tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7674870999351812320..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Twitarded Can't Come to Computer Right Now... We're Busy!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64751896812121762302009-08-10T23:58:06.989-04:002009-08-10T23:58:06.989-04:00I'm glad your cardboard boyfriend finally arri...I'm glad your cardboard boyfriend finally arrived!!! I can't wait to see what other shenanigans he gets up to.One Pushy Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12280363115124566761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24233657824698598052009-08-06T00:40:08.686-04:002009-08-06T00:40:08.686-04:00check out my Twilight blog at:
www.twilight-saga-m...check out my Twilight blog at:<br />www.twilight-saga-maniac.blogspot.com<br />Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41266387481613489392009-08-01T02:41:25.275-04:002009-08-01T02:41:25.275-04:00Eeee....I'm so 2nd hand excited/scared/creeped...Eeee....I'm so 2nd hand excited/scared/creeped-out with you! I wish I had a fullsizededward to play with but I'm glad I don't because he would definitely be fuckngscaryedward in my house.TwiFixxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16321200186834937212009-07-31T23:07:01.544-04:002009-07-31T23:07:01.544-04:00When I was a teen my mom had a life sized cutout o...When I was a teen my mom had a life sized cutout of Michael Jordan. That thing scared the bejeezus out of me all the time too. <br /><br />Despite being scarred as a child by my mother's mid-life crush and JJ's recount of her day of being continuously spooked by an inanimate object, I still want my own FSE. I think it will be worth a possible (probable) need for future therapy.mmMoxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689401841870389325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70684529453768937472009-07-31T22:26:44.211-04:002009-07-31T22:26:44.211-04:00Is it a bad thing that every time your son finds y...Is it a bad thing that every time your son finds you in front of the computer laughing hysterically the first thing out of his mouth is "Twitarded?"Kelekianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8629855192482106562009-07-31T20:26:49.889-04:002009-07-31T20:26:49.889-04:00ROFL!!ROFL!!Naihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389185172961152414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61799670714377294662009-07-31T20:23:44.485-04:002009-07-31T20:23:44.485-04:00Sooo, this is how my evening has gone thus far.
...Sooo, this is how my evening has gone thus far. <br /><br />Open door, walk in living room - shriek.<br /><br />Go to bedroom, change to work out, walk back in living room - DAMMIT! For someone so stationary he's a sneaky bastard. <br /><br />Decided having FSE watch me work out would be a good motivator - totally wrong about that one. Not even close. Not even in the same fucking galaxy. Baaaaad idea. Did you know I feel self conscious flailing around in front of a cardboard cutout? Apparently... I do. <br /><br />Finish working out, grab grub and a glass of wine (what, doesn't everyone start boozin' it up after a workout?) go back to living room - MOTHER FUCKER!! <br /><br />I am determined to get used to FSE glaring at me. If Edward in the book was far more menacing than FSE then Bella really was a dumb motherfucker. I mean, this is <i>cardboard</i> for crying out loud<br /><br />Oh, and FSE temporarily stands for 'Fucking Scary Edward'. <br /><br />I figure if I can be in the same room with a clown without feeling the need to murder it I can handle FSE.<br /><br />I think.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48544162799746192952009-07-31T19:13:42.236-04:002009-07-31T19:13:42.236-04:00Yipee!! And I so feel the pain of the height diff...Yipee!! And I so feel the pain of the height difference- I'm 5'2" and DH is 6'6".<br />As for WA- it's an amazing story, but she what I've read so far, if everyone is human and all that why no change the names and get the darn thing published for real!<br />My perviness prefers The List ;-). Still vamps and tons of smut!Abigailnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12655318374997498922009-07-31T18:03:49.286-04:002009-07-31T18:03:49.286-04:00red_bella, thanks for the tropic of virgo rec!!!!!...red_bella, thanks for the tropic of virgo rec!!!!!!<br /><br />I've read the first 6 chapters (thank god for summer and cousins for my kids to play with) and I'm hooked.<br /><br />I haven't read enough fanfic to really know, but I think Darkward is what does it for me.onoimatwitard2https://www.blogger.com/profile/10390085828551066411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87514027796786934022009-07-31T16:31:14.201-04:002009-07-31T16:31:14.201-04:00I only have one word for this.... AWESOME!
and do...I only have one word for this.... AWESOME!<br /><br />and don't worry, eventually you'll get used to him lurking in your house and you'll enjoy when visitors are scared senseless... i had a life size Uma-Thermon-as-poisonIvy on my wall that a friend had left at my place and everyone would turn the corner and freak out. great fun!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18428299148360263651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58052605854198301682009-07-31T13:29:26.331-04:002009-07-31T13:29:26.331-04:00I love that you guys are so unanimously concerned ...I <i>love</i> that you guys are so unanimously concerned with protecting FSE from <b>US</b> and our drooly, slobbery, alcohol-splashing and generally moist ways - lol!!! I'd be insulted if your concern wasn't absolutely warranted...<br /><br />: )<br /><br />That said, um, polyurethane spray probably isn't such a bad idea... I might actually have some in my scary basement. Not sure what I bought it for a while back but it definitely wasn't for FSE protection!<br /><br />It's a good thing JJ and I are such good friends because everyone else we know is going to disown us in no time flat when we start bringing FSE with us everywhere we go... Let the FSE good times begin!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30333573485723375832009-07-31T13:05:04.673-04:002009-07-31T13:05:04.673-04:00hahahahaha. WOW. wow wow wow. OH EM GEE.
he looks...hahahahaha. WOW. wow wow wow. OH EM GEE.<br /><br />he looks constipated. and sexy. interesting, i really hadn't thought one could look constipated and sexy all at once. leave it to FSE to blow me out of the water. <br /><br />STY and JJ, you guys are hot. you should take more pictures of your lovely selves. don't be so shy!<br /><br />FSE FTW!lane https://www.blogger.com/profile/02335718493965833793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56070307586226804662009-07-31T12:57:47.004-04:002009-07-31T12:57:47.004-04:00@Anntastic @Latchkey Wife--"No glove, no love...@Anntastic @Latchkey Wife--"No glove, no love!"<br /><br />Veriword: "mashmum"VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52782451830079652022009-07-31T12:44:41.609-04:002009-07-31T12:44:41.609-04:00SQUEEEEEE!! I am sooooo excited for you guys! Ca...SQUEEEEEE!! I am sooooo excited for you guys! Can't wait to see FSE on the commute to work and back...in the cubes, in the woods....ooooooooh you should so climb a tree with him and be his littel spider monkey!!!! SIGH Yes, I have to live twi-cariously through you guys until BF leaves for work again...next week. <br /><br />And then you should totally take FSE to see New Moon when it comes out! I will totally pay for his ticket! He would probably also enjoy a night at a piano bar, playing for you two lovelies. <br /><br />Have fun, post his adventures often, and don't forget to included Mini-E!!!!!Neuro Sishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15461082226617601090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70057368478791182342009-07-31T12:23:12.674-04:002009-07-31T12:23:12.674-04:00FSE needs a full body condom to keep you girls fro...FSE needs a full body condom to keep you girls from getting him all soggy with your drool (and other bodily fluids!!)sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85442056226650883742009-07-31T12:18:25.433-04:002009-07-31T12:18:25.433-04:00on the WA note. Oh. Em. Gee. How did I NOT know ab...on the WA note. Oh. Em. Gee. How did I NOT know about this? I just googled it and read a little snippet-synopsis from like chapter 35 or something. *swoon* Note to self: must exert self-control for now.Naihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389185172961152414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12410423206452110372009-07-31T12:10:30.080-04:002009-07-31T12:10:30.080-04:00bwah ha ha ha ha!!!! this is WIN all around! I co...bwah ha ha ha ha!!!! this is WIN all around! I concur with all the other comments....I think you need to ask this guy to wear protection. <br /><br />@ohnoImatwitard2 - Ditto everything you said on WA! I started reading in April, and then finished just as AG's dry spell of non-updates happened. Now that she's posted 50 & 51, I am just waiting til it's all complete & going to read all the new ch's at once. 1st time in my life I've had willpower!<br /><br />PS - STY - I knew there was another reason beside Twitardedness that I love you - you're a redhead like me!Twi-fectahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14589943683266589167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56351785845330840242009-07-31T11:49:56.976-04:002009-07-31T11:49:56.976-04:00FSE just in time for Fondle Friday! As mentioned ...FSE just in time for Fondle Friday! As mentioned above I also think laminating might be wise otherwise he might show the wear and tear if you know what I mean. Or you could coat him with Mod Podge.<br /><br />Nice arse STY--seriously--no need to be shy--love that fiery hair! :)<br /><br />Since the topic started I also heart Wide Awake--it is full of angsty hot wonderfulness.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47505841063149769392009-07-31T11:24:57.004-04:002009-07-31T11:24:57.004-04:00Welcome FSE! Let the fun begin! I agree that you...Welcome FSE! Let the fun begin! I agree that you should put some type of protective covering over him. I wonder what hubby would do if I ordered one... Hmmmmm....<br /><br />Your pictures made me snort out loud with laughter! I'm getting strange looks from the co-workers. Bwa who cares!<br /><br />I love Wide Awake, it is so well written. I took my pseudonym from WA.<br /><br /> I also love Tropic of Virgo as well. "Hello, Spark," just made my heart sing....red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48183777589615475102009-07-31T11:21:23.523-04:002009-07-31T11:21:23.523-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58050824743089429312009-07-31T11:18:41.997-04:002009-07-31T11:18:41.997-04:00Sorry just realized I was a bit too slow on the la...Sorry just realized I was a bit too slow on the laminate shit! <br /><br />I'm at work and didn't have time to read all through the commments..<br />Bugger!Limey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13853319359062327232009-07-31T11:15:56.612-04:002009-07-31T11:15:56.612-04:00Holy crappola! FSE is in da Twitarded house! God h...Holy crappola! FSE is in da Twitarded house! God help him! <br /><br />Maybe you should laminate him? Just to preserve him of course... Or laminate certain parts of him, parts that will get more use, if you catch my drift?<br /><br />Looking foward to the crazy FSE adventures. <br /><br />:DLimey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62240474986650716092009-07-31T10:33:57.732-04:002009-07-31T10:33:57.732-04:00And I'd like to second what onoimatwitard2 sai...And I'd like to second what onoimatwitard2 said about Wide Awake. It's phenomenal, and addicting... and I keep putting off reading the new chapters because I don't want it to end!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62149159144474076932009-07-31T10:18:36.398-04:002009-07-31T10:18:36.398-04:00WA is the fanfiction Wide Awake. It is light year...WA is the fanfiction Wide Awake. It is light years by far the best i've read. Edwards a human (which I never thought i'd go for). There are not enough adjectives to describe how incredible the story is (and theres some good smut too). Beware, though, it's basically a full lenth novel that you will not be able to stop reading until you are finished.onoimatwitard2https://www.blogger.com/profile/10390085828551066411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85600102147756751962009-07-31T10:12:39.788-04:002009-07-31T10:12:39.788-04:00Can I ask what WA is? I feel like a tool asking, b...Can I ask what WA is? I feel like a tool asking, but I'm going to ask anyways.Naihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389185172961152414noreply@blogger.com