Monday, October 14, 2019

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN: TWITARDED 2020 IS ON!

True Fact #1 - Yes, we're going back to the great state of Washington in October, 2020 (unless they catch wind of this and ban us all from state line).

True Fact #2 - Some of you may have already heard of a date. If you have, it may be wrong. We wouldn't be us if we didn't royally fuck this up from the jump.

True Fact #3 - It took me and Snarkier Than You like 20 minutes to figure out how to log into Blogger, and another 20 minutes of us trying to remember how the fuck to do this. Thus, bare bones post, my lovely ladies. Also, wine.

Here is all the information we have at this point:

  • We will be landing in the beautiful state of Washington on Thursday, October 22nd. We will be leaving the state (unless forcibly removed earlier) on Monday, October 26th. 
  • We will not be staying in Forks. 
  • We're not sure yet where we'll be staying. 

Ladies (and perhaps the occasional gent) - this is in the VERY early stages of planning. We wish we could give you more, but we're getting older and we have to go bed soon. Consider this post a "To Be Continued". 

Our question to you -- WHO WANTS TO GO?? Please leave a comment if you're seriously interested in joining us. 

We know that some of you have been getting together in that area for years and that warms our cold, dark hearts. Also? Probably gonna need your help if you're willing to give it. 

We'll be in touch and feel free to share this post because we actually don't know how to anymore. 

Be safe. 

xoxo, 
Jenny Jerkface, Snarkier Than You, and the rest of Twitarded. 

P.S. - Special, big huge thanks to Dangr Dafne. SERIOUSLY. She is as tenacious as she is absolutely amazing. 

36 comments:

  1. OHHHH MY EDWARD! Holy shit! I’m there, h00rs!

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  2. Oh Dear God. I retired in June and I cleaned out 19 years worth of crap from my email folder. And I THINK I deleted most of the twitarded stuff, thinking well, it was fun but we've all moved on. Damn. Now I've got to search through multiple flash drives to see if I still have some of the incriminating evidence. Don't laugh - I think I found my "glitter lube" audio files the other day.

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  3. Biggest grin ever over here just seeing that banner :D Seriously interested!

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  4. Well, shit. I apparently don’t remember how to comment.
    I’m there, as I have been every year since the beginning, and I’m happy to help however I can! HMU, if this one actually posts.

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  5. For fuck's sake, this is my third fucking time trying to comment.

    Maybe. I need details. And a passport.

    Also, a new chocolate penis mold. Last one got lost in a move.

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  6. I'm in! I've been there each year, from Forks to Portland to the recent years in La Push, and can't wait to celebrate 2020 with the whole crew!!!

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  7. I am here, I mean so there, but I am here, too. One year....we can do it. #twatwafflesunite

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  8. Kvotz aka Kristen GauthierOctober 14, 2019 at 10:23 PM

    I'm in! So excited!

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  9. I will be there with bells on!!! I'm already at n the right state. Can't wait to see all you twatwaffles and h00rs!!!

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  10. Ohhhhh yep....in. Jude

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  11. I so don't remember my password to Blogger. I am excited to go to forks again. So nice for the band to get back together

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  12. I'm in like Flynn!!

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  13. Sounds like shenanigans... count me in

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  14. I think I commented Twice 🙈🙈

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  15. What the world needs now is MORE TWITARDED!!! Count me in, twatwaffles!

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  16. I AM SO FUCKING IN!!!!!! And hey, look! My same damn icon! Huh, who knew?!

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  17. I'm in and so excited to see everyone! Let me know how I can help. Xoxo

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  18. I’m definitely going! I’m also planning to stay longer since it’s a bit of a flight from Sweden and I might as well add a week or two. :)

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  19. Hellooooo!
    I’m not sure I can commit but I’ll sure have fun following the adventure :)
    xx

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  20. No idea how I'm going to fund this, but since you've given us 12 months' advance warning I. AM. IN.!!!!!!

    Can't wait to spend some time with you #twatwaffles again! W00t!

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  21. Oh I wish wish WISH I could join you guys this time around. But it looks like my money will be needed for some other things in 2020. But please keep us updated so we can join you vicariously via the internet! My heart is full of warm fuzzies right now!

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  22. OK so apparently I do NOT remember how to reply to an individual comment (this thing is really bringing out the almost-senior-moments in me... Until I do, let me just say JMFHF IT'S SO AWESOME SEEING ALL OF THESE COMMENTS AND FAMILIAR NAMES AND FACES/AVATARS IN HERE!!!!
    (and I will DEFINITELY be bringing the leftover name tags from the last trip back with me, 100%.)

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    1. Can't believe I only recently put all of my Fooorrrkkksss!!!! memorabilia in the trash :-( Such a bad move :-(

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  23. Wow! I thought I was having a hallucination! I've always wanted to make the trip, but can't promise anything. Funds are tight, but if I can swing it, I'll be there!!!

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  25. twatwaffles, h00rs, i haven't seen or heard those words in years ... Can't commit just yet - I went to Scotland in August on an Outlander adventure, the bank of self idulgent trips is a wee bit dry but, really fucken excited about this. Really. Fucken. Excited!!! If I can, I will

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  26. I moved from Vancouver to Toronto this summer BUT, I would totally make the trip if I can. I turn 40 earlier that month so may be taking a different trip so we shall see.

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  27. YASSSS I finally figured out how to comment. I MISS YOU H00RS SO DAMN MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. K sorry for yelling at you, I just got overly excited. Anyway, you KNOW I will be there!!

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