Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sunday Afternoon RPatts Delight [Watch At Your Own Risk]

So it's a lazy Sunday afternoon and I'm recovering from a party that I attended last night without JJ (there are other people in the world! I had no idea... I thought I found a suitable BFF replacement but JJ said she'd cut that bitch if we got too chummy in her absence so I guess I won't go there). OK truth be told I spent a good part of the night sitting in front of the computer trying to trick passers-by into engaging me in a Twilight-related conversation. It was hit-or-miss. But I did get to watch - er, or should I 'fess up and say "rewatch for the thirty-seventh time" my favorite video of the week...

This masterpiece was created by the remarkable Mrs. Vanquish at Let's ride the vanquish. You may recall her very first vid, I'm a slave 4 you, which was so good that it made you forget what a crazy train wreck Britney Spears is? Well, her sophomore effort does NOT disappoint! I don't know where she even found some of these pics, but I made myself late for work earlier this week because I couldn't stop hitting "Replay" and then when JJ and I parked ourselves in front of her massive computer monitor and put it in full-screen high-def [definitely DO THIS] we almost fell off the seat we were sharing (again, it's a good thing that we're both too fucking lazy to grab a second chair from another room because if it weren't for the fact that we were clutching onto each other we would have totally fell to the floor in a big moist lump). This video will make you unproductive for at least the next 30 minutes, maybe more. Spontaneous drool and panty combustion alert! You've been warned.



Well, my work here is done - enjoy the rest of your weekend! And might I suggest stopping back later for a repeat showing of this video at bedtime? I guarantee you'll have pleasant dreams...

33 comments:

  1. Holy crap!
    And that last picture... Why does him biting his lip make me turn to jelly? Or when he does that sexy look or that... I suppose I just turn to jelly all the time watching him

    Thank you for putting a great end to my week! Love you STY!!

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  2. Oh my goodness! You posted Freedom here, uhh MrsV is really proud and does the *happy dance* !
    I´m still stunned to see that so many people enjoy what I´m doing with my time, my MacBook and the prettiest face ever!
    Glad you guys enjoy and actually that motivates to do more....

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  3. more more more MORE!!! YES! We wantee!!! um, please. Pretty please with Robert Pattinson on top?? (yes I totally stole that from a poor innocent child and made it sound dirty somehow - sorry!)

    and SVO I absolutely agree that the lip-bitey thing is the BEST. it actually makes my knees weak, among other things that I won't go into detail on because Mr. Snarky is two inches away from me at this very moment and it seems a tad rude to discuss stuff like that with him so close...

    : )

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  4. Yum, yum, yum!

    I can really be a space cadet these days. It never occurs to me to watch in full screen unless it's mentioned in the post.

    Always remind me please! It's much nicer that way.

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  5. Just saying, but MrV is always in the same room when I do this stuff....

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  6. Ooh yes. How very, very rude of me. Thank you SO much Mrs. V
    I shall be abusing the fuck out of youtube very, very soon now.

    And STY, If he can't hear you it isn't rude :P

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  7. {{{Drool}}} I'm going to watch this again right before I leave for the airport tonight so I can have Robward dreams on the plane...

    Then again, that might not be a good idea...

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  8. jftr Mr. Snarky is the BEST. DH. EVAH. and totally enables my Twilight addiction (and I amnot just saying this because some of our friends read this blog! it's actually the honest-to-goodness truth!). I can't tell you how many frozen dinners he has microwaved when I promised steak and how much shitty television he has watched because I just need "five more minutes! I swear! Really!" before we watch a movie or something together. I may have to start calling him St. Snarky soon. Just sayin' - although I suppose on some level he has reaped the benefits as well {{{coughTwiPorncough}}}.

    If I still smoked he's bring me ciggies when I felt like crap, too, even though he wasn't supposed to... Don't they say you shouldn't smoke immediately after wisdom teeth are removed, Mrs. V?? naughty naughty! but i loved those pics. I think Mini-E needs a cigarette, too. man oh man Robward makes me miss smoking so fucking much... It's been like seven years or so and suddenly I'm having a nic-fit like I just quit yesterday every time I see a pic of that boy with smoke swirling around hit hot face...

    : )

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  9. Watch out, dude who's gonna be sitting next to JJ on the plane - she might try to grab yer package!

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  10. I really need an proofreader, don't i?? dang i wish you could edit your comments - lol! i suck...

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  11. I think we all need proof readers STY hehe

    I sure as hell know I do most of the time :P

    And JJ, at least try to keep your dreams clean. You know that sd's law is that you'll fall asleep and start talking about RPattz :P

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  12. Lool STY, so you read my last post hm? :-) Yes they told me not to smoke, but hey! Mini-E allowed me and he´s much older than my Doc, right? Don´t forget that he always cooled my cheeks with his ice cold hands!!

    Love that our hubs let us live out this addiction!!

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  13. I read it & I was cracking up - you just needed a pic of him next to a big bottle of Advil or painkillers or something - lol! And yeah I smoked after I got my wisdom teeth yanked too - no point in going through withdrawal AND having your teeth (er, or lack thereof) hurt at the same time, right?

    Oh and I added you to our blogroll, chickie! : )

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  14. There is one pic with Mini-E and a tablet - painkiller - in the previous post, for sure Mini-E was my best drug dealer those days!! There was no way I could have no food, no coffee and no smokes... too much, way too much!

    And how awesome is that, makes me happy to see my bloggy on your list! Thanks! *hugs*

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  15. that was awesome. Freedom was a most excellent choice, I know all the lyrics by heart(I owned the single on CASETTE) Mrs V kicked massive ass with that robcandy video. The biting of the lip at the end was sinful at the end. Yum.

    Do another one, purdy please.... With two dollops of rob pattinson on top!!!!

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  16. Um....yummy goodness. The toothpick in the mouth shot made me run for a new pantyliner. I will NEVER tire of his beautiful face and those eyes....fuckjawesomeness.

    Thank you Mrs. V, thank you STY and thank you, once again, Richard and Clare for the wonderment that is your son.

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  17. STY I was a tad slow on the title of this post--love me some "Afternoon Delight"!

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  18. STY here - i have hijacked JJ's computer (ferret is cute. and needy...)

    "fuckjawesomeness" - love it! so appropriate... it's perfect. like rpatts - lol!

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  19. OMG Mrs. V!! I think I love you! (Not in a sick, twisted way either!) That last pic is my all time favorite of Robert! I believe I made a bit of a big deal over it with your last video, although I wasn’t alone in my drooling over it (and a few others as well!) You are awesome! More videos please!
    I really like the pic at 1 min. I just pretend he’s facing my side of the bed! Also like the one at 2 mins although I believe he’s with K-Skank, I mean, K-Stew, in that one. Something about the way he dips his head down and looks up and the eyebrows and ... BAM! … Spontaneous panty combustion! Shit, I gotta go change… damn.
    BTW - veri word is unnit...yeah, like I needed one more reminder of his...er...unit!

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  20. Incredible! I needed that...my bff and I spent about an hour in the mall eye fucking Peter Facinelli yesterday, and I kinda felt like I was cheating on Rob. That video reminded me that it's really him that I love (not that I needed much of a reminder!).

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  21. Wonderful..thanks for making this...LOVE the lip biting pic!!

    This man is too handsome!

    Jaima

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  22. omfg. today is my birthday and i couldn't have asked for a better video.

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  23. After I read my brother's Maxim mag which had a lil thing on how to tell if a vampire gave you an STD (Rob is mentioned) I just had to log on ASAP and this video made my day so much better.

    Maybe having these songs on my ipod will help my hour on the treadmill go by so much faster...

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  24. Mrs V, you are a genius. I just sit and drool...it's pitiful. I think that maybe for your next video venture, you can just use smoking & lip-biting pix...more drool...my gawd. Thank you!

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  25. LMAO, did you see that FSE made a guest appearance at Kelly Clarkson's concert?? Someone really brought him there, imagine that!

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  26. geesh! iwannalickthatface! just sayin'

    VW- NESSERS...umm jakes nick name for the child that will not me mentioned?

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  27. I don't even know where to begin! Thanks to MrsV for making, and STY for posting, and RPattz for looking for gawd damn de-li-cious! I was able to hold it together until the lip biting pic. I'm now resigned to spend the rest of the evening in a melted twitchy puddle with that video playing on loop. Must find the will to back away from the computer...

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  28. AWRIGHT.
    today, we attended a small get-together with good friends. whilst discussing the virtues of a certain vampire with a fellow 'tard, we were interrupted by some very male snorting, followed by a statement to this effect: If Robert Pattinson was not in Twilight, none of us would find him attractive. In fact, we would pass him by on the street without a second glance.
    WHHHHHHHAT?
    obviously, i laughed, HARD.
    men.
    i mean, lets see a show of hands;
    who would have passed on him BEFORE he was Edward?
    certainly not me.

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  29. Fuck me. I'm at a loss for words. Fuck. Me.

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  30. Lip... biting... beautiful... eyes rolling back... OH. MY. GOD.

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  31. oh...my....
    i feel really dizzy...
    THANK GOD FOR ROBERT PATTINSON AND HD!!

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