tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8138412094879383169..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Real Men Love Twilight - That's Right!!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64718546747709061762019-09-14T06:56:26.285-04:002019-09-14T06:56:26.285-04:00Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it ca...Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you every wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife – you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all. If your dream is to become a powerful person in life contact: Richvampirekindom@gmail.comJerome Samsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00886505335771600600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86703891129734139102010-06-11T03:44:22.633-04:002010-06-11T03:44:22.633-04:00hello ladies a few of you know me, but most of you...hello ladies a few of you know me, but most of you have no clue i exist lol i'm iwACpjs, (i wear alice cullen pajamas) any way i'm a 27 year old male that went to twilight the movie with my sister having no clue and now i'm a twihard. shit happens !!! Jordan kudos it takes a real man with a huge set to admit he likes twilight. ONE FINAL MYTH GETTING LAID CAUSE OF TWILIGHT..... DOESN'T HAPPEN!!! BALL BUSTED BY YOUR BOYS IS ABOUT IT...i wear alice cullen pjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01671667483419317226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72072293021763684832009-06-16T04:36:37.428-04:002009-06-16T04:36:37.428-04:00Hey everyone.
This may seem weird, I'm 16, Al...Hey everyone.<br /><br />This may seem weird, I'm 16, Almost 17, Male, From New Zealand.<br /><br />I know quite a few guys that read twilight, and I myself am rather obsessed with it. <br /><br />I went to see the movie the day it came out in New Zealand, and enjoyed it thoroughly.<br /><br />I now have the DVD, and watch it regularly for the particular reason.<br /><br />Yup, I'm the first to admit, I'm a twi-obsessed guy.<br /><br />And I have a Girlfriend. She went to the movie with me xD .<br /><br />She actually thinks it's cool that I'm into it as much as she is, and I can't stop reading the books, over and over .. . . . . .<br /><br />Anyway, The cinema was basically empty when we saw it.<br /><br />There was me, My GF, another couple and a few single girls.<br /><br />Lol.<br /><br />Is there anything to feed my twilight hunger other than reading the books and seeing the movieS ?Jordan - NZnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64630314003078685122009-05-29T14:50:04.176-04:002009-05-29T14:50:04.176-04:00When we went to the movie, my bff MADE her hubby g...When we went to the movie, my bff MADE her hubby go and my niece MADE her boyfriend go. They actually liked the movie. Well mainly just the fight scene. But guess who will be FORCED to go with us to see New Moon. Yep they don't even know it's coming. LOLTiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02441772698743607230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52287401922570362562009-05-29T13:25:28.207-04:002009-05-29T13:25:28.207-04:00O-M-E!!!!! bad vampire makes his triumphant return...O-M-E!!!!! bad vampire makes his triumphant return!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i only know 2 guys who admit to liking twilight, 1 has read the books and seen the movie, and will be going with me at midnight to see new moon, he is def a unicorn. the other watched the movie with me last week, and now claims to love it, but i just think he says it to try and get in my pants. sooo not happening,this is the same guy who asked to be my edward or jacob, and that i lovingly refer to as my mike newton. lolI Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66779888010790912592009-05-29T08:57:46.796-04:002009-05-29T08:57:46.796-04:00Ladies (and gentlemen?):
I can't wait to see the ...Ladies (and gentlemen?):<br /><br />I can't wait to see the faces of all the males in the theater during "New Moon," when Edward unleashes his big "reveal" in the square...thereby stunning the female contingency with his taut and bedazzled shoulders/arms/torso (which ALL of us have already seen...and by which we will still be stunned, nonetheless), and thoroughly depressing their grumbling male companions.<br /><br />(Note to moms: Reminds me of the SpongeBob episode in which Squidward tries to squelch his jealousy of rich, dapper former classmate Squilliam by picturing him in his underwear...cut to image of Squilliam in boxers, his (literally) chiseled abs ablaze...Squidward: "Oh no, he's hot!")Mrs. Robinsanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17731608264575209426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47538351942586706132009-05-29T06:46:42.822-04:002009-05-29T06:46:42.822-04:00My husband was going to read Twilight, when my dau...My husband was going to read Twilight, when my daughter told him to (she knows how to twist dad around her finger), but as he grew progressively more jealous of a certain fictional vampire, he flatly refuses. Oh well, he's been reaping the benefits of my obsession, especially the Fanfic. <br /><br />Thank goodness those yummy shirtless Robward pics are eveywhere - I don't want to go through the day with visions of Ralphie (no matter how much I love him) or that freakin' scary Bad Vampire in my head!GivMeVenomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-50052260644902402672009-05-29T03:12:42.270-04:002009-05-29T03:12:42.270-04:00I work with a guy that is a fan of the books and t...I work with a guy that is a fan of the books and the movie. He knows I like them.. but He does not know of my obession with it... (no one knows how bad mine is..) well other than these blogs. It is comforting knowing I can come here and feel normal. LOL I LOVE Ralphie! (I choo-choo choose you Edward!) And uhh.... creepy crepperson or whatever he is.. ick.Bobinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-2885977919690019062009-05-29T00:45:19.628-04:002009-05-29T00:45:19.628-04:00My husband hasn't read any of the Twilight books b...My husband hasn't read any of the Twilight books but he has admited to reading most of Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles. I think with Twilight it's the style of reading. If it's a good book, guys will read it but since Twilight is from Bella's POV I don't blame any guy for being afraid to touch it and for any guy embracing it. Hell. He'd be one of the few guys at a Twilight event and think about the guy/girl ratio. I'm surprised more straight guys aren't using this as a way to meet chicks. Pretend you like Twilight, get the girl drunk.. LOL.Honolulu Girl-Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44296181882543662782009-05-29T00:42:02.815-04:002009-05-29T00:42:02.815-04:00@Heather--Ha! Ha! I like your comment about the p...@Heather--Ha! Ha! I like your comment about the pledge money--it somehow just makes me feel better about my obsession with all this....puts a little intellectual spin on it if you will. :)VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28699846823023925012009-05-29T00:02:33.370-04:002009-05-29T00:02:33.370-04:00I still can't believe that there are actual, heter...I still can't believe that there are actual, heterosexual men that enjoy Twilight. DON'T GET ME WRONG! I know all kinds of guys who are into fantasy/sci-fi books and had a bunch of guy friends who were totally into Buffy (but, come on, it's not like Sarah Michelle Gellar made the show difficult to watch or anything). It's just, that for me, the story's basically about the love story and most guys I know don't get into the romance bit.<br /><br />But more power to you Unicorns. And start lurking around the theaters when New Moon comes out. You're sure to get laid. :)<br /><br />@themrs - ditch the shame and tell your hubby about fanfic. things will only get hotter. TRUST ME! ;)<br /><br />@VitaminR70 - you are SO right about the folks at NPR and I should have realized it earlier, I listen to it ALL the time. Sweet! That makes me feel like less of a twislut. Or maybe I should start wondering just what NPR is doing with my pledge money. Hmmm.....Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17031238468638087774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37640975792274677702009-05-28T23:16:56.173-04:002009-05-28T23:16:56.173-04:00Cock-block - Love it! haha
Maybe the guys in fron...Cock-block - Love it! haha<br /><br />Maybe the guys in front of you in the movies "were bent as a nine bob note" if you catch my drift? Not that there is anything wrong with that Twi-Hards are made up of all kinds of wonderful peeps :)<br /><br />"uni-corn" or was it "uni-HORN"...<br /><br />Bloody Nora that creepy bad hairdo guy is back! I'm sure his mum loves him though..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24556654925748034762009-05-28T22:56:35.007-04:002009-05-28T22:56:35.007-04:00Frankly, I don't think my husband even knows what ...Frankly, I don't think my husband even knows what Twilight is... I generally restrain myself from speaking of it in his presence, but when it does come up, he gets this confused look on his face like duh, what the hell are you talking about? I actually think this is good for me - there is no suspicion as to what I do with my free time.... However, I have to agree with you ladies (and I use that term loosely), he does reap the benefits of the dirty fanfic and he has no idea why!! LOL!<br /><br />PS - Quit it with the creepy dude, he burns my retinas!Stacy207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42174735886862385182009-05-28T22:43:13.979-04:002009-05-28T22:43:13.979-04:00@VitaminR70 - Sorry 'bout blowing our cover. I fi...@VitaminR70 - Sorry 'bout blowing our cover. I figure if they come here and see that, they'll just work that much harder... right? <br /><br />(Ok, I've been watching True Blood and probably should stay away from commenting)<br /><br />And I love how you all have basically named creepy dude. I can only hope that he never finds out I've discovered his cache of internet pictures... that's what you get when you post pics of yourself online!!! LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77474172707760076202009-05-28T22:37:06.593-04:002009-05-28T22:37:06.593-04:00I haven't seen my husband read a book in years. C...I haven't seen my husband read a book in years. Can't imagine him picking up Twilight; although he admitted the movie "wasn't bad." Like the others have said, he has most definitely reaped the benefits:) I heart me some Twiporn!<br /><br />Shit! Now I'm going to have nightmares again about creeptastic boy! At least that picture isn't as scary as the last one!AJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10367268706771526811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77610953040207210282009-05-28T22:27:22.781-04:002009-05-28T22:27:22.781-04:00Hey its Creeptastic dude!!!!
God loves a try-er, b...Hey its Creeptastic dude!!!!<br />God loves a try-er, but sadly inflicts creepo-Iwishiwasavamp-On us.<br /><br />Happy days<br />-CorrCorinna Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03250746672119627468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5243427414644484672009-05-28T22:19:06.124-04:002009-05-28T22:19:06.124-04:00My husband will not touch Twilight, unfortunately,...My husband will not touch Twilight, unfortunately, but my 16 year old nephew has read them all. In fact three days before 'Twilight' came out he called me (knowing I am completely obsessed) and asked if I would take him to see 'Twilight'. I was so flattered. He loved the books and he loved the movie. I think he asked me to take him because none of his guy friends wanted to go and he was too embarassed to ask any of his girl friends.<br /><br />Both times I saw the movie in the theater there were a few men in the crowd....grown men who I assumed were there with their wives/girlfriends.<br /><br />BTW--I think everyone at NPR secretly loves Twilight--they had tons of coverage about it when the movie came out--not really your typical NPR subject matter. They even put it in their recap of important/memorable things that happened in 2008.<br /><br />@JJ--love the captions above. Especially the first one--stop blowing our cover girl.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9305623775378646452009-05-28T22:13:41.232-04:002009-05-28T22:13:41.232-04:00Ack! Not that guy again. The scarf does nothing ...Ack! Not that guy again. The scarf does nothing to hide the shame he should feel.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943902552573063174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-889025392573353022009-05-28T22:01:51.116-04:002009-05-28T22:01:51.116-04:00my husband is on eclipse and i swear it's turned m...my husband is on eclipse and i swear it's turned me on even more to know he's reading them. he loves them, which shocks me since it's not at all his normal cup of tea. he still doesn't know about fanfic, i'm too embarassed to tell him! but he's reaping the benefits... oh yes he is.themrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05036877130096142872noreply@blogger.com