So I have been s-l-o-w-l-y reading the RPatts interview in GQ (gotta make the good stuff last! it's a looong wait 'til "New Moon"...), and today I came across the following passage that almost made me ejaculate my lunch out of my nose:
"He tries not to go out if he can avoid it. Stays home, watches movies, microwaves. Mostly, though, he reads about himself on the Internet [emphasis mine]...
...And he admits to reading it, which is the really weird part. He reads the gossip blogs [again, emphasis mine] and the Twilight fan fiction."
AAAACCCKKK!!!! He reads this pap?! For reals?!? [side note: like I do when anything new and vaguely interesting and Twilight-related pops into my head, I immediately picked up the phone and called JJ so that I could read that bit of the article to her. She had been pouring over our Sitemeter stats and announced that someone in the UK had just logged on. Although we both know that R-Patts is probably not in the UK right now and even if he was he would not be holed up somewhere breathlessly awaiting the next scintillating post on Twitarded, this had us both in hysterics.]
And yes, I realize that I probably SHOULD have posted this on one of my favorite blogs, Letters to Rob, but cut me some slack, people! It's been very hard to find time to post anything here due to excessive dvd watching of late, and I needed to take care of business here first!
And R-Patts, if you ever happen across this blog, please accept my sincere apologies. I can't help it that I am such a weirdo. If you could at least accept a small share of the blame/responsibility for that, that would be super. Thx.