tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8930123291341072188..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: FanFic Cures What Ails You [er, or me]Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61453028256622413602010-01-21T20:22:24.336-05:002010-01-21T20:22:24.336-05:00@Donna14 - Thank you! Guess I need to go to Urban...@Donna14 - Thank you! Guess I need to go to Urban Dictionary more.<br /><br />Just reading Alphabet Weekends and it rockin my fucking world.RTP_KJS_Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859160279515274668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66345929289289475182010-01-21T19:01:13.148-05:002010-01-21T19:01:13.148-05:00I creep you girls everyday, but never felt the nee...I creep you girls everyday, but never felt the need to leave a comment till today- I am absolutely in love with the first story you linked, it's amazing! I blew through the first 17 chapters, it was so different from most fan fiction. <br />And the Frosty one- hot.Karennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56957611678742747902010-01-21T16:59:38.275-05:002010-01-21T16:59:38.275-05:00This is sooo the best place to get ff-recs - addin...This is sooo the best place to get ff-recs - adding to my list right now. I've been wondering though: lot of my fave stories include dirty edward and innocent Bella - but where are the stories that go the other way around? I can totally imagine dirty and experienced Bella teaching young innocent Edward a thing or two about how to treat a lady...SwedenSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07092042971381394467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24847956634049839252010-01-21T06:26:43.414-05:002010-01-21T06:26:43.414-05:00Oh woweee, thanks for the Expectations and other m...Oh woweee, thanks for the Expectations and other moving pieces rec, JJ. I've just read the whole thing in one sitting. You know a story is fucking good if you're 17 chapters in with no lemons in sight and you're not going 'yeah yeah yeah, but when are they just gonna DO it?'. OMG i'm actually reading for plot, not porn! anyway, thanks, and thanks too for continuing to brighten the days of chix all round the world.<br /><br />love from australia,<br />lisaUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12123686614612629476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72239292255314519602010-01-21T00:53:59.980-05:002010-01-21T00:53:59.980-05:00@CullenLover07 A lemon refers to a graphic sex sce...@CullenLover07 A lemon refers to a graphic sex scene. The term was derived from old Blues Songs where squeezing the lemon was a euphemism for sex. If you Google "The Lemon Song" it was recorded by Led Zeppelin in 1969 it contains the following lyrics: "Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg." Today it's referred to as "He jizzed in his pants" Any "M" rated FanFic will contain Lemons.PNW Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05405994313389827964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-86410833737442616132010-01-20T22:46:09.195-05:002010-01-20T22:46:09.195-05:00You guys ROCK my world (and my computer chair) wit...You guys ROCK my world (and my computer chair) with your fanfic recs! I've been googling like crazy and am all about the bookmarks on my desktop. Mr. Monster has been giving me copious amounts of shit for the number of hours I've been spending online, tho I can't imagine why he's bitching about it when it works to his obvious advantage when I finally come up for air. Silly man! <br /><br />Just read Wendy's, and oh my....thanks JJ! ;) I feel all tingly now....vermonstermom4edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978750356306971568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15328084666092651622010-01-20T21:45:03.168-05:002010-01-20T21:45:03.168-05:00I would write a long comment but I have to go read...I would write a long comment but I have to go read FanFic now :)Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78858857351514317642010-01-20T21:36:32.095-05:002010-01-20T21:36:32.095-05:00@ mmMoxie - fucking LOVED the Hitler video - too f...@ mmMoxie - fucking LOVED the Hitler video - too fucking hilarious - thank you.<br /><br />Also, a shout out to my husband who is SO freaking awesome that he programed my phone so a pic of Rpatz comes up whenever he (my hubby) calls or texts me. Imagine the heart failure I had the first time the call came in from...RPATZ!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!<br /><br />Getting ready to start reading alphabet weekend - hope hubby is ready :)Twilight Junkiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09649065539885582179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84471906387071552152010-01-20T21:22:03.761-05:002010-01-20T21:22:03.761-05:00Yes, fanfic is an evil, evil thing that makes me a...Yes, fanfic is an evil, evil thing that makes me all happy and tingley inside!! My sister, ISeeTwiPeople, got me hooked on it when she realized I was reading the Twi-books over and over. Fanfic can ruin marriages, it's true, but you have to be sly about it!! "Honey, I'm just gonna spend four or five hours looking up some delicious recipes to make you in the future. So please take the kids to the park!!"<br /><br />'Wide Awake' was my first fanfic, FUCKING AWESOME! Then 'Abbraciare il Cantante, Freakin' LOVED it!<br />Then 'Creature of Habit', LOVED it as well. Then a really good one that I wish would update more often called 'Seducing Ms. Swan', then 'The Office' got me all hot and bothered and now I'm obsessed with 'Clipped Wings and Inked Armor' which I think is the best ever. Damn, I need to take a breath!!!!! <br /><br />Love to all you crazy lemon-lovin' gals!!<br /><br />@Myg - Here's a cute video from YouTube about how Twilight should have ended. <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhMVolvoBackseaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06638620243231445646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-67497141326591954792010-01-20T21:20:42.854-05:002010-01-20T21:20:42.854-05:00I can't keep up! I've read The Submissive...I can't keep up! I've read The Submissive and The Dominant and have caught up with The Trainer and have also caught up with Master of the Universe.<br /><br />I've added Expectations and Other Moving Pieces but I CAN'T ADD ANY MORE INCOMPLETE STORIES!!<br /><br />I'm going nuts with the ones I have!<br /><br />Sigh.......TO Twicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259102040011320988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66926487549611764162010-01-20T21:18:06.742-05:002010-01-20T21:18:06.742-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88172715332655741402010-01-20T21:02:24.122-05:002010-01-20T21:02:24.122-05:00The EP update today completely restored my faith i...The EP update today completely restored my faith in EP Edward.I thought for sure he was gonna go slum it. <br /><br />tnx 4 the ff recs.<br /><br />Read Mrs P's too! She has some interesting details to her story--and beyond lemons--like lemon zinger!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39993837005836959962010-01-20T20:50:08.830-05:002010-01-20T20:50:08.830-05:00Jenny, as if I need more recs for fics to read but...Jenny, as if I need more recs for fics to read but I bookmarked them all. It's sad really...I read way too much... but since I'm in the midst of baking about a million chocolate chip cookies for school tomorrow (yup, scary domestic), I will take advantage of things to read. My poor dh doesn't know what hit him and I doubt he really wants to find out why...I think he has an inkling but he pretends not to notice my twitardedness!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58751122839252871842010-01-20T20:45:05.991-05:002010-01-20T20:45:05.991-05:00I hate you bitches. Never, ever read fanfic before...I hate you bitches. Never, ever read fanfic before until today. But with all these mentions of tongue piercings, Frosties, and whatnot, how could I resist? <br /><br />Now all of my free time will be spent trolling for more stories, thanks to you. Oh, well - at least I get the lemon reference now.RogueTeachnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76072387437041084382010-01-20T20:44:13.158-05:002010-01-20T20:44:13.158-05:00*Ashamed to ask, but am new here*
What's with ...*Ashamed to ask, but am new here*<br />What's with the lemons and where can I find it???<br /><br />I spent all MLK day reading ff. Didn't get one fucking thing done.RTP_KJS_Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859160279515274668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62706508953048333872010-01-20T19:27:31.852-05:002010-01-20T19:27:31.852-05:00I think i need a fanfic chart. updated weekly. too...I think i need a fanfic chart. updated weekly. too much?.. ;o)<br /><br />Can i ask - on the fanfic front, because it's been nagging at me: Is it Twilight fanfic if they have the same character names? is that all it takes to qualify? <br /><br />Fair enough if so it just takes me a while to adjust my internal Edwards and Bellas. Initially i was just overjoyed to see people had filled in the shag-gaps of Breaking Dawn. But people have created whole other univii! (plural of universes right?) my mind is still at the boggle stage i think.<br /><br />Hence - fanfic chart please xxmysharonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702525071578720644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83332003831602404362010-01-20T19:18:48.777-05:002010-01-20T19:18:48.777-05:00Donnal14....double friggen Squeeeeeeeeeeeee for Em...Donnal14....double friggen Squeeeeeeeeeeeee for Emancipation Proclamation...I looooove that story! I'm off to read!jessaraehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10847417818849577949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9844043746745892022010-01-20T16:40:10.350-05:002010-01-20T16:40:10.350-05:00For Peen's sake! I spend all day being Blog-B...For Peen's sake! I spend all day being Blog-Blocked by chuffing Blogger, am so excited to get in here and then you throw more bloody fics at me for my overwhelming list! I swear it's cross one off, add ten on *sob*<br /><br />I'll be rocking in the corner if you want me....Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28963033506322501992010-01-20T16:30:08.056-05:002010-01-20T16:30:08.056-05:00Spent my day reading Company Loves Misery...arrrgg...Spent my day reading Company Loves Misery...arrrggg it's so good, I love angst and slow build up if it's written well, and AngstGoddess003 is the master of it.<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577199/1/Company_Loves_Misery<br /><br />I'll have to check out your rec's too. Thx JJtwi-obsessionwillbethecauseofmydivorcenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19775238262415092012010-01-20T14:33:30.378-05:002010-01-20T14:33:30.378-05:00@donnal14 - are you serious.. YAY!@donnal14 - are you serious.. YAY!Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58789634683243129362010-01-20T14:31:47.535-05:002010-01-20T14:31:47.535-05:00i now have a word file labeled fanfiction. I have ...i now have a word file labeled fanfiction. I have a hotmail file labeled fanfiction. i'm now trying to write a one shot... <br /><br />however, this one twat waffles is the worst offense - i was waiting in line to meet the FIRST LADY of the United States... and what am i reading you ask? fanfiction.. <br /><br />what's tv? who has time for tv when there is fanfic to be read?Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36236587307028119042010-01-20T14:08:56.322-05:002010-01-20T14:08:56.322-05:00SQUEEEEE!!! Emancipation Proclamation updated tod...SQUEEEEE!!! Emancipation Proclamation updated today...PNW Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05405994313389827964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79395460098837946522010-01-20T13:50:58.785-05:002010-01-20T13:50:58.785-05:00Hey all you Twi FanFic (TFF) Hoors... I've be...Hey all you Twi FanFic (TFF) Hoors... I've been incomunicado for a week wrapped in the soothing balm of TFF. My 50th B-day gift from Hubby 4 days of glorious, gilt free, un-interrupted indulgence. Don't know if it helps or makes worse the mid-life crisis I'm currently wallowing in. <br /><br />Anyhoo enough about me. I'd be happy to offer my assistance to Snarky & JJ re their trip to Forks I live about 100 miles from Forks. I've already got a possible itinerary set up for you: From Seattle to Forks, to La Push, to Port Angeles, to Victoria, to Vancouver (If we're lucky, maybe they'll be filming in Van) then back to Seattle to complete the loop. I'd recommend August 28 through Sept 6 Then you can cap off the tour at BumberShoot Music Festival in Seattle before you leave.<br /><br />I'll be happy to shamelessly mine my Forks connections for you. Let me know what you think. <br /><br />Hugs and Kisses to all you TFF Hoors from the Nut Sack of the Olympic Peninsula DonnaL14 aka PNW Luna on FanFicPNW Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05405994313389827964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17897662605193217632010-01-20T12:24:00.729-05:002010-01-20T12:24:00.729-05:00thanks for the recs! I added the two of them to my...thanks for the recs! I added the two of them to my "to read list" and I screamed when I saw that it has reached 12....OMG these fanfics are about to take over my life, oh wait they already do. dammit. although I would love my list to stop at 12....keep the recs coming :)<br /><br />ps. is it bad that when I typed coming I spelled it the wrong way, oh this semester professors are going to have a fun time grading my fan fic brain papers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-41381644557736895782010-01-20T10:57:53.399-05:002010-01-20T10:57:53.399-05:00@Laura - Welcome!
@STY - Glad you pointed out FSE...@Laura - Welcome!<br /><br />@STY - Glad you pointed out FSE in the background of that pic. LOL!<br /><br />@JJ - I'm not into angst (now I'm ducking), but I am in to fast food :)<br /><br />FFFFFOOOOORRRRRKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.com