tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post780403918181771129..comments2024-03-18T14:58:40.236-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Psssst... Listen Closely, I Have a Secret!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84032227290391170712011-04-29T10:33:15.068-04:002011-04-29T10:33:15.068-04:00It was my favorite one. I wrote a post about this...It was my favorite one. I wrote a post about this a week ago, actually (I'm new, so almost no one reads me ... yet. Hi TC!) - BD and Twilight are my faves. I LURVE the HEA. They damn well better make a halfway decent movie (with some g.d. smutty honeymoon scenes), or I will be livid!<br><br>I read BD for the second time right after the first, too - in fact, I read the saga for the first time and then read it in reverse order for my second time. :-) It seemed logical then...Musing Bellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5835171105988610122011-04-29T10:33:14.691-04:002011-04-29T10:33:14.691-04:00My biggest problem with BD wasn't the lack of ...My biggest problem with BD wasn't the lack of sex, for me it was Jacob. Seriously, get a fucking clue and move on boy! And Bella! I mean, damn girl, you're a married woman. Edward is so whipped he lets Bella get all "happy" when she see's Jake walk through the door and trash talk his family. Then theres the whole Rosalie crap. I mean, what the hell happened with Alice? Thats her best friend, dying with a mutant baby inside of her, and Alice has a fucking headache, ignoring her? I got so tired of the wolf plot. BORING! I thought Jake would run off with Leah but that went nowhere. And then the book got good again; Bella was a vampire. Cool! This could be redeemed. But noooo, Stephenie has to take a collosal dump on my hopes by bringing in all these new characters we don't give a shit about. The infalible Volturi end up being punked by the Cullens and wuse out on a fight. And on top of that, what pissed me off more then anything, was how "Rennesme" wanted Jacob over Edward. A vampire who believed he deserved nothing, finally got love, a wife and a daughter after a century of self loathing... only to have it taken away by Jacob Black. I hate Jacob Black! I want to kick his annoying ass.<br><br>*panting*<br><br>Thankyou. I needed that. I haven't revisited that tragedy of a book since it came out. Maybe it's time to try again.Kerrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27880047671973476292011-04-29T10:33:13.942-04:002011-04-29T10:33:13.942-04:00so for me, breaking dawn ranked #4 of the 4 books ...so for me, breaking dawn ranked #4 of the 4 books for me. um, to clarify, that would be the last - the worst - the least - favorite of the saga. but i didn't hate it.<br><br>on a positive note, it was the quickest of all the reads - probably cuz i skipped thru all the wolf pack shit.<br><br>having said that, it does have it's place. <br><br>the wedding; the mother fucking cock blocking honeymoon (epic fail on the fucking bits - couldn't they at least have had some heavy petting, hand job or anything oral besides biting pillows? i mean c'mon - throw us a tit or ass snack or two!)<br><br>and then there is the controversial delivery scene. <br><br>that is one of my favorite parts - snaps for the uber gruesome bloodiness of it all. <br><br>seriously - edward eating his way to the baby? how fucking cool is that shit? can't wait to see THAT on the big screen - and can you imagine THAT in 3D? <br><br>as dr. frankenfurhter would say, "I shudder in...an...tici...pation"neverthinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54211084202079297392011-04-29T10:33:13.746-04:002011-04-29T10:33:13.746-04:00Breaking Dawn is really polarizing. I always feel...Breaking Dawn is really polarizing. I always feel like my thoughts on it have to be prefaced with an oath of loyalty. "I love Twilight, but..." There are parts of BD I enjoyed, the humorous bits especially, but mostly it squicked, bored and disappointed me. If I could influence Summit I'd have them shoot a glorious wedding, spend a few watery minutes of foreplay dancing hard on the boundaries of PG 13, have Edward pull Bella out into the moonlit water and fade to black. Tack that sucker onto the end of Eclipse and call it a day. PLEASE. I really worry that BD will become a laughingstock of unintentional campiness driven by the fact that since it can't be rated R, it's destined to revert to camp at a PG rating, and I really want the actors and fans to come out of the series in one self-respecting piece. <br><br>Dirty little secret is that I adore MarkreadsTwilight(so you don't have to); Mark's just finished the last chapter of BD after covering all 4 books. I've gotten more laughs and insights from that iconic blog and many times wondered how on earth I failed to take issue with certain elements of the books on my own. Swept away by the Pretty and not thinking straight, I guess. But I still love them in the end and have gotten alot of joy and entertainment from the series, despite its imperfections.<br><br>There are many good honeymoon fics, but my favorite non-smutty BD fic is beautifully constructed from Edward's perspective from the birth scene until Bella wakes up. It is both glorious and gloriously painful. If you haven't read Between Heaven and Hell by owenic, it is SO worth your time.<br><br>Enjoyed the post tonight, great ideas and graphics once again, ya'll never disappoint!Hypoallergenic Vaginahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12374435661759173802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57581443157303655422011-04-29T10:33:13.548-04:002011-04-29T10:33:13.548-04:00@neverthink Hey hon! I read we share a certain, e...@neverthink Hey hon! I read we share a certain, er, demographic...although I'm looking at you in my rearview mirror just a wee bit.Hypoallergenic Vaginahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12374435661759173802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67139559570957743892011-04-29T10:33:13.201-04:002011-04-29T10:33:13.201-04:00@Dangrdafne: did you just read my mind? I think SM...@Dangrdafne: did you just read my mind? I think SM did a fantastic job at staying true to herself and writing what she was comfortable with. I'm reading all the books for the fourth time in a row (I don't know when I'll be able to stop picking Twilight rignt back up after the last page of BD...)Breaking Dawn is sort of like New Moon for me: there's stuff I know that's coming and I'm not looking forward to (break up in NM, when Bella finds out she's pregnant in BD) because in my opinion it's where the brain porn stops (I'm a mom, and I hate seeing the honeymoon come to an abrupt ending because of a effing unwanted pregnancy: how to distroy the romance). But somehow SM still totally pulls it off for me, and the story just works, there's always the new element that makes you keep turning pages. I'm just a little frustrated that the honeymoon was so short (not just for the sex, I would have love to see them prepare to go to Dartmouth or whatevs, also I would have wanted Bella's change to be a more sensual experience). Renesmee is a fugly name, there's no debating that. To my surprise, I loved hearing Jacob's point of view, he is hilarious, and I love that no one died (I had trouble explaining to people why I spent 3 days crying because of all the deaths in Harry Potter). I cried in BD when Bella makes the decision to send the baby and jake away, (and when Edward calls him brother, son,...)I know, I have issues.<br>My biggest frustration was the way-too-short ending after the non-battle that lasted for so long, I would have loved a little MORE HEA (e.g. Edward's POV, a pendant to Midnight Sun, of the scene where he finally reads her mind. or a "50 years later" from his POV.) <br>I'm insatiable for gooeyness (yep, Eclipse is my favorite).ShotgunCharlienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30332540123536560792010-03-19T15:57:51.530-04:002010-03-19T15:57:51.530-04:00Waaay late... I too loved BD. I never understood ...Waaay late... I too loved BD. I never understood the hate. I hope Summit can do the movie justice.Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71826540891683470092010-03-11T22:11:27.106-05:002010-03-11T22:11:27.106-05:00I love BD. I have read it several times, and yes I...I love BD. I have read it several times, and yes I admit there are issues with it, but I just can't help myself. When I re-read it I usually skip over the middle (the pregnancy stuff) but I love the beggining and the end. Bella as a vampire is great. The ending drags for me a bit, but I also like getting to meet the new charachtersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63430817725762293072010-03-11T12:54:47.352-05:002010-03-11T12:54:47.352-05:00I was so freakin' excited to get to the honeym...I was so freakin' excited to get to the honeymoon scene. It had been a few days and hundreds upon hundreds of pages of non-sexual-tension. Like you, I shook the book to see if sex would fall out. I think I just got more pissed from there on out. <br /><br />It just seemed like a train-wreck. Not in the vein that everyone wants to see it because it's all horrific and shit. In the vein that it was car-after-car-after-car of plot hurtling off the tracks into some deep and bottomless chasm. How could three books of greatness end in THAT??<br /><br />Honestly, and I mean NO OFFENSE to some of the fan-fucking-tastic fanfic writers out there (which I had not read yet -- as I was still in book mode): I accused Stephanie Meyer of not writing Breaking Dawn. I thought that -- possibly -- it was fanfic. There were so many plot-holes and contradictions and it just didn't. make. sense. Why would Jasper want to kill Bella over a drop of blood but not try to kill her while she sat there drinking gallons of it? I'll stop there. Because bitches, I could go on. So could all of you. <br /><br />Frankly, I spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering how they are going to film Edward biting through Bella's uterus in the film-version. I also say a little prayer that whoever directs it just takes on a more plausible plot line and lets a damn vampire war happen.K.C.'s Momilosophieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08435409693744002480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47914854537815064352010-03-09T18:03:58.669-05:002010-03-09T18:03:58.669-05:00OME! You guys kill me! I loved all the books, to...OME! You guys kill me! I loved all the books, too, but like you.....I sat there in a daze not knowing what to do with myself when I finished BD! I couldn't read anything that didn't have ExB......so I picked up Twilight and read all four books again.........EIGHT TIMES! That's right.........8 times! I thought I would go insane because I didn't know what else to do! Thank God I learned about FF! And you're right.............I learned to dislike BD a bit after reading all about TwiPorn and TwiSmut! I felt like we got gyped out of all the great sexin' and boning they did! But...........in light of that we have to be thankful for BD or else we wouldn't have all the great Twilight FF we do now. After all, it inspired great writers to come up with their own versions and I couldn't be more thankful.:) <br /><br />You ladies kill me with your blog, you crack me up and you think exactly as I do. Your comics kill me as well and always light up my day! Please don't stop:)<br /><br />~PaulaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19504939215956527642010-03-09T11:29:03.185-05:002010-03-09T11:29:03.185-05:00I also loved Breaking Dawn. I had a hard time gett...I also loved Breaking Dawn. I had a hard time getting through the Jake POV part the first time through but after I thought about it he more it made sense for him to tell that part of the story. I looked for missing pages in the honeymoon scene as well - but that was one of the reasons I found fanfic and there are plenty of authors who filled that gap to my satisfaction. I do understand why people have problems with BD. The story didn't go at all the way I expected it to but, all in all, I was happy with it.Jenefren1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13926589162272323991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34709672171590218942010-03-08T23:04:41.274-05:002010-03-08T23:04:41.274-05:00Yeah totally late to the party here (something I w...Yeah totally late to the party here (something I won't be for forks!) After Bella got preggers it went downhill for me. I nearly threw the book into the shedder at work. Never liked it. Srk LKW, you're on your own (or not).Cullenary Curserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14425062244966101928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26805149779408132372010-03-08T20:44:01.361-05:002010-03-08T20:44:01.361-05:00Thank you! I LOVED Breaking Dawn! It was the best...Thank you! I LOVED Breaking Dawn! It was the best book and had the best ending. The first time I heard that someone (via the blogdom) didn't like BD, I was like "What crack were you smoking?! Did you even READ the book?!" So thank you for letting out your secret. I will tell anyone that BD rocked. If it would have ended any other way I would have been pissed off. I think the last 100 pages I just cried non-stop till the end and then was also in a state of shock thinking I will never be able to read another book again. Breaking Dawn is the shizzle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86692158601399751432010-03-08T20:39:42.845-05:002010-03-08T20:39:42.845-05:00Hi bitches! I'm a little late to this great (...Hi bitches! I'm a little late to this great (mass)debate and I don't have much to say except that I thought BD was just 'meh'. I LOVED the ending when Edward was able to read Bella's mind. That ALMOST (ok, not really) made up for the lack of sex. The funny part for me was that before I read it my twi-pusher told me that if she had a teenage daughter she wouldn't let her read BD, so I was ready for some hot sex. So, you could imagine my reaction when there wasn't ANY! WTF? This book was as squeeky clean as they get. Thank God for Fan fiction!Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29428287873982865812010-03-08T20:29:57.699-05:002010-03-08T20:29:57.699-05:00BTW am I the only person on the planet that actual...BTW am I the only person on the planet that actually didn't mind the spawns name? Not the mutant itself but the name. I was shocked that B had that much imagination!She was afterall going to call a boy Edward Jacob! I would have expected her to name it after E's mother which would have been a nicer name anyway. Mind you I still havn't got a clue how to pronounce it. I'm also glad that I'm not the only one dreading the movie. How can they make a decent movie out of pages & pages of nothing?<br />w/v grans- (paternal) grans name would have been better.Stacked Like Sookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821070868707750937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31913746288209711912010-03-08T20:21:00.829-05:002010-03-08T20:21:00.829-05:00I was so excited to get my copy of BD & was to...I was so excited to get my copy of BD & was totally in love with it & even though I was bitterly disappointed with lack of honeymoon rooting, it was no surprise for me. Then she gets morning sickness & I remember slamming the book on my coffee table & thinking "no SM you havn't". I'm not one to predict the outcome of any book but I knew exactly at that moment what the whole book was going to be and sadly I was right about everyting. I only finished it hoping I would be wrong but sadly I wasn't. I was so disappointed.<br />Whenever I voice my opinion to people they all go "it's fiction she can write what ever she wants", yeah fucking der but don't make up shit like they have venom instead of body fluids but then leave sperm behind & have newborn vamps as bloodthirty (poor Jasper) & Bella is so perfect & under control & Carlisle is a doctor & has been a vamp for 300 years but had no idea to warn them about possible pregnancy & yet the fucking cleaning lady at Isle Esme knew everyting! (I'm a cleaning lady, this bit cracked me up, power to the cleaning lady!)<br />I knew B & E were meant to be together but the @anon that's 8 places up from me summed up exactly how I felt about what SM did to Jacob.<br />@Jude I agree 100% with you in regards to Bella & SM (&Rob!)she annoyed the shit out of me. There were times I just wanted to smack her one & it made me sick that she got everyting she wanted (& didn't even think she wanted ie baby) and the perfect HEA just about made my teeth fall out with the sweetness of it all. I love a HEA but not without some sacrifice.<br />It makes me sad that I read a BD fic that I loved. It was not the least bit predictable and still followed all the rules, B & E HEA, Jacob imprinting (on an ADULT) Volturi members being wiped out, bloodthirsty newborn vamp Bella, no killer spawn, Charlie wasn't a pussy yada yada. Like I said it made me sad that it was the story that SM should have written but didn't.Stacked Like Sookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821070868707750937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35500823567327444232010-03-08T19:19:58.013-05:002010-03-08T19:19:58.013-05:00I must admit that BD is also my favorite. However...I must admit that BD is also my favorite. However, I still don't like that Jacob imrinted on Renes ...Nessemi ....Resma.... whatever her name is. But it is still my favorite. After I finished it though, I was at a loss. I didn't know what to do with my time anymore. I got through all the books in 8 days then couldn't remember what I used to do in the evening before that. So I read them again. Then again.. and so on. I finally got a computer in october and could finally dig into Twilighted.net. Yay. <br />Ps. At my work Twilighted.net just became one of the websites that comes up "Access Denied"!!! I'm in a panic. I think it may be time to find a new job.Black Boxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14021921947343618291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69259859022318710752010-03-08T18:45:37.474-05:002010-03-08T18:45:37.474-05:00I love love love it!!!! I'm gonna have to say ...I love love love it!!!! I'm gonna have to say that its my favorite after Twilight. I absolutely love how perfectly everything fell into place. But I was completely disappointed in the lack of sex!I was convinced my fiance stole my book from my steel grip in the middle of the night and cut out the pages I'd been dreaming about since I started the whole saga, oh about 4 days prior, just to spite me.Tab2585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34960807889574725812010-03-08T17:21:11.302-05:002010-03-08T17:21:11.302-05:00Oh, damn, that was funny! I snorted when I saw the...Oh, damn, that was funny! I snorted when I saw the picture of Jacob holding Renesmee and Bella laying on the table all bloody and gross. I digress ... regarding Breaking Dawn **hides behind sofa, covers head**, I actually liked it! Of course, I wondered where the honeymoon details were, but teenage girls are reading it, so really? How much smutty details could I really expect? I was so damned thrilled when Bella was changed.Once I found fanfiction, my interest in any of the books fell to almost zero. Guess I like smut with my Twilight addiction. As much as I love the originals, I love the ff versions (perversions?) so much more. So ... I don't hate BD. It's the last part of the story, and it still holds a place in my heart, and it always will.twimom53https://www.blogger.com/profile/07475735484225121909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37146351295772536672010-03-08T16:30:10.907-05:002010-03-08T16:30:10.907-05:00I think Jacob should have ended up with Leah. The...I think Jacob should have ended up with Leah. They had such a love/hate relationship that it should have built up some sexual tension.<br /><br />Bella should have remained human until the battle. In fact, the whole Volturi confrontation could have been triggered by the fact that Bella was still human.<br /><br />I really didn't buy that Charlie wouldn't have stormed the doors of the Cullen home in order to see his one and only sick/dying daughter.<br /><br />Seriously. Any of you parents out there....if someone told you your only child was deathly ill but please don't visit, would you just roll over and say, "Oh...OK."?<br /><br />No. I didn't think so.TO Twicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259102040011320988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67230264814328822432010-03-08T16:28:05.829-05:002010-03-08T16:28:05.829-05:00@Miss Amanda- I did the same thing with my fanfic ...@Miss Amanda- I did the same thing with my fanfic for the latter part of BD...I shied away from revealing that in case I was the only one. Ha! Using the kitchen organizer label maker to delete words and alter sentences also works. <br /><br />Maybe SM will find inspiration to continue the saga or at least take other endearing characters (Edward please!) on other adventures.S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13429688579903850692010-03-08T16:24:28.380-05:002010-03-08T16:24:28.380-05:00I loooooove BD... And i still do... Team-Edward<...I loooooove BD... And i still do... Team-Edward<3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42000986034476366872010-03-08T15:57:04.700-05:002010-03-08T15:57:04.700-05:00i liked it, but a too was way pissed of that it di...i liked it, but a too was way pissed of that it didn't have an actual detailed hunnymoon, i even went so far as to find my personal best hunnymoon sex fanfic and insert i tinto my book, i still haven't read anything not twi related, ff has way to much good twismut out there for me to read anything else, i was grossed out at the whole imprint thing and think that maybe SM might see it in her heart to finish midnight sun and give us all a little somethin somethin for being soooo loyal, lolMiss Amandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13920703627417488172010-03-08T15:45:20.890-05:002010-03-08T15:45:20.890-05:00I did like parts of Breaking Dawn although I felt ...I did like parts of Breaking Dawn although I felt SM stretched it on in places. I loved Bella's transformation - after the whole chewing the baby out of her part - but the actual change to a vampire....i just loved how her whole world changed and how she experienced it. It's been awhile since I read the story...dang...now you are making me want to reread it and I have too many other books I need to catch up on since this Twivasion and TwiBodySnatcher thing happened to me last summer.<br /><br />wv: limmoun...which sounds like lim-moan, which sounds like lem- moan, which well....aw hell, screw work - too many fanfics to read as well!Elora MacCoinnichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08043539074611243391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56529009885026792992010-03-08T15:24:57.617-05:002010-03-08T15:24:57.617-05:00uh, HELLO? Breaking Dawn was my FAVORITE out of th...uh, HELLO? Breaking Dawn was my FAVORITE out of the entire stories.<br />Want me to shout it to the world?<br /><br />BREAKING FUCKING DAWN WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!<br /><br />And I'm so not ashamed as you can see.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04815870680317814143noreply@blogger.com