tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8455185895582764566..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Robert Pattinson Magazine Mash-Up!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24915830748988754922011-04-29T10:31:29.218-04:002011-04-29T10:31:29.218-04:00Hmmm I think it's time for another run to the ...Hmmm I think it's time for another run to the magazine shop and see what I can find. Gotta keep that twilight collection up...<br>When I bought the sexy stars of twilight mag I did the same flip over to the back to try and hide it, no such luck it had a fugly drawing of Kristen, Rob, & Taylor. I thought that Kristen looked like Princess Leia and Rob looked like Elvis...red_bellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26990923397918767062011-04-29T10:31:29.029-04:002011-04-29T10:31:29.029-04:00My mom bought my daughter the Rob Pattinson Mag la...My mom bought my daughter the Rob Pattinson Mag last week. She is such a nice grandma. Well...my daughter has yet to receive it.<br><br>It IS MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! hehehe<br><br>Purely research of course..TwiBoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11619055215874037632011-04-29T10:31:28.757-04:002011-04-29T10:31:28.757-04:00Okay girls I don't know where this post topic ...Okay girls I don't know where this post topic goes so I guess this is as good as anywhere.<br><br>I JUST HAD MY FIRST JACOB SEX DREAM.<br><br>I've been team Edward since May 2009 when I read Twilight.<br><br>This changes things.<br><br>OH MY JACOB! He was warm caring explosive. I don't know how my unconscience mind has done this but it has.<br><br>Okay so WE (some select group of about 100 fans had won a day with the Twilight cast. It was the perfect fall day beautiful, crisp, blue, windy.<br><br>The location was an outdoor park, totally closed to the public except for our group. <br><br>First we played some crazy tag football game. (Shouldn't this have been baseball?) Any way we were having so much fun and no one was enjoying the day more than our beloved Twilight cast. We were all as one...<br><br>However at the beginning everyone was totally focused on Robsten. What are they doing, they are playing foot ball okay I'm watching that. And just fyi in the dream it was totally open that they were a couple, were going to be a couple and everyone was very relaxed in that. No tension what if what ifs.<br><br>Then somehow I met Taylor. This is wierd too, but i wasn't my "real age" self and I wasn't my teenage self. It was more of the real me and the real <br>Taylor.<br><br>So things went along and he promised that he would meet me later in private. I looked forward to that all day.<br><br>When we finally saw each other it was explosive. He was so generous andd GIFTED. And girls trust me I've had my share of Robward dreams.<br><br>I don't know if the comparsion has any basis whatsoever in real life...but let me say that if I were Bella or Kristen I would give some serious consideration to Jacob or Taylor because the boy is talented.<br><br>He kept his eyes open and connected to my eyes during the cummulative moment! Ever, have you ever???<br><br>Think about TAYCOB girls...Cindynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19033799300904569642011-04-29T10:31:27.607-04:002011-04-29T10:31:27.607-04:00hahahahaha you are so brave, I do think that perha...hahahahaha you are so brave, I do think that perhaps the publishers shoudl furnish a discreet paper bag for the Twilight magazines like they do with real porn...not like I know how they make porn discreet...but seriously..I laughed...out loud...when I saw your cart picture!salnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-50337533057203960982011-04-29T10:31:26.735-04:002011-04-29T10:31:26.735-04:00****WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING TO HOLD THEMSELVES UNTI...****WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING TO HOLD THEMSELVES UNTIL NOV 20TH?***<br><br>I have re read the entire sagag & am now reading ALL the fan fic i can get my obsessed mitts on..I have recently taken to learning about Carlisle before Twilight & Jane & Alec & The Volturi b4 Twilight too..<br><br>I found the most fabulous Carlisle b4 Twilight leading into Twilight story (a book really) that I read obsessively in 2 days..looking for good Jane & alec fan fic. <br><br>I make silly collages too :) <br><br>I have watched "You Tube" & the Xtra's DVD about a mill times too..java.gurlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04074126977989225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13184172961112907562011-04-29T10:31:25.866-04:002011-04-29T10:31:25.866-04:00Hey - It's "seriously considering TAYCOB&...Hey - It's "seriously considering TAYCOB" Cindy<br><br>So...I'm not my real age in the dreams. I'm always an appropriate under 20 OR there is some dream world where nobody has a physical age we're all just our spiritual age thing. It's the subconscious mind at work. (how do you spell subconscious?) <br><br>I can only do what I can to control my CONSCIOUS (Am I still spelling this wrong?)...ne way...as I was saying I only have modified control over my thoughts when I'm awake. And these body uh I mean boys don't make it easy. <br><br>YOU see what it's like to be in hormonal hell. And I don't have a husband to take out all this "energy" on. <br><br>So if you know any 108 year old vampires or 16 year old werewolves or (Breaking Dawn spoiler alert) shape-shifters. Send their fine asses down to Texas. I'll find them from the border. <br><br>So it's not Cindy God help you you're old enough to be Robward's mother and yes I am old enough to be TAYCOB's grandmother. (But for the record just barely. As if I and my offspring started reproductive years at age 14.5. So now math wizards, how old is pervy Cindy? <br><br>Anyway I don't think of Edward as being 17. I think of him as being an exceptionally well preserved 108year old. So that would make HIM pervy not me! <br><br>CindyCindynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68910912594214537752011-04-29T10:31:25.065-04:002011-04-29T10:31:25.065-04:00They have Wegmans in NJ???? I LOVE Wegmans!!!!!!!!...They have Wegmans in NJ???? I LOVE Wegmans!!!!!!!!!!J9mercnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14553753820778561232009-10-03T18:16:16.819-04:002009-10-03T18:16:16.819-04:00I got Rob pattinson's life stories mag for my ...I got Rob pattinson's life stories mag for my birthday, it was a very welcome gift from the girls. All I got from my husband was an eye roll when he saw it.Shannon Palmer-Realtorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08226704898522860484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79700580098281585332009-10-03T17:12:18.273-04:002009-10-03T17:12:18.273-04:00@Rob's Bitch - LMFAO - sorry!!! We heart you, ...@Rob's Bitch - LMFAO - sorry!!! We heart you, still! Don't be mad...<br /><br />: )Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08191520975150095175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59615469332689559122009-10-03T10:06:40.041-04:002009-10-03T10:06:40.041-04:00Fuck you.
Because of this post I spent 2 hours at...Fuck you.<br /><br />Because of this post I spent 2 hours at Borders last night reading Rob magazines.<br /><br />Fuck you.Rob's Bitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74658880189169040372009-10-02T23:06:34.619-04:002009-10-02T23:06:34.619-04:00Hi...
This is such an awesome post.I have enjoyed ...Hi...<br />This is such an awesome post.I have enjoyed alot while browsing it here.I love Robert and Kristen!!!They are both great actors and actress<br /><a href="http://www.zoombits.de" rel="nofollow">Druckerpatronen</a>Kristannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04306985977419599398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32031032999308146172009-10-02T16:41:32.191-04:002009-10-02T16:41:32.191-04:00I'm in RiteAid today to buy a pack of Guinness...I'm in RiteAid today to buy a pack of Guinness, and I see one of the Rob mags. HAD to have it. So I'm at the check-out with my booze and my porn and the clerk cards me! And she tells me not b/c of the beer, but the mag LOL. I almost said it was for my niece but I just hung my head and slithered out ;-)BR549https://www.blogger.com/profile/00492557515665434682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-50180626231978476362009-10-02T09:17:01.219-04:002009-10-02T09:17:01.219-04:00They have Wegmans in NJ???? I LOVE Wegmans!!!!!!!!...They have Wegmans in NJ???? I LOVE Wegmans!!!!!!!!!!J9mercnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52527615500850585432009-10-02T08:03:56.916-04:002009-10-02T08:03:56.916-04:00You'd think this my deter me from having my bo...You'd think this my deter me from having my boy in NY send me a copy over to the UK but I really want the posters... I'm 27 :/<br />- LorabellLorabellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300514935779920345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53867788600257579252009-10-01T23:02:45.892-04:002009-10-01T23:02:45.892-04:00I so wanted to buy one of the all RPattz magazines...I so wanted to buy one of the all RPattz magazines but I thought my husband would kill me for spending $10 on that since he has been out of work for 4 months and hates my obsession. But I did buy the M magazine picutered above because I thought I could blame that on my 7-year old daughter wanting it. How sad is it that I have to blame things on a 7 year old to hide my obsession.bierbecknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65303575047987521922009-10-01T22:02:58.638-04:002009-10-01T22:02:58.638-04:00I just LMAO Sty-at your post ..and all these comme...I just LMAO Sty-at your post ..and all these comments!<br />what a fucking hoot. <br /><br />I have to say that going to the stores where all the mags taunt me is painful because i see all the tween mags (and all the 14 year old heart throbs on them with those lawyers/doctors to be "The Jonas Brothers")..and I just cringe at myself. I feel waaaaay too pathetic. Some days I'm brave and all Rosalie like VolvoBackseater..but most days - not so much! I just lurk from my laptop. So STY I need your research - I too will help fund! getb that paypal going! I need YOU!<br /><br />and I LOL for Cazza and the gift wrapping the mag. This was hilarious! Thx everyone!KinTheFlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12607420931528239193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-91440807090820597562009-10-01T21:58:53.196-04:002009-10-01T21:58:53.196-04:00When I was a tween, it was all about Robbie Willia...When I was a tween, it was all about Robbie Williams, Boyzone and the Backstreet Boys (I liked Nick. Sister Banshee used to call me a lesbian because of it). Oh and David Beckham and Michael Owen, another soccer player who is, imo, way hotter than Becks. <br />I still like older guys (Johnny Depp, Anthony Keidis, Dave Navarro, Ewan McGregor, to name a few). Rob's the only guy I've really crushed on who's younger than me. But it's only a year, so I don't feel like too much of a perv. <br /><br />@Cindy: I'm pretty sure you're spelling conscious and subconscious right. I'm such a nerd...Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32814314478894545042009-10-01T21:16:06.142-04:002009-10-01T21:16:06.142-04:00Okay so one more thing...
How many thought could ...Okay so one more thing...<br /><br />How many thought could a <br />Twitard think <br />If a Twitard could think <br /><br />How many thoughts could Robward wanting-woman think<br />If a Robward wanting woman could<br />think? <br /><br />How many things would a Robward <br />wanting-woman could want non Rob things?<br /><br />How many JayCob girls could if they could would they?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34933890578325974352009-10-01T20:51:34.421-04:002009-10-01T20:51:34.421-04:00I'm laughing so hard at all the flashbacks of ...I'm laughing so hard at all the flashbacks of my Tiger Beat days. I had my room plastered with pictures of all the guys from "The Outsiders" (Tom Cruise, Patrick Swazye, Rob Lowe, etc.) Those "older guys" were all I could think about. Now that I'm much *cough* older, it's so frustrating to be embarassed to buy the Rob magazines and look at the check-out girl and think, if you even make a comment, I will rip your fuckin' throat out!!! I just want to enjoy my Rob loot in peace.VolvoBackseaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06638620243231445646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-7384541638383006432009-10-01T19:54:31.408-04:002009-10-01T19:54:31.408-04:00Hey - It's "seriously considering TAYCOB&...Hey - It's "seriously considering TAYCOB" Cindy<br /><br />So...I'm not my real age in the dreams. I'm always an appropriate under 20 OR there is some dream world where nobody has a physical age we're all just our spiritual age thing. It's the subconscious mind at work. (how do you spell subconscious?) <br /><br />I can only do what I can to control my CONSCIOUS (Am I still spelling this wrong?)...ne way...as I was saying I only have modified control over my thoughts when I'm awake. And these body uh I mean boys don't make it easy. <br /><br />YOU see what it's like to be in hormonal hell. And I don't have a husband to take out all this "energy" on. <br /><br />So if you know any 108 year old vampires or 16 year old werewolves or (Breaking Dawn spoiler alert) shape-shifters. Send their fine asses down to Texas. I'll find them from the border. <br /><br />So it's not Cindy God help you you're old enough to be Robward's mother and yes I am old enough to be TAYCOB's grandmother. (But for the record just barely. As if I and my offspring started reproductive years at age 14.5. So now math wizards, how old is pervy Cindy? <br /><br />Anyway I don't think of Edward as being 17. I think of him as being an exceptionally well preserved 108year old. So that would make HIM pervy not me! <br /><br />CindyCindynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-92228342723545603402009-10-01T19:10:32.330-04:002009-10-01T19:10:32.330-04:00BOOK ABOUT CARLISLES LIFE. TRUST, IT DOES NOT SUCK...BOOK ABOUT CARLISLES LIFE. TRUST, IT DOES NOT SUCK AT ALL. IT IS FABULOUS! SO FABULOUS! I PROMISE :)<br /><br />http://www.lulu.com/content/7435818<br /><br />IT'S CALLED "WANING MOON" BY "YBOR JEN.Vampyre Gurls Book Club Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04074126977989225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39828270812107416122009-10-01T18:43:47.696-04:002009-10-01T18:43:47.696-04:00****WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING TO HOLD THEMSELVES UNTI...****WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING TO HOLD THEMSELVES UNTIL NOV 20TH?***<br /><br />I have re read the entire sagag & am now reading ALL the fan fic i can get my obsessed mitts on..I have recently taken to learning about Carlisle before Twilight & Jane & Alec & The Volturi b4 Twilight too..<br /><br />I found the most fabulous Carlisle b4 Twilight leading into Twilight story (a book really) that I read obsessively in 2 days..looking for good Jane & alec fan fic. <br /><br />I make silly collages too :) <br /><br />I have watched "You Tube" & the Xtra's DVD about a mill times too..Vampyre Gurls Book Club Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04074126977989225153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71546706613222936852009-10-01T16:41:07.434-04:002009-10-01T16:41:07.434-04:00I was actually thinking about this just the other ...I was actually thinking about this just the other day -- i.e. the fact that when I was younger, I liked relatively "older" celebs... Like, when I was a teen, I liked Johnny Depp (who is 13 years older than me) or Keanu Reeves (who is 12 years older)... But I never had crushes on the guys my own age... So, yeah, I get why the kids love Rob, even though he's relatively older...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3147117920394279882009-10-01T16:28:30.783-04:002009-10-01T16:28:30.783-04:00Snarky - so funny you should mention this....Mama ...Snarky - so funny you should mention this....Mama Cougar made the same TwiPorn Mix up! (I forgot my damned bifocals when I went to the local CVS to get my mag.)<br /><br />Here's the video evidence of my rant:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81lznG7BTZQ<br /><br />Mama CougarMama Cougarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32365797369486458702009-10-01T15:32:09.458-04:002009-10-01T15:32:09.458-04:00@ Cindy, pmsl! I love that you're comparing R...@ Cindy, pmsl! I love that you're comparing Robward & Taycob's prowess in your dreams!<br /><br />I have to confess swinging both ways a bit, I love Edward (of course) but every so often I need a Jacob fix. I have to say that this has become more frequent since the lastest topless shots came out. I still get a big shiver of wrongness through me though when I find myself having *ahem* inappropriate thoughts about him. Although the age of consent is 16 over here ;o). Trouble is though, the more if these pics I see, you know. God knows what I'll be like at the film. I think a Taycob dream might just tip me over the edge (yes I did say tip :oP), I had a Rob dream that had nothing but flirting in it and that notched my Robsession up to unacceptable levels for about a week before my hormones died down enough to function again. Have to confess to having this window open against my topless Taycob wallpaper though. Taylor comes across as really nice in interviews too, he seems pretty genuine. Enough of this underage madness now *sigh*.Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.com