All Right You Twilight Hussies - It's Twi-Smut Day!!
Get that change of panties ready, my friends, and lock your kids in the basement. It's that time again.
I honestly had NO IDEA how much Twilight related sluttiness could be found on the internet when we first threw out the idea of Twi smut day. Seriously. I mean, I know that sex is the number one thing searched online but... holy dildos, Batman. That's a whole lot of Twiporn.
Let's just get the familiarities out of the way so we can all delve into the world of slutty Bella, Dominant Edward, Angsty Alice, and poor Mike Newton who is never anything more than an annoying puppy dog. Man did that character get the shaft (well, not literally. Or maybe? If so, I haven't gotten to that one yet...).
For those of you who didn't know, most of these devious little ditties can be found on either fanfiction.net or Twilighted.
If you haven't already, check out Random Acts of Rob Twiporn collection. It puts everyone to shame and will probably ruin me for the next few weeks or so. I might have to buy stock in C batteries soon...
And thanks to EVERYONE who has directed our attention to their favorite Twilight stories!! You ladies have been... well, fucking busy! STY is starting to suspect that your children are getting shots of NyQuil with their lunchables and I'm beginning to wonder if doctors aren't going to start noticing a epidemic of men coming in complaining of severe penis over-exertion.
This isn't perhaps what we had in mind for Twi-smut day, mainly because we can barely think about it between all the sucking and fucking we've been reading, but we still intend to provide you all with links to Twilight fan fiction as well as some that aren't Twilight related but still read-worthy, nonetheless.
Obsessed with Twilight? Think you're too old for this? You've come to the right place!
We are a bunch of over-thirty *cough*andforty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!