tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post896214143726119665..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: New Moon Trailer - A Twitarded CritiqueSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35140639644044412742011-04-29T10:34:34.418-04:002011-04-29T10:34:34.418-04:00Well, we're either going to end up in jail or ...Well, we're either going to end up in jail or hell. If it's jail, I wonder if they'll give us our cell block, because that might be cool. <br><br>LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8214196005929315862009-08-15T16:23:39.109-04:002009-08-15T16:23:39.109-04:00I agree with most of your post-
Taylor is very cu...I agree with most of your post-<br /><br />Taylor is very cute, 17 or not!!<br /><br />The werewolf I christened a muppet, but I like your name for it also!!<br /><br />Funnily I had not noticed the dead meadow, but I think it works great.<br /><br />I dislike the house, it looks like someones cheesy basement. The first house was so much more interesting .<br /><br />Twilight's makeup and wardrobe people need to be lynched.<br /><br />JaimaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58211201514605430752009-06-05T00:34:29.331-04:002009-06-05T00:34:29.331-04:00Not to worry: I'll bail y'all out - I'...Not to worry: I'll bail y'all out - I'm completely safe from Taylor's charms.<br />Nothing much new to add to the trailer critique so I'm just gonna say: Twitarded ladies - you are a cross between Lainey Gossip and a car accident. I don't WANT to look but I Can't. Stop. Myself. Then tonight I find out most of your readers are just as smartass and articulate (oops, could be redundant!) as you two are. Consider yourselves bookmarked.<br />PS - I don't know how to give myself a blog name yet so I'm just anonymously laughing my ass off so far. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70228300467016405952009-06-04T21:31:43.389-04:002009-06-04T21:31:43.389-04:00Well, we're either going to end up in jail or ...Well, we're either going to end up in jail or hell. If it's jail, I wonder if they'll give us our cell block, because that might be cool. <br /><br />LOL!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51990155335238513402009-06-04T16:50:27.503-04:002009-06-04T16:50:27.503-04:00i am gonna say it...well i have already said it, y...i am gonna say it...well i have already said it, ya'll are thinking it, so i am gonna say it again...<br /><br />I officially wanna bone Taylor. <br /><br />take me to jail i dont care! <br /><br />(you gals are gonna bail me out right?)Kim @citygirlinak https://www.blogger.com/profile/16379547904731261861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34408576863609407112009-06-04T15:53:43.238-04:002009-06-04T15:53:43.238-04:00I feel dirty for drooling over a minor. Jacob is ...I feel dirty for drooling over a minor. Jacob is hott. I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for the thoughts that I'm thinking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11057577958873357912009-06-04T12:41:38.732-04:002009-06-04T12:41:38.732-04:00I feel intensely guilty for ogling Jacob's new...I feel intensely guilty for ogling Jacob's new manly chest. But there you are.<br /><br />Congrats on being featured on the Volturi Approves page! You deserve it. I may not always comment, but I love reading your posts. :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12209397642086386919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13289886284104400422009-06-03T19:00:30.379-04:002009-06-03T19:00:30.379-04:00JJ and STY:
Please don't worry that you are o...JJ and STY:<br /><br />Please don't worry that you are over-thinking this trailer—I could probably write a dissertation on it!<br /><br />But I will confine myself to one subject area: Bella's paper cut.<br /><br />Now, in a normal situation, if you are the guest in someone's home, and you accidentally injure yourself to such an extent that blood escapes your body and begins to deposit itself in thick droplets on the shaggy surface of your host's gleaming WHITE carpet, wouldn't your first impulse be to utilize whatever is at hand—a napkin, your mouth, your own shirt hem—and sop up the blood BEFORE it has a chance to permanently stain the aforementioned virginally white carpet?<br /><br />[Sidebar: Bella should get checked for some type of blood coagulation disorder, because NO ONE bleeds like that, from a mere paper cut—it was like a moray eel has just ripped off her finger, while she was stupidly probing the crevices of a coral reef.]<br /><br />Now: imagine that your hosts not only possess an unsullied white carpet, but are VAMPIRES.<br /><br />And now the massive blood flow is just INSULTING.<br /><br />And don't get me started on Jasper's hypersensitivity to this display of blood (didn't a kid at school ever get a bloody nose? or a paper cut, for that matter? ever?)....<br /><br />[Another sidebar: It will be interesting to see if Kristen is able to muster up any emotional variety in New Moon—I would love to see some genuine passion and anguish, if she possesses these nuances in her coin purse—cannot say bag—of tricks.]<br /><br />P.S. My verification word is "sacklyte." The computer has been reading the creative cursing guide!!!Mrs. Robinsanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17731608264575209426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-74489771236425315742009-06-03T17:17:50.666-04:002009-06-03T17:17:50.666-04:00"Taylor Lautner has revealed that he was requ..."Taylor Lautner has revealed that he was required to do a bit of naked acting as Jacob Black, Bella's human friend who learns that he can transform into a werewolf."<br /><br />I'm so going to hell for what I'm thinking right now....Keep some of that bail money handy for meLaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05316808889096159625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59015834031765704612009-06-03T15:03:16.164-04:002009-06-03T15:03:16.164-04:00Ok, so just had to watch the trailer again for the...Ok, so just had to watch the trailer again for the umpteenth friggin time - So Rapid Lassie in Heat Pup has Jacob's eyes right? Or am I really losing it?!<br /><br />Anonymous I'm not sure but I thought red eyes meant thirsty for human blood drinking vamps? The Cullen's eyes went black when thirsty and amber after feeding on animals blood. Holy crap! Maybe not, shit I can't friggin remember sorry.. :)Limey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-75667025820979047192009-06-03T14:42:27.345-04:002009-06-03T14:42:27.345-04:00Small, but annoying point: Cool though the contac...Small, but annoying point: Cool though the contacts looked, Laurent is supposed to be THIRSTY in the meadow. His eyes should be black not red!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-69780822532634277372009-06-03T14:32:19.800-04:002009-06-03T14:32:19.800-04:00i noticed the eyebrow twitch during the 14 sec tha...i noticed the eyebrow twitch during the 14 sec that e.t. released. it seemed kinda awkward, but i ended up just letting myself believe ( ok made my self think, ok fine forced) thatit was bella trying to be seductive in her weird lil way,lol <br /><br />...... ooo and ill add to the bail fund, even tho if taylor comes here i couldnt get charged (lol), because i wouldnt want my 2 favorite bloggers stuck in jail!!!I Punch Werewolves 4 Funhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06013987364243914666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76477716056770433102009-06-03T14:04:15.903-04:002009-06-03T14:04:15.903-04:00Seriously, Jaspers hair has got to go! Ugh, it mak...Seriously, Jaspers hair has got to go! Ugh, it makes him look like a girly man.<br /><br />Kristens kiss request is a bit too husky imo.<br /><br />Loved the rest of it. I am hoping that the wolf transformation is still in editing so that the movie version is good. <br /><br />Thanks for the break down ladies! Loved it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85897303590978716792009-06-03T14:01:16.846-04:002009-06-03T14:01:16.846-04:00I gotta go with KintheFlo. I was disappointed wit...I gotta go with KintheFlo. I was disappointed with the acting from KStew and RPattz. They both seemed flat (not unusual for KStew) and looked a lot older, especially Rob, whose face looked a lot more angular and voice was a lot deeper. I hope that the final product improves--but I'm fearing this might be completely skipping The Empire Strikes Back and jumping right into Revenge of the Jedi and the downward spiral of shite that followed.MizzHallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677380062788274393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72534787754605259042009-06-03T13:30:32.316-04:002009-06-03T13:30:32.316-04:00Ok, my comments on the New Moon trailer. I do like...Ok, my comments on the New Moon trailer. I do like that it seems a little darker but that remains to be seen till I see the movie. I hope that Chris can capture the despair and almost unintentional suicidal feelings that Bella has when Edward leaves. It's a huge part of New Moon and why she does what she does. Anyhoo, Jacob. Ok, really good looking. All the actors that play the wolf pack exceed my expectations. When I was reading the book, I pictured them butt ugly but they are Hooooot! What I did not like:I HATED THE TRANSFORMATION TO WOLF in the trailer. WTF? They need to hire Pixar for help. I'm sorry, it's just so f*cking lame. That is my only real complaint. The Big dog looks ridiculous and that was just one of them, what's up when they show the whole pack. I'm just saying...Honolulu Girl-Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026727371233750311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71461310620889006172009-06-03T11:50:56.099-04:002009-06-03T11:50:56.099-04:00VitaminR70 I agree they should have been consulti...VitaminR70 I agree they should have been consulting with us! But all they really needed to do was read the fucking book! It was all right there. Every last stinkin' detail of what needed to be said and done. I don't understand why Melissa Rosenberg felt the need to change things. I don't get it! I think the wolf looked a little small...and cartoonish. I thought they were suppose to be as big as horses? Didn't I read that in one of the books? I think K-Stew was just as annoying...with all her twitching. But you know what-I will be there November 20th standing in line to watch it :o)TwiSessedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14889007608936846054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32836253843744586022009-06-03T11:05:10.943-04:002009-06-03T11:05:10.943-04:00First of all, just let me say I am so thrilled to ...First of all, just let me say I am so thrilled to be able to go through all this this go around with like minded "mature" Twitards! I was going through all this through the making of "Twilight" all by myself--well, there was my husband who just rolled his eyes at me.<br /><br />Anyhoo, that said I am feeling oddly complacent about the trailer. I think overall, everything looks better visually. Of course, I nearly peed myself that they are kissing in the trailer--please let there be a lot of kissing--I need more fantasy material. I, too, was very pleased with the effects at the birthday party--loved the intern comment --ha! ha! As for the wolf tranformation--I guess any special effect is so much better than what was done in 'Twilight' that I seemed pleased overall. I did imagine the wolf darker. As for it being a spoiler to the storyline--I guess it didn't really bother me because we all know what happens. I think there will still be plenty of sexy wolf boys changing to keep us surprised--I hope so anyhow.<br /><br />@STY--I totally agree about the lines when he leaves her in the woods. I will be very sad if they totally fuck that up. I was so, so, so sad about the "Meadow" scene in 'Twilight'--my friend and I still have tirades about it. How did Catherine Hardwicke and Melissa Rosenberg fuck that up sooooo bad? Sheesh. Why didn't Stephenie throw an absolute tantrum about it? I would have. <br /><br />Bottom line is I think they really need some Twitards in their focus groups. Fuck that, they should have been consulting us all along. Whatever......In my dreams.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76960595644855436132009-06-03T11:04:59.611-04:002009-06-03T11:04:59.611-04:00IMO I thought the wolf looks more like a cat than ...IMO I thought the wolf looks more like a cat than a dog in the face. Having five siberian huskies myself and comparing the faces the eyes are too flat and something is off with the muzzel. Hopefully they will improve upon the cgi for the movie.<br /><br />Yes the birthday party scene was shot at night, a friend and I were freezing our freaken butts off outside on the street above the house hoping to get a glimpse of the cast. We got a small glimpse when the broke to eat, we were told by the crew that they were finished for the night... Lied to us they did... Not bitter... <br /><br />All in all I can't wait for November!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-11233277142872481272009-06-03T10:50:19.874-04:002009-06-03T10:50:19.874-04:00Here is the thing, I had to stop watching the trai...Here is the thing, I had to stop watching the trailer because I get too fucking excited, does anyone else get butterflies in their stomach or launch their panties at the tv? Or am I alone on this one?<br /><br />Taylor is hawty hot hot, but closer to my son's age than my own, so I try to keep my pantie fling directly aimed at Rob's face, until Taylor turns 18 then he is fairgame. <br /><br />@Bethe- LMAO at the shock collar!<br /> <br />@ Latchkey Wife, the lipstick did make him look like a golden girl. Looks like they switched golden girl focus to Jasper with that ridiculous hair. <br /><br />Overall I have what my husband calls TV blue balls, it was a nice start....but Im just not satisfied, mama needs more New moon clipage.<br /><br />Peace out ladies you all rock, I have kids to take care of..they are taking over my house.Caring E H momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02208656299656608074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-8191191085560797162009-06-03T10:24:38.004-04:002009-06-03T10:24:38.004-04:00ha ha you guys crack me up!
But I agree with you...ha ha you guys crack me up! <br /><br />But I agree with you why oh why did they show Jacob's transformation in the friggin trailer? They should have teased us with him running and just before he was about to transform switch to another scene, it would have been far more exciting with all of us fans on the edge of our seats saying "WTF, you bastards" and begging for more, it's almost like "oh that's it!". Lassie in heat, humph!<br /><br />I thought Edwards voice sounded completely different and he looked soo much older in this movie, still bloody gorgeous but what the hell is up with the cherry popsicle lipstick?!?<br /><br />Jasper's hair?! Is that his hair or his grandma's wig?! In the clip where he goes flying threw the air at Bella, Rosalie and Emmett are looking in the complete other direction.. haha<br /><br />Totally agree that the music isn't creepy enough. The Twilight one still gives me the hebegebees! <br /><br />We are all critics today but that's ok we're allowed to be. Twilight saga is our obsession and we just want New Moon to be as perfect as it can be. With a bigger budget let's hope it is. <br /><br />:)Limey_1996https://www.blogger.com/profile/03959714356036541978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77864709710548602642009-06-03T10:17:25.764-04:002009-06-03T10:17:25.764-04:00I just watched it a couple more times.... what the...I just watched it a couple more times.... what the fuck have they done to Jasper's hair? Gross...<br /><br />@JJ - And why aren't you locked up somewhere working on the next chapter of 15 Step...?? Who let you out?sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-22296804188026197002009-06-03T10:07:15.651-04:002009-06-03T10:07:15.651-04:00@JJ: you´re right 2 month internet ban ? no way..!...@JJ: you´re right 2 month internet ban ? no way..! Beside that i would have to live with the knowledge that you guys all saw it probably more then once.. Ok this would be hell! good that my hubby thinks, flying to GB just to watch a movie is already so crazy that he likes it and is so happy that he doesn´t need to fly with me:-)Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05998128531860725536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29829692344608458232009-06-03T09:54:20.270-04:002009-06-03T09:54:20.270-04:00@Danny - If you have to wait until January to see ...@Danny - If you have to wait until January to see the movie you're going to have to ban yourself from the internet!! LOL. That sucks! Better call your London friend! :)<br /><br />The special effects just look so much better, so I'm excited for that. But the whole wolf sequence thing just annoys me for some reason. I like how you see his tattered clothes flying off but wolf is, as Latchkey Wife said, a bit cartoonish. <br /><br />Oh,@lanna-lovely - Never noticed the eyebrow twitch before. Just watched again. Too funny!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-87987503339325898362009-06-03T09:47:56.134-04:002009-06-03T09:47:56.134-04:00OK - I've only seen the trailer online NOT on ...OK - I've only seen the trailer online NOT on the big screen. So this maybe tainting my impression.<br />But I was not a fan of the trailer. Did not like the pacing (I'm a commercial editor). Did not like the music. Did not like the performances - and that has everything to do with the director. kristen's flat voiceover and Rob's too. I think they whipped that together quickly for the awards. i hope the future trailers improve..ALOT. I just didn't feel the buy in I was hoping for. it felt flat. Take out the transformation..and?? for me not much. Yeah they look better..that's good.woot woot. OK - I know i sound like the lamest pessimist in your whole blog. Fuck it. I guess i am. But I promised Stacy207 to keep an open mind. so I am a good friend. So I will. But if we gain special effects l;ike a great wolf and a very fab sparkle..will we lose that je ne sais quois?<br /><br />ok i had to end on that downer. damn. open mind..open mind..open mind.K_InTheFlonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37693935096554157612009-06-03T08:31:08.891-04:002009-06-03T08:31:08.891-04:00I could leave another page of notes on that traile...I could leave another page of notes on that trailer - I don't care if it is under two minutes, there's a lot going on!! LOOOVE Jasper flying through the air in the b-day scene. HATE the fact that Edward doesn't seem to be doing the "I'm leaving because I don't want you" thing that happens in the book (if they don't have him say "It will be as if I never existed," Melissa Rosenwhatever will go on my shit-list next to the Twilight makeup lady and NM location scout... granted it's already a long list but there's always room for a few more offenders...). <br /><br />And I am glad that Taylor (gah - even his <i>name</i> sounds young...) looks [forgive me for saying it. again] hot but we are all going to jail or are going to have to register as [potential] sex offenders or something if this keeps up...<br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.com