tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post856454242969979518..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: I Take One For The Team and Interview RPattz... AgainSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49763648053065019952011-04-29T10:29:45.983-04:002011-04-29T10:29:45.983-04:00How did I miss your first interview w/ The Presh? ...How did I miss your first interview w/ The Presh? Oh man-Once again, wine out the nose. Hurts, but feels oh so good too. I loved your interviews w/ Robert. I was laughing hysterically, making my hubby roll his eyes and call me a 'tard-That's Twitard to you Mister! Love you LKW! Keep 'em comin', and I'll do the same to Rob! (Sorry-I couldn't resist!)MKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02864744269979327668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1495027960000490372011-04-29T10:29:45.206-04:002011-04-29T10:29:45.206-04:00LMAO at this interview. Latchkey Wife, I think I ...LMAO at this interview. Latchkey Wife, I think I love you. I don't know why RPattz won't show you his peen... maybe third time is the charm???Musing Bellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33638490818070965972011-04-29T10:29:44.567-04:002011-04-29T10:29:44.567-04:00And here I thought we couldn't get any saucier...And here I thought we couldn't get any saucier - who knew?! <br><br>& next time you get an interview, LKW, you'd better bring us along for the ride (uh, and other things...).<br><br>: )<br><br>ok i am off to start creating @mmMoxie's disguise - it's gonna come in handy next time!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16875812146892311752010-04-15T22:07:07.630-04:002010-04-15T22:07:07.630-04:00What? *looks around confused* I see nothing weird ...What? *looks around confused* I see nothing weird about her line of questioning. FINALLY, someone who got to the bottom of things. Latchkey wife, you are my hero.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38184337244177384372010-04-15T20:28:35.014-04:002010-04-15T20:28:35.014-04:00Fucking hilarious! I am so glad u asked the import...Fucking hilarious! I am so glad u asked the important questions! I have to visit latchkey land more often! Priceless!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-18878175227543807202010-04-15T19:59:30.311-04:002010-04-15T19:59:30.311-04:00@biel. OMFG! i can't believe you posted here! ...@biel. OMFG! i can't believe you posted here! (you'll know me as derrydowngreen1 over at youtube).<br /><br />it's an honour! more fifty shades vids please please please!<br /><br />oh um yeah can you do one now for the fuckhawt billy burke? that would be sooo nice and sty can post about THAT!neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13448992201571653762010-04-15T19:48:07.013-04:002010-04-15T19:48:07.013-04:00@sparklemindy & LKW. ummm, can i watch?
vw: ...@sparklemindy & LKW. ummm, can i watch?<br /><br />vw: duene<br /><br />neverthink watched rpattz duene with LKW and sparklemindy.<br /><br />srsly - i think cf4life works at the fucking veriword store. just sayin.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26317437614443512882010-04-15T18:33:05.132-04:002010-04-15T18:33:05.132-04:00@LKW-
I would like to place an application to be y...@LKW-<br />I would like to place an application to be your assistant. As a service to society, I would work for free.<br /> Clearly, I think Rob would feel more comfortable , shall we say, 2 on 1.<br />I have mad skillz. We WOULD get answers!!SparkleMindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14350517715518416830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71355465746891669152010-04-15T16:41:09.478-04:002010-04-15T16:41:09.478-04:00ROFL!!! I absolutelly love your 2nd interview as w...ROFL!!! I absolutelly love your 2nd interview as well! So glad to find you here! *mwah*Bielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16988414397304100142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44623783830425359472010-04-15T14:35:12.023-04:002010-04-15T14:35:12.023-04:00I fucking love you, LKW. Thank you for being a ser...I fucking love you, LKW. Thank you for being a serious journalist who asks the questions we really want answered.Kitty Elvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02952669534355451586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80115832943700425672010-04-15T13:30:58.344-04:002010-04-15T13:30:58.344-04:00Christian Stuart - bwahahahahaha
Perfect timing o...Christian Stuart - bwahahahahaha<br /><br />Perfect timing on this post, considering Billy Burke just told Rob to check out Twitarded yesterday. He'll feel so welcomed.<br /><br />I'm planning to interview Rob on my blog at some point. I'll be sure not to mention I know you.Robs Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02663302181812955540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1927590606873977952010-04-15T12:40:21.874-04:002010-04-15T12:40:21.874-04:00omgg did you actually ask him these questions ? yo...omgg did you actually ask him these questions ? you are fucking insane! big love to you.indigo.buntinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01088244909621453336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25210535008662985632010-04-15T12:05:36.764-04:002010-04-15T12:05:36.764-04:00@LKW - you effin rock my world.
@ neverthink &quo...@LKW - you effin rock my world.<br /><br />@ neverthink "...inguinale coccolare..." jeebus- that's brillant- great ref.<br /><br />@mmMoxie 'Christian Stuart' - faneffintabulous!<br /><br />@Twired Jen: you so reminded me of the scene from _don't mess with the zohan_ when he says 'smell it, smell it, now take it"Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3388500343928880912010-04-15T07:12:16.434-04:002010-04-15T07:12:16.434-04:00Ohmyfuck you are hilarious! I love your dirty mind...Ohmyfuck you are hilarious! I love your dirty mind and your fearlessness. We are lucky someone out there is willing to ask the important questions! <br /><br />Thanks for the laughs. Now I must clean spewed tea off my monitor!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00939175014606127592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8899637186010350272010-04-15T06:22:33.713-04:002010-04-15T06:22:33.713-04:00@neverthink: Thanks for posting that link... now ...@neverthink: Thanks for posting that link... now I've made myself late for work this morning listening to the dirty stuff coming out of his mouth. <br /><br />I am the Pirate Hooker, but I refuse to return to Whore Island... unless he comes with him (and on me!)sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72015769105972076882010-04-15T02:50:19.093-04:002010-04-15T02:50:19.093-04:00I have to say it. Out loud.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU L...I have to say it. Out loud.<br /><br />I FUCKING LOVE YOU LKW!!! Your unswerving committment to journalistic integrity is astounding! Your grace under fire puts you in a class above the rest. And now that's my 2 degress of separation to the Precious. YES!StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79123523607818512532010-04-15T02:28:10.680-04:002010-04-15T02:28:10.680-04:00LoL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, PMSL, and the likes.
You defi...LoL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, PMSL, and the likes.<br /><br />You definitely belong here on Twitarded, LKW.Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3602819494841274302010-04-15T02:00:13.753-04:002010-04-15T02:00:13.753-04:00Out of all of that awesomeness I can't get pas...Out of all of that awesomeness I can't get past one thing... I have to say - in my very vivid mind - he IS circumcised! Ok, and slightly manscaped. I do enjoy this lovely mental picture<br />*sigh*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70865640701746882010-04-15T01:55:02.349-04:002010-04-15T01:55:02.349-04:00Oh LKW your genius dirty mind at work again. Next...Oh LKW your genius dirty mind at work again. Next time can you throw in some questions about what really turns him on and what shampoo does KStew use so we can all smell like her? Actually scratch that...what shampoo does he use so we can all smell like him. What whiskey does he drink? You know practical info I can work with...puhlease.<br /><br />Oh and hello Billy! (In case you are lurking) Cheers! Can someone pass me the flask I need a shot.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8709280362442584252010-04-14T23:42:28.079-04:002010-04-14T23:42:28.079-04:00@linds. translate, you say? heh. as Principe Del...@linds. translate, you say? heh. as Principe Della Mafiaward would say...inguinale coccolare...<br /><br />umm ok i think i just came a little.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12018154781172889652010-04-14T23:37:07.517-04:002010-04-14T23:37:07.517-04:00@neverthink: "crotch-cuddle?!". Holy sh...@neverthink: "crotch-cuddle?!". Holy shit, that's going into the archives. We need to get that one translated. <br />@Moxie: Christian Stuart! How did I miss that?! <br /><br />Fooooooorrrrrkkkkssss!!! is going to be fucking riDONKulous, LKW. Now that your an official rockfuckingstar...I can just feeeel it.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41123946499017932492010-04-14T23:20:07.444-04:002010-04-14T23:20:07.444-04:00OMFG LKW. it just dawned on me...you're not t...OMFG LKW. it just dawned on me...you're not the THAT pirate hooker, are you?<br /><br />and for the rest of you twitards, here are some of the best sound bites i've encountered thus far. seems kinda fitting, since these are from actual interviews and such. <br /><br />ummmm so now i'm wondering...what were the questions LKW asked him to get THESE responses?!<br /><br />http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/12/30/in-2009-robert-pattinson-talked-and-we-swooned/<br /><br />vw: mandefl<br /><br />Rpatzz was stunned into silence when LKW mandefl'd his package.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64793984483158080772010-04-14T23:08:52.928-04:002010-04-14T23:08:52.928-04:00Clearly you have been hanging out with the wrong p...Clearly you have been hanging out with the wrong pervs lol There are actually a lot of pictures of the um, bulge. *coughs* But I loved your post to bits and pieces and I Lol'd several times. Great job :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86239467899345921832010-04-14T23:06:22.724-04:002010-04-14T23:06:22.724-04:00lmao ah shit you made me snort that was too fuckin...lmao ah shit you made me snort that was too fucking hilarious and yeah I like when he puts things in his mouth too hehe. And the Christian Stuart idea is fucking epic, Moxie is a god damn genius! Dude I really wish someone could get away with asking him questions about the peen but there is an interview out there where they all do say fuck alot lol and they talk bout doggy style and VILFs it's got some good sound bytes...Laynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17676654472263849797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10645393839625485172010-04-14T23:04:04.562-04:002010-04-14T23:04:04.562-04:00@LKW - thankfuck you can keep a errmm straight hea...@LKW - thankfuck you can keep a errmm straight head at times like these (when everybody's taking a BB u-fucking-turn)and steering us back to the safe, warm crotch-cuddle that is The Pretty. <br /><br />[insert vizual comparison: <br />jj + sty = doug. <br />BB = squirrel]<br /><br />I think i luv you best, scarecrow, cuz...<br /><br />1. you're kinda beautiful<br />2. you luvs The Precious bestest<br />3. you give blow jobs to get wot you want<br />4. you'll take a bullet for the twitards<br />5. the majority of your interviews are under the table <br /><br />so i'll follow you, LKW, down that yellow brick road to nirvana...to that magical place where you might like a parka sometimes, but don't really give a fuck if you get one or not cuz everything is already cold, wet and sparkly. just like we fucking like it.<br /><br />vw: etizedc<br /><br />LWK lurves to suck etizedc under the table.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.com