tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7322642493891694882..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Dazzled Into a Stupor By A Magazine Cover. Again.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41357571095632784932011-04-29T10:26:19.098-04:002011-04-29T10:26:19.098-04:00I know I'm a few days behind but I had my own ...I know I'm a few days behind but I had my own twilight related dream and had to share. I dreamt the saga was turned into Twlight on Ice with ice skating vamps and wolves (oh my). My mind must be all about marketability because I also dreamt there was a Twilight related adult beverage which from what I can remember was very sweet (like Edward's breath). I wish I could have dreamt something more erotic but instead I get Cullen icecapades.switzerlandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04267407726287364817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-153284714050932612009-09-06T17:11:52.903-04:002009-09-06T17:11:52.903-04:00I know I'm a few days behind but I had my own ...I know I'm a few days behind but I had my own twilight related dream and had to share. I dreamt the saga was turned into Twlight on Ice with ice skating vamps and wolves (oh my). My mind must be all about marketability because I also dreamt there was a Twilight related adult beverage which from what I can remember was very sweet (like Edward's breath). I wish I could have dreamt something more erotic but instead I get Cullen icecapades.switzerlandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04267407726287364817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31223056424831937922009-09-03T06:49:40.914-04:002009-09-03T06:49:40.914-04:00he is so hot he's painful to look at..
I have...he is so hot he's painful to look at..<br /><br />I have had some dreams of RPatzz..one in particular where we were completely infatuated with each other and I just wanted to get him in the sack<br /><br />pregnancy hormones raging now..Sarah (SA)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60691076299029496942009-09-02T22:07:22.921-04:002009-09-02T22:07:22.921-04:00Now that I have my new fanfic vocabulary I can pro...Now that I have my new fanfic vocabulary I can properly express my sentiments about that pic.<br /><br />It is totes fuckhot and fuckawsome.onoimatwitard2https://www.blogger.com/profile/10390085828551066411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52727553871240707312009-09-02T21:55:52.308-04:002009-09-02T21:55:52.308-04:00Ooooohhhhh hooooohhhhhhh my sex is on fiiiirrre......Ooooohhhhh hooooohhhhhhh my sex is on fiiiirrre... Just been watching the lovely long (hehe) Robward video again, since I can't find that damn yummy magazine here in Ireland. Crap!<br /><br />I forgot I did have a sex dream once, but in true Banshee dream fashion it made absolutely fuck-all sense. It was with a friend who's like a brother to me and my sister, so it was practically incest. He's by no means ugly, but still - ewwwww! *shudders* I need that Rob video again. Maybe if I watch it enough times I'll get lucky in my dreams tonight. Though knowing my luck it'll be with my gay friend from school or something. Sigh.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15649619506044569802009-09-02T18:46:31.692-04:002009-09-02T18:46:31.692-04:00I haven't had my Rob dream yet. I did have a ...I haven't had my Rob dream yet. I did have a sex dream about a fat guy I used to work with. What's up with that? God must hate me.<br /><br />OK.....This is too fucking much! My word verification is "fater"mmMoxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689401841870389325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80280710195455938532009-09-02T18:20:11.640-04:002009-09-02T18:20:11.640-04:00Oooh, that was weird. Saw half a post from JJ and ...Oooh, that was weird. Saw half a post from JJ and then, poof! Gone. Something to look forward to :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15066113238189298872009-09-02T17:31:56.919-04:002009-09-02T17:31:56.919-04:00I saw that picture with Robert saying "If I c...I saw that picture with Robert saying "If I could dream at all, it would be about you" and my breathing stopped, hitched, came out in gasps. How the holy feck can ANYONE be that gosh darn sexy?! ;.; Aw Rob. And blah to the Jacob picture, Lipstick can't hide his hotness either.Koritanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32810216416343640022009-09-02T16:42:54.233-04:002009-09-02T16:42:54.233-04:00i had this awesome response all typed up and my bo...i had this awesome response all typed up and my boss came over and I had to close it. damn. lost it. <br /><br />I have to have that droolworthy magazine STAT. I will find and conquer today and if that means I have to shove people outta my way, I'll do it. If that Robward wet dream making pill was availiable I would so have a script for it in a Hot minute. Oh yeahs. <br /><br />I have had a robward dream once, we were in a banquet room and I kept telling the waiter the room needed to be wider. WTF? Rob said something funny, of which i can't recall, and I know I went all fangirl on him....with the two girls i was with, they totally could have been you crazy biotches! I will be chanting somehting to bring on the sexxxxxay dreams tonight!Christina Padillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06527206193918560138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37350428222493187232009-09-02T15:33:27.490-04:002009-09-02T15:33:27.490-04:00GAH! It's so weird that you talked about your ...GAH! It's so weird that you talked about your Rob dream, because I had an amazing one 2 nights ago... and it was so good I couldn't wipe the stupid smile off my face the whole day yesterday! Let's just say Rob can do great things with his tongue. I woke up feeling exactly like you did and immediately texted the only person I knew wouldn't call me insane and disown me as a friend. And she was jealous. LOL!<br /><br />Good times. :DLovely(Ness)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14864846306529598597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66157164022016859342009-09-02T15:00:32.001-04:002009-09-02T15:00:32.001-04:00ok, don't hate me if i admit something...i hav...ok, don't hate me if i admit something...i have had just one rob dream. and it was NICE. but it was of rob as (gasp) cedric diggory...i blame my subconscious. <br />although, i'm happy to have him in my dreams. no matter which character my brain chooses he inhabit :)<br /><br />-janeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47988148852598531692009-09-02T14:09:07.807-04:002009-09-02T14:09:07.807-04:00I'll admit, I've had multiple Rob dreams m...I'll admit, I've had multiple Rob dreams myself (and in my dream I had multiple... never mind). I remember one time I woke up in the middle and had an incredible urge to just smack my snoring husband in the back of the head (I do love my hubby, really). Anyway, I'm starting to amass a collection of Rob jawporn magazines that would put a teenage boy's Playboy collection to shame. Should I start hiding them from my family under my mattress? <br /><br />(veri word "gooning" - not sure what it means, but it sounds appropriate)TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15374477189981159802009-09-02T14:01:28.666-04:002009-09-02T14:01:28.666-04:00No fair! I have not had a dream about RPattz. Unl...No fair! I have not had a dream about RPattz. Unless that was the reason why I was dry-humping a pillow the other day... <br /><br />I can only assume that STY already has her mitts on a copy of this, since I believe it comes out today and I'm pretty sure her other copy of GQ is in pristine condition. LOL.<br /><br />@Twifixx - Indeed. There are a lot of men out there who need to be thanking RPattz profusely...Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48203351382044182772009-09-02T12:53:06.578-04:002009-09-02T12:53:06.578-04:00I wonder if Rob realizes he's responsible for ...I wonder if Rob realizes he's responsible for a good part of the male population getting laid on a regular basis? One look into those *fuck me eyes* (whoever came up with that expression,yeah, got it right),and BAM, panties explode...brain turns to mush...and you never thought anything so cheesy was possible, but you actually feel a purrrr building in your throat. Woot woot Cougar in the house-just looking for someone to pounce on. Oops. Got carried away for a moment. I AM married. But I consider myself a cougar cuz my hubby's 6 months younger. Haha.TwiFixxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88344908521552315042009-09-02T12:49:25.803-04:002009-09-02T12:49:25.803-04:00As a married woman approaching 30 I LOVE this blog...As a married woman approaching 30 I LOVE this blog :) Thanks for the magazine tip! I know where I'M going immediately after work.<br /><br />I distinctly remember the day that GQ magazine came out...First, for several days leading up to its release, I kept swarming around the local grocery stores and convenience stores checking the magazine shelves. I had these irrational fears like, what if it's sold out? Or, should I have a GQ subscription to ensure I get it? But the mailman will shove it into my box and I CAN'T have it bent - so that's a no! ;) Then when I finally saw the yummy glossy magazines sitting on the shelf, I took FOREVER sifting through, trying to pick out the perfect copy! I still keep that sucker wrapped in plastic to this day! What can I say? Rob made me do it!EthiopianSirennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39442283585986755722009-09-02T12:42:42.033-04:002009-09-02T12:42:42.033-04:00haha! Bloody funny! Sorry but cannot tell my dream...haha! Bloody funny! Sorry but cannot tell my dreams, they are all for me and too bloody rude. <br /><br />Ok, shit! So now I have to go and buy this magazine and pretend whilst I'm at the checkout, yes, pretend, to call my daughter (that I don't have) and say "yes, honey I have the magazine for you". Whilst smiling at the checkout girl. Is that completely fucked up! haha<br /><br />This worked ok until my phone actually started to ring!! Then I had to make out to whomever it was that we must have just got cut off, they of course were completely confused. <br /><br />Could not find the GQ mag anywhere!! Still looking at every doctors office I go to and I don't care, I will swipe it, with no cares in the world. <br /><br />Total friggin bonkers, that's me.Limey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62713454738439343552009-09-02T12:34:10.334-04:002009-09-02T12:34:10.334-04:00@Latchkey Wife- you're totally right! i want t...@Latchkey Wife- you're totally right! i want that pill too!! and i want that magazine!!! gaaahh!!! how how can be soooo fucking hooooottt!!! gaah!<br />i 've had only 2 dreams with robert and each of them are from days i've seen a smoking hot video posted here in twitarded so a big BIG thank you on that. but man...my dreams were so...innocent, and, polite, i don't know, i always think if i ever meet him and get trapped with him for more than 5 minutes i'd be strippin him out of his frikin clothes, of course, of course, only if he wants to, but in my dreams...we only talked, and talked and found out we're soulmates or smthing like that...so.cheesy. i know. but i was the happiest girl in my office those days.LimonPowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584942319317007039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-615454930152728362009-09-02T09:34:06.573-04:002009-09-02T09:34:06.573-04:00Ok, be honest with me girls...would it be wrong of...Ok, be honest with me girls...would it be wrong of me to ask hubby to stop shaving every day and maybe grow his hair a little longer? Hmmm.....maybe a little sparkle dust, too...<br /><br />Totally off topic...I'm so totally stoked this morning! I FINALLY approached my bff from high school (we're still good friends, it's just a distance thing keeping us apart) about Twilight. I'd mentioned it in passing a few months ago and she hadn't seen the movie yet. I told her to read the book, so much better...fast forward to yesterday...I emailed her and just said "out of all my friends, you have the most potential to be a fellow twitard, so read the fucking books already!" OK, not exactly that, I TRY to be a little more tactful. I didn't want to scare the shit out of her!<br /><br />Anyway, she agreed to read them (yay). I did explain a bit more and included a link to this blog. I've got my fingers crossed that I'm gonna score me a date to New Moon!<br /><br />Wish me luck in my first attempt at Turning a Twitard! *rubs hands together and laughs maniacally*TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34582418438978415382009-09-02T07:52:18.744-04:002009-09-02T07:52:18.744-04:00@STY - If you find that pill, gimme some! Although...@STY - If you find that pill, gimme some! Although I think if I had Rob dreams every night and woke up soaked, lying in a puddle, my husband might start getting suspicious!! HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING HOT?<br /><br />GA DAMN! I just want one taste, just one little lick... one chance to run my fingers through that hair...sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65450415773313472852009-09-02T04:16:30.861-04:002009-09-02T04:16:30.861-04:00@VitaminR - wise words my friend! who knows a pant...@VitaminR - wise words my friend! who knows a pantyliner wholesaler in Australia? im gonna need to buy in bulk!Cassnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80241758723651026632009-09-02T02:13:32.311-04:002009-09-02T02:13:32.311-04:00@Cass--This is why there are pantyliners and this ...@Cass--This is why there are pantyliners and this is why I wear them daily....underwear preservation.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23346853728760185402009-09-02T01:58:58.464-04:002009-09-02T01:58:58.464-04:00looking at pics of rob makes me feel pathetic haha...looking at pics of rob makes me feel pathetic haha. thanks a lot guys, if i had known that was coming i would have bought spare undies to work. now i have to walk around walk for the rest of day with WET UNDERWEAR<br /><br />p.s why don't i ever get any sexual innuendo-word verifications? lolCassnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52542634446408046582009-09-02T00:38:53.694-04:002009-09-02T00:38:53.694-04:00@STY Can you post pictures in comments? I confess ...@STY Can you post pictures in comments? I confess and say the mag was the April issue of Twist magazine. So what if I bought it for the teenybopper Twilight posters... I don't know what pic they used of Rob on the cover, but his eyes are as blue as the electric thing he's wearing.sparkle for twilighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04177283073341083824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52480058788461878992009-09-02T00:30:15.419-04:002009-09-02T00:30:15.419-04:00...and if I can successfully conjure up Dreamward,......and if I can successfully conjure up Dreamward, I'm going for the full body TwiHard Tackle. I know I'd go all "Bella" with the blushing and stammering if we met in real life, but I don't have to put up with my excruciating shyness in a DREAM for god'sake.TwiFixxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19534013260092203872009-09-02T00:29:11.383-04:002009-09-02T00:29:11.383-04:00I just want to say that all of you make me really ...I just want to say that all of you make me really happy. I had a luscious Rob dream once, and it was the very same soft lip kiss you got. I think the guy can travel astrally and he is actually visiting all of us who get to dream it, I swear it. There's no way we can feel it THAT physically without it being real. The high lasts for days. I find that reading some twismut or better - looking at videos like the one you posted the other day right before bed really helps. I am so happy I'm not alone in my dreamtime, because man are they fun. What a fine piece of man to dream about. You all are truly the best.Kementarinoreply@blogger.com