tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8570638121629302969..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Gas-X, Eclipse and Some Videos...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77173888091755112672010-01-29T11:02:57.758-05:002010-01-29T11:02:57.758-05:00@Twi-Obb- Thank you for the Fanfic suggestion. It&...@Twi-Obb- Thank you for the Fanfic suggestion. It's a jungle on that site. My ADHD only allows me about fifteen seconds of searching, a bit of perusing, and then some "Arggh!" when I come across one that's lame. <br />I have also been reading: A Picture of Dorian Gray by CorvidCoccinelle. I would put the link but I would rate it NC-17....I should really be studying and cranking out articles for classes but...S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63145489614948706942010-01-28T10:27:18.774-05:002010-01-28T10:27:18.774-05:00Is there something wrong with me that I can't ...Is there something wrong with me that I can't stop watching that modern warfare trailer?<br /><br />I can't talk right now. I'm at war! *grins*Rachael1042https://www.blogger.com/profile/16553100606224474759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48642509156995963562010-01-27T22:51:52.767-05:002010-01-27T22:51:52.767-05:00Epic.
I laughed my face off reading this post. You...Epic.<br />I laughed my face off reading this post. You never fail to make me laugh like a complete asshole, all loud and snorty, when everyone else is all quiet and dignified.kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10392736656747699537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49517771079964797222010-01-27T21:29:37.959-05:002010-01-27T21:29:37.959-05:00Ok...how the fuck do you spell douche? duche? doos...Ok...how the fuck do you spell douche? duche? doosch? Hmmm....I know that's not right, but I like dooooosh!Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73301631287110295292010-01-27T21:28:24.447-05:002010-01-27T21:28:24.447-05:00My Web MD experience after having some tummy troub...My Web MD experience after having some tummy troubles went something like this....<br />my husband..."well, what have you got?"<br />me...."well, according to my symptoms, I either have gas or stomach cancer". Helpful???? I THINK NOT!<br />And the Modern Warfare video was fucking hysterical - I loved it when they called Edward a total duche - one of my favorite all time insults.<br />wv - dicas - "I want to suck Rob's dicas"...awww yeah!Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56235208759847919742010-01-27T19:03:48.849-05:002010-01-27T19:03:48.849-05:00That is some funny shizz. @ Christy: I too ate a w...That is some funny shizz. @ Christy: I too ate a whole box of exlax when I was 3 years old. It looked like chocolate! I had to go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped after eating the exlax and that is my earliest memory. Fun times!<br /><br />Loved the vids too!MassTwingleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08801709166742384108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42178445126554755272010-01-27T15:59:56.838-05:002010-01-27T15:59:56.838-05:00Ahh jeez I'm fucking dying here with the Gas X...Ahh jeez I'm fucking dying here with the Gas X and the Modern Warfare 2 trailer..ha ha ha!! Modern Warfare is my DH's fucking addiction and Twilight is most obviously mine. <br /><br />I've def. done the Web MD I think I'm dying thing too. You're not alone. I've also learned that you never, ever, ever tell your doctor that you looked up your symptoms on the Internet because they will swiftly write you off as a hypochondriac. <br /><br />The fanfic I've been reading lately I have to suggest to you all is Twice as Long as Yesterday by Hopeful Wager. Lord Cullen and peasant Bella sound good to anyone? It's is fuckhawt you'll all have to read it if you haven't already.<br /><br />@ drgnflygrl HA! Blood in my pee...you've totally ruined that song for me now. LOLtwi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorcenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4053545972361057492010-01-27T15:33:28.539-05:002010-01-27T15:33:28.539-05:00Mr TM normally rules the remote in our house. Twi...Mr TM normally rules the remote in our house. Twice in the last week he decided to watch Twilight. Plus he is reading Breaking Dawn. Must be the best hubby ever. My only giggle is when he asked if Breaking Dawn was the third book. <br /><br />Glad you are feeling better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87431149026928142572010-01-27T12:24:36.682-05:002010-01-27T12:24:36.682-05:00I love that song, except it sounds like she says &...I love that song, except it sounds like she says 'There's blood in my pee, I'll follow your lead'. I know thats not it, but once I heard it, I hear it every time I listen to it.Drgnflygrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06643091571918570594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82768904270215313572010-01-27T12:11:57.129-05:002010-01-27T12:11:57.129-05:00LOL!---only you JJ!!!
Fantastic Eclipse video! T...LOL!---only you JJ!!! <br /><br />Fantastic Eclipse video! Thank you! I will miss RL too--she is lucky though--She completely rose above the wardrobe, contacts, and wig blunders the rest suffered. I thought her hair was TO DIE FOR in New Moon! <br /><br />"My Life to Be" updated this am!(same author as Art after 5) I can hear the lemons rolling out soon!Twifiltered brainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11580598537227167014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34105280947291825302010-01-27T10:52:58.961-05:002010-01-27T10:52:58.961-05:00Now wait a minute...you took Gas-X and it made you...Now wait a minute...you took Gas-X and it made you NOT fart??? Maybe you better check the box again. <br /><br />That shit turns my tooter on even faster than Tums. <br /><br />Okay, I need to go back to anxiously awaiting the Mac Book or whatever reveal. I am so not geeky like that but I am super exicted for a new, even better way to read fan fic on the go. <br /><br />Can I hear an Amen, sista???mrsjbreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05762130025394649836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46753155698477862052010-01-27T09:59:28.655-05:002010-01-27T09:59:28.655-05:00Oh my shit. I loved the Modern Warfare vid.Oh my shit. I loved the Modern Warfare vid.Stoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01768915371484070538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64335986102653091702010-01-27T09:51:55.374-05:002010-01-27T09:51:55.374-05:00Aw shit. You are totally going to get my pretendin...Aw shit. You are totally going to get my pretending-to-be-working ass fired. I am sitting here reading your post gaging so that I don't laugh and snort out loud. And thanks for the warning about colostomy bag google searches, though silly me, I did it anyway...aaknittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01347215016740271271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30062179849575351602010-01-27T08:25:04.338-05:002010-01-27T08:25:04.338-05:00Haha love it, I'm the opposite, I take everyth...Haha love it, I'm the opposite, I take everything going and lots of it, give me drugs, make me better. It comes in XL form? great! bigger the better as they say. Amazingly I'm still alive even though I regularly take more pain killers than I'm supposed to but thats cos they don't work anymore but what the hell it makes me feel better in my head, I think.<br /><br />Anyhoo, to my point, I work for a GP so I see my share of hypochondriacs on a daily basis so just for the helluvit I brought a book in to put on the used books sales stand in the waiting area (cruel grin) it was a readers digest one that my mother had bought me once (go figure readers digest at 20 something, why would I want it, at 20 something I was trying to get liver disease real bad)Well the book was snapped up within 10 seconds, it was a self help medical manual bwahahaha, gave the fuckers something to think about didn't it!!!NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78308083035061444682010-01-27T08:02:59.360-05:002010-01-27T08:02:59.360-05:00I think Mr. Latchkey and I could definitely give y...I think Mr. Latchkey and I could definitely give you guys a run for title of "least romantic"!! LOL!<br /><br />Nice one! I swore off cold medicine a couple years ago after I was positive I was having a stroke after taking Mucinex.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8838491920956120112010-01-27T05:19:20.584-05:002010-01-27T05:19:20.584-05:00OMFG, I never laughed so hard to a blog post, like...OMFG, I never laughed so hard to a blog post, like ever. Freaking hilarious. You were lucky. Imagine someone put laxative pills instead. You would've been screwed.<br /><br />And, that story about webmd - I could totally related - after I stopped snorting while laughing my ass off, of course.<br /><br />I love that Possibility song, and the video was very nice.Nessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44751602102905005482010-01-27T04:17:13.390-05:002010-01-27T04:17:13.390-05:00Webmd does make me very paranoid :(
I really liked...Webmd does make me very paranoid :(<br />I really liked the first 2 videos...the third one creeped me out a bit. "You mean Edward rips the baby out of Bellas uterus and no one does anything" so fucking hilarious!Melissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86151132797107797752010-01-27T03:43:43.887-05:002010-01-27T03:43:43.887-05:00evidently once when i was little i thought ex-lax ...evidently once when i was little i thought ex-lax was chocolate and climbed on the toilet and ate like a whole box.<br /><br />i think it traumatized my parents. thank GOD i don't remember it.<br /><br />this post completely solidified my <3 for you, jj. you are freaking hilarious.<br /><br />my w/v is 'dingsta'. i can't think of anything funny but i like how it sounds.christyhttp://www.twitter.com/starrebellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8975136602412331882010-01-27T03:05:23.833-05:002010-01-27T03:05:23.833-05:00"Extra Strength Gas-fucking-X. I guess that e..."Extra Strength Gas-fucking-X. I guess that explains why I was less farty than usual yesterday."<br />Ooh this is why I love Twitarded.... Hope you're feeling better today!!!<br />Soooo can't read WebMD... scares me!<br /><br />Had a first today in like 14 moths or so, today was the first day I didn't a single ff update! I need my daily fix of FFward!<br /><br />VW "moles" I kinda.very.much.so.want.to.lick robward's neck moles. tmi?Track 10noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69276333902660013742010-01-27T01:43:34.714-05:002010-01-27T01:43:34.714-05:00Thanks for the ab work-out Jenny! Holy shit Gas-X...Thanks for the ab work-out Jenny! Holy shit Gas-X? That is too freaking funny. I see Gas-X care packages in your future.<br /><br />The Modern Warfare vid was pretty funny. I especially liked the cut to the army dude reading Eclipse. Ha! <br /><br />I LOOOVVVEEED the Likke Li vid. Very creative. I totally would have been doing shit like that all the time when I was a teen if I had the technology available today. The little fuckers today have everything dammit....except a freaking job! Wow, I am bitter today. Best go cool down with some smutty fanfic.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64007029772322255952010-01-27T01:17:25.581-05:002010-01-27T01:17:25.581-05:00Um, at least u could swallow the gas x whole...unl...Um, at least u could swallow the gas x whole...unlike that fucknasty shit they call "Citrus" flavor...that shit was horrid! I'm blanking on the name. We talked about it on Twitter. That crap is like sipping on poop & orange peel flavored tea.<br />PS that "possibility" song gets me every time...no holding back the water works with that one.<br />Beg Wet smooches!<br />JenTwired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53456907986143460202010-01-27T01:15:11.503-05:002010-01-27T01:15:11.503-05:00If I wasn't such an staunch skeptic I would pr...If I wasn't such an staunch skeptic I would probably have believed WebMD and all of the erroneous shit they produce in the search...AND sometimes the "which body part" option isn't really specific enough am I right? Not my brain, my freaking eyebrow- No damn it I do not have retinal fungi! It was a cat hair. Whew!<br /><br />I know this is probably not the right post to send a shout out on this subject- but, I'm doin' it. Since becoming a Twitart here on Twitarded, I have skipped over the info on Fanfiction (saying "whatever) assuming it would pan out hastily written f-me-not's and silly stories written by 15 year old girls. I also wondered why some people seemed to think that Twilight has made their sex life better? What up with that?! I no longer ponder these amazing questions. I am in on the jig. I have found some AMAZING fanfic's this week. How does any get anything done reading these? How do your husbands get anything done? <br /><br />I have this recommendation- it is a Bella/Carlisle story w/ a possible surprise Edward. The editing is a bit off but the story has more twists and turns than the Guggenheim: <br /><br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5188252/1/Beyond_The_Broken_Scars<br /><br /><br />A big thank you JJ & STY!S.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06782799692681348853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9995234325210607722010-01-27T00:05:02.590-05:002010-01-27T00:05:02.590-05:00Oh JJ! You fucking kill me. Gas-x! BAHAHAHA! Goo...Oh JJ! You fucking kill me. Gas-x! BAHAHAHA! Good job. The ozone layer thanks you. Feel better!<br /><br />My final placement as a student nurse was on a GI floor. I don't need google.Cullenary Curserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14425062244966101928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52852952292358794502010-01-26T23:58:57.271-05:002010-01-26T23:58:57.271-05:00Oh you poor thing. Please excuse the fact that I&...Oh you poor thing. Please excuse the fact that I'm laughing my ass off at you. A common mistake really, could have happened to anyone. I feel the same way about over the counter meds. I can only imagine the dismay you felt at having mustered up the courage to use them and than discovering yourself to feel no better, but less flatulent. Hope you feel better soon and are back to your normal gas production lickity split.Toefunnynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75450200930306174682010-01-26T23:42:38.729-05:002010-01-26T23:42:38.729-05:00I think we are all on some crazy Twilight waveleng...I think we are all on some crazy Twilight wavelength sometimes... I've been feeling really sick (and tired) and took off work today too. I looked at Web MD yesterday and was convinced I must be dying. When I read this entry today I laughed so hard it really made me feel better. I really needed that. Thank you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274668870629317543noreply@blogger.com