tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post9023742256710623268..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Dear Fancy Shoes: Please Don't Kill Me.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6911281159704268052011-09-20T22:49:29.948-04:002011-09-20T22:49:29.948-04:00Those were some Hella-Gorgeous Heels. Sounds like...Those were some Hella-Gorgeous Heels. Sounds like all went well. You make me wanna go shoe shoppin RIGHT NOW! We want PIX, We want PIX. <br />VV Volturi VelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-42288958073198604002011-09-19T10:41:24.276-04:002011-09-19T10:41:24.276-04:00Ahhh I love heels alas I can no longer wear them. ...Ahhh I love heels alas I can no longer wear them. Harumph<br /><br />Living viacriously through you.. and boy do my feet hurt ;)<br /><br />I would love a pic of you too all dolled up - I bet you looked incredible. Glad you survived too, Forks would not be the same without you.Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89293793847867408302011-09-19T10:34:44.823-04:002011-09-19T10:34:44.823-04:00I stay away from skinny heels. That is my only ad...I stay away from skinny heels. That is my only advice. Especially when they are that tall. <br /><br />At my brother's wedding the shoes that my sister-in-law picked out for the bridesmaids had skinny heels & every step that I took walking down that aisle I sank into the grass. LOL! I almost face planted.Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90536629441937453132011-09-19T07:47:47.774-04:002011-09-19T07:47:47.774-04:00Those are really nice shoes. Just the sort I would...Those are really nice shoes. Just the sort I would buy for myself and then never wear. While I love high heels, I cannot wear high heels.<br /><br />I had a similar conundrum when I was bridesmaid at my best friends wedding. The perfect shoes were higher than anything I had ever worn. And the aisle we all had to walk down was in an old chapel with a cobblestone floor. After the first initial wobble I made it through the ceremony without incident.<br /><br />But you can be sure those fuckers came off at the reception ;)Nixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02448754282405955233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33825634732882501762011-09-18T13:51:02.034-04:002011-09-18T13:51:02.034-04:00I decided to buy some death traps for the Nashvill...I decided to buy some death traps for the Nashville twi con ball. Yeah, never again.<br />Has anyone ever been to the grand ol' opry hotel? Have you seen the literal HILLS and cobblestone pathways you walk from one side of the hotel to the other? Well, let's just say I had to hold on for dear life to my bestie for the 15 minute walk. <br />Once we got there before I had even had a drink, I actually got vertigo. yep.... only me<br />Glad there were no disasters STY!!Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02992406365041984926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39333065045289159342011-09-17T23:54:26.952-04:002011-09-17T23:54:26.952-04:00@Pumpkin - it's all one, big grand illusion. ...@Pumpkin - it's all one, big grand illusion. We all hate each other.<br /><br />@STY- glad you made it and I hope the heels were put to good use post event *nudge* *wink*<br /><br />XLaxplaysnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19398377764920717872011-09-17T13:40:36.299-04:002011-09-17T13:40:36.299-04:00I meant SPANX!!! Damn you, auto-correct! Or maybe ...I meant SPANX!!! Damn you, auto-correct! Or maybe I did that - whatEVER.<br /><br />@Pumpkin - There's always room for one more in Forks - just sayin'. <br /><br />: )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90922181847458173332011-09-17T12:02:31.680-04:002011-09-17T12:02:31.680-04:00I've have come to this wonderful site for year...I've have come to this wonderful site for years ... & giggled and giggled! ... & also been jealous of the obvious friendships and good times that you guys share with each other!<br /><br />Thank you for the laughs and the awesome pic's (especially love the "impending doom" pic - I've personally left my DNA in/on just about every piece of concrete wherever I've traveled ... & sadly it normally happens in sneakers!!). I hope you had a wonderful wonderful time ... & I sure as shit hope you have pic's to share!!!!Parishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290795671167326251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32109454518177901522011-09-17T11:45:38.824-04:002011-09-17T11:45:38.824-04:00I like heels. I just don't get to wear them of...I like heels. I just don't get to wear them often because, while I can walk around a party in heels, I cannot walk a mile down a sidewalk with them. <br /><br />Glad you made it, STY!! I do have to admit I sorta laughed a little when I got your text about the cobblestones. {ducks out of way of flying stiletto}Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83925466779299197752011-09-17T08:52:17.556-04:002011-09-17T08:52:17.556-04:00I MADE IT!!! And I didn't fall over or even se...I MADE IT!!! And I didn't fall over or even semi-stumble ONCE. <br /><br />Also, when I got there? That whole driveway you have to walk up??? COBBLESTONES. I think I may have made up some new curse words.But after that trial by fire, the rest of the night was easy-ish by comparison (vodka helped loosen me up for sure).<br /><br />: )<br /><br />You want to know what I REALLY struggled with all night? At least in the loo? Spank! Worth it, but jeebus crow it's like having a one-woman tug-of-war every time you have to pee.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80021110006541063882011-09-17T01:17:23.238-04:002011-09-17T01:17:23.238-04:00Death traps I tell ya, death traps! I'm going ...Death traps I tell ya, death traps! I'm going to a wedding in.. god I just checked the calendar 8 freaking days. I don't have a dress therefore I don't know what shoes I'm wearing but I'll need at least 3 months to practice.. why the fuck have I waited so long? And why can't "Stomping around like a like a 6-year-old playing dress up" equal classy? Cause I've got those same moves down pat!<br /><br />I hope your shoes don't kill you. You'll have to let us know you made it out alive and in one piece.<br /><br />PS: Was Rob free to hold you up all night? Tell him to call me, I'm gonna need someone in 8 days to make sure I remain upright for the early portion of the wedding... after that it's an Irish affair so we'll be trying to drink each other under the table. I <3 an open bar and my drunk ass family!sassykassie1https://www.blogger.com/profile/09169441468950032268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34029277501208595982011-09-17T01:03:48.046-04:002011-09-17T01:03:48.046-04:00I love wearing heels even if I suck at walking in ...I love wearing heels even if I suck at walking in them so I have no tips. I have so many cute heels but my feet hate them after an hour or so. I wanna see pics of you all dressed up!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!spaztasticmazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05807608219554631150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44342686912696308742011-09-17T00:21:53.716-04:002011-09-17T00:21:53.716-04:00OMFG LMAO at your Garanimals reference. Those comm...OMFG LMAO at your Garanimals reference. Those commercials made me want to stab my eyes with a nail file for christ sake. Blah Blah Blah...Mom got me GARANIMALS!<br />Shut the fuck up kid.<br /><br />Ok...anyhoo....You'll do fine. You're tall, gorgeous and a lot more confident than you think.<br /><br />Let us know how it went!<br /><br />xo JTwired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21002969970501182782011-09-16T23:52:53.346-04:002011-09-16T23:52:53.346-04:00I love heels! Unfortunately I stopped working so m...I love heels! Unfortunately I stopped working so my heels and business suits are sitting in my closet collecting dust. No stories about tripping here-I have my hips so walking around in 3-4 inches comes easy! Please post pics and a video so we can see how beautiful and elegant you look! Btw-the shoes look fabulous !!!eelaynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09346749539456229597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56367204361152119442011-09-16T22:46:14.477-04:002011-09-16T22:46:14.477-04:00I'm lucky enough to be able to wear sneaks eve...I'm lucky enough to be able to wear sneaks every day. [It's easy if you never go anywhere nice!] <br /><br />But, I did buy myself a pair of come fuck me shoes as a pre-divorce treat. I wore them to our company "holiday" party. I sat down as soon as I walked in, and bribed my interns to run back & forth to the bar for me the whole time. Thank goodness it was only a luncheon. As soon as people began to clear out, I said my good-byes, clip-clopped to my car, and took those fuckers off before driving home!<br /><br />I have absolutely no idea how women wear 'em. I would have thought TK would give you some useful advice, but no. Seems like she is just itchin' to seize the opportunity to pour salt into your wounds! [TK - can you make it an uncircumsized peen please?]TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68883651214629295682011-09-16T22:28:05.089-04:002011-09-16T22:28:05.089-04:00*spatial orientation (I don't know if that was...*spatial orientation (I don't know if that was my phone or my hot dog fingers)Rescue Ninja RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854829961352687062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9720679774130501902011-09-16T22:20:36.759-04:002011-09-16T22:20:36.759-04:00Like the fine ladies that posted before me, I don&...Like the fine ladies that posted before me, I don't do heels on a regular. I have thick legs from running and eating Totino's Pizza sandwiches (make 2 pizzas, smoosh them cheese to cheese = pizza sandwich) and I lack grace. But since you asked, here is the story of the last time I wore my CFMBs (Come f^k me boots)<br /><br />I spent over an hour getting ready, strapped myself into my over the knee black leather boots and galumphed to my car. I caught one of the heels on the last step, lost my spacial orientation with Earth, smacked into the fender of my car tits first, before rolling onto the ground. Then the contents of my purse rained down on me. <br /><br />So, when you get hurt at this shindig, is that work comp? I'd grab a drink, affect an I'm too hot to mingle look, pick a spot and set roots like a mutha f^kin' dandelion!Rescue Ninja RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854829961352687062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47040708025138401132011-09-16T21:25:35.835-04:002011-09-16T21:25:35.835-04:00Well I don't have any stories of heel-induced ...Well I don't have any stories of heel-induced trauma, but I have several of alcohol-induced injuries that were made far worse by wearing heels. Like that one New Year's Eve where I went to get out of the taxi (Mom, I hope you aren't reading, but if you are - hey, at least I wasn't driving!) and launched my body out without actually removing my feet. Knees scraped, chin bruised... yeah. I wore heels a lot in college and thus ended up with many a scraped/bruised knee. But again, alcohol had a hand in this. The heels are innocent.<br /><br />It's too late now, but TK probably could have offered some good high-heel advice. Or... at least a sketch of the genitalia she's going to draw on your cast.<br /><br />Lastly, those shoes are HOT. Worth a blister or three, and maybe even a twisted ankle. Good luck!My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-48427188537101012912011-09-16T21:24:54.675-04:002011-09-16T21:24:54.675-04:00Vegas + Halloween = hooker heels...looking back, I...Vegas + Halloween = hooker heels...looking back, I have no idea how the hell I did it. I haven't worn heels in probably 3 years and I'm sure if I put an old pair on that are in my closet, I will look like and sound like a bull walking around.Rikki_DDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14955267761162855210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90174827075646734652011-09-16T21:09:38.344-04:002011-09-16T21:09:38.344-04:00@STY--I'm going to draw colorful penises on yo...@STY--I'm going to draw colorful penises on your cast.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1853887336196683492011-09-16T20:56:23.511-04:002011-09-16T20:56:23.511-04:00Sorry, no good stories here. I've have 4 foot...Sorry, no good stories here. I've have 4 foot surgeries and my big toe on my left foot is actually screwed in (internallY)so I really cant bend it enough to get my foot into a heel.JosieVamplhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01638939502497125757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88888234677929068562011-09-16T20:50:28.632-04:002011-09-16T20:50:28.632-04:00I have no tips - I stick to shortish heels because...I have no tips - I stick to shortish heels because I can't (yet) afford the high fancy ones (and my company is so broke there are no gala events to attend)! But I will think good, upright thoughts for you (not upTIGHT) - and drinking a little sometimes does help - it makes you stop thinking about falling over. Plus, if you're drunk, maybe they'll think that's why you fell over and not the heels. It could work.<br /><br />My w/v is "remene" which is waaaaaaay to close to Renesmee to not be mentioned. Happy Friday!Musing Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53167586650009534962011-09-16T20:45:52.900-04:002011-09-16T20:45:52.900-04:00I need a pic of you in said Gala wear..I bet you a...I need a pic of you in said Gala wear..I bet you are gorgeous..i only wear heals 3+ inches..but then again being 5.1 I need all the help I can get.. Hope you have/had a blast..post up some pics..Double_Dippinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33724374053138721012011-09-16T20:27:10.900-04:002011-09-16T20:27:10.900-04:00I don't do heels. I am currently pushing my bo...I don't do heels. I am currently pushing my boundaries with some cute "booties" that have maybe an inch. And I'd say I've never worn anything higher than 2" in my life. I value my ankles too much.<br /><br />But oh, there are some awesome dominatrix boots with heels up to there that I'd love to be able to wear...kintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.com