tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post974708497110804340..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: O' Christmas Tree, O' Christmas Tree... You Better Look Perfect. Or Else. Helloooo OCD...Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38377023196793041682010-12-24T23:27:11.194-05:002010-12-24T23:27:11.194-05:00JJ, I adore you.
As a Jewwy McJewerson, I've ...JJ, I adore you.<br /><br />As a Jewwy McJewerson, I've always wondered what on EARTH gets you people dragging live trees into your house and putting a full metric ton of crap on it.<br /><br />I had a Christmas tree one year, when I lived with a roommate. I was so psyched! But now I can officially say that holy crap, y'all are NUTS. The SAP. MY GOD, THE SAP. IT WAS EVERYWHERE, AUUUGGGGHHH. And it wouldn't come off your hands with just soap! You had to use like, vegetable oil, and THEN soap! Three times! <br /><br />Anyways, it was lovely, and we named it Francis (he seemed like he needed a name), but when Francis died, holy shit, needles EVERYWHERE. And we totally left a gigantic, conspicuous trail of dead pine needles leading back to our apartment door, which we attempted to surreptitiously hide. Unsuccessfully.<br /><br />In any case, I will come over and enjoy the pretty trees of you goyim, but for myself, I'll just chill with my low-maintenance menorah and burn a pine scented candle.<br /><br />Happy Holidays, everyone!!Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81405108332880399102010-12-24T12:49:18.873-05:002010-12-24T12:49:18.873-05:00JJ, you're tree is crooked. Just sayin'. L...JJ, you're tree is crooked. Just sayin'. LMAO!<br /><br />I love you big time, you know that. Have a safe and happy holiday.<br /><br />XO<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-774230589282094542010-12-23T19:00:39.002-05:002010-12-23T19:00:39.002-05:00OHHHH. MYYYY. GAWDDDDD!!!! JJ, you are truly a w...OHHHH. MYYYY. GAWDDDDD!!!! JJ, you are truly a woman after my own heart!!!! I didn't think that anyone could possibly be as anal as I am over the freakin tree. This year I totally opted to skip the holiday decor and shananagins that go with the season, however, my 'fabulous' eleven year old decorated the whole freaking house while I was asleep!!!!! ARRRRGHGHGHG. Hmmm, I had thought that spending a tree free holiday and just getting wasted instead to celebrate my birthday, which falls on the same day, would work well. But no.....now I am knocked up with about enough ativan to kill a horse just so I can go to the bathroom without focusing on Rudolf staring at me! Can I get stranded on that deserted island asap...I swear I will only bring three things...the vodka, soap, and lotion....PLEASE!!!!! (PS~her tree is killing me!!!!! I am feeling the gawd awful need to redo and then send all her Twilight gifts back!!! Unconditional love is a really big commitment!!)twiharderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16464637491765106740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19226306784840445212010-12-23T18:30:17.706-05:002010-12-23T18:30:17.706-05:00I got my daughter to decorate my tree this year by...I got my daughter to decorate my tree this year by threatening to do a Twilight theme(I've got red and black ornaments).So now I have a tasteful silver and white tree. <br /><br />I never went for the perfect tree - too many funky ornaments in my collection.(wicked witch of the west,fish skeletons, devil ducks...)Recently I've been doing the university/employer color scheme while I wait until I get enough small devil ducks to do a whole tree. <br /><br />I guess you could call me the anti-traditionalist! (Well, there are all those cute bears and nutcrackers scattered around the house...along with all the Christmas theme troll dolls)<br /><br />This year,tho,the best decoration is FSE, Eclipse edition, with his jaunty Santa hat. Very festive.kintailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11804810525874407597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24209782317556467522010-12-23T17:22:14.281-05:002010-12-23T17:22:14.281-05:00JJ
I feel ya girl. There is a photo of me giving m...JJ<br />I feel ya girl. There is a photo of me giving my hubby the finger as I'm decorating our first Christmas tree. So, I know where you're coming from. <br /><br />Hubs and I get the tree in the stand and then he disappears leaving me to the lights and decorations. Now that we have two daughters, they have their own decorations from over the years that they put on themselves. I may or may not move them around once they leave. I think I've been called the Christmas tree Nazi once or twice.IGiveUphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865952489001020527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-58663350953676231562010-12-23T16:58:11.906-05:002010-12-23T16:58:11.906-05:00I do enjoy a good Christmas tree only when they ar...I do enjoy a good Christmas tree only when they are others. <br /><br />And you can tell someone to "Fuck Off" in church, well I believe in a church that believes Jesus is the Lord. I mean Jesus forgives all and everything. Well He tells me that every time I come crawling back after months or years of sinning.miss tejotahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04316264719936764125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-90040705561242836452010-12-23T14:54:58.799-05:002010-12-23T14:54:58.799-05:00LOVE your tree!
But, um, you missed a spot.LOVE your tree! <br /><br />But, um, you missed a spot.OKIOU1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29341177117576744902010-12-23T13:49:40.994-05:002010-12-23T13:49:40.994-05:00Easy way to get the lights "just right" ...Easy way to get the lights "just right" every year? Get a pre-lit fake tree! It's amazing! I always swore I'd never get a fake tree, but having it pre-lit sold me. Just buy a few pine-scented candles and you'll never know the difference - except for the lack of hissy fit over the uneven lights. :)<br /><br />Merry Christmas, JJ! You made me cry tears of laughter yet again with this one. And one who also suffers (or sometimes enjoys) CDO, I can totally relate. And the church thng? I'm there with you on that one, too. Although I don't know that even I would have had the balls to tell someone to fuck off in church! You are my hero...prplelahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184793681089958240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36575882743251795262010-12-23T12:47:45.045-05:002010-12-23T12:47:45.045-05:00:D
This was great to read on my lunch break at my ...:D<br />This was great to read on my lunch break at my insane retail job. Thanks, JJ!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-89203902070256486672010-12-23T11:31:41.835-05:002010-12-23T11:31:41.835-05:00Ditto what @Dangrdafne said. I love Christmas. I...Ditto what @Dangrdafne said. I love Christmas. I just don't let the stress get to me - I like doing cards, and who doesn't like shopping? And my OCD, I mean CDO, makes me really enjoy wrapping gifts with crisp corners and the paper on straight (this is why I try to avoid striped wrapping paper - the stripes MUST be straight) and stacking them neatly. It's like another opportunity to organize. Win.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6072095915528176842010-12-23T11:17:01.855-05:002010-12-23T11:17:01.855-05:00I love Christmas Trees!! I finally this year got ...I love Christmas Trees!! I finally this year got to have my first one in like uh...8 years probably. (My parents were never really big on the whole tree thing.) So my roommate left for a couple week & I went out & picked a beautiful tree! I got it decorated JUST PERFECT. Now the roommate & her kid are coming back today. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE RUINED! They are so going to ruin my perfect Christmas tree, Christmas cards set out, present layout, and clean house. At least I am leaving for my parents house tomorrow so I won't see the destruction. Hopefully. (I am completely crazy about this kind of stuff.) Happy Christmas!! xoxoAmers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-92199155502533182352010-12-23T11:07:00.090-05:002010-12-23T11:07:00.090-05:00Perfuckt and hysterical as always. I'm the wo...Perfuckt and hysterical as always. I'm the worst procrastinator ever and terrible at shopping, wrapping, decorating, et.al. I believe all of those activities are tolerable only with alcohol and loud rock and roll Christmas music. Somehow, I have been blessed with a daughter, now 5, who is a craft-doing, gift-wrapping, decorating fool. My 5 year-old is literally coloring pictures of Santa and gingerbread men and taping them to my walls. Her presents, bought at the kindergarten Santa Shop, are already wrapped. Like I don't feel pathetic enough. So, I'm gonna go do some last minute shopping and wrapping and drink some rum-and-eggnog (which has to have some nutritional value, right?). Merry Christmas, Twitard ho0rs. Love ya!bizzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05744734929127353597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63634543022359644922010-12-23T10:36:51.699-05:002010-12-23T10:36:51.699-05:00I love it all. Christmas trees, decorations, cards...I love it all. Christmas trees, decorations, cards, cookies, cookies, cookies... uh oh I am stuck. I have had a tree decorated every year - my fave... the year my hubby had his appendix out and we decorated it with all his stuff from the hospital (except the appendix, the wouldn't let us have it) and his hair cover was the topper. Hubby used to be a quadrant decorator - no same items in any quadrant of the tree - I just put it all on and it always seems to work :)<br /><br />Merry Christmas Twitarded and Twitardia. I love you all and thank you for your friendship and Forks trip!!!! Hugs all aroundDangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49658002985402414252010-12-23T10:17:02.925-05:002010-12-23T10:17:02.925-05:00I'm with Cullenary Curser I'm too fucking ...I'm with Cullenary Curser I'm too fucking lazy to put up a tree or decorate. No one is coming over, we always go to the everyone elses house plus we live in a rual area and our house is in the middle of 4 acres surrounded by trees so no one gonna see it. <br /><br />So meh why bother.<br /><br />When we first moved in I thought it would be a great idea to buy a live tree and plant it on the property after. <br /><br />Yah right brilliant idea.. NOT<br /><br /><br />I have three dead sticks of christmas trees past dotted around the property. Every try to decorate a blue spruce tree? Fuckers got sharp needles!<br /><br /><br /><br />Merry Christmas H00rs!red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66494481739346978892010-12-23T10:03:37.358-05:002010-12-23T10:03:37.358-05:00OK...before my daughter leaves a comment, I will a...OK...before my daughter leaves a comment, I will admit that after she and her father finished decorating the tree, I would sneak in and do a little "rearranging". Soooo, sue me!caschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16713477429027181195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23142624441921735862010-12-23T10:00:44.734-05:002010-12-23T10:00:44.734-05:00I love your tree, JJ. It reminds me of the trees w...I love your tree, JJ. It reminds me of the trees we had growing up. I'm a colored lights girl. And no matchy-matchy. I like unique, one of a kind type ornaments. I have a Charlie Brown-esque tree I've had since I was a kid. It's so old and really sad looking, but I still load it down with lights and ornaments!<br /><br />Merry Christmas, all your fabulous twatwaffles! Eat, drink, be merry and may you dream of a sugar plummed-RPattz dancing in your head :)Jacksonstathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08074361689565068951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30989749423980174562010-12-23T09:07:39.703-05:002010-12-23T09:07:39.703-05:00I am also OCD when it comes to decorating the xmas...I am also OCD when it comes to decorating the xmas tree. I do most of it by myself but the hubs has a couple of "his" ornaments that he likes to put on the tree. As soon as he leaves the room, they are promptly moved to better spots lol. He likes to put them too close (like on the same branch as other ornaments... gasp!) *shakes head* He also likes to tell me when to stop putting ornaments on the tree... he doesn't like "too many." He's such a fucking critic ugh. lol. This year, I had to put shatter proof ornaments on the tree because we have a 7 month old puppy who is the spawn of satan and destroys everything in her path. So sadly my tree is not up to my high standards *sigh* There's always next year... <br /><br />Hope all you twat waffles have a marvelous Christmas full of delightful alcoholic bevies and wonderful presents!! xoxoPaintedMermaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316007870043126528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59820801242678762392010-12-23T08:01:12.482-05:002010-12-23T08:01:12.482-05:00I love Christmas trees so effin much! This year I ...I love Christmas trees so effin much! This year I put one in every room. Yep, EVERY room. That 13 trees, mind you. And every time I call my cats for dinner they come bounding out from beneath a tree. *sigh* Those twinkling lights are like Xanax on a stick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16578072262557391022010-12-23T07:06:55.010-05:002010-12-23T07:06:55.010-05:00I do love Christmas, but it's so stressful now...I do love Christmas, but it's so stressful now that the joy has been sucked right out of it. <br /><br />I like to think it'll be worth the effort when I see the kids happiness on the morning of, but lets face it, they'll be all annoying and greedy: "gimme; NEXT; I didn't want clothes; I want what he/she has." <br /><br />Plus I'm selfish enough to miss the good ol days when I got lots of presents (AND didn't have to go buy them myself).<br /><br />To give Mr NotSmitten a tiny bit of credit, he cracked me up when he labelled the ringbox (I picked out and bought the ring) To Smitten from British Pretty Boy.Smittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34652661762206193062010-12-23T03:32:12.017-05:002010-12-23T03:32:12.017-05:00JJ - I heart you!
I am quite similar about my tre...JJ - I heart you!<br /><br />I am quite similar about my tree, my CDO about the lights is evident for all to see. I am waiting until the Boxing Day sales this year to buy more, the ones I have just aren't doing it for me.<br /><br />We're not quite as hard-core about outdoor decorations in NZ, for a start it's summer so it isn't really dark until about 9pm, not really much opportunity to see things all lit up. Some people are starting to decorate the outside of their houses, I think they've been influenced by our Northern Hemisphere cousins, but they do look kinda out of place when they're the only ones in the street.<br /><br />Merry Christmas, h00rs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6240383081239938972010-12-23T01:59:50.323-05:002010-12-23T01:59:50.323-05:00I love decorating - the tree, the apartment, whate...I love decorating - the tree, the apartment, whatever. My husband is not so much into it, but he learned to accept the fact that the inside of his house twinkles this time of year.<br /><br />Anyhow, Merry Christmas, have fun, and get wasted.<br /><br />MwahNessa Lomivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03275449787135464816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28657065666137649162010-12-23T00:33:00.029-05:002010-12-23T00:33:00.029-05:00I feel the exact same way, and it has taken me alo...I feel the exact same way, and it has taken me along time to cave and finally let my son "help" me decorate the Christmas tree. I just have to breathe deep and "woosah" every time I walk by. <br /><br />p.s. I thought I was the only one who laid under the tree and marveled at it trance-inducing awesomeness.SaltedCaramelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03895391309938195052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45243853837259838822010-12-23T00:17:31.421-05:002010-12-23T00:17:31.421-05:00JJ, I don't know you, have never met you, but ...JJ, I don't know you, have never met you, but I already know that I heart you. That's all.Tioliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00259015315374213589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64669805456841676492010-12-22T23:55:05.260-05:002010-12-22T23:55:05.260-05:00You are one up on me. I will get the tree up! Get ...You are one up on me. I will get the tree up! Get off my lawn!<br /><br />I've done some baking like Cullenary Curser. That's allrottymamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02799832254087134073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-4012772575937288182010-12-22T23:54:57.414-05:002010-12-22T23:54:57.414-05:00When you have children you cannot be OCD about the...When you have children you cannot be OCD about the Christmas tree. I let them own it now...and it is fine and dandy. I love the haphazard way they decorate it.<br /><br />Loved the video JJ. Fucking awesome proof of your OCD at the end. Was that a scoff I heard from ML? <br /><br />I wonder what Rob puts on his tree.....maybe he strings Heineken caps and guitar picks together and cuts Christmasy shapes out of his Hot Pockets boxes.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.com