Wednesday, May 20, 2009

All Right You Twilight Hussies - It's Twi-Smut Day!!


Get that change of panties ready, my friends, and lock your kids in the basement. It's that time again.

I honestly had NO IDEA how much Twilight related sluttiness could be found on the internet when we first threw out the idea of Twi smut day. Seriously. I mean, I know that sex is the number one thing searched online but... holy dildos, Batman. That's a whole lot of Twiporn.

Let's just get the familiarities out of the way so we can all delve into the world of slutty Bella, Dominant Edward, Angsty Alice, and poor Mike Newton who is never anything more than an annoying puppy dog. Man did that character get the shaft (well, not literally. Or maybe? If so, I haven't gotten to that one yet...).

For those of you who didn't know, most of these devious little ditties can be found on either fanfiction.net or Twilighted.

If you haven't already, check out Random Acts of Rob Twiporn collection. It puts everyone to shame and will probably ruin me for the next few weeks or so. I might have to buy stock in C batteries soon...

And thanks to EVERYONE who has directed our attention to their favorite Twilight stories!! You ladies have been... well, fucking busy! STY is starting to suspect that your children are getting shots of NyQuil with their lunchables and I'm beginning to wonder if doctors aren't going to start noticing a epidemic of men coming in complaining of severe penis over-exertion.

This isn't perhaps what we had in mind for Twi-smut day, mainly because we can barely think about it between all the sucking and fucking we've been reading, but we still intend to provide you all with links to Twilight fan fiction as well as some that aren't Twilight related but still read-worthy, nonetheless.


Cocktails & Dreams

The Submissive

The Dominant

The Red Line

Midnight Desire

A Lesson in Release

Seducing Ms. Swan

The Office

We've gotten so many suggestions that it's just insane. So we figure we'll keep posting links every now and again - you know, give you all enough so you can have your fill without inundating you.

We've also decided to try our own hand at writing fan fiction. The first installment should hopefully be posted at some point tomorrow.

Please, please keep them coming, ladies! We love all your suggestions. And so do DH and ML!! They might not know it, but oh they do love it...

27 comments:

  1. I saw the title of your post and went, "MY FAVORITE TYPE OF DAY!!!" It's like Christmas. Yay!

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  2. OMG, am I going to be busy! (And so will my husband!!) I think he likes it when I read the dirty fanfic. Thanks ladies...

    You forgot one...
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4613348/1/He_Will_Never_Touch_You_Like_This

    I don't know where to start.... I love Twi-Smut Day!!

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  3. I am so excited to read your fanfic! I'll bet it's gonna be oh so slutty!

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  4. @EtomyB - Ha ha! We will keep on trying to get you all Grade-A smut. :)

    @Stacy207 - LOL! I think they all do, Stacy. I'm sure they are thinking 'um, ok, you were just on the computer and now you want to do... what? Sure!!' LOl!

    @Perpetual fangirl - I'm working on it. I think it'll deliver. Eek! You guys will be the judge. I actually have two that I'm working on - a scene story and one that is... longer.

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  5. Uhm..is it sad that I have already read all of those?

    Yeah, I guess I'll just wait until the NEXT Twi-Smut Day and HOPE I am not as slutty as I was today so I can get some new recc's.

    I am one MotherF'n dirty birdy.

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  6. I'm looking forward to reading your spin on the world of twiporn. You guys already have wicked humor down, so wicked hotness will be no stretch.

    And our husbands are LOVIN' IT!!! Finally, they're getting behind our...addictions. :)

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  7. The sequel to "A Lesson in Release" is called "A Lesson in Fate" and is also hot!

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4780461/1/

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  8. Okay-since we are celebrating Twi-Smut today. I was inspired by this post and Cannes Robspam.

    For all my TwiTards! http://tinyurl.com/qsl86v

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  9. Dare I say it, but I took a week off the Twi-Smut. My brain was on OVERLOAD. But I am excited for the fresh batch of yum yum.

    What I am most excited about is this story you two our cooking up. Where will it be posted?? Holy Crapface! Yep, that's what I am the most excited. (Not in a sexual way, well at least not yet... ummm... that's got awkward... Kdgrimmer just said "That's what she said." LOL I'm insane.)

    The End.

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  10. @JJ, I love you, I love you, I love you

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  11. It's Christmas in MAY!!! Sadly, like Ang, I've read most of those. But a few that I've not, so YAY!! And my husband thanks you heartily....

    @Stacy207 - I second your rec! That one was excellent!

    Cannot wait to read your fic!! Will it have smut AND humor and maybe even swearing? (I love me an Edward that curses! ooh...Cussward/Curseward!!)? Because you girls are great at all three...

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  12. i was having a completly crappy nite ( ok understatment)but then i came on just now, and saw this. OME!! I LOVE YOU LADIES!!!!! ill def be up untill like 6 am reading, lol( i usually am up anyway, freakin insomnia)

    JJ and STY writing one? i like where that idea is going....... mine should be up in a week

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  13. These have to be my fav. They're cute, funny, smutty, you swoon, and keep close enough to the books that you go "now that's how BD shoulda been done!" Just a warning the are long and the second fic is still being written. Enjoy :D

    Let Your Light Shine http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837355/1/Let_Your_Light_Shine

    A Life Extraordinary - The sequel to Let Your Light Shine
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4881409/1/A_Life_Extraordinary

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  14. Damn you Twitards! Now I'm trying to think of a way to get out of work today and spend all day in Twiporn land! Really love Random Acts of Rob site. Twisluts are the best!

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  15. I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for the shout out, love your blog too. Defintely going to add to my blog roll and daily web troll. <3 JAG

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  16. @GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is magically delicious. Did you see that "clip" from Little Ashes with Rob/Dali pleasuring himself... holy throw a bucket of cold water on me!!

    I should NOT be viewing/reading this stuff at work.... people are going to start to wonder why the door is closed and the shades are drawn.

    (And OK, I know we don't condone the whole Pap photo stalking of our boy, but holy SHIT are there some good pics coming out of Cannes!! I saw one yesterday of him coming out of his hotel, hair wet... which made my dirty little mind immediately think.... hmmm... he was recently in the shower, which means he was recently NAKED. Oh god help me!!)

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  17. Yippee... Yippee... Does a happy dance...

    More twismut to read and twitardedsmut too..

    What about:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901517/17/Tropic_of_Virgo
    It's not bad, it's listed as an alternative to read while waiting for Wide Awake updates...

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  18. Woo hoo! Hubba, hubba.

    Thanks again girlies. Looking forward to reading the Twitarded smut story. :)

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  19. A little bit more info on our upcoming post: JJ's doing all of the actual story-writing; I'm mostly responsible for comma adjustment, occasional re-wording suggestions, and other banal editor-y stuff. Oh and I keep her wine glass full (do not underestimate the importance of this part of my duties).

    And the story is not smutty. Yet. Let me put it to you this way: I demanded that she write some smutty Twilight fanfic. She agreed. When she told me that she was 10 pages in and nobody had gotten naked yet, I was mightily peeved. Until I read it. It's awesome. And no worries - people will definitely get busy at a later point. I guess I can't fault JJ for wanting to actually have a storyline rather than diving straight into the Penthouse-Forum-worthy details...

    And don't worry - I will be cracking the whip and making sure that we all get some dirty bits in the near future - I know where she lives and I could probably come up with something suitable for blackmail if it comes down to it. JJ, don't make me go there. : )

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  20. Thanks all! We really appreciate all the links and suggestions and we’re glad we can provide you with some fun smutty stuff.

    As for my twi-smut, I’m currently working on a few things. Some will be more serious, some edgy and some, hopefully, pretty funny. All will involve Edward's purple headed monster in some way, shape or form. I’m honored that so many of you are looking forward to reading my stuff! I feel squishy now.

    And if it weren’t for STY, I probably never would be able to produce a story. Mainly because she won’t let me out of this closet…

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  21. I'm fatallyobsessed on FF and whynot on Twilighted, and I want to thank ya'll for the shout out for Cocktails & Dreams! I love my silly, smutty crew, and hope you do, too.

    I'm just working on ch 16, and it's MM-MM-Good...nothin' quite like make-up sex!

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  22. My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but I loved reading them. It's "wide awake" by angstgoddess03. I am adding the addresses cuz I don't know how to make it a link. I am adding the live journal link because the whole story can be found there. I starts off on Fanfiction.net and ends up on live journal.

    http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

    Another one to take a look at is called Cigarrette Burns only a few chapters but well written. The author, Daddy's Little Cannibal, passed away earlier this month and she has other stuff on her profile that is good. Her sister is keeping up with her profile. Looks like her sister is adding chapters pretty often. She said the story Cigarette Burns was taken off by Daddy's Little Cannibal before her untimely death. Someone had a copy that they are going to post on her page. Won quiet a few fanfic awards.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5086845/1/

    One that just started and looks promising is Confessions of a Nanny at Fanfiction.net. Bella gets a job as Nanny to Edward's kids!

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5051088/1/

    OH! And the Red Line, not sure everyone's cup of tea. Edward as an erotic dancer/love slave anyone???

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/

    Some nice lemoney stuff...

    Holding Out for You - Bella a divorce and Edward a widower... they meet and then guess what happens...
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4666438/1/

    Making Love Out of Nothing At All- Bella in love with BFF Alice's brother Edward. LOTS OF LEMONEY GOODNESS! Author has some other juicy stories as well.

    That will be enough for now...
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4060407/1/

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  23. My first 2 suggestions aren't full of smut but I loved reading them. It's "wide awake" by angstgoddess03. I am adding the addresses cuz I don't know how to make it a link. I am adding the live journal link because the whole story can be found there. I starts off on Fanfiction.net and ends up on live journal.

    http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

    Another one to take a look at is called Cigarrette Burns only a few chapters but well written. The author, Daddy's Little Cannibal, passed away earlier this month and she has other stuff on her profile that is good. Her sister is keeping up with her profile. Looks like her sister is adding chapters pretty often. She said the story Cigarette Burns was taken off by Daddy's Little Cannibal before her untimely death. Someone had a copy that they are going to post on her page. Won quiet a few fanfic awards.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5086845/1/

    One that just started and looks promising is Confessions of a Nanny at Fanfiction.net. Bella gets a job as Nanny to Edward's kids!

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5051088/1/

    OH! And the Red Line, not sure everyone's cup of tea. Edward as an erotic dancer/love slave anyone???

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/

    Some nice lemoney stuff...

    Holding Out for You - Bella a divorce and Edward a widower... they meet and then guess what happens...
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4666438/1/

    Making Love Out of Nothing At All- Bella in love with BFF Alice's brother Edward. LOTS OF LEMONEY GOODNESS! Author has some other juicy stories as well.

    That will be enough for now...
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4060407/1/

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  24. I think I found my second home LOL. Thanks for the shout out, love your blog too. Defintely going to add to my blog roll and daily web troll. <3 JAG

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  25. @GiveMeVenom - that Random Acts of Rob site is magically delicious. Did you see that "clip" from Little Ashes with Rob/Dali pleasuring himself... holy throw a bucket of cold water on me!!

    I should NOT be viewing/reading this stuff at work.... people are going to start to wonder why the door is closed and the shades are drawn.

    (And OK, I know we don't condone the whole Pap photo stalking of our boy, but holy SHIT are there some good pics coming out of Cannes!! I saw one yesterday of him coming out of his hotel, hair wet... which made my dirty little mind immediately think.... hmmm... he was recently in the shower, which means he was recently NAKED. Oh god help me!!)

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