You know how Edward never swears in the book except for that one utterance during the van-almost-squishes-the-crap-out-of-Bella scene?
I'm not like that at all. Not even close. Totally different universe, in fact.
I live in the Dirty Word World. I just can't help it. When Bella yells 'Holy crow!!' in the book, I'm thinking "There are far stronger words you could use to get your point across." I bet if she screamed 'Slow down the *&#% car right now, you $$%^& $%^^!!!' Edward wouldn't have rolled his eyes at her and acted all condescending.
Anyhoo, Edward pointed out to me not too long ago that I have a fecking potty mouth. Then again, my mother, Mrs. (Not a)Jerkface [who actually now reads this blog - egads!] has mentioned this, as well as Snarkier and ML. Actually, I believe ML first noticed me because I was shrieking cuss words like a rabid banshee with a bad case of tourettes at a party. I suppose this explains why he puts up with my obsession of snapping pictures of Edward in various states of mayhem and, if it's a good day, debauchery. (STY might have a similar story, if I recall correctly.)
STY's story - You scared the piss out of me the first time I saw you play a fighter video game. And the first time I saw you legitimately enraged by something I was so frightened that I almost lost control of my bowels.
Now, I know that we've already claimed we're a site geared more toward adults, but we don't want to offend anyone because of my trucker's mouth. Or sailor's mouth. Why is swearing occupational, anyway? I don't get it... Why can't I have a 'financial supervisor's - oh, never mind.
Anyway, I must admit I'm finding it a tad difficult not spew the the seven dirty words on a regular basis, which is why you'll often find other nonsense words in their place. Oh, and I tend to beat the shit out of the word 'dude', too. Just in case you haven't noticed, that is. Mommy [not a]Jerkface suggested I tone it down a bit and, while I love you, Moo, I just have to be me. Swear words and all.
Honestly, if anyone is offended by my language, you really should be grateful that you only have to read it and not listen to it. Because, on top of my sewer mouth, I have a really bad New Jersey accent. Even other people from Jersey make fun of it. I mean, I tawk - not talk. (Just for the record, this entertains STY to no end and one day she will go too far and I will beat the &^%$#*!! snot out of her.)
Oh, and in the future we will be putting disclaimers on any posts that are for adults only. Apparently STY has discovered some Twilight fanfiction that is definitely H-O-T and will report on it later...