Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Who Has a Wicked Accent?

Even if you're not a football fan, you can still appreciate crazy shit that football players do sometimes. Tom Brady (the quarterback for my New England Patriots) is a funny dude. Sure, he might come across as a hoity toity high society type with his super model wife and his metrosexual style, but deep down, I believe Tom Brady is one hot jokester.

Yes please, I'll take two.

A couple years ago, he appeared on SNL and that was a huge hit. His skit on Sexual Harassment makes me pee my pants every time I see it... plus getting to see Brady in a pair of tighty whiteys makes it that much better! He could sexually harass me any time. Fuck, I'd pay him to harass me. I'm not going to lie... every time I drive down I-495 in Massachusetts near Foxboro, I imagine what I would do if I saw him driving. Um, yeah, I'd totally smash into him. And then offer to make it up to him. With my mouth. On his penis.


So recently Under Armor hired him to do a video. This isn't even a television ad, just a video on Funny or Die that has been getting a lot of press around these here parts. Shit like this makes me love him so much I want to hunt him down and hug him. Or something else... dirtier.



Can you imagine Robert Pattinson face-to-face with a full-sized Edward? I wonder if he would treat FSE with the same violent outburst Tom treated his FST. I just love it when athletes or any celebrity for that matter, do stuff like this that makes them seem... almost... human. Like we could hang out and have a beer. Or seven. And a roll... in the hay. 

And this is why Tom Brady is back on my Freebie Five list. I'm just glad he got rid of the Faux Mo. I'm sure that crazy wife of his always has something to do with his bad haircuts. I think she does it so the other ladies won't lust after him so much. It almost works.

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  1. I also have a thing for Brady...seems I started to take an interest in the hubs' football watching about the same time he became the Pats' quarterback....Drew just never did much for me! It's that strong jaw, LKW, very similar to that other mouth-watering begging-to-be-licked jaw I love so much now!

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    1. LOL... I hated Drew Bledsoe. Every time I saw his mug on TV, I'd just want to punch him in the mouth. Now Tom Brady... I want to do something else with him mouth but that's another whole post!

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  2. I used to wanna have Tedy Bruschi's babies.

    Thanks for the funny vids. I've been in a pissy mood all day. I was having a dream that Rob had just joined me in bed and our faces were one freakin' inch apart! I just know he was gonna kiss me silly . . . and then my FUCKING ALARM went off! Aarrrrrgggghhh!!!!! Godamn piece of shit cockblocking alarm! I've never gotten that far in a dream with Rob before! I'm still so pissed! My whole day was ruined!

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    1. Man, that sucks the big one! I've never dreamed about Rob. Wish I could. My dreams are usually stupid or horrific. Theres never a happy middle. :(

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    2. I'd smash my alarm clock into a million pieces if that happened to me.

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    3. Horrific = having the alarm go off during THAT dream! so sorry - what a travesty! Gah.

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  3. I do my Homer Simpson drooling over a donut impression whenever Tom Bradys on TV. Not only does he play for my beloved Patriots, he's wicked hot! And I can say that. I'm a Mainaaahhhh. Lol.

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    1. He is wicked hot... at least now that he has normal hair. I hated the soccer hair shit he had going on last year and he actually fell off my Freebie Five list *gasp* for a while because of it.

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  4. Of course, I don't think I have an accent at all, but every twitard I've ever met, spoken to or Skyped tend to disagree!

    It's kinda fun, I now know to set aside the first ten minutes of any conversation to talk about accents. Some people *ahem* @AllTwiedUP *ahem* like to try and pretend they have a kiwi accent. They don't. buahahahahaa

    Am on restricted internet access so can't watch these clips now, but looking forward to coming back when I'm at home.

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    1. Nah, you don't have an accent. *runs off giggling*

      JFTR, I adore your accent. And you. Of course.

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  5. Marky Mark....Ha,ha....this is soooo funny. He is definitly on my freebie list and so glad he got a haircut.If it wasn't so hot today, I think I would go get me some chowdah and go pahk my cah by wahter.

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    1. Errr... say it right... Maaahhhhky Maaahhhhk

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  6. That SNL skit kills!! Love Tommy B and the Pats. I'm with @TheRugbymom re: Bruschi!! I am also a huge Wes Welker fan, but mostly for his mad football skills. Ahhh, I love that we can talk about other important issues here....now, where was I? Oh yeah - at work!

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    1. OH LOVE Wes Welker. Do you follow him on Twitter? His Twitter avi is so fucking dreamy!

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  7. I was oddly drawn to his nether region in the SNL skit. Just thought I would share that. I miss your Maine accent LKW...love it.

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    1. Slut.

      Just kidding.

      Not really.

      I miss your non-accent. Damn you and your accent-free PNW.

      xo

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    2. I also miss your non-accent. It's so nice to be around people like myself. You know, who don't have accents. ;)

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  8. Awesomeness! Does anyone else think Brady looked a bit like Alaric from Vampire Diaries in the under armor video???

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    1. Oh yes, I agree. He is a bit Alaric-ish. Extra yum.

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    2. YES!! This so much. When I first saw it I was actually a little confused as to why Alaric was in it, lol.

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  9. In all honesty, I have never even heard of this dude. But he's hot. And he has a sense of humor. That's pretty much a win-win in my book.

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  10. I don't have an accent...pshhhhh. I have my own language. Ha and yes TB DOES look like Alaric...whoa.

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  11. Shame on you Matt Damon! Who knew he had a sense of humor :-)

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  12. I love me some Tom Brady now that his hair is back to normal. I've been watching him since he was Brian Greise's (Brian who? Yeah...) backup at Michigan. He was fucking cuuuute in college.

    I think Matthew Davis (Alaric), Michael C Hall (Dexter), and Tom are brothers. It's kind of eerie. And hot. Mostly hot.

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