tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post6312041208842656689..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Summer is Coming.Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-23372337407022693852012-05-02T00:42:58.650-04:002012-05-02T00:42:58.650-04:00Uggs make me gag.
Popped collars make me stabby. ...Uggs make me gag.<br /><br />Popped collars make me stabby. It makes NO ONE look cooler.<br /><br />Sunglasses indoors or at night. Corey Hart is the only one allowed to do it.<br /><br />Anything with NY Yankee shit on it.Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-36157028310271880422012-05-01T10:23:46.409-04:002012-05-01T10:23:46.409-04:00Feet don't bother me unless they're poorly...Feet don't bother me unless they're poorly cared for... toenail fungus? GAG! Thankfully hubs has nice feet that are not hairy.<br /><br />Pretty much every time I go to Walmart (which is rare; I avoid that place at all costs, as I swear I'm going to catch a disease just walking in the door) I have to bite right through my bottom lip to keep from asking people wtf was going through their minds as they got dressed. I'm sure you've all seen People of Walmart. Srsly. I am a Target customer for life.My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-57329864006949964552012-05-01T10:18:47.435-04:002012-05-01T10:18:47.435-04:00I don't wear leggings much anymore, but in my ...I don't wear leggings much anymore, but in my mind they're in the same category as hose... meant to be worn under something. They are not pants!My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-88165453036064091792012-05-01T10:14:59.028-04:002012-05-01T10:14:59.028-04:00I have a pair of Target brand Uggs (fake Uggs, or ...I have a pair of Target brand Uggs (fake Uggs, or 'fuggs' as a friend called them) that I got maybe 9 years ago to wear on a ski trip. Now I wear them as slippers in the winter. They make great indoor/outdoor slippers! ...but no, I don't wear them in public, and definitely not with a miniskirt. *eyeroll*My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-31350386008574474032012-05-01T10:11:54.434-04:002012-05-01T10:11:54.434-04:00Um, she lived in Hawaii. I'm pretty sure I co...Um, she lived in Hawaii. I'm pretty sure I could put up with a lot if I lived there!My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10293212487557719622012-05-01T09:39:31.998-04:002012-05-01T09:39:31.998-04:00The leggings thing bothers me too. The other day w...The leggings thing bothers me too. The other day when picking up my son from school I saw another mom (who was not morbidly obese but definitely in the overweight category; to be fair, she usually dresses nicely and is fairly pretty)In a tight brown sweater, brown leggings and tall skinny boots. Disaster, she looked like a poo with a camel toe. Utter disasterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-30903294169890758202012-05-01T02:01:20.642-04:002012-05-01T02:01:20.642-04:00UGGs should be banned from human society.UGGs should be banned from human society.Aunty Maimuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13924032493704361402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-32684178488767071822012-04-30T21:35:28.735-04:002012-04-30T21:35:28.735-04:00I know that I have a lot of strange hang-ups but I...I know that I have a lot of strange hang-ups but I feel marginally more normal now that I know a lot of you find feet... disturbing. <br /><br />Either that or we're all batshit crazy. One of those.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53865159568455284032012-04-30T21:34:01.156-04:002012-04-30T21:34:01.156-04:00I beat the hell out of my feet, I'll admit. Pl...I beat the hell out of my feet, I'll admit. Plus, I have fat, chubby little toes. But I would never EVER step foot (ha!) outside in a pair of sandals or flip-flops without taking some care to make my feet look less... frightening.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33117881477068341252012-04-30T21:32:34.732-04:002012-04-30T21:32:34.732-04:00I don't know how you did it. I only have to pu...I don't know how you did it. I only have to put up with public transportation + flip-flops +gnarly toes for a couple of months out of the year and it makes me BONKERS.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-17716216762686504542012-04-30T21:31:01.704-04:002012-04-30T21:31:01.704-04:00The whale tale is baffling. It's not only NOT ...The whale tale is baffling. It's not only NOT sexy, it looks really uncomfortable.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80954742635750228432012-04-30T20:10:37.453-04:002012-04-30T20:10:37.453-04:00I think the reason why I like winter is because I ...I think the reason why I like winter is because I prefer winter clothes. Give me jeans, a t-neck sweater and a pair of Danskos and I'm happy as a clam. <br /><br />Ever since I stopped tanning, I hate wearing shorts and shit that shows off my glowing white legs. I'm getting over it though. I like white legs way more than skin cancer. <br /><br />Boys in flip flops don't bother me. It's boys in tank tops that squick me out.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24221763902884365222012-04-30T19:31:15.044-04:002012-04-30T19:31:15.044-04:00Leggings. They are the most unforgiving clothes ev...Leggings. They are the most unforgiving clothes ever. They show off every lump, bump, roll and cellulite dimple. So why do women who have some or all of the above insist on wearing the fucking things?! I don't wear them because I know I wouldn't get away with it. Apparently I'm the only one around here...<br /><br />And socks and sandals don't look good on ANYONE.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-84195765437532392952012-04-30T14:02:38.861-04:002012-04-30T14:02:38.861-04:00I had to Google that phrase, but now YES!! What...I had to Google that phrase, but now YES!! What's with that? I always assumed it was on purpose--like they want it to show because then men can tell there's only a thong below. <br /><br />But one I did see and actually enjoy was recently, when watching Eclipse for the zillionth time, I noticed that Renee has one when she gets up out of the beach chair (to go get the quilt present) and when she turns around you can see the red of her thong in the back. So now there is a thong in Twilight. Though I am probably the very last to know.....getinthecarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02954943235635648489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-65713429425644588092012-04-30T12:43:24.085-04:002012-04-30T12:43:24.085-04:00I only came to terms with having my own feet expos...I only came to terms with having my own feet exposed in the summer about 10-12 years ago. I had to buy a pair of flip-flops the first time I got a pedicure because I didn't own a pair of open-toed shoes. Now I live in them all summer - go FitFlops!<br /><br />Also I made the mistake of reading this while eating and it's all I can do to not barf. If the monster under my bed (or in the closet) has feet, they probably look like that.Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-5746973069917539332012-04-30T12:08:39.768-04:002012-04-30T12:08:39.768-04:00Once upon a time,I was reading along all nicey nic...Once upon a time,I was reading along all nicey nice and fuck me if I didn't go all batshit crazy and run for the closet when I saw those..those....GAH! I can't even speak of those....feet. I jumped straight to the comment section for fear of seeing other hairy *shivers* appendages. Something about flip flops and summer wear..But I cannot bring myself to look at feet.I hate feet. even the word is gross. Anywho carry on, and stop posting scary pictures that are going to give me nightmares.I agree with you. STOP THE NONSENSE! WEAR PROPER CLOTHES .Double_Dippinhttp://rpatzpornacopia.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-83982128815454376062012-04-30T12:05:50.326-04:002012-04-30T12:05:50.326-04:00Agreed completely. Feet should be covered at. all....Agreed completely. Feet should be covered at. all. times. <br />I hate feet. My hubby is required to wear socks at all times. Men that wear mandals are douchebags. If your feet have longer hair than your legs, it's a serious effing problem. <br />The only feet that are acceptable to look at or touch are baby feet. Period. I seriously gag when I see feet or when people talk about feet. My friends think I'm a freak. I'm normal. Feet are freaky. Shit's real.Gretchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394346077272047225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26217242512707863982012-04-30T10:38:32.876-04:002012-04-30T10:38:32.876-04:00I have to think about this one for a few...but I a...I have to think about this one for a few...but I agree with the feet thing, although I try not to look at anyone's feet because I hate them all. Pretty nail polish or not.<br /><br />The Speedo or Short shorts ala Daniel Craig as James Bond. I get that Daniel Craig looks hot, but most don't & I like a little mystery. Don't get me wrong, a little bulge is nice but seeing the whole package...not really.<br /><br />The "snot rocket". You want to see my gag reflex in action?<br /><br />Breast feeding. I get it. It's natural or whatever. Doesn't mean I have to like it.<br /><br />Plumbers butt. I KNOW YOU FEEL THAT BREEZE!!<br /><br />Also what I think @RugbyMom was talking about. "Whale Tail". If that's when those girls get the specially decorated thong undies/g-strings so they look PRETTY when it sticks up 6 inches out of their pants. Then we are talking about the same thing.Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-27237055251016401992012-04-30T10:33:37.594-04:002012-04-30T10:33:37.594-04:00I have to agree. I had to avoid direct contact. It...I have to agree. I had to avoid direct contact. It still creeped me out.Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37292586365161029202012-04-30T10:32:59.512-04:002012-04-30T10:32:59.512-04:00Ugg boots are universally gross unless you are a s...Ugg boots are universally gross unless you are a skinny bitch or under 6 years old. Everyone else just stop it already.Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25250378225924490522012-04-30T10:31:31.039-04:002012-04-30T10:31:31.039-04:00When I lived in Hawaii for college it was a nightm...When I lived in Hawaii for college it was a nightmare. I didn't have a car (which made it worse because I had to endure the footwear of the public on the bus).<br /><br />Disgusting feet in flip flops was the norm year round. And socks and flip flops is considered winter footwear.Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636233439104882868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-64716162682301684182012-04-30T09:45:43.728-04:002012-04-30T09:45:43.728-04:00Shorts + Tank Top + Wool Scarf + Ugg Boots = If yo...Shorts + Tank Top + Wool Scarf + Ugg Boots = If you can't even figure out whether it's freezing or scalding outside in Fort Worth, your parents should not be paying for TCU. <br /><br />No this is not necessarily "gross" but it pisses me off.OnePhoenixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85203605971654248612012-04-30T08:07:23.842-04:002012-04-30T08:07:23.842-04:00It's amazing what painted toenails will do for...It's amazing what painted toenails will do for your narley feet. I just used a pretty pink shade on myself and it made my feet look tanned. Weird, but not complaining.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1524311776906651722012-04-30T08:03:43.102-04:002012-04-30T08:03:43.102-04:00At this point anything summery On my body will be ...At this point anything summery On my body will be considered offensive. My body gave up after giving birth to 3 kids. I'd be more comfortable in a neck to floor winter coat.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17068190359325445987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-45802815093485121282012-04-30T06:48:22.572-04:002012-04-30T06:48:22.572-04:00Thanks for the feet picture, h00rbag. You know tha...Thanks for the feet picture, h00rbag. You know that's a hard limit for me. <br /><br />Denim Capri pants. Particularly with an elastic waist. Please stop the insanity.TexasKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05903343384511999667noreply@blogger.com