tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post8949080714544691368..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Awards Shows Make Me Want To Barf... Unless Robert Pattinson Is In Attendance.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59341918473838600722011-04-29T10:51:51.608-04:002011-04-29T10:51:51.608-04:00First off... I'm slightly obsessed with you fo...First off... I'm slightly obsessed with you folks... I love this site! Frankly, I couldn't bear to sit through the show, I was happy to see pics after the fact, so I didn't see Snubgate 2011 until now. Le cringe. Not sure what to think. I can't deal with TL either, I think it's the teeth.Alinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-376529675665983392011-04-29T10:51:50.253-04:002011-04-29T10:51:50.253-04:00Don't worry, if there's trouble in Robsten...Don't worry, if there's trouble in Robsten-dise, I'll take her and you can have him. <br><br>But I don't think there's trouble - I think she has a firm rule with him about PDA in settings like that and he dorkily forgets. It's all good. Maybe he was punished later.<br><br>I'm also a little drunk. Hubby says I shouldn't write comments or write Robsten fanfic while drinking my Riesling. But I am doing both. Ha!millefiori77http://millefiori77.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80053316463523911982011-04-29T10:51:50.020-04:002011-04-29T10:51:50.020-04:00I don't know what is wrong with me but...I was...I don't know what is wrong with me but...I was instantly pissed when I saw the snub. Like I'm personally invested or something, lol! She did look hot. And I agree with @IGiveUp, he should have tucked her into his nook just like in all the fics.Fork Headhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05141992622195632107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89162086199926354882011-04-29T10:51:49.401-04:002011-04-29T10:51:49.401-04:00How can a group of such beautiful people be so dor...How can a group of such beautiful people be so dorky. It's a crying shame.<br><br>I think KStew was oblivious and didn't see the offering, but I'm with @IGiveUp. Grow some balls, RPattz... you'll get your way more often if you just grab it and take charge.<br><br>@Banshee713 - I agree. Carlisle to Edward, "Edward... I am your father."Lilahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48505748878969911332011-01-10T16:15:12.633-05:002011-01-10T16:15:12.633-05:00I never pay attention to award shows so I never kn...I never pay attention to award shows so I never know when they are on. I will have to watch this video when I get home from works though. Refusing to hold his hand!! *scoff, snort** WHAT IS SHE CRAZY??!! I would've taken that hand and planted on my ass, boob, vagina, whatever! HAHA! Cheers ladies!<br /><br />PS - The coat is hideous but that man can wear anything he wants.:-)Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54446711077456607572011-01-09T20:39:21.354-05:002011-01-09T20:39:21.354-05:00The jacket is super nasty, but I didn't have m...The jacket is super nasty, but I didn't have much energy left to spend hating it after suffering through that cringeworthy teasing bit from Latifah.<br />I was more uncomfortable than when watching BBC The Office, or Curb Your Enthusiasm. And those are SUPPOSED to be hard to watch. <br />I feel for those poor kids having to fake amusement.<br />Totes missed TL's sly butt grab. Classic.tankergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07273324834513880409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49873840362927951672011-01-09T20:11:09.121-05:002011-01-09T20:11:09.121-05:00Hi Lisa,
Don't worry, twitarded is not a ship...Hi Lisa,<br /><br />Don't worry, twitarded is not a shipper site so you will not be attacked! Like I said I honestly don't believe he was hurt/or she meant to 'dis' his hand holding. She was having issues all night getting up out of the chair and walking in the way to high heels to the stage. Taylor helped her a few times as well. I really believe they brushed hands when they both got up and he thought she needed help...realized she didn't and then that was it. I love you all, I swear I'm not trying to start anything I just truly believe that there was nothing to that. No dis by Kristen and no hurt feelings by Rob. Now I feel stupid for explaining this so thoroughly. K, bye!robsbeaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09160742269547180985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13483977884703175782011-01-09T19:36:48.801-05:002011-01-09T19:36:48.801-05:00K was hot...as usual. Rob was tingly gorgeous, Tay...K was hot...as usual. Rob was tingly gorgeous, Tay was adorable. <br />I'm a HUGE Robsten lover (sorry, just can't help it!) but I saw the no-go hand hold too and for the first time I thought "I will be extremely pissed if she breaks his heart". I think everyone is with me on this. It's hard for me to say though, because I heart the Kstew hardcore...but I love Robear more <3Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02992406365041984926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51450631924766848202011-01-09T18:56:52.050-05:002011-01-09T18:56:52.050-05:00jeebus, this blog's gonna hafta be renamed &qu...jeebus, this blog's gonna hafta be renamed "STEWTARDED"neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87356190942985920192011-01-09T17:44:45.709-05:002011-01-09T17:44:45.709-05:00I agree with Michelle; KStew looked like a hooker....I agree with Michelle; KStew looked like a hooker. I know she likes to flaunt those long, skinny legs but she's getting to be a bit one-note, always wearing dresses in which you can practically see her hoo-ha. And awkward! Good Lord. How hard is it to just say thank you without bumbling and stumbling?? It's painful to watch. And, you know, it's OK for folks to dislike her ... it doesn't mean we're jealous that she's with Rob. That's just silly. I will say, though, that I really don't think she saw him trying to take her hand.Lisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51656161051944100042011-01-09T11:18:00.152-05:002011-01-09T11:18:00.152-05:00The People's Choice was a complete waste of ti...The People's Choice was a complete waste of time except for the last 10 minutes, and even that wasn't really great. I agree that Kristen looked great, Rob looked almost homeless and Taylor was a douche. Rob is so smitten with Kristen and you are absolutely correct that when she breaks his heart all of Twitardia will be after her!Royalwe1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13147954267278437377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30847899276526478242011-01-09T01:33:28.064-05:002011-01-09T01:33:28.064-05:00Okay first of all I don't know what Century 21...Okay first of all I don't know what Century 21 agent Rob stole that gold jacket from but he needs to give it back ASAP. <br /><br />Secondly, Kstew dissing Rob's hand hold just made my heart hurt. Poor guy!!! He shoulda just latched on and said "Hold on tight spider monkey". Even though I doubt spider monkeys hold hands. It would work still though.<br /><br />I freaking hate awards shows too. I didn't watch. I just saw all the awful pics of Rob's jacket and the pics of Kstew in her hot ass dress posted all over tumblr/twitter. I knew I could count on you guys to bring me the full story a week later :p Loves you, just kidding!!!Jaymes805https://www.blogger.com/profile/08762136205886510192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51885387814604466142011-01-08T23:33:54.590-05:002011-01-08T23:33:54.590-05:00Ok, I'm just going to go out on an extremely s...Ok, I'm just going to go out on an extremely short limb here.. Kristen looked like a hooker. Her dress might have cost $$ but it was ridiculous for any age at an awards ceremony. (In fairness most of Hollywood fucks up their wardrobe choices) But come on! Those heels?? Kristen can't walk in Converse let alone those 7 inch monsters. Rob was no doubt trying to grab her hand, the hem of her dress any part of her body just so she didn't make an ass out of herself, literally, yet again. Fist Pump, Fist Pump! Christ, just fall down already so you can complete the part!Ellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00622058034300586162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58324301121281794982011-01-08T22:02:29.915-05:002011-01-08T22:02:29.915-05:00Kristen looked great but she has on what we call i...Kristen looked great but she has on what we call in the fashion industry a "coffin dress"-- meaning it is only embellished in the front. Why wouldn't there be sequins in the back as well? I don't get it, it bothered me-- like she picked it up at Forever 21 or something. BUt it beats a blue oxford shirt and khaki skirt, I suppose. Anyway, I still love all 3 of them. They should just stop letting the Twilight wardrobe people be their RL stylists as well...shipstressnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56219080105680698842011-01-08T18:38:20.164-05:002011-01-08T18:38:20.164-05:00I personally believe the 'hand grab gate of 20...I personally believe the 'hand grab gate of 2011' was officially part of the most epic love story push. In all honestly it looks like Rob when getting himself up out of the chair, he brushed his gigantic hand (the man really does have big hands! you know what they say!) along hers and being the adorkable man that he is he thought she was trying to grab his hand...he realizes she is fine and they both continue on their merry way. Its really not that complicated. But yeah I'm one of those that don't believe they are anything more than friends. <br />Kristen looked good, I wish her stylist would stop putting her in coochie length dresses though!robsbeaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09160742269547180985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38722262602475679592011-01-08T14:22:43.887-05:002011-01-08T14:22:43.887-05:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
Heave...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A <br /><br />Heaven knows I was just a young boy<br /><br />Didn't know what I wanted to be<br /><br />I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy<br /><br />And I guess it was enough for me<br />To win the race? A prettier face!<br /><br />Brand new clothes and a big fat place<br /><br />I think there's something you should know<br /><br />I think it's time I told you so<br /><br />There's something deep inside of me<br />There's someone else I've got to be<br /><br />I just hope you understand<br /><br />SOMETIMES THE CLOTHES DO NOT MAKE THE MANneverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54002876120729055402011-01-08T14:10:15.884-05:002011-01-08T14:10:15.884-05:00I know we give poor kstew a bit of grief here on t...I know we give poor kstew a bit of grief here on the blog but... hot damn she is fucking beautiful. Gorgeous. <br /><br />That jacket. There really aren't words for just how fugly that coat is. But he still looks wonderful.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78289213859058205862011-01-08T13:58:43.338-05:002011-01-08T13:58:43.338-05:00@palasluna. totally agree.
1. kstew gets no fuck...@palasluna. totally agree. <br /><br />1. kstew gets no fucking slack. godbless her, shes the poster child of projection for venomous jealousy of robsessed h00rs everywhere. i like to think her quirky, anti-establishment persona has helped him with the pressures of hollywood and fame more than we will ever know. i do know she has to be one hella strong, independent woman to even exist with all the bullshit.<br /><br />2. there will be a collective gasp heard around the fandom by many when TL comes steps out of the closet. personally, i think he's a great hardworking kid, and hope he can handle the pressure to maintain "the image" until he can be himself, if indeed its true what my friend mary tells me....he's yet to be wrong.<br /><br />oh, and you would think, as long as we've all been pervin over the Pret-tay, we'd fucking know by now he HAS NO STYLE! dorkward. *sigh* its just another thing i lurves about him. <br /><br />and hope he never never changes.neverthinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15086967398073518308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71327547887517677502011-01-08T13:15:14.291-05:002011-01-08T13:15:14.291-05:00@Banshee - yes! yes yes yes! Rob, the force is w...@Banshee - yes! yes yes yes! Rob, the force is with you! Now get out there and shoot up some imperial scum in your X wing! Or stand on a hill and stare broodingly at the twin suns of Tatooine.<br /><br />Latchkey, I know you hate Taycob, but wook at his pwetty widdle face, how can you not wanna squish him up? <br /><br />Is there any way we can alter the song by the erstwhile housewife and make it Twitardy to the Party? I'm likin' it already. :)<br /><br />I missed you twat waffles!<br /><br />P.S. STOP THE PRESSES, Fooorkspimp finally got her ass on twitter - look me up @fooorkspimp! (that's three o's) :)Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52744829183855240722011-01-08T13:10:55.753-05:002011-01-08T13:10:55.753-05:00OMG. Funny as ever twitardys...
The whole night ...OMG. Funny as ever twitardys... <br /><br />The whole night was such an utter fail to me. I was expecting 'linch-pin' like acceptance speeches when Rob won Actor & Best under 25. I was expecting mad-crazy Robsten eyesex in the front row. NOTHING!<br /><br />So I tot agree that Stewie was just oblivious to the hand hold attempt... I think she was so nervous about climbing those stairs in her 5 inch fuck-me-heels that she didn't even notice it. (We all know she likes to bite the dust a lot and if she'd done it in that skirt her vag woulda been on twitter & TMZ within minutes.) <br /><br />Totally agree about our boy manning up and claiming that shit. He shoulda just grabbed her and carried her up the stairs (woulda made twitter explode & then they'd never have to worry about ppl tweeting their location ever again. j/s) <br /><br />If Tay-Tay ever gets that touchy feely with Rob's woman again - the Pretty needs to pee on her damn leg or something so the boy understands who belongs to who... <br /><br />As for the jacket and the hair. Oh lord. Are they trying to fuck with him so TL looks decent!? The short dark hair? WTF!? Is Stephenie not gonna bitchslap someone & tell them what Edward is supposed to look like? Cause that ain't it. And that jacket!??? (*Luuuuke, I am your father*) <br /><br />All I can say is I seriously hope they knocked Tay-Tay out with a sleeping pill on the way home and got to have some hot Mile-High action on the posh plane so the whole night wasn't a total waste. <br /><br />And don't even get me started on the fact that we let our boy down and let fucking Efron win that award...We're all fail for that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13431091855011200182011-01-08T11:18:03.391-05:002011-01-08T11:18:03.391-05:00Oh my Gawd!!!! I am so happy I am not the only h00...Oh my Gawd!!!! I am so happy I am not the only h00r in the world that can't stand TL. Sorry Jacob ladies. I don't know what it is, the more real he tries to be the more fake he feels.<br />Yes, K Stew brush R Pats off. Hmmmmmm.... Oh well more for the rest of us to play with.leidyincanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39901922608446252892011-01-08T10:33:31.554-05:002011-01-08T10:33:31.554-05:00Yes the jacket was fugly..Do I care?..No!..Have yo...Yes the jacket was fugly..Do I care?..No!..Have you seen the BBQ pic of Rob in his lime green Christmas sweater? I Loved that Rob coauld barley take his eyes off Kris..and that girl next to him on the other side couldn't take her eyes off him..I don't think KStew intentionally dissed his hand, but I fuckin went BEZERK..like NOOO! He should have totes just grabbed her..I'm sure they discussed this before the show..NO PC (personal contact)...Rob,...I have plenty of PC to offer..Double_DIppinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71210870927924402702011-01-08T09:48:18.805-05:002011-01-08T09:48:18.805-05:00Lets be objective here, KStew is mainly hated in R...Lets be objective here, KStew is mainly hated in Rob's fan sites,no matter what she do, if she is "snubbing" him, she is a cold heartless bitch, if she is travelling to his set movies or spending holidays with Rob, then she is a clingy, insecure, stalker groupie.Seriously, i'm a bitch but somehow the quirky two melt my heart, she must be really really in lust with him to tolerate that amount of bullshit everyday,i will never travel like 15hrs to spend 4-5days with a F-buddy or endure constant critics for not being "enough" for the precious.<br />TayTay is too perfect, too polished, he is hollywood ready but i believe that as soon as he got his gayness out we will see the real Tay. OMG, Rob, his fashion sense is unique (& stinky)but my gosh, he is dreamy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15955229265516543922011-01-08T08:51:08.244-05:002011-01-08T08:51:08.244-05:00I can't watch these award shows live either. ...I can't watch these award shows live either. They are tedious and inane with tiny little bits of humor or humility sprinkled in. Tape and fastward thru all the crap. The people's choice awards were WAY too commercial this year. Sponsors should stick to their commercials and not become part of the show. I don't care about your beauty line at CVS Queenie.<br /><br />I thought Kristen looked spindly. She should go eat a double cheeseburger and some fries. Rob, you know I love ya but could you please not act so nervous and unsure of yourself? You've made it, relax. Kristen, "dude" grow up. You two made Taylor look like the grownup here.Donehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07435055072554665501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60131956334986241342011-01-08T04:05:20.882-05:002011-01-08T04:05:20.882-05:00Hmph...I must be too in lust w/ Rob that I didn...Hmph...I must be too in lust w/ Rob that I didn't even notice the fug jacket until everyone else started talking about it..<br /><br />As for Kristen's snub...I really don't think she noticed it & but of course it still made me sad to watch it!! <br /><br />Anyone else excited over Rob's new movie...Cosmopolis?! The first words that came to my mind when I read what the movie was about: Fifty Shades. Nuff said.SoCalTwiNursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17450911495613995718noreply@blogger.com