammit.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39822104272718304222010-12-08T15:34:12.798-05:002010-12-08T15:34:12.798-05:00I pretty much told my husband that I'm not apo...I pretty much told my husband that I'm not apologizing for my Twilight obsession because it's not hurting anything...except his ego. <br />Perhaps if he encouraged my obsession like he first did he might get more lovin'.<br />He was fairly supportive when I was first reading the books and didn't give me much grief when I went to the L.A. Twi-Con but of course he doesn't know I went alone! <br />But these past few months he has been a whiney baby about sex and blames a lot of it on me lovin' The Precious. He was gettin' it more when I was first reading the books but ever since the pouting and his reluctance to dress and look like Edward I'm not tickling the vampsickle like I used to.Twi-Twat Rotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59606758690270915422010-12-08T14:00:21.421-05:002010-12-08T14:00:21.421-05:00My husband tolerates my addiction and hell he'...My husband tolerates my addiction and hell he's even contributed with an Edward pillow for gift once. He refuses to watch any of the movies with me after I dragged him to see Eclipse and he exclaimed it to be the worst movie he's ever seen. Yah, divorce papers were almost filed. With intense counseling we came to an agreement. I get to lust after RPattz and he's allowed Rachel McAdams. Everyone wins. Except maybe poor Rob and Rachel! lolBreebleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870707187966338920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19223486668905002102010-12-08T12:14:28.444-05:002010-12-08T12:14:28.444-05:00I read this part of the post to my husband:
"...I read this part of the post to my husband:<br /><br />"I work with two girls with the same first name - one has nice tits so she's "Top Half" and one has a nice ass so she's "Bottom Half."<br /><br />He found that quite humorous. He and Mr. LKW seem to have so much in common, such as their "fucking innovativeness" when it comes to remembering anything about my life that doesn't involve him, their love for killing large game animals, etc.<br /><br />My hubs puts up with my Twi, Rob and FF addiction because I try to keep it on the DL. VitaminR said it best: who fucking cares, I'm not hurting anyone.Micki_Martinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12818827592430409240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12111897439508991072010-12-08T12:08:27.664-05:002010-12-08T12:08:27.664-05:00@Twi-Twat Rot...i think you and I are "not pu...@Twi-Twat Rot...i think you and I are "not putting out enough" for the same damn man....my hubs hates my obsession with The Precious, tolerates my love for the movies and rolls his eyes at my re-reading of the books...the eye-rolling thing definitely gives me a twitchy palm..laters!obsessed37https://www.blogger.com/profile/02365709363881457998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65698631769011113782010-12-08T11:20:21.912-05:002010-12-08T11:20:21.912-05:00@Twi-Twat Rot - He wrote you a letter? And left i...@Twi-Twat Rot - He wrote you a letter? And left it on your car seat? Huh. I've never heard that one before. If he watched Twilight maybe he would have known to make it a love letter & then perhaps you'd "put out" more??<br /><br />As for the question here today...I have no S/O but I surround myself with good friends that don't harass me about the Twilight thing. In fact a lot of them I have converted to Twitards. LOL! If I could figure out how to make a Twitard oufit / t-shirt of some sort for my horse, I'd take pics & use them for my yearly Christmas cards! Let your freak flags fly my friends! Everyone's got one!Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39518427156378805662010-12-08T11:07:25.737-05:002010-12-08T11:07:25.737-05:00I'll call my husband Mr Ed *giggles to self*.
...I'll call my husband Mr Ed *giggles to self*.<br /><br />The first time I saw Twilight we watched it together, he fell asleep! - I hadn't read the books yet, just had the movie recommended. Mr Ed asked how it ended and I casually suggested we watch it again so he could see for himself, and I could get another eyeful of Robalicious. I asked what he thought he said "It's OK!".<br /><br />I went to NM midnight double feature a few weeks later, (having read all four books and bought Twilight DVD) and he rolled his eyes. But when the DVD arrived he asked to see it, I asked what he thought he said "It's OK!". <br /><br />When I announced a triple feature midnight screening for Eclipse he rolled his eyes, but said if I was "in the mood" when I got home to wake him, I was in the mood alright I was as moist as a dish rag, but too tired @ 3am! <br /><br />He surprised me 2 weeks later announcing that he wanted to see Eclipse on the big screen - he obviously overheard me rabbiting on about the fight scene with Cullens and wolves. I went to see it with him (my 5th time) I asked what he thought he said; "It's OK, is there another one!" <br /><br />He knows I read a blog - he doesn't know that one year down the track I'm faithfully reading several blogs I even comment occasionally, he doesn't know I scan the internet regularly for all things Twilighty, he doesn't know I have a nice little collection of Robporn that I'm desperate to use as my screensaver and/or wallpaper so I can see it every day, but don't for fear of being completely found out, he doesn't know that I think his new silver work car looks like Edward's volvlo and he definately doesn't know that the new his 'n hers lube I got us makes my vag feel cold and tingly and is easier to imagine Edward's sparkly peen is pleasuring me!!!<br /><br />It's like @VitR says who cares, it's not harming anybody, he ain't getting hurt in fact he's getting plenty<br /><br />xxxeds_pianohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11944515582837385759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53543643208885495872010-12-08T10:10:26.667-05:002010-12-08T10:10:26.667-05:00No husband or SO but my dog is totally supportive ...No husband or SO but my dog is totally supportive of my Twi obsession. She's cool like that.<br /><br />w/v: pubme. Pub. Me. Yep, that's where I wish I was right about now.Jacksonstathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08074361689565068951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25233202716001526692010-12-08T10:05:58.633-05:002010-12-08T10:05:58.633-05:00Wow. Mr. Latchkey finally knows about all of this...Wow. Mr. Latchkey finally knows about all of this? You know it's only a matter of time until he stumbles onto the blog. Then are YOU in trouble. <br /><br />Mr. XKR is, and I mean this literally, the most patient man on earth. I love that man. I wouldn't say that he encourages my obsession in any way, but he doesn't make fun of it or try to stop it at all. He rolls his eyes at me sometimes, but with a grin. He gave me no trouble about the Forks trip and I've even got him searching for words for me to use for DML. He puts up with FSE and repeated movie viewings, and even has a basic working knowledge of Twilight facts (apparently he *does* listen!). I will say that he doesn't exactly get to see the full extent of my Twitarded-ness, but I think he'd love me even if I did show him the full-on crazy. But, y'know, I'm clinging to that last shred of dignity with both hands.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86466625268666895962010-12-08T09:10:39.542-05:002010-12-08T09:10:39.542-05:00My hubby's always been amazingly tolerant of m...My hubby's always been amazingly tolerant of my obsessions, and looked at Twilight with detached amusement . . . until I found Twitarded and, thanks to you guys, fanfiction. Once I found new inspiration to jump his bones waaaaay more often, he became a really big fan. He reads the blog regularly -- he'll even say, "did you see Twitarded today" (which annoys me a smidge, since YOU'RE MINE (as 50 would say), but I get over it). He's a huge metrosexual by the way -- loves shopping, clothes, and is helpful with the housework -- so maybe that explains it. He loves you dishy gals. And, as I said, our bedroom life has so spiced up in the past nine months, what's not to like? For Hannukah he got me my very first little vibrator (a pink bunny). Now I understand all y'alls' comments about running out of batteries!! xoxospottysmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10775998507986770941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21507234980485434542010-12-08T07:08:59.220-05:002010-12-08T07:08:59.220-05:00points for Mr. LKW!! Mr. NotSmitten just prefers t...points for Mr. LKW!! Mr. NotSmitten just prefers to ignore it. No fun there.<br /><br />I've now seen two pictures from your lunch and HOLY SHIZ those plates of food are MASSIVE!! (insert dirty comment about size of LKW's mouth here)Smittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30424570480512495402010-12-08T06:25:30.522-05:002010-12-08T06:25:30.522-05:00Dear Dress Girl - Maybe when you said I should thr...Dear Dress Girl - Maybe when you said I should throw a Forks pic in my post, you should have maybe specifically mentioned not to use the one where you nearly show your vagina. Love Me :)sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59407997880269837302010-12-08T05:44:29.964-05:002010-12-08T05:44:29.964-05:00I am quite lucky I guess that Mr EeeGee is very un...I am quite lucky I guess that Mr EeeGee is very understanding, knows all about it - just sat down to watch Eclipse with me last night and lets me go gallivanting off whenever as long as it doesn't affect home life too much.<br /><br />He even called me recently whilst out shopping to ask if I wanted a couple more Twilight posters for my Twilight room? *died on floor*<br /><br />I am the British Girl from @Redilocks 1st comment (squeeeee!) and I am traipsing across the world on my own to meet a whole heck of a lot of my Twitarded friends, which is okay by him, but I'm a little nervous of Redilocks' DH now!!! LMAO!! (just kidding sweetie!)<br /><br />Oh and here's one for ya - he even knows your names!!!!!!!<br /><br />*brag brag* Shit. I think needs a bloody medal doesn't he??? Or at least more sex than he currently gets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70905774196467254932010-12-08T02:03:32.953-05:002010-12-08T02:03:32.953-05:00Jenny never wears pants? Really? Awesome!!
I'...Jenny never wears pants? Really? Awesome!!<br /><br />I'm so happy for you LKW. Eventually, your hubs will learn to accept much more than you ever thought. As I type, my mini E (previously unwelcome) is sitting in our living room, with his Twitarded t shirt on. And, get this, my hubs said he really, really liked the t-shirt! Ha!<br /><br />p.s. just in case you're wondering, it was Dangrdafne who sent my Edward the Twitarded tee.Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84753809484032881592010-12-08T01:57:22.739-05:002010-12-08T01:57:22.739-05:00Mr. TwiTwat recently left me a letter in the seat ...Mr. TwiTwat recently left me a letter in the seat of my car that not only made mention of me not putting out enough, but, and I quote, "that Twilight Shit" had a blurb which set me off more that the two pages FRONT AND BACK that he wrote me. <br />He has never watched the movies and is super jealous of it all. But I told him he can just suck it.Twi-Twat Rotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60651813943613558002010-12-08T01:44:05.120-05:002010-12-08T01:44:05.120-05:00Mr. VitR has a love/hate relationship with my Twit...Mr. VitR has a love/hate relationship with my Twitardedness. He met the Twitarded royalty in Seattle...I heard no complaints. :P My motto: Who the fuck cares...it makes me happy and it harms no one...I mean there hasn't really been guns shot and dead bodies stuffed into chest freezers...yet. XO<br /><br />PS--That is one hot pic of CC/'Hot Mess' and JJ...damn I miss you ladies.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25229159784227897602010-12-08T00:27:43.562-05:002010-12-08T00:27:43.562-05:00I hear ya LKW! When I first started dating the BF...I hear ya LKW! When I first started dating the BF, I fully planned on hiding my Twi-nerdy-ness from him... he doesn't have to know right?? But after seeing my shrine to all things Twilight, I think he may have discovered my secret. Last week he offerend to have a Twilight Marathon when Eclipse came out... I nearly fell off the fucking couch... WHAT??? A Man willing to sit through not one, not two but THREE Twilight movies???<br /><br />YAHTZEE!!!Smashleighnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67134265679505205112010-12-08T00:22:24.553-05:002010-12-08T00:22:24.553-05:00Well, The Bentist is tolerant. He funded my Forks...Well, The Bentist is tolerant. He funded my Forks trip, supported my awesome times, and doesn't make me take my Barbie Edward off of the dresser, where he stands and watches over us during the night. I've even seen him fix Edward's hair and turn his head at times. I like to think that he's keeping my mini-E pretty, but he's probably just fucking with me to see if I'll notice the movements. ...I do. And he knows the names of <i>some</i> of my dearest Twitard loves, which makes me so happy. Before Forks, y'all were just potential murderers and rapists. Now you're just my "twi-chicks." <br /><br />He knew not to buy me Eclipse because he'd probably grab the dvd that doesn't match the set for the sake of a better deal...Smart man. And he is on board with my return Forks trip depending on the date. Our wedding is 9.10.11, so we'll be kind of strapped for cash around that time, JS.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.com