tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7332523682249075081..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Open Letter to the Guy Who Caught Me Staring at His Package on the ElevatorSnarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-40938064054969030962012-07-28T11:45:42.170-04:002012-07-28T11:45:42.170-04:00Wow, it's been a while. Hey ladies.
I think my...Wow, it's been a while. Hey ladies.<br />I think my friend KA and I saw the same guy in Atlantic City two weeks ago. We wanted to tell him if he was gonna show it, he should share it... But we hadn't had enough alcohol yet.ChefJaylanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-49849576835238224052012-07-26T23:20:02.009-04:002012-07-26T23:20:02.009-04:00I actually could hear you say "Hey I really n...I actually could hear you say "Hey I really need a picture of this. I mean really my blog readers would just love to see this." and then pull out your phone and snap the shot LOL! I triple dog dare you if you see him again ;)Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-25326416459851771812012-07-25T22:14:21.514-04:002012-07-25T22:14:21.514-04:00Rpatz needs to put some of those tiny shorts on &a...Rpatz needs to put some of those tiny shorts on & go jogging with the paps. I'd like to have a better idea of what he's packing. ;-)Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35427779182087732472012-07-24T22:56:19.031-04:002012-07-24T22:56:19.031-04:00Bwahahahaha! This post is exactly what I needed af...Bwahahahaha! This post is exactly what I needed after washing fox shit off my dog. Sounds like a train wreck - disturbing but impossible to look away from. How do the really skinny ones have enough blood to power one of those monsters without blacking out?<br /><br />Speaking of train wrecks, there's an ad on British tv with this tubby guy in a gold leotard jumpsuit thingy dancing around. At one point you can totally see his underwear-less and very unimpressive junk flapping around in there. Gross.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52019299371671661792012-07-24T22:43:40.225-04:002012-07-24T22:43:40.225-04:00I just had a mental image of a whole formation run...I just had a mental image of a whole formation running with their wangs slapping against their thighs. I'm not sure if that's horrifying or hilarious.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-10184506412805242142012-07-24T22:42:44.433-04:002012-07-24T22:42:44.433-04:00It's a good thing he doesn't know my name....It's a good thing he doesn't know my name. Or this blog. ;)Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-82207897116418037582012-07-24T22:42:21.608-04:002012-07-24T22:42:21.608-04:00Oh no way! It was impossible to be incognito to be...Oh no way! It was impossible to be incognito to begin with, much less with a phone.Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1830548137348759182012-07-24T22:41:34.794-04:002012-07-24T22:41:34.794-04:00WELLLLL, hello there Jess!! Congratulations on com...WELLLLL, hello there Jess!! Congratulations on coming out of lurkerdom!! <br /><br />And you're not sad at all!! Trust me, we're all friends here. It may be a bit creepy but it's awesome as fuck!<br /><br />Hope to hear from you again!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53840130671727816362012-07-24T22:40:07.163-04:002012-07-24T22:40:07.163-04:00"so much frank and not so much beans" FT..."so much frank and not so much beans" FTMFW!!!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-43585120235390725172012-07-24T13:19:38.458-04:002012-07-24T13:19:38.458-04:00When we lived on base the men wore these teeny tin...When we lived on base the men wore these teeny tiny shorts made of the flimsiest indisposable materials known to man commando and all their junk flopped about as they ran. VERY distracting when you are trying to drive. You just knew at any second you were going to see WAY more than is intended. One light breeze and 30 men are showing their cash and prizes to every military spouse and child on base. To this day I wonder who decided such tiny shorts would be a good idea.OnePhoenixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-35428596540498697572012-07-24T12:24:53.991-04:002012-07-24T12:24:53.991-04:00Too funny!! So was he commando? Hanging to the l...Too funny!! So was he commando? Hanging to the left or right...LOL! When I used to hang out with guys that thought they were "cowboys" they would wear those too tight wranglers that would strangle their twig & berries. YUCK! There was one guy though that was always commando & you could always tell which side he put it down that day. LOL! I always look at guys crotches. It's reflex!! I cant help it!Amers425https://www.blogger.com/profile/03582167045638424227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-72106036679056877772012-07-24T10:10:55.062-04:002012-07-24T10:10:55.062-04:00Most hilarious fucking thing ever. Bad start to a...Most hilarious fucking thing ever. Bad start to a Tuesday just got a whole lot better, thanks to that laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20334116310599485972012-07-24T09:49:07.907-04:002012-07-24T09:49:07.907-04:00Welcome out of the lurker closet! : )Welcome out of the lurker closet! : )Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28632141840134401552012-07-24T09:23:58.095-04:002012-07-24T09:23:58.095-04:00Oh I love you so much. Here I am irritated that my...Oh I love you so much. Here I am irritated that my husband is apparently intending to overlook my birthday for the second year in a row and you bring laughter to my world. As my BF likes to say "that made my LIFE."OnePhoenixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-80746873352612324982012-07-24T09:14:37.914-04:002012-07-24T09:14:37.914-04:00Ahhh, such a great way to start the day. My new fa...Ahhh, such a great way to start the day. My new fave phrase is definitely going to be "bologna pony". Sooo funny, I have tears rolling down my cheeks. Also loved Nifer's "so much frank and not so much beans". You guys crack me up. It's always fun to come here for a while.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16638003063770697312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-21171695780241969842012-07-24T08:42:50.752-04:002012-07-24T08:42:50.752-04:00I think you are on to something here - it's al...I think you are on to something here - it's all a simple matter of thigh-to-penis proportions...Snarkier Than Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20020302445056934532012-07-23T23:49:09.637-04:002012-07-23T23:49:09.637-04:00Nice, JJ... Very nice. If I were bolgna pony guy i...Nice, JJ... Very nice. If I were bolgna pony guy in way too skinny jeans I'd totally forgive you.norcaltwitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15252760978967515072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-24087134348668092812012-07-23T23:37:44.826-04:002012-07-23T23:37:44.826-04:00Aw. Come. On! You have a freakin' crackberry ...Aw. Come. On! You have a freakin' crackberry or iPhone in your pocket! We need pix! I never see anything like that. (And trust me - I'm always on the lookout for it!) <br /><br />I live in Boringville. We have weirdos, but not the cool kind of weirdos. Especially not the skinny dudes with giant cocks! Or guys jerkin' off on the train! Or old people fighting! You have all the fun! No fair!TheRugbymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847083352487305469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-52426283335407136112012-07-23T23:34:19.365-04:002012-07-23T23:34:19.365-04:00It's always the skinny guys that have the gian...It's always the skinny guys that have the giant pants-pythons...plus their tiny twig-like thighs create an optical illusion of enormous girth.fayted17noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-44292769771297363322012-07-23T23:15:51.023-04:002012-07-23T23:15:51.023-04:00What Latchkey Wife said. LMFAO!!What Latchkey Wife said. LMFAO!!Jenny Jerkfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15659204046693465182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-66931605321113755282012-07-23T23:14:26.979-04:002012-07-23T23:14:26.979-04:00Can I just repost Mama Cougar's response? Ditt...Can I just repost Mama Cougar's response? Ditto, bb. Ditto.mabarberellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01861927713178433551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-15172703784715838052012-07-23T22:22:53.907-04:002012-07-23T22:22:53.907-04:00Bwahahahahahahahaha! I'm truly sorry you weren...Bwahahahahahahahaha! I'm truly sorry you weren't able to get (and post) a pic.mugglemom08noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62565044231607688112012-07-23T22:03:49.560-04:002012-07-23T22:03:49.560-04:00Hey there all. Been a lurker for a few years now. ...Hey there all. Been a lurker for a few years now. Absolutely LOVE everything about this place! And JJ is totally brilliant! I laugh so hard when I read most of these posts, and can't wait til my hubby gets home from work at 11pm to share with him and laugh all over again. Seriously, how sad am I, that you guys no nothing about me, but I feel like we're friends that go way back? SOO much in common, I can't even begin. Well, I guess this is me, beginning. :)<br />- Jess :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-20144607583884282062012-07-23T21:13:36.324-04:002012-07-23T21:13:36.324-04:00I love this!! Hilarious!! You are awesome with y...I love this!! Hilarious!! You are awesome with your adjectives Ms Jerkface! Love it!!Pammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14081313587332585565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-47186274091698237432012-07-23T21:11:27.404-04:002012-07-23T21:11:27.404-04:00I love you people.
Why does the skinny hipster d...I love you people. <br /><br />Why does the skinny hipster dude get the big schlong? <br /><br />JJ I have been known to stare at such things too. You are not alone. Of course you knew this.VitaminRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08168002453820589518noreply@blogger.com