tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8076498836720869132..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Jenny Jerkface's New Moon Critique - SpoilersSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72029464034550235052010-04-05T21:54:51.534-04:002010-04-05T21:54:51.534-04:00Oh, and I cried at this movie too, if that makes a...Oh, and I cried at this movie too, if that makes anyone else feel better. I did cry at the October/November/December scene, but also during the breakup (maybe I have abandonment issues) AND when Bella broke Jacob's heart for the billionth time at the end of the movie. I know how it feels to be the jerked-around best friend. Unfortunately, I can't turn into a giant wolf and claw the shit out of people in response....which is what I would have done if I were Jacob.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08184578603772120975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6453040941092330422010-04-05T21:51:24.546-04:002010-04-05T21:51:24.546-04:00Best scene ever? In my opinion...when Taylor Lautn...Best scene ever? In my opinion...when Taylor Lautner is getting all pissed at Alice in Bella's house either immediately before or after Edward calls and crushes his cell phone in his hand on the Italian balcony with obnoxious Romeo & Juliet allusion (balcony + glowing mountain statue that was in R & J movie) #r878787789435. "You don't want to make me angry! Things could get VERY ugly!"<br /><br />I spat pop out of my mouth in the theatre when I heard that line. I think he's adorable and not scary in the least (gorgeous, yes), so hearing him try to be intimidating and just squeaking out a 17 year-old threat intended to come from a hulking, 7-foot masculine wolfman (a la the book)...amazing. Amazing. How they filmed some of those scenes without bursting out laughing I have no clue.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08184578603772120975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46001413730282330442010-02-09T22:15:54.738-05:002010-02-09T22:15:54.738-05:00You are flippin hilarious!
Glad I'm not the ...You are flippin hilarious! <br />Glad I'm not the only one who hated the spider monkey line from Twilight. As well as when Rosalie called Emmett her monkey man during the baseball scene. Other Twilight part that sucks-when Bella's mom asks if she is being safe. But it's right before the hot kissing scene so I'll listen to it allllll day...not that I have. I like the independent feel to Twilight and can't top that kissing scene or the prom scene. And I like seeing a lot of Edward. This is why I CAN'T WAIT for Eclipse. More scenes with Bella and Edward, and ones where they are about to get it on:)<br />In NM the scenes that "bothered" me were the one where Jacob tells Mike Newton he is going to put him in the hospital after he was puking his brains out, and then Jacob starts "feeling weird" and leaves the theater. It felt very random and just not good. I also didn't like how Bella got on the motorcycle and then asked the guy to stop, which he did, and then- cut to scene with Jessica. Who is editing this shit? Also hate when Charlie says he is an eternal bachelor to Bella. I don't think Kristen liked that line either. And Jacob is smokin but I still feel a bit weird seeing him in that way with such a baby face. Call it old fashioned or illegal. Perhaps I'll change my mind after I watch it another 100 times.<br />I love the way Rob, er Edward, looks more mature in this movie and is better groomed. I love the breakup scene as well, the music is awesome!! Rosyln-Bon Iver. <br />Agree, Caius has the best voice. <br /><br />I've only seen NM once (gasp) but I'm getting a bootleg copy next week! Wee, sorry laundry.<br /><br />Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Sorry for the ADHD message.RobzSingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314636396926209432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39433655709499241422009-12-10T03:06:53.307-05:002009-12-10T03:06:53.307-05:00Is it just me or KStew's acting, but NM just d...Is it just me or KStew's acting, but NM just didn't show her pain enough, I don't think. The book made me feel like my own heart was broken and in the movie it just wasn't played up enough. Her nightmare scenes were decent. But her running after Edward in the woods wasn't sufficient. I would have screamed wouldn't you. I didn't feel it so much in the movie. It's only because of the book that I even realize the relevance of the months passing by. IDK what do you think?Scarlet Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13078193350437364512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46424398911947554762009-11-30T17:40:24.490-05:002009-11-30T17:40:24.490-05:00LOL!!!!!!!!! That is so true what you say about Kr...LOL!!!!!!!!! That is so true what you say about Kristen Stewart, that head bobbin' terets thing drives me nuts, maybe she needs to stay away from the "green tea"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53456854809456897982009-11-30T14:54:16.002-05:002009-11-30T14:54:16.002-05:00Yeah, I REALLY REALLY want to know what they were ...Yeah, I REALLY REALLY want to know what they were thinking when they made that "vision" scene?! WTF was that?!?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65364037454766411682009-11-30T12:55:10.712-05:002009-11-30T12:55:10.712-05:00i about died when i scrolled down and saw the pict...i about died when i scrolled down and saw the picture of g'mork on your post! (thanks for finding the name @luludee!)<br /><br />when that wolf showed up on screen, i seriously leaned over and whispered "atraaayuuu!" to my friend (who i don't think got the reference...) so glad i wasn't the only one to see the resemblance!mthephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07036708109065464260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66674414117027185062009-11-30T08:07:25.649-05:002009-11-30T08:07:25.649-05:00@FKat - Only here in Twitardia do I feel I can say...@FKat - Only here in Twitardia do I feel I can say those things and have people "get it."<br /><br />@Lisa - My two favorite scenes are the restaurant and the bedroom/first kiss. Thank you for putting into words what I could not.<br /><br />@Z Any Mouse - My goal is 11 (want to beat my old record of 10 for Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle), which I am well on my way to :)<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27565501186258897062009-11-30T00:40:16.000-05:002009-11-30T00:40:16.000-05:00@mMoxie I like it better each time I see it too. G...@mMoxie I like it better each time I see it too. Going to see it for the fourth time this week I hope!<br /><br />the soundtrack is also growing on me.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12123686614612629476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-266987820946831952009-11-29T23:33:44.945-05:002009-11-29T23:33:44.945-05:00@Sprtzmom - 6 times??!!! I am jealous.@Sprtzmom - 6 times??!!! I am jealous.Zanymousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551669627890120034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91747023336704902122009-11-29T22:47:37.466-05:002009-11-29T22:47:37.466-05:00@Lisa - you are so right on about what's missi...@Lisa - you are so right on about what's missing in NM. I still like it too. I like it more each time I see it.mmMoxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05689401841870389325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84398282684297525882009-11-29T22:44:59.080-05:002009-11-29T22:44:59.080-05:00@ Lauren, and don't forget 'Love spelled b...@ Lauren, and don't forget 'Love spelled backwards is Love' (WTF?!). the dumb movie references in it were hilarious. I adored Jessica's ramble about zombie movies 'I have a cousin with leprosy'.<br /><br />@ Sprtzmom and JJ - I get what you're saying about Twilight vs NM. It's partly I think that all the interactions between E&B were shot so differently. In Twilight (even though everyone goes on about the blue filter), most intimate/romance scenes (bedroom, kiss, cafe, prom) had golden light which made everything seem warmer between them. CW didn't do that. Robward always looked pasty and cold. Plus CH liked doing extreme close-ups of Robward and krisella gazing into each other's eyes. CW didn't do that either. He shot them from slightly further away, and they were not often looking into each other's eyes. perhaps this difference is what we mean by the 'something' that is missing. <br /><br />I still love NM, even if it's missing something.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12123686614612629476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78583842632510208922009-11-29T22:31:57.400-05:002009-11-29T22:31:57.400-05:00@Edward's...Heroin - Oh "Face Punch"...@Edward's...Heroin - Oh "Face Punch" - that was FANTASTIC and hilarious. Totally random, but great comic relief.Laurennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11429046731674594412009-11-29T22:21:42.392-05:002009-11-29T22:21:42.392-05:00Oh it's better than Twilight (the big let-down...Oh it's better than Twilight (the big let-down), no question!!<br /><br />I'm soooo glad you brought up the wolf (whose name is G'mork) from <i>The Neverending Story</i>!! Ever since the scene where the wolves first appear and chase Laurant, I've been thinking that Paul's wolfy self seemed oddly familiar. That's totally what it is!<br /><br />Also, I liked the last outfit that Alice wears in the movie, during "The Vote." I think it's on most of the poster. All the other outfits where not so great though, obvs.Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02502126087899139207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5696812620016811962009-11-29T22:17:03.838-05:002009-11-29T22:17:03.838-05:00I love it! Only on Twitarded can I read a movie r...I love it! Only on Twitarded can I read a movie review equating Twilight as your first Twi-fuck, with New Moon achieving a slightly more intense level of orgasm. I suppose Ill need a cold shower to watch Eclipse. Can't wait! Heh heh <br /><br />Fkat <br /><br />W/V: strowers...haha...not quite showers but almost.SidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75823201547354081012009-11-29T22:08:53.785-05:002009-11-29T22:08:53.785-05:00I agree 100% with your pros & cons. I'm a ...I agree 100% with your pros & cons. I'm a big fan (a mature/adult fan too, and think you nailed it. I laughed outloud during the Alice Vision. And, poor Jasper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3674101938584398542009-11-29T22:05:35.162-05:002009-11-29T22:05:35.162-05:00@Lisa- lmao! I keep making face punch references...@Lisa- lmao! I keep making face punch references to Mr. Edward but he doesn't quite get it (hasn't seen the movie- weirdo). <br /><br />I loved the movie. I loved it so much more than Twilight for staying truer to the book. I think Rosalie looked like hell. Since she's supposed to be "the most beautiful" I would think they could have done a better job. <br /><br />Personally, I'm a fan of the long hair on Taycob and I don't give a shit what Robward looks like, I'd totally give myself over to him in a heartbeat(gray nipples and all.)<br /><br />KStew looked beautiful in this movie. I loved the Oct, Nov, Dec. scene but I wanted to see the break down when Charlie tells her he's sending her to FL. I wanted to see the scene where he tells Alice about how bad she was.<br /><br />Loved the Volturi, but I felt like the ending was so rushed. I'll still go see it several more times though while I wait for my email to alert me that it's available on dvd.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06079767884932006461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79571246553161951542009-11-29T21:50:52.264-05:002009-11-29T21:50:52.264-05:00Totally agree with you WTF scene of Alice's vi...Totally agree with you WTF scene of Alice's vision of Bella as a vampire. Hokey and corn-pony. The two times I saw New Moon, the entire theater laughed out loud during her vision. I pictured a bad-ass Bella. Maybe in leather pants or something, but not running like Pheobe from FRIENDS through the forest. Love your blog, and your reviews are spot-on. http://www.lenzilikesit.comLenzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14984848735134455216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79233919710577890932009-11-29T21:24:34.074-05:002009-11-29T21:24:34.074-05:00@JJ - I just got back from seeing it for the sixth...@JJ - I just got back from seeing it for the sixth time and was on the look out for the pictures disappearing after each rotation around the room on the Oct/Nov/Dec scene. Pretty impressed you noticed that. Up until today, I could not take my eyes off of KStew's face. I think she's fantastic in that scene, as is her voice as she narrates the emails to Alice.<br /><br />As I was driving home, I was thinking about us trying to wrap our heads around the whole Twilight vs. New Moon argument and, ultimately, I think it comes down to this. We all lost our Twi-virginity with Twilight. New Moon can bring us to another climax, but it can never replace the memory of our first Twi-fuck, if that makes any sense.<br /><br />Lisa<br /><a href="http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">17 Forever</a>17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56392496294924270042009-11-29T21:07:54.394-05:002009-11-29T21:07:54.394-05:00@KTF - yes, in the book Jacob thought he was talki...@KTF - yes, in the book Jacob thought he was talking to DOCTOR Cullen. At least that's how I remember it. Guess they wanted to amp up the animosity between E & J in the movie. I think I would have been a little lost over the whole Harry Clearwater funeral/phone call/mix up thing had I not read the books. <br /><br />FkatSidewalkCandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652571182428849591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27109317469445925782009-11-29T21:00:56.511-05:002009-11-29T21:00:56.511-05:00The contacts also bothered me and I know they anno...The contacts also bothered me and I know they annoyed the shit out of STY so I'll let her address that one. But yeah, they were really weird.<br /><br />I honestly think I'll have to see this movie a few more times before I decide if I like it better than Twilight. I know quite a few of you have already said this but it is just missing something. I can't quite place my finger on it. <br /><br />I did notice that the wolf pack wasn't super ripped but I didn't really care too much. For some reason, I liked them more because of it. Or maybe that was just the mood I was in the last time I saw it. lol.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73939590870558418262009-11-29T20:22:28.830-05:002009-11-29T20:22:28.830-05:00I can't stop now. Help. Ok- Now in the books w...I can't stop now. Help. Ok- Now in the books wasn't it [resented as if Jacob didn't know that it was edward asking about Charlie..?<br />Also I REALLY didn't like Jacob giving B a dream catcher. On one hand it seems fitting..but on the other it implies J knows she has bad dreams - and he doesn't know that. It's juts too personal info regarding Bella. I think it's implied that he knows. right? anyway - I didn't like it. I "get it"..but don't likey.KinTheFlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12607420931528239193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35701916734897778782009-11-29T17:56:42.685-05:002009-11-29T17:56:42.685-05:00It`s really funny how I agree with the most of you...It`s really funny how I agree with the most of your comments, so no more about weird costumes and bad wigs. I found an explanation for the Alice-vision-frolicking-scene: It was meant to be a dream sequence, but CW had to cut it out and put it in at this place because he needed a Bella-as-vampire-scene. Bad decision, as we all know. I loved the beginning full-moon turnig into new moon thing. Jasper and Laurent were really frightening vampires and Aro did am amazing job. I´ll see The movie tomorrow for the second time (now in original English version, as the first one was in German)and will have a special look at the nipples cause I hadn`t noticed them at the first time.mountain lionessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17161958882580598852009-11-29T16:32:56.662-05:002009-11-29T16:32:56.662-05:00I thought it was awkward what Jacob says to Bella ...I thought it was awkward what Jacob says to Bella in the kitchen before the phone call...I know that it was something super romantic in Quileute but come on! Also, the way Jane says "Pain" before she hurts Edward completely ruined that for me.ward.hegedushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00017641646239128118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16647071108485487022009-11-29T16:11:12.410-05:002009-11-29T16:11:12.410-05:00Soundtrack was a total downer for me.
Won't ...Soundtrack was a total downer for me. <br /><br />Won't go into detail as i already have done here: http://twipnotized.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-moon-review-squeee-and-er.html<br /><br />but the soundtrack - i'm still pretty pissed off about it. :(mysharonahttp://twipnotized.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com