Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Sexy Robert Pattinson Vid (as IF There's Any Other Kind...)

So it's been kind of a crappy day, work sucks and I haven't seen Jenny Jerkface in days because I don't want whatever cooties she has that put her out of commission for three or four days running (she's currently trying to use the "I'm not contagious" card, but forgive me if I don't trust my friends when they all start talking like the have advanced medical degrees). This is making me crabby! We got the package with our "Bella Bracelets" in the mail DAYS ago but we're total dorks and have to open everything together so here I am waiting like a schmuck until she feels better [feel better, JJ!! I heart you!] And really - this whole week? It's enough already. I am DONE with you, stinky work-week! And it's only Wednesday??? Really?! WTF?! SCREECH!!!

[taking a deep breath; possibly imbibing alcoholic beverages]

Fine - I've got something that never fails to cheer me up, brighten my day, and helps me to forget about all the bullshit out there... RPatts videos on YouTube!! Oh YouTube, how I love you... Not in the lusty I'll-never-make-good-on-any-of-this-but-I-hope-I'm-not-embarrassing-Mr. Snarky-too-much way that I lurv RPatts, but a LOT. Because you feed my obsession like no other.

Found an awesome new [?] video! I'm not going to bother with a wordy intro--I can summarize it with: Robalicious! [aaaaaand STY heads to her happy place in 3...2...1...]

Enjoy! And thanks to MissStella76 for delivering the goods! Loooong, sloooooow, camera-panning goods - my favorite!

29 comments:

  1. Loooonnnng and slowwwwwwwww, just the way I imagine his Highness in bed!

    My second posting this week,

    Outed Annonymous Reader of Past Few Months x

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  2. And if I could actually spell the darn word ANONYMOUS that might help with my future comments....

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  3. Yay - we love no-longer-anonymous readers!!! Jut doing our part to drag as many people out of the Twi-closet as possible - lol! Even if it's only from being a lurker to being an anon poster to getting a name... Baby steps...baby steps...

    : )

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  4. That was a great song to put to Robporn...........I will never tire of looking at that man..NEVER.EVER. I would love to start seeing some new interviews with him soon--come on Summit throw us a bone here!

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  5. Well that just made my hump day a little more humpable. Thank you! I don't recognize the photo at about 3:52 but I must acquire for my 'collection.' Is that George Michael singing?

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  6. Well that just made my hump day a little more humpable. Thank you! I don't recognize the photo at about 3:52 but I must acquire for my 'collection.' Is that George Michael singing?

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  7. I apparently thought it was so nice, I had to say it twice:-)

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  8. I am normally not a fan of the wifebeater shirts but he makes anything look awesome. I LOVE that jaw! Some new interviews would be very nice.

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  9. What way to end the work day! That was freakin' hot as hell! mmm.. panties wet now..thanks girlies!

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  10. had a shit-tastic day today as well..... and that video just made it soooooo much better....

    ::THUD::

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  11. Holy hell where did that picture of Rob with wet hair at 3:03 come from?! Is it from Remember Me? Which, by the way, I absolutely cannot wait for.

    Damn you, STY! Another night that I'm not going to get anything done around the house.

    Lisa

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  12. Sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker, that man is deLECTable... what is it with him?!?!
    I can't decide if it's the jaw, that ridiculously lickable mouth (which I've decided, I prefer open-showing just a hint of those sexy teeth--how can teeth be sexy?!), those smouldering eyes, or the way his fingers always look kind of misshapen as he pushes them through his mane of hair...good lord it's the whole package I think...
    Thank you YET AGAIN Twitarded for some delectable Robporn--I nearly missed wetrob in the middle there!!
    I'm in Australia, so Twitarded is always updated while I sleep--what a way to wake up!!

    PS for the o-ward dancing vid, did you guys mutilate (and behead) the LSE?!?! how funny
    Twitarded, I LOVE YOU!!! you're the best. The only time I laugh all day sometimes!!

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  13. Don't wait too long to open your bracelets. My poor wolfies front legs were broken, and I'm going to have to send it back, but, they'll only do an exchange if it's postmarked within seven days of reciept.

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  14. Robalicious?? Jaw Pornalicious more like! Perfect end to an evening of good food and wine with friends. Loving the pic at 0.50 too, ding dong!

    Mwah! x

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  15. Damn it! I just chewed another hole through my lip!
    That boy KNOWS what he is doing to us everytime he looks into a camera--example check out 0:42--
    Who else looks THAT HOT... EVER?!
    He KNOWS that he is causing a whole lot of wetness all over the world with that look!
    Now I gotta go work on my daydream.
    Thanks for the inspiration!

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  16. 4:10 - that made my day!

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  17. I'm glad you all agree because for a nanosecond I was thinking "welllll, everyone's seen these pics... Maybe I shouldn't share this one... But you know what?? It changed my mood - for the better, natch - dramatically! He is so crazy-hot sometimes I just go all catatonic. Sorry to objectify you Robward, I love you for your adorkableness, too. Does that count for anything? Because if you were a pompous asshole in RL, it wouldn't seem like you're so hot. But you're not, soooo... The fact that we all know that you were cracking up in between takes on these different pics - in all likelihood - just makes us [heart] you that much more!


    @Twinatic - thanks for the tip - good to know!! Might have to open with JJ looking out from the other side of a window or something - lol... Must. Check. Wolfy-legs...

    @Linda - glad we could start your day off right! : )

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  18. wow wow wow! Thank you for sharing this!

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  19. Ok that was orgasmically delicious...

    Thanks for the good dreams tonight

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  20. (sigh)...I think we just had a 'moment'...I mean, he was looking right AT me...he must have felt it,too...right?

    hahahha, wish I wasn't kidding.

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  21. seriously, who needs prozac when RPattz exists via clever and oh-so-fucking-sexy youtube vids??

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  22. Twinatic: " My poor wolfies front legs were broken"

    *checks own wolfy*

    Holy Crap! Me too! He's only got three legs now!

    Careful! These are fragile. I think it'll have to only wear it "out" and not at work on my 10 hr shift. =/

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  23. No matter how many times I see these same pics of him over and over, they still never fail to render me a drooling fucking idiot. Holy mother of fuck he is so beautiful, it hurts me.

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  24. *dies*

    I wonder if anyone else has had this happen: it's like Rob has completely scrambled and reprogrammed my brain with regards to male beauty. I look at pictures of stars (old and new) who I used to think were gorgeous and now they all look 'off' or like their faces have been moulded by a retarded kid out of a lump of plasticine (ok, by comparison to Rob). Weird.

    Boy really knows how to sex up a camera. he knows *exactly* what he's doing to our collective underwear with those smouldering gazes of his. vag-tease!

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  25. Re: the 3 legged wolves. Didn't Edward threaten to take off one of Jacob's legs in Eclipse? If he returned her in less than perfect condition...even if a meteor falls from the sky and hits her in the head etc. LOL!!

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  26. I just got my bracelet two days ago and already the extension on the chain broke. ;.; Plus they sent it on the wrong chain. =/ Little Jacob's legs aren't broken at least. =@

    As for that video.....well d**n

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  27. Was having a bad day, then came back to this vid and now everything is a blur. God I would let that man do such dirty things to me. So un-Fucking-believably sexy it should be illegal. *Sigh* At least my hubby has RPatz's lips. *wink* I can at least pretend that way. LOL!

    And how cool is it that my word for the word verification is RAVISH!! Just what that yummy man does to me in my daydreams!

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  28. that's just god damn pure sex on legs. I am a little embarrased, but not entirely to admit.. that pretty much every song on my ipod have been related back to a daydream/fantasy of that sexy as hell man.

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