tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7506621635788072642..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: All Right You Twilight Hussies - It's Twi-Smut Day!!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31826495805115554452019-09-14T06:57:52.605-04:002019-09-14T06:57:52.605-04:00Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it ca...Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you every wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife – you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all. If your dream is to become a powerful person in life contact: Richvampirekindom@gmail.comJerome Samsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00886505335771600600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66017058331165770882011-04-29T10:39:01.156-04:002011-04-29T10:39:01.156-04:00@GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is mag...@GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is magically delicious. Did you see that "clip" from Little Ashes with Rob/Dali pleasuring himself... holy throw a bucket of cold water on me!!<br><br>I should NOT be viewing/reading this stuff at work.... people are going to start to wonder why the door is closed and the shades are drawn. <br><br>(And OK, I know we don't condone the whole Pap photo stalking of our boy, but holy SHIT are there some good pics coming out of Cannes!! I saw one yesterday of him coming out of his hotel, hair wet... which made my dirty little mind immediately think.... hmmm... he was recently in the shower, which means he was recently NAKED. Oh god help me!!)Stacy207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-7133460290196564862011-04-29T10:38:59.153-04:002011-04-29T10:38:59.153-04:00I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for th...I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for the shout out, love your blog too. Defintely going to add to my blog roll and daily web troll. <3 JAGRandom Acts of Robhttp://robert-pattinson.ca/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9952295028058431532011-04-29T10:38:58.584-04:002011-04-29T10:38:58.584-04:00My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but...My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but I loved reading them. It's "wide awake" by angstgoddess03. I am adding the addresses cuz I don't know how to make it a link. I am adding the live journal link because the whole story can be found there. I starts off on Fanfiction.net and ends up on live journal.<br><br> http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/<br><br>Another one to take a look at is called Cigarrette Burns only a few chapters but well written. The author, Daddy's Little Cannibal, passed away earlier this month and she has other stuff on her profile that is good. Her sister is keeping up with her profile. Looks like her sister is adding chapters pretty often. She said the story Cigarette Burns was taken off by Daddy's Little Cannibal before her untimely death. Someone had a copy that they are going to post on her page. Won quiet a few fanfic awards.<br><br>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5086845/1/<br><br>One that just started and looks promising is Confessions of a Nanny at Fanfiction.net. Bella gets a job as Nanny to Edward's kids!<br><br>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5051088/1/<br><br>OH! And the Red Line, not sure everyone's cup of tea. Edward as an erotic dancer/love slave anyone???<br><br>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/<br><br>Some nice lemoney stuff...<br><br>Holding Out for You - Bella a divorce and Edward a widower... they meet and then guess what happens...<br>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4666438/1/<br><br>Making Love Out of Nothing At All- Bella in love with BFF Alice's brother Edward. LOTS OF LEMONEY GOODNESS! Author has some other juicy stories as well.<br><br>That will be enough for now...<br>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4060407/1/Laineyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05660228603304432275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9814540559562775902009-05-28T02:29:54.264-04:002009-05-28T02:29:54.264-04:00My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but I l...My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but I loved reading them. It's "wide awake" by angstgoddess03. I am adding the addresses cuz I don't know how to make it a link. I am adding the live journal link because the whole story can be found there. I starts off on Fanfiction.net and ends up on live journal.<br /><br /> http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/<br /><br />Another one to take a look at is called Cigarrette Burns only a few chapters but well written. The author, Daddy's Little Cannibal, passed away earlier this month and she has other stuff on her profile that is good. Her sister is keeping up with her profile. Looks like her sister is adding chapters pretty often. She said the story Cigarette Burns was taken off by Daddy's Little Cannibal before her untimely death. Someone had a copy that they are going to post on her page. Won quiet a few fanfic awards.<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5086845/1/<br /><br />One that just started and looks promising is Confessions of a Nanny at Fanfiction.net. Bella gets a job as Nanny to Edward's kids!<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5051088/1/<br /><br />OH! And the Red Line, not sure everyone's cup of tea. Edward as an erotic dancer/love slave anyone???<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/<br /><br />Some nice lemoney stuff...<br /><br />Holding Out for You - Bella a divorce and Edward a widower... they meet and then guess what happens...<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4666438/1/<br /><br />Making Love Out of Nothing At All- Bella in love with BFF Alice's brother Edward. LOTS OF LEMONEY GOODNESS! Author has some other juicy stories as well.<br /><br />That will be enough for now...<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4060407/1/VampLuvahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05660228603304432275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83330074435480333952009-05-21T17:52:03.219-04:002009-05-21T17:52:03.219-04:00I'm fatallyobsessed on FF and whynot on Twilig...I'm fatallyobsessed on FF and whynot on Twilighted, and I want to thank ya'll for the shout out for Cocktails & Dreams! I love my silly, smutty crew, and hope you do, too.<br /><br />I'm just working on ch 16, and it's MM-MM-Good...nothin' quite like make-up sex!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89367765934773606242009-05-21T15:02:31.933-04:002009-05-21T15:02:31.933-04:00Thanks all! We really appreciate all the links an...Thanks all! We really appreciate all the links and suggestions and we’re glad we can provide you with some fun smutty stuff. <br /> <br />As for my twi-smut, I’m currently working on a few things. Some will be more serious, some edgy and some, hopefully, pretty funny. All will involve Edward's purple headed monster in some way, shape or form. I’m honored that so many of you are looking forward to reading my stuff! I feel squishy now. <br /> <br />And if it weren’t for STY, I probably never would be able to produce a story. Mainly because she won’t let me out of this closet…Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25508289698273814482009-05-21T13:14:09.830-04:002009-05-21T13:14:09.830-04:00A little bit more info on our upcoming post: JJ's ...A little bit more info on our upcoming post: JJ's doing all of the actual story-writing; I'm mostly responsible for comma adjustment, occasional re-wording suggestions, and other banal editor-y stuff. Oh and I keep her wine glass full (do not underestimate the importance of this part of my duties). <br /><br />And the story is not smutty. Yet. Let me put it to you this way: I <I>demanded</I> that she write some smutty Twilight fanfic. She agreed. When she told me that she was 10 pages in and nobody had gotten naked yet, I was mightily peeved. Until I read it. It's awesome. And no worries - people will definitely get busy at a later point. I guess I can't fault JJ for wanting to actually have a storyline rather than diving straight into the Penthouse-Forum-worthy details... <br /><br />And don't worry - I will be cracking the whip and making sure that we all get some dirty bits in the near future - I know where she lives and I could probably come up with something suitable for blackmail if it comes down to it. JJ, don't make me go there. : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66921462275784279402009-05-21T11:48:06.519-04:002009-05-21T11:48:06.519-04:00Woo hoo! Hubba, hubba.
Thanks again girlies. Look...Woo hoo! Hubba, hubba.<br /><br />Thanks again girlies. Looking forward to reading the Twitarded smut story. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38709060655169313332009-05-21T11:20:16.441-04:002009-05-21T11:20:16.441-04:00Yippee... Yippee... Does a happy dance...
More t...Yippee... Yippee... Does a happy dance...<br /><br />More twismut to read and twitardedsmut too..<br /><br />What about:<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901517/17/Tropic_of_Virgo<br />It's not bad, it's listed as an alternative to read while waiting for Wide Awake updates...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15320132501217907072009-05-21T11:13:18.380-04:002009-05-21T11:13:18.380-04:00@GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is mag...@GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is magically delicious. Did you see that "clip" from Little Ashes with Rob/Dali pleasuring himself... holy throw a bucket of cold water on me!!<br /><br />I should NOT be viewing/reading this stuff at work.... people are going to start to wonder why the door is closed and the shades are drawn. <br /><br />(And OK, I know we don't condone the whole Pap photo stalking of our boy, but holy SHIT are there some good pics coming out of Cannes!! I saw one yesterday of him coming out of his hotel, hair wet... which made my dirty little mind immediately think.... hmmm... he was recently in the shower, which means he was recently NAKED. Oh god help me!!)Stacy207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-50161432151289577432009-05-21T09:49:58.309-04:002009-05-21T09:49:58.309-04:00I love you. The end.
=DI love you. The end.<br /><br />=Dtashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15165402333445420359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37646962749076606872009-05-21T09:25:04.539-04:002009-05-21T09:25:04.539-04:00I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for th...I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for the shout out, love your blog too. Defintely going to add to my blog roll and daily web troll. <3 JAGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34933707447551544732009-05-21T06:30:00.459-04:002009-05-21T06:30:00.459-04:00Damn you Twitards! Now I'm trying to think of a wa...Damn you Twitards! Now I'm trying to think of a way to get out of work today and spend all day in Twiporn land! Really love Random Acts of Rob site. Twisluts are the best!GivMeVenomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52414165014826124342009-05-21T02:23:46.123-04:002009-05-21T02:23:46.123-04:00These have to be my fav. They're cute, funny, smut...These have to be my fav. They're cute, funny, smutty, you swoon, and keep close enough to the books that you go "now that's how BD shoulda been done!" Just a warning the are long and the second fic is still being written. Enjoy :D<br /><br />Let Your Light Shine http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837355/1/Let_Your_Light_Shine<br /><br /> A Life Extraordinary - The sequel to Let Your Light Shine<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4881409/1/A_Life_ExtraordinaryTrack 10noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18179323588620145302009-05-21T01:01:31.685-04:002009-05-21T01:01:31.685-04:00i love you TwiSmutty ladies!i love you TwiSmutty ladies!TwiCrack Addicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08721964637706308315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4191982813094125072009-05-21T00:02:45.306-04:002009-05-21T00:02:45.306-04:00i was having a completly crappy nite ( ok understa...i was having a completly crappy nite ( ok understatment)but then i came on just now, and saw this. OME!! I LOVE YOU LADIES!!!!! ill def be up untill like 6 am reading, lol( i usually am up anyway, freakin insomnia) <br /><br />JJ and STY writing one? i like where that idea is going....... mine should be up in a weekI Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51307170721681426162009-05-20T23:52:16.307-04:002009-05-20T23:52:16.307-04:00It's Christmas in MAY!!! Sadly, like Ang, I've re...It's Christmas in MAY!!! Sadly, like Ang, I've read most of those. But a few that I've not, so YAY!! And my husband thanks you heartily....<br /><br />@Stacy207 - I second your rec! That one was excellent!<br /><br />Cannot wait to read your fic!! Will it have smut AND humor and maybe even swearing? (I love me an Edward that curses! ooh...Cussward/Curseward!!)? Because you girls are great at all three...Annenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15526614560474059872009-05-20T23:51:47.817-04:002009-05-20T23:51:47.817-04:00@JJ, I love you, I love you, I love you@JJ, I love you, I love you, I love youRobsMistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02552946804149052049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41574522411837707482009-05-20T23:50:16.153-04:002009-05-20T23:50:16.153-04:00Dare I say it, but I took a week off the Twi-Smut....Dare I say it, but I took a week off the Twi-Smut. My brain was on OVERLOAD. But I am excited for the fresh batch of yum yum. <br /><br />What I am most excited about is this story you two our cooking up. Where will it be posted?? Holy Crapface! Yep, that's what I am the most excited. (Not in a sexual way, well at least not yet... ummm... that's got awkward... Kdgrimmer just said "That's what she said." LOL I'm insane.)<br /><br />The End.Angela Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08405824955821316661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61308050078149994542009-05-20T23:49:35.068-04:002009-05-20T23:49:35.068-04:00Okay-since we are celebrating Twi-Smut today. I wa...Okay-since we are celebrating Twi-Smut today. I was inspired by this post and Cannes Robspam.<br /><br />For all my TwiTards! http://tinyurl.com/qsl86vAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18802822440536834852009-05-20T23:15:34.427-04:002009-05-20T23:15:34.427-04:00The sequel to "A Lesson in Release" is called "A L...The sequel to "A Lesson in Release" is called "A Lesson in Fate" and is also hot!<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4780461/1/JSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81856807112998016352009-05-20T22:37:10.199-04:002009-05-20T22:37:10.199-04:00I'm looking forward to reading your spin on the wo...I'm looking forward to reading your spin on the world of twiporn. You guys already have wicked humor down, so wicked hotness will be no stretch.<br /><br />And our husbands are LOVIN' IT!!! Finally, they're getting behind our...addictions. :)Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17031238468638087774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54331980533649909102009-05-20T22:33:26.057-04:002009-05-20T22:33:26.057-04:00Uhm..is it sad that I have already read all of tho...Uhm..is it sad that I have already read all of those?<br /><br />Yeah, I guess I'll just wait until the NEXT Twi-Smut Day and HOPE I am not as slutty as I was today so I can get some new recc's.<br /><br />I am one MotherF'n dirty birdy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91123339722554130852009-05-20T22:23:09.862-04:002009-05-20T22:23:09.862-04:00@EtomyB - Ha ha! We will keep on trying to get yo...@EtomyB - Ha ha! We will keep on trying to get you all Grade-A smut. :)<br /><br />@Stacy207 - LOL! I think they all do, Stacy. I'm sure they are thinking 'um, ok, you were just on the computer and now you want to do... what? Sure!!' LOl!<br /><br />@Perpetual fangirl - I'm working on it. I think it'll deliver. Eek! You guys will be the judge. I actually have two that I'm working on - a scene story and one that is... longer.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.com