tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post7741644724778016242..comments2024-03-26T05:24:56.783-04:00Comments on TWITARDED: Edward Says WHAT?!Snarkier Than Youhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10797449606526868507noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-1439153007485154662019-10-22T01:33:41.345-04:002019-10-22T01:33:41.345-04:00Are you tired of being human, having talented brai...Are you tired of being human, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, Do you want to have power and influence over others, To be charming and desirable, To have wealth, health, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming an immortal? If yes, these your chance. It's a world of vampire where life get easier,We have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich, You will assured long life and prosperity, You shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, Stronger and also very fast, You will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, This is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on Vampirelord7878@gmail.comLord Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08802168788305626209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-3943041753979200352012-02-24T21:26:08.167-05:002012-02-24T21:26:08.167-05:00"Are you sure this Karma Sutra books says thi..."Are you sure this Karma Sutra books says this is what we are to do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-54825103083364774272012-02-22T13:02:38.966-05:002012-02-22T13:02:38.966-05:00Edward: What do you mean you popped your cherry w...Edward: What do you mean you popped your cherry with wolfboy when I was off moping with the Volturi?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62255834073538549432012-02-22T07:53:00.864-05:002012-02-22T07:53:00.864-05:00Da-na da-na da-na ... OMG, we're in the wrong ...Da-na da-na da-na ... OMG, we're in the wrong movie ... it's JAWS!Lunagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17240642809607273760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-16161680946832995562012-02-21T10:12:16.620-05:002012-02-21T10:12:16.620-05:00This bitch just married into mega-money, scored a ...This bitch just married into mega-money, scored a totally hot piece for a husband, and she's STILL whining!? OMG is she swinging her arm because she's giving me direction to an island she's never even been to!? WTF kind of eternity did I just sign up for!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-19291414368921305222012-02-20T22:08:09.965-05:002012-02-20T22:08:09.965-05:00love it!love it!Fragile Little Humanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17672598711294730881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-70446268936778833402012-02-20T20:46:03.215-05:002012-02-20T20:46:03.215-05:00Edward: You want to name our first child WHAT?!?!?...Edward: You want to name our first child WHAT?!?!?Jacksonstathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08074361689565068951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-77147496293676717132012-02-20T18:27:42.183-05:002012-02-20T18:27:42.183-05:00FANFICZOMBIE
Bella - "Christ! Just throttle...FANFICZOMBIE<br />Bella - "Christ! Just throttle up and punch it in there Edward...it's like sex, but just a little less fishy"mrsjbreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05762130025394649836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-53264003851963130642012-02-20T14:07:06.951-05:002012-02-20T14:07:06.951-05:00"Oh shit, I left my umbrella on your seat. My..."Oh shit, I left my umbrella on your seat. My bad." - BellaMama Cougarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259517914856346992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-73969569566391295892012-02-20T13:58:59.483-05:002012-02-20T13:58:59.483-05:00Dammit Bella, put your bra back on!!!Dammit Bella, put your bra back on!!!Smittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475758184529813506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-26248953444382666782012-02-20T13:51:21.868-05:002012-02-20T13:51:21.868-05:00What do you mean we left Dean behind?????What do you mean we left Dean behind?????AGirlintheSouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14430807464498421390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-63457312768893545672012-02-20T13:40:12.002-05:002012-02-20T13:40:12.002-05:00I present to you: Bella & Edward Cullen's ...I present to you: Bella & Edward Cullen's surprise faces.MyHeartGoesPitterPattinsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81942231012219962532012-02-20T10:56:29.507-05:002012-02-20T10:56:29.507-05:00Edward's doing his best impression of Chief Br...Edward's doing his best impression of Chief Brody...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gciFoEbOA8sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02759445727064325439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-37186980193380961052012-02-20T10:26:47.095-05:002012-02-20T10:26:47.095-05:00"What?! They want Meyer to write another fuck..."What?! They want Meyer to write another fucking book?!"Twi-Twat Rotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-61881173248174760422012-02-20T09:07:02.989-05:002012-02-20T09:07:02.989-05:00I've waited ninety fucking years for this and ...I've waited ninety fucking years for this and the book fades to fucking BLACK?!?! Fuck. My. Life.Banshee713https://www.blogger.com/profile/12065409144291198883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-33725348454912860932012-02-20T02:56:24.064-05:002012-02-20T02:56:24.064-05:00Damn it Bella, stop trying to grab my cock!!!........Damn it Bella, stop trying to grab my cock!!!.....on second thought, go ahead cuz a bj might give you a brain freezetwipolarwifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-85522022008670763562012-02-19T23:56:04.427-05:002012-02-19T23:56:04.427-05:00Ach scheisse, I'm about to crash into that pie...Ach scheisse, I'm about to crash into that pier, and I'm still going to die a virgin.Jaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-34300120398917176092012-02-19T23:17:46.558-05:002012-02-19T23:17:46.558-05:00OMG I just ran over Moaning Mertyl!!OMG I just ran over Moaning Mertyl!!adonicasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11953121979062954081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-626630409731548012012-02-19T23:11:11.917-05:002012-02-19T23:11:11.917-05:00"It goes in the hairy cave?? I'VE POOPED..."It goes in the hairy cave?? I'VE POOPED MAH PANTS!"DOUBLE_DIPPINhttp://rpatzpornacooia.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-60383617374295590752012-02-19T22:59:14.651-05:002012-02-19T22:59:14.651-05:00Oh my god, Bella! Something just ate your hand!!
...Oh my god, Bella! Something just ate your hand!!<br /><br />or<br /><br />I JUST ATE A BUG!!Lindsay Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533979763200935476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-62756489939362261442012-02-19T22:52:02.688-05:002012-02-19T22:52:02.688-05:00You didn't pack any condoms! This will ruin th...You didn't pack any condoms! This will ruin the rest of the book for everyone!Rescue Ninja RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02854829961352687062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-92166454268150345282012-02-19T22:48:07.767-05:002012-02-19T22:48:07.767-05:00Bella! I DID NOT say full throddle!Bella! I DID NOT say full throddle!rottymamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02799832254087134073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-28198699075979320312012-02-19T22:39:02.697-05:002012-02-19T22:39:02.697-05:00"Oh sh*t, I forgot to clean the pipes!""Oh sh*t, I forgot to clean the pipes!"My After Carhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352424174841928456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3325136241555317156.post-81669931644948379102012-02-19T22:35:11.049-05:002012-02-19T22:35:11.049-05:00"I just saw Jenny Jerkface's poop, floati..."I just saw Jenny Jerkface's poop, floating in the ocean there. She always said she would do it in the privacy of my darn trailer - liar"<br /><br />XLaxplayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05750182799185724904noreply@blogger.com