tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post4466384785428266837..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: How Does Robert Pattinson Really Smell?Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71571764396325629832010-05-29T11:36:14.203-04:002010-05-29T11:36:14.203-04:00@anon - if that's REALLY your name. can i just...@anon - if that's REALLY your name. can i just call you Sparkles?? there better now... my snatch feels...awesome. Nekkid and awesome. More later... ; )<br /><br />(thanks for asking!! it's good to have people care - lol...)Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13168049001447572932010-05-29T11:31:32.267-04:002010-05-29T11:31:32.267-04:00@CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! -- SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...@CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! -- SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! so totally jealous! i want to go to there...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32429997824397738712010-05-29T01:11:25.678-04:002010-05-29T01:11:25.678-04:00I wouldn't care about his smell if I found Ro...I wouldn't care about his smell if I found Rob passed out on a public bathroom floor, covered in his own piss and vomit. I would still take his beautiful, drunk ass home, clean him up, and fuck him till I couldn't see straight. I'm just saying.....Edward is a VILFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10924257043715250838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83727314853266779662010-05-29T00:36:15.790-04:002010-05-29T00:36:15.790-04:00@CullenLoverSmelledthepretty! That is awesome. I&#...@CullenLoverSmelledthepretty! That is awesome. I'm extremely jealous. That beats eating brunch with PFach and having him tweet on my phone hands down. I never forget a smell and I'd love for you to bottle it for us.twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-38790783097229700792010-05-29T00:21:24.228-04:002010-05-29T00:21:24.228-04:00Hi. As my screen names tells you, I have actually...Hi. As my screen names tells you, I have actually smelled him. March 1, 2010 at the Today Show. He was 6 inches in front of me. How does he smell? Unfuckingbelievable. Heavenly. His scent wafted over us and it was lovely. I will never forget it. <br /><br />Maybe he had showered that morning, maybe that was natural, but it was all good...just sayin.RTP_KJS_Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16859160279515274668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63805631924230564642010-05-28T22:56:16.165-04:002010-05-28T22:56:16.165-04:00First of all, don't think he stinks. Second o...First of all, don't think he stinks. Second of all, don't care if he stinks. Third of all, we can cure it together in one of those fancy showers with dozens of shower heads (twss) available. Hell, I would be just fine with licking him clean!Ninja TwiNerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17590600890810669818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-12505814539792485702010-05-28T21:49:28.559-04:002010-05-28T21:49:28.559-04:00We had a much loved & much missed English (pom...We had a much loved & much missed English (pommie) friend who when he visited and we offered him a cuppa, he would say "Sure love, I'm dryer than a Pommies towel"! I just think stupid people on tv don't get his very english sense of humour but sadly I think he would stink of ciggies which is gross.<br />LOVE the showerheadrob pic's @LKW. Visions of him in shower.....Stacked Like Sookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821070868707750937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63867377253579730052010-05-28T20:24:46.245-04:002010-05-28T20:24:46.245-04:00Oh, Rob and his stanky mankies can go fuck himself...Oh, Rob and his stanky mankies can go fuck himself for just a bit.<br /><br />Keep your eye on the BALL people. What I wanna know is...<br /><br />How's your snatch feeling, Snarky?<br /><br />Crap, not signed in. I'll give you three guesses, though.<br /><br />VW soffort I hear you possibly suffort the embarrassment of baring your cooter today. (Ha, bonus pun!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-78401729889675835702010-05-28T19:28:16.422-04:002010-05-28T19:28:16.422-04:00First love smell= Polo -still gets me if I get a r...First love smell= Polo -still gets me if I get a random whiff somewhere.<br /><br />LKW, I have been really dying to know the answer to the smell question for some time. If I ever met him I totally plan on politely asking for a little smell. Until then I imagine he smells like freesia, puppy breath and warm doughnuts with a little bit of coconut thrown in. Mmmmm sounds like dessert! I think I will have a taste.<br /><br />Sparkle Mindy<br />who continue to have signing in issues..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23425447929556716662010-05-28T17:10:01.167-04:002010-05-28T17:10:01.167-04:00Axe? I think we call that Lynx here. And I really ...Axe? I think we call that Lynx here. And I really hope he doesn't smell like that shite. I haven't been able to stomach it ever since a bunch of the fucktards, um, I mean boys in my class at school decided to light a few cans on fire in the classroom. The place reeked of it for weeks.<br /><br />Not that I'd say no even if he did smell like the stuff. Where's that Febreeze bottle gone...?Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-13581561139462518642010-05-28T15:39:22.358-04:002010-05-28T15:39:22.358-04:00Is Axe body spray the Old Spice of today's gen...Is Axe body spray the Old Spice of today's generation? LOL! I remember having a sick Pavlovian type response to my high school boyfriend's cologne mixed with the stale cigarette odor. Only teenage hormones can do that to you I swear. <br /><br />Oh and the nit infestation joke? I found it hilarious! I love Rob's sense of humor and how he likes to fuck with the crazies and the press. Hee hee.<br /> <br />Would I kick him out of bed if he smelled bad?Hmmmm. I mean, a bad smell can seriously ruin a mood. I enforce a must brush teeth rule before any sex with husband, so I'm afraid a stinky Rob might be a no go for me. OMG, WTF am I saying? I would still totally do him, stink, nits and all.<br /><br />But I think he smells like wildflowers and coconut and sex and man. LOL! Hummuna hummuna...Julie Wintersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57101286991719580252010-05-28T15:09:12.110-04:002010-05-28T15:09:12.110-04:00Exept for the smoking thing, I am sure Rob doesn&#...Exept for the smoking thing, I am sure Rob doesn't smell. And even if he does, "he won't sleep in the bathroom" (that's what we say in France).I imagine him smell L'Homme from Yves St Laurent, very spicy and fresh in the same time. And have you sen the post from random act of Rob "Rob has been Efroned"; waxed. So, no "body hair" --> less scent. Salut à toutes de France.padmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06585688823638933641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25092069091238827092010-05-28T14:33:11.369-04:002010-05-28T14:33:11.369-04:00@STY:
{scratches head out of momentary confusion.....@STY:<br />{scratches head out of momentary confusion... NOT head lice} ..Ah yes!'where's the beef' I know this one! (compliments a la VH1's I Love the 80's) Wendy's commercial with an old lady, right? See? ..I'm not TOTALLY out of touch ;DLuxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005652040143206647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-9533829944336680322010-05-28T13:08:38.182-04:002010-05-28T13:08:38.182-04:00@ STY thanks....but I give all credit to Stoney. C...@ STY thanks....but I give all credit to Stoney. Combine the copious amounts of alcohol it took to get me naked and her amazing photo taking skills and poof the craziest avvi ever!!! It's a really funny story how we ended up with that one, but maybe we should wait to tell that another time!!! Yeah, she showed the photos at some swanky art show, but I use it for my Twilight addiction. Mugh..ha...ha!!! <br /><br />I'm so freaggin excited to have internet back. I missed this blog so much. I heart you two. Thanks for the laughs!!!T-Nabshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03470205631647306391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82485978584669553322010-05-28T12:24:44.294-04:002010-05-28T12:24:44.294-04:00My coworker's best friend was standing right n...My coworker's best friend was standing right next to Rob yesterday (I swear on taycob's soft-as-a-babys-ass face) and she said he smells like stale cigarettes. Sad thing is she thinks he's icky. Can you imagine!?!?!? Ungrateful twat. Can't say that to her or she won't keep filling us in on her run-ins with the precious. On rob, stale cigarettes would smell like flowers (said in my best Mr Hanky impression). I'd hump him cross-eyed regardless.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12248051327413826474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19381039247795794042010-05-28T11:57:52.015-04:002010-05-28T11:57:52.015-04:00& @T-Nabs - omfg your avi is slaying me!! lmfa...& @T-Nabs - omfg your avi is slaying me!! lmfao!!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49344742690063734132010-05-28T11:54:15.488-04:002010-05-28T11:54:15.488-04:00@Luxie - ah, you are showing your [young] age, m&#...@Luxie - ah, you are showing your [young] age, m'dear! some of you other "twitards of a certain age" might remember that image from a "back in the day" tv commercial for men's deodorant. I forget which one. anyone??? dang i am old - lol... Hey luxie - <i>where's the beef</i>??? how 'bout that one? get it? get it??? no??? {{{cricket. cricket.}}} i kid 'cause i love!! : )<br /><br />and jftr i actually bought drakkar noir for a boyfriend when i was in hs (well he wasn't REALLY a boyfriend - he was a friend's older brother's friend who i used to make out with sometimes - but who's keeping track? it would probably make me want to vomit now [i am MASSIVELY anti-perfume - just ask JJ and she will tell you i bitch at her all the time for wearing it] but at the time i though it smelled <b>awesome</b>!Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66087858518277100402010-05-28T11:48:51.596-04:002010-05-28T11:48:51.596-04:00If I ever had the chance, I would lick him from he...If I ever had the chance, I would lick him from head to toe, no matter what he smelled like.<br /><br />so this post has me thinking.... Rob seems pretty compfortable when he goes on the Ellen Degeneres show. I think Ellen is just wacky enough that she may smell him for us the next time he is on her show (im sure he will reappear for Breaking fail...er i mean breaking dawn) *shrugs* just sayin' it could happen.Clairdeluneisgreathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581285159849951276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-6646618881026378422010-05-28T10:50:13.082-04:002010-05-28T10:50:13.082-04:00I like to believe that I KNOW what Rob smells like...I like to believe that I KNOW what Rob smells like.<br /><br />When Twilight came out, there was an article about the hair and make up of the cast, including Robs hair. The hairdresser used Black & White Hair Dressing Pomade for Edward's hair. Why? It was Robert Pattinsons hair product, and he wanted them to use it.<br /><br />I have a jar of this sticky, greasy stuff (don't ask, I plead insanity). Hell, I have even used it on special occasions (like watching Twilight for the 47. time). And I can tell you the grease doesn't wash off again for weeks (and thus explains the grease hair). That's like, evidence, right?<br /><br />The smell? Like a beach. Not sweaty, but summer, sun, sand and coconut.teambuffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15478087358843729593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85093825570179783572010-05-28T10:40:41.038-04:002010-05-28T10:40:41.038-04:00How does Rob smell? With his nose, bwahahahahahaha...How does Rob smell? With his nose, bwahahahahahaha.<br /><br />Actually, he smells like me. He doesn't shower after we have sex. It's his thing...don't judge.Robs Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02663302181812955540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20280163116636800892010-05-28T09:51:00.291-04:002010-05-28T09:51:00.291-04:00I was laughing so hard when I read this. Stoney a...I was laughing so hard when I read this. Stoney and I were recently robbed of our chances to see 100 Monkeys due to real live BS. My most gigantic-ist of regrets is not getting an official first hand report of exactly how J-bone smells. It's the only way to truely complete the fantasy! I'm pretty sure you could develop a strenous acclimation process to either of those men involving constant skin-on-skin exposure! It would be tough work, but someone's gotta do it!!!T-Nabshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03470205631647306391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-46418075577542698052010-05-28T07:59:57.513-04:002010-05-28T07:59:57.513-04:00It's like old cologne home week around here. I...It's like old cologne home week around here. I remember all those from high school! When the boys used to bathe in it...<br /><br />As an adult I've become so incredibly sensitive to cologne and perfume smells. Gross... luckily the hubs isn't a cologne guy. And oddly enough, I work in an office of about 17 people and none of them wear an offensive amount of scent. Thankfully... it makes me fucking gag!<br /><br />I hope RPattz smells like soap. And even though I'm not a fan of ciggie smell, I'll take it on him. Fuck, he makes me want to take up smoking again!!sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45825859424205517272010-05-28T06:38:53.518-04:002010-05-28T06:38:53.518-04:00OMG I am a Michigander and in the eighties all the...OMG I am a Michigander and in the eighties all the highschool boys wore Polo and Drakkar- too funny! Still LOVE Polo because it reminds me of Prom! And being a teenager. Wish I still am. Inside. as am I on this site all the time. And yes frankly he does look like he smells because of the smoking and that is a pretty big turn off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-71872489651844546702010-05-28T05:09:17.774-04:002010-05-28T05:09:17.774-04:00lol I used to freak out that I heard Brad Pitt did...lol I used to freak out that I heard Brad Pitt didn't wash his hair. Yet I'm not grossed out by Rob. <br />I am dying to post a video of PFach talking about Rob's hygiene issues. So against the rules since I wasn't supposed to be filming anyways but I could just transcript it...twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1841827787845030032010-05-28T04:50:18.040-04:002010-05-28T04:50:18.040-04:00Unicorns - LOL! A great visual, but might leave a ...Unicorns - LOL! A great visual, but might leave a serious manure trail...<br /><br />Give this man a bottle of Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap and he can use it one his hair, his pecs, his peen, his smokey duds, and Kristen ...not necessarily in that order.Robbednoreply@blogger.com