tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7960304993153694340..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Give me your tired, your poor & your sopping cores.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger124125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24863505926400300852011-04-29T11:08:07.846-04:002011-04-29T11:08:07.846-04:00Phew....I'm not the only one who gets annoyed ...Phew....I'm not the only one who gets annoyed as fuck at having to hear about how Bella can cum on command and Ewards jizz tastes like Martha Stewarts cupcakes...for christ sake..get over it!<br><br>MOTU owned me, and it's hard to move on from that....esp since I'm not a HUGE ff fan. I have yet to read yours, but have heard good things...we'll see.... ;)<br><br>PS You fit right in...as we always knew you would.<br><br>xo JTwired Jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68212487139224769172011-04-29T11:08:07.270-04:002011-04-29T11:08:07.270-04:00Oooh, I've got another..."I felt that fam...Oooh, I've got another...<br><br>"I felt that familiar surge of electricity the moment I came into contact with his/her skin..."<br><br>Really? So, Edward and Bella are like walking electrical outlets? ENERGY CRISIS SOLVED! <br><br>Fluv the post!<br><br>clpsuperstarclpsuperstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09619037366923106006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29840408970128083572011-04-29T11:08:06.836-04:002011-04-29T11:08:06.836-04:00LMAO!! Great post, @TK! I emphatically agree on ...LMAO!! Great post, @TK! I emphatically agree on all counts. <br><br>I never thought about the socks though. Since so many fanfics have Edward walking around in nothing but jeans (and occasionally a white button down shirt - squeee!) I guess I figured he simply never wears socks. That or he leaves them on. Just as Rob likes to run on a ginormous treadmill in black socks perhaps Edward likes to fuck in them. The kinky devil. Oh, and eeew. <br><br>I'm on my kajillionth fanfic (which, let's face it, is the only real issue here) and I've rolled my eyes at the descriptions many a time. I've even skipped a few paragraphs now and then to get past the irritatingly and/or embarrassingly described lemons hoping desperately to get back to the plot. I know - shocking! PWP?!!?<br><br>I've read more fanfic in the past several months than any one person should read in a lifetime and that's really the only reason why these things have started to bother me. But sweet zombie Jesus (yep - read that in a fanfic) I'm addicted and I don't care.frankihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04944291875796343384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73736024312630674672011-04-29T11:08:06.615-04:002011-04-29T11:08:06.615-04:00This was seriously the funniest thing I have ever ...This was seriously the funniest thing I have ever read! LOL!Holly Paulinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15386614623458394391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88085194742197457722011-04-29T11:08:05.985-04:002011-04-29T11:08:05.985-04:00I love this and I totally agree. :DI love this and I totally agree. :Dmechanicalrainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05403292407431439539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6788712860801973862011-04-29T11:08:05.111-04:002011-04-29T11:08:05.111-04:00Seriously, how was I supposed to explain to my six...Seriously, how was I supposed to explain to my six-year old why mama was losing her shit laughing so hard? The only thing I could come up with is that SpongeBob had brought his A Game today. BTW, I think only SpongeBob has a tighter vagina than Bella.superhumangirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08398994931123768598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16817168399356268612011-04-29T11:08:04.744-04:002011-04-29T11:08:04.744-04:00waxed. i'm sorry i could not let that one go. ...waxed. i'm sorry i could not let that one go. i ended up coming right back to the blog and going through all these comments just to correct that.MuffWangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63376699027476449542011-04-29T11:08:04.507-04:002011-04-29T11:08:04.507-04:00LMFAO!! I was just reading my newest find the oth...LMFAO!! I was just reading my newest find the other day and thought so many of the same things, I can't get over it. She cums EVERY time, and from any position. How does she do it??? I need to know the secret.<br><br>Also, I puffy heart this: "Even if Edward is not in the story, his tongue still wins." <br><br>On the tin y hands cliche that's been mentioned, I always get a mental flash of that Kristin Wiig character from SNL, with the doll hands and the huge forehead. Hands can be too tiny.<br><br>Love this post!! Now back to my ff...Musing Bellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83692828077569681802011-04-29T11:08:04.221-04:002011-04-29T11:08:04.221-04:00If I have to hear one more time about Bella's ...If I have to hear one more time about Bella's molten chocolate brown eyes I'm going to scream!!! Who the fuck cares about Bella just talk about Edward :) The other things that every FF has is...holding a breath I didn't realize I was holding. Find a new line already! Great post TK, You Rock!!!!!!Brenkdennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6877169800999216302011-04-29T11:08:02.852-04:002011-04-29T11:08:02.852-04:00Oh- and PS- I almost forgot since I'm not caug...Oh- and PS- I almost forgot since I'm not caught up: Twitarded's Jenny Jerface's "15 Step"-- must. read. now.shistressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36885471481823944752011-04-12T03:02:13.664-04:002011-04-12T03:02:13.664-04:00We're of the same mind. Perhaps you've see...We're of the same mind. Perhaps you've seen my rambling psychotic profile? When I started it, the profile was rather contained. Then it wound up being my dumping ground every time I read about a dripping core or Bella and her neverending O's during her first time.<br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/~irritablegrizzzlyIrritableGrizzzlyhttp://www.fanfiction.net/~irritablegrizzzlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-55198603036902486932011-04-08T22:50:14.819-04:002011-04-08T22:50:14.819-04:00TK...thanks for the laugh! I suppose that's wh...TK...thanks for the laugh! I suppose that's why it's called fan FICTION? haha! I also love how Edward and Bella can always cum three or four times in one night! I want some of that!<br /><br />I see a lot of people here are saying they're fans of MoTU. I used to also be a huge fan of Fifty but after someone suggested I read the trilogy of The Submissive, The Dominant, and The Training by Tara Sue Me...definitely not a fan anymore.<br /><br />The Submissive & The Dominant were both written MONTHS before MoTU and I was rather surprised at the number of similarities in the stories. It's just ruined MoTU for me now.<br /><br />Love ya, TK! Can't wait for your next post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64225474908649271862010-10-19T17:46:54.052-04:002010-10-19T17:46:54.052-04:00Holy shit...There's a ton of comments on this ...Holy shit...There's a ton of comments on this post, TK! I must say...I totally and completely agree with everything up in herr, but fuck it. People are still gonna write about Bella's hot wet slit, and Edward's perfect cock. No one is gonna write about getting down and dirty while Bella isn't quite wet, but he throws his hotdog into her hallway until it starts raining anyway. Cuz that's not "true love." "True Love" is walking into the same room, and being a sopping wet whore the instant his fingers hit your slit. <br /><br />Oh, and even though I'm about a million years late on this, and you probably won't read this, I always think of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy1_1TUrWs8" rel="nofollow">THIS</a> when I read a fic that makes me wonder where the socks went. It totally makes me laugh my ass off, and it's TOTALLY TRUE.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16312575230719223542010-10-19T16:04:37.120-04:002010-10-19T16:04:37.120-04:00@JJ- So funny! My hat is off to your scientific ap...@JJ- So funny! My hat is off to your scientific approach and the empirical evidence produced by your experiment. <br /><br />@anonymous- Yeah, that's not good. Sounds to me like it's both of your problem, at least to the extent that it sounds like a problem for both of you and trying to figure out if it's more his "issue" or yours is beside the point. I don't know where you live, but if I were in your shoes I'd see what resources are available for "sexual health" or "sexologist". If you got the bucks then a good doctor of sexology can help YOU work on sexual health regardless of whether he's willing to work on it with you. If you don't have the bucks, then there's bound to be online resources or other books that might have some helpful information. People are really adapatable and we can make a lot of compromises in our lives. But as a person just realizing that there are things I don't want myself or my dear husband to have to live without in this life, I encourage you to take a bold look at your day-to-day and make sure you aren't living without something essential. And I'm only talking a little bit about orgasms. <br /><br />Wait, wasn't this a Twilight blog at some point? How 'bout if I add something like: SQUUEEEE, RPattz makes me gooey. OK, I feel better now, back on track.italhurtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16805231926910616122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29564023307933769182010-10-19T12:51:07.471-04:002010-10-19T12:51:07.471-04:00Sigh- thanks for the advice. I tried what you sai...Sigh- thanks for the advice. I tried what you said- showing him what works, moving our hands together. He kept trying to take over but when he would, he would do something different and it would NOT feel good. I kept trying to redirect him and finally he got frustrated, then I got frustraed, then he got mad and accused me of faking it for a long time and then I told him if I DO fake it it is because he clearly can't handle me telling him what I like and what I don't like. <br /><br />Epic fail. Separate sleeping quarters. ) : ) : ) :Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20318580624186643342010-10-19T09:50:07.622-04:002010-10-19T09:50:07.622-04:00TK - I'd just like to say that I left my socks...TK - I'd just like to say that I left my socks on last night while I did the deed with ML and nothing was said. <br /><br />I feel like I've proven a point or something. Just not sure exactly what it is.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67745877462038253392010-10-19T09:42:27.683-04:002010-10-19T09:42:27.683-04:00Oh- and PS- I almost forgot since I'm not caug...Oh- and PS- I almost forgot since I'm not caught up: Twitarded's Jenny Jerface's "15 Step"-- must. read. now.shistressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64129416972108680812010-10-19T09:40:23.855-04:002010-10-19T09:40:23.855-04:00@basketcase mom: Our own Osa Bella by Myg is the b...@basketcase mom: Our own Osa Bella by Myg is the best it gets, in terms of fan fiction. I want to run away to Maui with that Edward. Like today. And on twilighted.net you cans earch under "Top 10 Stories"-- they're all great. I persoanlly love "Breathe Again" by Ysar (warning: it's not totally finished and you may end up loving Jacob) and The Bella and Edward Sex Anthology-- totally awesome lemons! Last but not least on fanfiction.net is our own Texas Katherine's "Going Down". She just started it but it's freakin hysterical. (If you are reading this, TK, please kindly get back to work writig the next chapter!)shipstressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63036558472066043252010-10-19T09:12:47.545-04:002010-10-19T09:12:47.545-04:00@BasketCaseMom - The Family Business by Suzspetals...@BasketCaseMom - The Family Business by Suzspetals is a must read. It is almost complete and it is amazing!! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5722140/1/The_Family_BusinessDangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15721324471908125262010-10-18T23:47:15.758-04:002010-10-18T23:47:15.758-04:00There are no words.
@Shipmistress - I always love...There are no words.<br /><br />@Shipmistress - I always love the absence of sperm dripping down the thigh when they do it in a public place. - LMFAO! I know! My least favorite part of sex.<br /><br />Admittedly, the only ff I've read is MOTU. But give me a break, I discovered Twilight in September (of 2010). I'd say I'm addicted to MOTU since I'm currently reading it for the 4th or 5th time. I love me some fucked up Fifty!<br /><br />But my pet peeve so far --- synchronized orgasms. Give me a fucking break! (I totally had to spellcheck orgasm. Does that mean I'm not having enough of them?)<br /><br />Would also love some ff recs. I've got those listed here on the blog and these comments.<br /><br />Great post, TK! and Great comments, hOOrs!<br /><br />To top it off, my word verification is "tucksus".Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07025171048630165864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74670692034090537142010-10-18T22:52:25.623-04:002010-10-18T22:52:25.623-04:00I am also impressed at the speed of said cumming. ...I am also impressed at the speed of said cumming. I have read about bella seeing fireworks after a bit of nip-manip, and for Rob's sakes, how is it he only has to touch the little man in the canoe once with his thumb and she is 'coming apart'. I think he should have to work a little harder than that...or am I just doing it wrong?biglesworthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36725078131700831642010-10-18T22:20:07.446-04:002010-10-18T22:20:07.446-04:00OMG.. the post.. the comments.. ALL HILLARIOUS!!.....OMG.. the post.. the comments.. ALL HILLARIOUS!!..<br /><br />One thing i cant stand is that Bella ALWAYS has her eyes open staring into his sole/eyes right at the moment of O.. SERIOUSLY.. I tried that shit just "during" the ugly bumping and I freaked the Fuck out of my husband.. "Why are you staring at me, are you trying to keep your eyes open??" to which I burst into a fit of giggles and well totally ruined the moment.. So needless to say.. my eyes stay squeezed shut and wont open again.. lol..whitewolfenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63134025843713471142010-10-18T22:12:42.079-04:002010-10-18T22:12:42.079-04:00TK, lovely to meet you. I see you've been wri...TK, lovely to meet you. I see you've been writing on this blog for a week or so...? I've been b to the w at work, so I haven't been able to lurk as much as I like. Anyway, I like your style! <br /><br />As for smut fic - I see your point. I have to say that if I'm going to read porn, I want my chicks tight, and my men sock-free (on ALL parts), but the oral spelunking, the monster cocks, synonyms for "green" (always burning, smoldering, what have you) - that all gets skippable after a while. <br /><br />Anyway, this is your blog, not mine, so I'll wrap up. Love your writing! Can't wait to see you around here more.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943902552573063174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83838532583160768452010-10-18T19:34:48.881-04:002010-10-18T19:34:48.881-04:00These are things I've often wondered about mys...These are things I've often wondered about myself. I usually want to say, "Heard about a PLOT anyone? Can't they do anything besides fuck, having just fucked, or about to fuck?" The wet cooter stuff is just gross. Gross in real life, gross in fiction. And I ain't swallowing - not now, not ever.Ninja TwiNerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590600890810669818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4105668039820037712010-10-18T18:46:27.662-04:002010-10-18T18:46:27.662-04:00Oh shit. You can download Fan Fic PDFs???
I did NO...Oh shit. You can download Fan Fic PDFs???<br />I did NOT need to know this. I guess The Resistance is over. If you see me humping my iPad, you'll know why.tankergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07273324834513880409noreply@blogger.com