We received a shot of the image below (apparently part of some extra Breaking Dawn dvd footage) from self-professed loyal Twitarded fan Jennifer last week and had to agree with her suggestion that the expression on Rob's face is priceless and cries out for snappy captioning. I think our prize closet got wiped out during our last trip to Forks, but really, this photo is so full of captioning potential win that it doesn't even need the promise of some random piece of Twilighty merch to make it worthwhile...
I'll start -
Wait - I put what where when we get to Isle Esme?!?
That was low-hanging fruit, people. There's just so much potential here... This should be a Jumpy-Rob worthy meme in my humble opinion.
Leave your captions in the comments!
"I just saw Jenny Jerkface's poop, floating in the ocean there. She always said she would do it in the privacy of my darn trailer - liar"
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"Oh sh*t, I forgot to clean the pipes!"
ReplyDeleteBella! I DID NOT say full throddle!
ReplyDeleteYou didn't pack any condoms! This will ruin the rest of the book for everyone!
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DeleteOh my god, Bella! Something just ate your hand!!
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I JUST ATE A BUG!!
"It goes in the hairy cave?? I'VE POOPED MAH PANTS!"
ReplyDeleteOMG I just ran over Moaning Mertyl!!
ReplyDeleteAch scheisse, I'm about to crash into that pier, and I'm still going to die a virgin.
ReplyDeleteDamn it Bella, stop trying to grab my cock!!!.....on second thought, go ahead cuz a bj might give you a brain freeze
ReplyDeleteI've waited ninety fucking years for this and the book fades to fucking BLACK?!?! Fuck. My. Life.
ReplyDelete"What?! They want Meyer to write another fucking book?!"
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ReplyDelete"Oh shit, I left my umbrella on your seat. My bad." - Bella
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ReplyDeleteBella - "Christ! Just throttle up and punch it in there Edward...it's like sex, but just a little less fishy"
Edward: You want to name our first child WHAT?!?!?
ReplyDeleteThis bitch just married into mega-money, scored a totally hot piece for a husband, and she's STILL whining!? OMG is she swinging her arm because she's giving me direction to an island she's never even been to!? WTF kind of eternity did I just sign up for!
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