tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post3976630737551491052..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: I Had A(nother) Dream... RPattz, Where Are You? [Please Don't Say "New Jersey"]Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14338932506013453512010-06-02T21:36:06.452-04:002010-06-02T21:36:06.452-04:00No! Don't go! I don't want anything bad ...No! Don't go! I don't want anything bad to happen to you before we go to FFFOOORRRKKKSSSS!!!<br /><br />Speaking of . . . . we watched "Twilight In Forks" the other day in preparation! Can't wait! This fuckery in October is going to be nut-rageous! Everyone who is going should rent this stupid DVD from the Red Box for a little background before you go. I'm not into hiking - AT ALL - but if they REALLY do have vampires in the woods at night, I guess I'll be up for a stake-out!The Rugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16128183567362805019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-76433555431822102202010-06-01T14:39:03.605-04:002010-06-01T14:39:03.605-04:00wow, lots of New England Twitards out there. I'...wow, lots of New England Twitards out there. I'm in Mass. Luckily my sister is almost as obsessed as me (i can't get her to read the books, but she loves the movies!? i keep trying to tell her how much she's missing, but she just blabbers on about single-mom this, working-full-time that, blah, blah...) so we will be at the midnight showing. already have the tix!<br /><br />RIP MoTU. you will be missed :(Fragile Little Humanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17672598711294730881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-56402018099744661022010-06-01T10:39:10.264-04:002010-06-01T10:39:10.264-04:00I say go inspite of the dream.I say go inspite of the dream.red_bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643896155215594362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88264298915428252122010-06-01T08:00:55.398-04:002010-06-01T08:00:55.398-04:00Oh and @Mrs. P, I'll be sending you an email.....Oh and @Mrs. P, I'll be sending you an email... I think this is a dream that could use some interpreting!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19417595594118439152010-06-01T08:00:22.163-04:002010-06-01T08:00:22.163-04:00@Vermonstermom & @Kerri - I grew up in Portlan...@Vermonstermom & @Kerri - I grew up in Portland!! My parents still live there and I only live 20 minutes north. I work right in town. LOL!<br /><br />@Cullenboyz - I believe I drove through your town last night on my way to eat dinner at the Dolphin Restaurant in Harpswell. Small world...<br /><br />@Mr. Myg - Thanks for the comment... "punk in drublic" LMAO... hope that's not me!!<br /><br />I'm hoping to hop the bus to NYC... cheaper and a little faster than the train. Anyone who's taking the train from Portland to Boston knows how painful it can be!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14754840090956701012010-06-01T07:37:23.934-04:002010-06-01T07:37:23.934-04:00Wow, I had a Twi inspired dream last night. I was ...Wow, I had a Twi inspired dream last night. I was being kidnapped and I was tied up in the back of Bella's truck and Jacob turns around to see if I was still there, which I was since I was tied up. And I let him take me. Hmmm, I am so Team Edward, but hey I guess I'd let Taycob kidnap me.<br /><br />Anyone live further down the east coast, in say, the Baltimore area??Tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59363196927522100452010-06-01T03:33:16.907-04:002010-06-01T03:33:16.907-04:00Um...OK. This dream has a lot of deep and persona...Um...OK. This dream has a lot of deep and personal stuff in it, and if you want me to tell you what i think it means, then just send me an email..bc I don't think it belongs in the comments. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-51119974327622645332010-06-01T02:52:18.976-04:002010-06-01T02:52:18.976-04:00Hahahahaha! I think I dreamed about JJ too over t...Hahahahaha! I think I dreamed about JJ too over the weekend...though I was in a Benadryl induced sleep haze. All I can remember is she was going on about growing her hair out....it wasn't as interesting as the dream I had about LKW and I seeing the Precious' peen. <br /><br />Pretty soon we are all going to be having our periods at the same time...it's bound to happen. Maybe we should all chart our 'moons' in FFFOORRRKKKKSSSS!!!!!VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49054570830995932002010-06-01T02:20:51.713-04:002010-06-01T02:20:51.713-04:00@LKW - First of all, you MUST fulfill your Twitard...@LKW - First of all, you MUST fulfill your Twitarded destiny and go to NYC to see Eclipse with JJ & STY! I'm seeing the twi triple feature with a group including ZAnyMouse and SidewalkCandy and couldn't imagine seeing without them. You need to experience this movie with people who truly understand the obsession.<br /><br />As far as figuring out your dream, I think this is a job for Mrs P!!TwiloveSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11274742501801007824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-14857355846414806312010-06-01T02:17:28.139-04:002010-06-01T02:17:28.139-04:00Oh, LKW! You know the dream is just trying to tri...Oh, LKW! You know the dream is just trying to trick you into NOT going to NYC for the movie. It is now your mission to do everything you can to show that dream that you are the Head Bitch In Charge and get your sexy ass to Twitarded HQ in time to hop the train to the city, pregame like a motherfucker, and enjoy the film.<br /><br /><br />vw: cemin. I.shit.you.not.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-79984243437127115682010-06-01T01:36:46.154-04:002010-06-01T01:36:46.154-04:00LKW that is one funny fucked up dream. Okay its no...LKW that is one funny fucked up dream. Okay its not funny that you were bleeding but the Kathy Bates thing almost made me pee myself! LMFAO! --When I was nine I watched Misery (fyi my sisters were really bad babysitters) and Annie Wilkes (KB) was chasing me in a pink clown suit with a serrated bread knife down a never ending narrow hallway. I know!... W. T. F. ?! <br /><br />That reminds me... has anyone had any fanfic inspired dreams, or am I the only weirdo? I started reading Clipped Wings and Inked Armor (I know, late in the game). But I had a really REALLY goooood dream featuring none other than Edward Masen. Yes, Tattward. Whom looked exactly like Rob w/ tatts and piercings) <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/tattward/txtwihard/tattward.jpg" rel="nofollow">Mmhhmm like this</a> Unfortunately, it was only PG13 rated. But it was still gooood. Surprised Fifty hasn't made an appearance in my pervy dreams yet. <br />Note to self: read MotU excerpt and channel inner goddess before bed ;)Luxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005652040143206647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13225192694065155312010-06-01T01:35:43.102-04:002010-06-01T01:35:43.102-04:00LKW, you MUST go to NYC for Eclipse shenanigans wi...LKW, you MUST go to NYC for Eclipse shenanigans with JJ & STY. Tell your husband you want to meet them before going all the way out to Forks to party w/ them ;) DO IT!<br /><br />xo JTwired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5076175486198523632010-06-01T00:43:30.458-04:002010-06-01T00:43:30.458-04:00@Cullenboyz - I vote for NYC! Maximize the benefi...@Cullenboyz - I vote for NYC! Maximize the benefit of those understanding husbands!!<br /><br />Um, the dream I had last night was that all the belltowers in DC (there are a lot of these, you say? In my dream there are) were occupied by tiny goats. (http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2010/01/26/goats_lead_wideweb__470x352_0.jpg)-Thanks Toefunny!<br /><br />I found this to be truly inhumane and started a campaign to Mayor Fenty about improving the plight of the tiny hunchback-of-notre-dame goats.<br /><br />Why is this shit occupying my brain instead of The Precious? Or at least bar meetups with JJ, STY and LKW?<br /><br />Seriously, wtf, subconscious?Fooorkspimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06595312034165893813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-68357920362898972822010-06-01T00:28:24.821-04:002010-06-01T00:28:24.821-04:00i really DO NOT recommend seeing the movie with pe...i really DO NOT recommend seeing the movie with people who aren't as into it as you are - at least for the first viewing. i did that for new moon. **insert long and boring sob story here** just make sure that even if your fellow movie-goers aren't as into it as you are that they will have the right energy-level and excitement that you have otherwise it seriously puts your eclipse cherry in peril. i say go with jj and sty! even if your dream turns out to be prophecy, nothing is worse than seeing a long-awaited fave movie with haters. broken bottles and copious bleeding would be preferable. i would give my left arm to see the movie with twitards. just soften the blow to mr latchkey with lots of preemptive bjs. works wonders...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12248051327413826474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-39390660884906570272010-05-31T23:52:29.815-04:002010-05-31T23:52:29.815-04:00@Vermonstermom4edward- Im from Portland, Maine, to...@Vermonstermom4edward- Im from Portland, Maine, too. Are we having a moment?<br /><br />@LKW- Frued would loooove that one. I had a dream the other night staring none other than mwah and a few unexpected faces.<br /><br />I dreamt I was at the British movie awards last week and I was finally going to meet Rob face to face. But for some reason the cast of Harry Potter kept interupting my progress. I mean, WTF! If I had a knife I would have cut them. Bitches! LOL!Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10033636882181345132010-05-31T23:37:35.767-04:002010-05-31T23:37:35.767-04:00I'm sorry LKW-You "bleeding like a stuck ...I'm sorry LKW-You "bleeding like a stuck pig" is not a good thing-But your dream has me rolling! My husband even stopped and asked what I was cackling at. If this is any inclination what Forks will be like...Hmmm...Mindihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02864744269979327668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44203872141535868792010-05-31T23:34:44.182-04:002010-05-31T23:34:44.182-04:00AHHHH!!! It's like reading my own brain, this...AHHHH!!! It's like reading my own brain, this post of yours! I live in midcoast Maine and I'm trying to decide whether I should see the triple flick with my moderately Twihard friends in Brunswick, or meet my crazy-obsessed-like-me friend in NYC to stalk HHH at the Today Show and watch Eclipse there. Between the two of us, we have 3 preschoolers and approximately 2 understanding husbands, but this may be pushing it. What to do????Linda Blanchardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06659742211193718932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21371115881643996812010-05-31T22:52:50.072-04:002010-05-31T22:52:50.072-04:00Seriously, I read that cartoon at the end as a goo...Seriously, I read that cartoon at the end as a good idea. Then when all you out-of-staters get punk in drublic...Alex aka Mr. Myghttp://takeitlikeamun.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-59590836113708835742010-05-31T22:34:55.494-04:002010-05-31T22:34:55.494-04:00You all remember that freshman psych class you may...You all remember that freshman psych class you may have been required to sleep through - that's where you learned that EVERYTHING in your dream is YOU - JJ, SNY, the bottle, the bar, even The Precious (when he decides to make his entrance) It's all about you, LKW!See how complicated you are? That's why I love you (also that you live in Maine,like maniac, hmmm).AdonicaSShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12962478313833994758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40273291451018733212010-05-31T22:21:49.051-04:002010-05-31T22:21:49.051-04:00@Myg - Doooood. I totally thought of the Court too...@Myg - Doooood. I totally thought of the Court too! lmao! <br /><br />@Cupcake Donna - It's supposed to be Sex, Violence, Rob Pattinson and <i>rock 'n' roll</i>. <br /><br />Dreams = our inner subconscious totally fucking us. :)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-845650677520072412010-05-31T22:17:09.258-04:002010-05-31T22:17:09.258-04:00Wow, that's so weird.
I had a dream last nigh...Wow, that's so weird.<br /><br />I had a dream last night that I was sitting at a bar with a small drunk girl with glasses. Then two other girls walked in screetching horny shit about Robert Pattinson. My BOYFRIEND! <br /><br />I went into a drunken rage and cut a bitch with my beer bottle. The girl with the glasses and the other one took the bleeding one and said something about doing karaoke "Annie" songs at her apartment. "I've even got a stage," she says. "I'm gonna sing "Maybe" first!<br /><br />Then I went out back, where RPattz was waiting for me. And I rode that dirty bad boy for a little while. Good and hard! <br /><br />When we were both satisfied, I went out looking for the three other girls to finish them off, before they came after my Rob!<br /><br />It was a pretty good dream. Sex, Violence, Rob Pattinson and Broadway musicals. Top that bitches!Cupcake Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10125313266234357951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-29246819434325576332010-05-31T22:16:32.177-04:002010-05-31T22:16:32.177-04:00Jesus. Sounds like you guys (JJ, STY) have already...Jesus. Sounds like you guys (JJ, STY) have already primed her for the Court Tavern! Because that dream sequence, the part in the bar? I'm pretty sure that happened to me there. More than once.Myg (Mercy Brown)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05327787947240499666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47384671542879511292010-05-31T22:08:43.883-04:002010-05-31T22:08:43.883-04:00Ooooo! The first time I'm first! :) Oh LKW,...Ooooo! The first time I'm first! :) Oh LKW, don't let the dream scare you. A true dream interpreter (which of course I'm not) would certainly tell you that no dream should ever be taken literally. It probably means something along the lines of....that if you get to NY somehow for the Eclipse premier you'll end up face down in the pretty's crotch by nights end. Book that Greyhound bus ticket tonight, Bitch! ;) <br /><br />BTW, you're in Maine, and I'm in Vermont....and we go to Maine every summer on vaca (Portland area). Muhwaaaah!! Maybe a little meet up sometime?vermonstermom4edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978750356306971568noreply@blogger.com